I'm a avid reader and writer! I love Truth or Dare fanfiction, Uryu, Bleach, Uryu, school, Uryu, acting and did I mention Uryu? I did? 3 times? Impossible! :)

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Pessimism is good. If you are always pessimistic, you will never be disappointed, because you are thinking of the worst case scenario. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

I prefer solitude over company. In this I am like Marufuji Ryo/Zane Truesdale. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile...

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" (or what color do smurfs turn when you choke them) or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have just realized that when you argue with yourself, part of you alwaysloses, and have facepalmed or headtreed as a result, copy this into your profile.

ATTENTION: What you are about to read is extremly important. So if you care

even a bit, you'll copy and paste this onto your profile! This is Extremly Important For the World!

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

This is just my own philosophy...

Why do people get married? Normally, in this ADVANCED day and age, we marry for love.

So why is it so bad if people love other people of the same sex? The whole point of marriage nowadays is that you are forever connecting yourself to someone you love. If we have rules on who can marry each other, and restrict people, doesn't THAT destroy the sanctity of marriage?

If you agree, post this in your profile.

Here in the United States of America, we claim to be the "greatest country on earth"! We have iPods, operations to have triple-D size boobs, liposuction that can make a person lose four hundred pounds, and highly advanced technology.

For the most part, we've gotten rid of religious persecution. We've gotten rid of a lot (but not all) segregation. Why can't we just accept homosexuality?

If you agree, post this in your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

Fear not the darkness, merely what it hides...

No trespassing, violators will be shot, and survivors will be shot again.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face. Not sure how many it takes to flip you off and say "Bite Me."

If you always stop to smell the roses, sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.

If you would like to join me and RainingxToyxHearts in burning Hollister, copy this into your profile. We have pictures of shirtless bishies. Kaiser in the shower, you know you want it.

thanx to Gosurori Otaku for this one:

HATE EMO? READ THIS:

Are you laughing?

Isn't it funny an "emo" can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind your friends drinking, smoking, but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

IT'S SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girl's life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOU'RE NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS?

KEEP ON LAUGHING

Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this person's life, without knowing her situation with her friends, or her family, or her LIFE?

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING. BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH. OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND.

BRAVE IS:

GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES.ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT. ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS. BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE. ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS. KEEP ON LAUGHING.
If you agree, copy and paste into your profile.

THANK YOU MISSING EXODUS FOR THIS ONE:

HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT? CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:

It's the same story everyday: A girl in dark colors gets off the worst bus you can imagine, you know, the one with all the dumber-than-dirt country kids who are swearing every five words, listening to a punk rock/gothic rock/heavy metal/or any other dark music. She shuts off the cd player/MP3/ipod and walks into the school. You and your friends are standing inside because you're too wussy to stand outside in LATE MAY in you pretty new Capri pants and new Hollister t-shirt.

You point at her and whisper to your friends about how out-of-touch she is because she's dressed in a baggy hooded sweatshirt and frayed old jeans and she's maintaining a 3.785-4.0 GPA on a 4.0 scale while you're boardline failing. You loudly insult her and talk to her in an obnoxious voice. She just keeps her head down and shuffles right by.

You laugh loudly and say, "How could you have gotten that one wrong? Even a fifth grader knows that!" when she answers a question wrong in class. You and friends push her around in the hallways and trip her in the stairwells. You think she should start drooling over the boys at school and should wear the same clothes you do.

And yet, no matter what you do, she doesn't say anything.

Isn't it hilarious that she can be quiet all week, but still have to put up with more shit than the whore giving out free blowjobs on the bus? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind fucking a random guy every night, but you go around ripping on her just because she studies in the library every night? Isn't it just bloody fucking hilarious that she needs to sign a pass to the bathroom just to run into an empty classroom to cry at least once a week?

Are you laughing yet?

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WHAT HER LIFE IS LIKE?

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GO UP TO HER FACE AND TRASH HER GOOD NAME, CALLING HER A 'FREAKY GOTH WANNABE' OR A 'WEEPY-WASHY ATTENTION SEEKER', AND NOT ONCE STOP AT ALL TO CONSIDER WHY YOU NEVER SEE HER PARENTS AROUND, OR WHY SHE ALWAYS WEARS LONG SLEEVES, EVEN IN THE SUMMER?

HOW IN GOD'S GOOD NAME CAN YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT JUST BECAUSE SHE THE ONE PERSON YOU CAN NEVER BE: HERSELF UNTO HERSELF?

THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN BEING AN IDIOT AND BEING BRAVE.

BEING BRAVE IS NOT GIVING RANDOM GUYS A BLOWJOB IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. IT IS NOT FUCKING SOME RANDOM GUY ON FRIDAY NIGHT JUST TO SAY YOU FUCKED HIM. BEING BRAVE ISN'T TALKING TO SOME GUY OR DUMPING YOUR CURRENT BOYFRIEND.

