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Joined 02-03-10, id: 2241632, Profile Updated: 05-26-12
Author has written 16 stories for Big Time Rush, and Marching Band.

I'm Sam! I'm seventeen and I'm well-rounded. I never really hate anything, not even Rap. I strongly dislike it, but never hate. I love music and reading and writing. I'm a senior in high school. I play clarinet, sing alto, and am a Cadet Major in my JROTC class. Avenged Sevenfold is amazing. If there ever was a God, he was incarnated into those amazing guys. Big Time Rush is my favorite show on Nick. Phineas and Ferb is my favorite on Disney Channel. I love to sleep.

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games. (Only for band!!)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 20

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 14

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bastard.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy
.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
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Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.

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Not Ready To Die by Charlottiie reviews
The Avengers had just defeated Loki when Tony Stark's sister arrives in town, she tries her best to stay out of trouble but when Loki escapes again she becomes his first target. What exactly does Loki have in store for Tony's little sister? Steve/OC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,180 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Captain America/Steve R.
Vengeance for Blood by Metatron-1337 reviews
The Avengers have a new member among their ranks. Hel, named after the goddess of winter and death, is everything her name suggests. And even Loki feels her effect... StevexOC, LokixOC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,927 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R.
Hello again It's me, Sophie by Goldiva reviews
Sophie Crowe is not having a good night. A visit from some SHIELD agents gets her drugged and shipped off to their base high in the sky. All things considered, it comes as a relief to see her old Professor's face, though the trouble has just begun. BBxOC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,939 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki
The Right Partner by capamer17 reviews
When Rebecca gets recruited by SHIELD to be the Director of the Medical Ward, what will happen when she meets the legendary Captain Steve Rogers? Steve/OC
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,283 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., OC - Complete
Big Time Love & Big Time Headache by AngelCorazon reviews
Malaya Montez is an up and coming singer and Gustavo's niece, what happens when she meets the guys of Big Time Rush and something from her past returns as well? Read and find out!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,507 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
Where The Lines Overlap by FangedLovers reviews
Trista Bennet is the guys best friend. So she's coming along for their ride through singing, dancing, and stardom. Will the stardom get to their heads and tear them apart or will their friendship be everlasting? Come along for the ride and find out!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,594 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Kendall
Return from Witch Mountain by newsiesfreak101 reviews
sry bad title! Ash is spending the summer with her Aunt Alex and Alex's boyfriend Jack Bruno when Sarah and Seth return to visit and save Earth yet again! What will happen though if Seth and Ash can not stand each other? Read to find out!
Race to Witch Mountain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,030 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Seth, Sara
Somewhere In Between by haleyelizabeth reviews
Have an obsession with BTR? Thought so. Taurie & Gwen were just two teenage girls living teenage lives, that is, until the night of their school concert. Be careful what you wish for; & be even more careful of what you never knew you wanted... Rated 'T'
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010
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I Hope You Know Somebody Loves You reviews
CarlosXOC one shot. THis is from my Quizilla. Sadie Hawkings season is around the corner, and so is drama
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Carlos - Complete
The Last Night reviews
JamesXOC one shot
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - James - Complete
One Heart reviews
The band, One Heart, just got back from tour. What adventures await them when they meet the boys of BTR? KendallXOC LoganXOC CarlosXOC
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010
Just Keep Looking Up reviews
LoganXOC from my Quizilla
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Logan - Complete
These Feelings Can't Be Right reviews
This is a one shot for a friend of mine, Happy Birthday Sam!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Katie K., James - Complete
Begging For More reviews
This is a Carlos Garcia one shot. CarlosXOC KendallXOC
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Carlos, Kendall - Complete
Way Too Many Times reviews
This is a Justin Bieber one shot. I'm really proud of it, but I didn't know where else to put it, so here it is. I hope everyone likes it, tell me what you think!
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
Crazy For You reviews
Kendall Knight one shot. KendallXOC
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Kendall - Complete
Big Time Boom reviews
The Trouble triplets are moving into the Palm Woods. What's gonna happen? LoganXOC KendallXOC CamilleXOC
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Logan, Kendall
I Can Still Remember
JamesXOC one shot request from Quizilla.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - James
We Are The Lovers reviews
CarlosXOC From my Quizilla. Check out my profile if you'd like to request a one shot.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Carlos - Complete
I Don't Belong Here reviews
One Shot from quizilla, LoganXOC KendallXOC, not slash!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Come On, Come On reviews
LoganXOC one shot
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Logan - Complete
Oh, My, My, My reviews
LoganXOC one shot from quizilla
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Logan - Complete
I Want You To Mean It reviews
One Shot request from quizilla. LoganXOC
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Logan
Everything Felt Right reviews
One shot request. From my quizilla.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Carlos - Complete