Formerly: I Trust You. Sophie Green was your average roleplaying Nerd, until she was thrown into a war against Jocks and Cheerleaders by an escaped asylum patient with a vendetta. Beatrice/Bucky Sophie/Melvin

It's amazing what one has to do in Bullworth Academy. The trip from enrolling to graduating here consists of a whole lot more than exams, hangovers and the odd case of bullying, and that is just one lesson that I had to learn! My first story

Christine's gullibility and imagination put Raoul in an unlikely position when she leaves to return to Erik. Can Raoul convince her that her romanticization of her Phantom is an illusion? Especially when Erik is... indisposed? Novel-based, dark humour.

Peanut thought he was going to be the king's knight yet he has become the queen's fool. What else is there for him?

It's not every day that Jimmy, Pete, Russell, Johnny, Derby, Bif, Ted, Peanut, Damon, and Zoe get turned into dogs. How did it even happen? Who's to blame for it?

Johnny Vincent really loves his computer that he received on his birthday. Whoever knew that a greaseball like himself would actually appreciate technology? And even though he depends on the internet for his problems, the internet can't deal with him.

“And here I was thinking I’d degraded myself to this dump for nothing.” Peanut froze, hairs standing up on the back of his neck. He slowly looked around, one eye narrowed, to see Bif Taylor approaching him. Implied Johnny/Peanut and Derby/Bif

It is a sappy, half baked, over the top, romance novel but instead of rotting away in cheap-buys bins and magazine racks, it's at the top of the best-seller list. And that really bothers me, so lets go in depth to the Reasons why Twilight SUCKS.

A possible excerpt from my retelling of Leroux. This is the scene about which Christine tells Raoul: “I lied to him. My lie was as hideous as the monster who inspired it... I paid for my liberty. I burned his mask.” One-shot for now. Retelling may follow.