I'm Jessica. My ambition is to take over the world. My idol is me. ;)

Age range: 12 - 19

My favourite series are:

Protector of the Small quartet

Inheritance Cycle

Conspiracy 365

Unicorn Chronicles

Silverwing Saga

The Legend of Beka Cooper

My favourite individual books are:

The Warrior Heir

Endymion Spring

Darkwing

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

No boy is worth making you cry.

Pairings:

Harry Potter: Harry/Cho, Harry/Fleur, Harry/Voldemort, Harry/Snape, Harry/Tom Riddle Jr., Harry/Gabrielle, Neville/Luna, Tom/Myrtle

Inuyasha: Kagome/Kouga, Souta/Hitome, Kikyo/Naraku

Death Note: Light/Misa (one-sided)

Queen's Thief: Gen/Irene

Bartimaeus: Nathaniel/Bartimaeus, John/Jane, Mandrake/Piper, Nat/Kitty (but only if written right)

Protector of the small: Kel/Joren, Kel/Neal, Kel/Owen, Kel/Zahir, Kel/Dom (again, only if written really well)

Pairings I can't stand:

Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Draco, Ginny/Draco

Inuyasha: Kagome/Shesshomaru

Bartimaeus: Bart/Kitty

Inheritance Cycle: Eragon/Arya

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WARNING: BRISINGR SPOILER BELOW!

If, when re-reading Eragon, you shout at Eragon "You idiot! He's your father!" every time Eragon says of thinks that Brom is crazy, or any other isult, paste this into your profile.

List twelve of your favorite characters , in no particular order.

1: Eragon (Inheritance Cycle)

2: Saphira (Inheritance Cycle)

3: Murtagh (Inheritance Cycle)

4: Galbatorix (Inheritance Cycle)

5: Arya (Inheritance Cycle)

6: Nasuada (Inheritance Cycle)

7: Snowfire (Inheritance Cycle)

8: Roran (Inheritance Cycle)

9: Greg Heffley (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

10: Buffy (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

11: Eugenides (Queen's Thief series)

12: Nathaniel (Bartimaeus Trilogy)

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

Nasuada/Eugenides No... the two characters are not in the same fandom... maybe a crossover though... would be funny though

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Galbatorix??? Never really thought about it... Athough, probaby. I've always imagined him around 25 and dresses in all kinds of extravagant suits.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

EWWWWW!!! That could NEVER happen (both male)!!! Although, if Roran was a girl, she'd probably end up killing Nathaniel!

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Greg Heffley? Yes... Read some of them a while back...

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO!!! Saphira/Nasuada would totally creep me out!!! NO WAY!!!!!!!!!

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Arya/Greg Heffley or Arya/Buffy? I prefer the first... would totally be hilarious!

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Snowfire the horse walked in on Saphira and Nathaniel??? Would probably stomp all over Nathaniel than run away when Saphira tries to breathe fire on him...

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Murtagh/Buffy?

Buffy mistakes Murtagh for a vampire and tries to stake him, but then she falls for him, and Angel gets jealous??? Idk...

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Eragon/Roran??? No, I should hope not!

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Snowfire/Nathaniel ... hmmm - You Stomped Over My Heart

Do you read about Three?

yes, Murtagh is Awesome

Do you write or draw Eleven?

yes, check out 'A Conspiracy of Kings'

Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Saphira/Galbatorix/Arya??? no...

If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Tik Tok by Kesha

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Eragon/Nasuada/Nathaniel

Warning: Extreme violence (Nathaniel beats up Eragon over Nasuada)

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Just a while ago, Arya is a really popular character.

"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). What title would you give this fic?

Eragon and Snowfire are in a happy relationship until Greg Heffley runs off with Galbatorix. Eragon broken hearted, has a hot one-night with Eugenides and a brief unhappy affair with Nathaniel, then follws the wise advice of Arya and finds true love with Murtagh. Yuck Yuck Yuck Yuck Could NEVER happen! Yuck horse/half-human-half-elf-Eragon pairing??? Totally gross

Title - What Did I Do To Deserve This?