I'm a copy-cat

age: 22

gender: female

--General--

Have any siblings: little sister and little brother
Have any pets: 4 cats and around 30 snakes (including the little baby snakes)
Have a job: yes
Have a cellphone: of course I have
Have any special talents or skills: I'm quite sure to have some but I can't name them at the moment
Have any fears: spiders, bugs
Have a bedtime: just during study days...sometimes
Sing in the shower: no
Want to go to univerity: I am
Get along with your parents: yeah I would say so
Have any piercings: yes my belly button
Have any tattoos: a wolf on the rigth side of my back, near the shoulder
Swear: I don't...if I can help it
Smoke: hell no
Drink: ...no
Do Drugs: no

--Love & All That Crap--

Ever been in love: no
Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: no
Are you single: yes
Are you in a relationship: …no
Do you have a crush on someone: yep, but that guy isn't real, so no
Ever been dumped: yes
Ever dumped someone: ...yes

--This or That--

Fruit or Vegetable: fruit
Black or White: black
Lights On or Lights Off: depends
TV or Movie: Tv
Car or Truck: Car
Cash or Check: Cash
Rock or Rap: Rock
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
French Toast or French Fries: french fries
Strawberries or Blueberries: strawberries
Cookies or Muffins: cookies
Winter Break or Spring Break: spring break... it's longer
Hugs or Kisses: depends

--Have You Ever--

Danced in a public place: disco
Smiled for no reason: yes
Laughed so hard you cried: yes
Talked to someone you don't know: unfortunately yes
Drank alcohol: ...no
Done drugs: no
Partied 'til the sun came up: first party
Gotten a ticket: no
Been arrested: does house arrest count
Been convicted of a crime: is steeling cookies a crime?
Been in a wreck: no
Been out of the country: yes

--Random & Silly Junk--

Are you a virgin: yeah you would like to know
Ever TP'd someone's house: no
Ever egged someone's house: no
How many languages do you speak: two
Who do you compare yourself to: no one
Ever regret anything: yes
Do you like being tickled: no
What are your goals: ...I will write that down later
Are your fingers tired: no
Are you tired of this survey: no
Are you happy: ….what's that for a question

You are a Clueless Uke! Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself. Most compatible with Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench together bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoophile spoke up, "Lets have sex with a cat." He suggested. The sadist spoke, "Lets have sex with a cat then torturer it." The murderer spoke, "Lets have sex with a cat, torture it , then kill it." The necrophiliac got excited and spoke, "Lets have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, and have sex with it again." The pyromaniac spoke next, "Lets have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it." They all fell quiet. The masochist sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow."

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Work vs Prison

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

So why is it, again, that we work?

Read these carefully.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now, go back to the top and read the THIRD WORD of each line out loud, going down. Copy and paste this if you fell for it

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom
1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!... ... Just kidding!

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. This is your captain speaking. Are there any people still on the plane?

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Don;t stick your tongue out at me unless you intend to follow through

I don;t have ADHD..I just...OMG a waffle!

P.U.S.H=Pray Until Something Happens

F.I.N.A.L.S= Fuck I never actually learned this shit

Oooooookay... #backs away slowly# I'm going to leave now

Don't follow in my footsteps... I walk into walls

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Kissing someone who smokes is like licking an ashtray

Don't get mad; get sadistic

Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's ART

Boys don't fall for me; I trip them

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the first one

If you laugh I will laugh, if you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? (Congress)

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed

A human is a lot like slinky: Really boring to look at, but really funny when they fall down the stairs

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Pray that it isn't an oncoming express train

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. -.- So then, where the heck am I supposed to go when I "die"?

DEATH is life's way of telling you, "You're fired!"
SUICIDE is human's way of telling life, "You can't fire me bitch-I QUIT!"

Time is a wonderful teacher, but it kills all its pupils

Whoever said nothing's impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door

If you say "Things can't get any worse" God will then proceed to take it as a challenge. Be warned

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

don't regret doing things, regret getting caught

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

The world is cruel... get used to it!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear

A day without sunshine is like... night

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?

Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it

A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort

There's no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas, used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "Your next" "Your next". Well they stopped doing that crap when I started to do it to them at funerals.

when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that idiot upside the head

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

I don't have an answer, but I admire the problem

I'm not complicatet, I'm a challenge

Really now ?! No, that's irony, idiot

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and doesn't stop until you stand up to speak in public

Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

That what doesn't kill you...will probably try again later

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

An idiot is a fortieth-floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

Ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

Put this on your profile if you think Kishi must bring back Itachi from like a secret jutsu or something!

Put this on your profile if you love SasuIta/ItaSasu

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you ran down an up escalator copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile

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If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this onto your profile

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If you have ever given in to that impulsive with a satisfying SMACK!, copy and paste

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "to" and "too". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Akatsuki Signs!!

Itachi -/_\-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o o/

Tobi @

Kakuzu --.--

Sasori -.-

Hidan o.o

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AN: Thanks everyone for the reviews I will try to upload new chapters as soon as possible.