BEING BRAVE IS TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK WHEN PEOPLE SLAP YOU. IT'S FORGETTING THE INSULTS AND REMEBERING THE COMMENTS. TRUE BRAVERY IS GOING TO A SCHOOL WHERE YOU SHOULD FEEL SAFE AND INSTEAD, YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MARCHING RIGHT INTO HELL. TRUE BRAVERY IS BEING TRUE TO THE ONE PERSON, THE ONLY PERSON, WHO MATTERS: YOU.

KEEP LAUGHING, YOU COCK-SUKCING BITCHES, CAUSE I'M GOING FAR AND YOU'RE HARDLY MOVING.

This is the story of my life. Copy this into your profile if it sounds like yours.

You know you're desperate when the love of your life doesn't exist in your own dimension. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen madly in love with an anime character. Put your penname into this and name the character in parentheses. Kaiseress (Zane Truesdale/Marufuji Ryo), AlukaKaiserin (ditto as my alter-ego XD), Kisuk'es Wolf (... i do believe the name speaks for itself) UryuisHOT (Uryu Ishida, Hanataro Yamada, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Ulquiorra Cifer and Hyorenmaru)

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

please help the bunny take over the world by copying him into your profile. Look, it's a different bunny from the other one, okay?! It was cute.

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.) Another different bunny. I like cookies.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If one of your hobbies is going back over a hopelessly sidetracked conversation to try to figure out what started it, you, like me, have no life. If so, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Stop 4Kids!

When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children, and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it) They even change the names of FOOD! Copy and paste in your profile if you agree that 4Kids must DIE!

ATTENTION: IF YOU ARE ON THE TOP OF 4KIDS MOST WANTED DEAD LIST, OR WANT TO BE JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT, JOIN ME IN DESTROYING 4KIDS! SAVE FUTURE GENERATIONS FROM HAVINE TO WATCH CRAPPILY DUBBED ANIME!

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I SUPPORT THE KITTY Copy the kitty onto your profile. She wants to rule the world! She's so innocent, except when she has someone whacked.

I enjoy smashing the fourth wall on a regular basis. Such as when I hug my favorite anime characters when they're being kawaii and/or beat the hell out of/scream at them when they do something stupid. If you enjoy smashing the fourth wall, copy this, paste it into your profile, and add your name. AlukaKaiserin (i yelled at Zane for TWO HOURS when i watched episode 163, and i just HAD to hug him when i saw him when he was nine. Squee time!), Kisuke's wolf (smexy as he may be even Urahara has his stupid moments) UryuisHot (three letters, 272)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling (or parents for that matter), copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

98 percent of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

You know when you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name, and say what it is in parentheses. Kaiseress (ZANE TRUESDALE!), AlukaKaiserin (i know i'm the same person as Kaiseress, and i still say Kaiser!!), Kisuke's Wolf(Kisuke Urahara...I WANNA BE HUG THE REAL HIM NOT JUST A PLUSHIE)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

if you and your friends are the weirdest people in any world out there, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know when you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name, and say what it is in parentheses. Kaiseress (ZANE TRUESDALE!), AlukaKaiserin (i know i'm the same person as Kaiseress, and i still say Kaiser!!), Kisuke's Wolf(Kisuke Urahara...I WANNA BE HUG THE REAL HIM NOT JUST A PLUSHIE)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

if you and your friends are the weirdest people in any world out there, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS

-If you think Tellytubbies are evil brainwashing nasties and want to take over the world, put this in your profile

Yaoi is yummy, yummy is good, therefore Yaoi is good!! if you agree add this to you profile

If you would love someone because of their personality but not because of their looks, put this in your profile.

-If you've ever had a spazz attack, put this in your profile.

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

IF YOU LIKE TALKING IN CAPITALS SOMETIMES FOR NO REASON, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE. YAAAAAAY!!

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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FOR ALL THOSE WHO ADMIT TO BEING WEIRD AND ARE PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE THE RABBIT ONTO YOUR PROFILES! ALL HAIL THOSE WHO ARE PROUD TO BE DIFFERENT!

Number your 12 fave anime characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Uryu
2. Toshiro
3. Rukia
4. Kon
5. Uliquiorra
6. Hanataro
7. Hisagomaru
8. Urahara
9. Hisagai
10. Kira
11. Yumichika
12. Byakuya

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Um...well...He's a plushie, so, no

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I didn't know that was possible

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
No :(

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

5/9 not too sure why though

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? :3

-.O that would be his face

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Rukia is cheating on Ichigo with someone weaker then him leaving Gin feeling gayly jelous

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Not sure, maybe I should try

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Byakuya drowns

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Kon has gotten fed up with girls always beating him up so he rapes Uryu o.O

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I certainly hope not

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not that I know of

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Nope

15) What might seven scream at a moment of great passion? :3

GET A BACKBONE YOU TIMID LITTLE ZANPACUTOU!!!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Pretty Fly For a White Guy

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

You will shit bricks

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Wanna go to my place tonight, I have AC

19) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Today

20) What is Six's super-secret kink?
o.O

21) Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober?

Drunk as Amagai with 40 empty bottles of sake

22) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

EVERYONE!!!!

23) "One (Uryu) and Nine (Hisagai) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Hisagai) suddenly runs off with Four (Kon). One (Uryu), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Yumichika) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Byakuya),then follows the wise advice of Five (Uliquiorra) and finds true love with Three (Rukia)."

At least the ending isn't fucked up

What title would you give this fic?
"To Yaoi or not to Yaoi"

24) Name three of your friends who might read it.

ALL OFF EM

25)Name one person who should write it.

Amaterasu

26) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

WTF!!!!

You know you're obsessed with arrancar when...

1. You have the basic information about each Arrancar memorized.

2. You have the advanced information about each Arrancar memorized.

3. You make your friends and family memorize this information as well, even if they don't read/watch Bleach.

4. You have preferences for the spelling of certain Arrancar's names, i.e. Nnoitra vs. Noitora, Szayel Aporro vs. Zaeraporro, Ilforte vs. Ylfordt, etc.

5. You will fight to the death to defend these preferences.

6. You're dying to find out what Ulquiorra's release is.

7. You have an Arrancar OC of yourself.

8. You try to give yourself a Hollow hole and somehow manage not to kill yourself in the process.

9. You're convinced that Halibel is a lesbian because she has all the sexy Arrancar guys right there with her and won't even look at them.

10. You cosplay an Arrancar character.

11. You've watched the Panthera Grimmjow vs. Vizard Ichigo fight scene at least 100 times, set to at least 100 songs.

12. You find you don't really care about the non-Arrancar characters anymore.

13. On Facebook, your religious beliefs are described as "Aizenism"

14. Your favorite Arrancar's number has a special significance to you.

15. You want to go to Hueco Mundo when you die.

16. You want to go to Hueco Mundo BEFORE you die.

17. You get into a serious argument over whether to refer to him as Szayel, or Szayel Aporro.

18. You refer to anything you dislike as trash.

19. You have most (if not all!) of the "Arrancar Encyclopedia" segments on your iPod/PSP.

20. You have all of the Bleach Beat Collection: Third Session songs on your iPod, even those goddamn annoying ones for Nel Tu.

21. You tell others not to bother watching up to episode 112.

22. You can spell Aaroniero's full name correctly.

23. You got mad at episode 136 for making Ulquiorra look weak.

24. You're thankful for episode 137 showing that that wasn't really Ulquiorra.

25. You have no shortage of spoon jokes.

26. You think "Grimmjow Can't Speak Japanese" is the single funniest video on the whole of Youtube.

27. You cast the Arrancar characters in another one of your favorite animes.

28. ...scratch that, you don't HAVE any other favorite animes.

29. You think Wonderweiss is profoundly autistic.

30. You accidentally a whole chapter.

31. You're far more open to transsexuality than the average person, but you don't know any transsexuals in real life.

32. You suspect Grimmjow of being a furry.

33. Your new middle name is Aporro.

34. You can only get off to Arrancar hentai.

35. You come up with an Arrancar-related mnemonic device to help you remember something for school. (i.e. Nitrogen = 5 valence electrons, Nnoitra = 5th Espada)

36. In at least one of your Deviantart journal entries, you've put "My fraccion" under "Eating"

37. You're telling a friend about something cool you saw and try to pull out your left eye to show it to them, momentarily forgetting that you're not Ulquiorra.

38. You get mad when you realize that you're not Ulquiorra.

39. You think they are all cooler than... CHUCK NORRIS.

40. You find yourself having to extensively explain a lot of what you say to your family members and close friends who don't watch Bleach.

41. You dream of someday cosplaying release Szayel (Fornicarias).

42. You know that Fornicarias means "to fornicate" for a reason. =P

43. Your peers know you as "that obsessed Arrancar fan"

44. You would save Lilinette from Pedobear.

45. You think Stark could possibly be the love child of Pedobear and Shikamaru from Naruto.

46. You make a fake Myspace or Facebook page as your favorite Arrancar.

47. You use your favorite Arrancar's last name instead of your own on Facebook.

48. You get REALLY offended when people compare them to the Akatsuki.

49. Instead of Spiderman and Batman, or random "tough guys" from your school, you ask people whether they think Grimmjow or Ulquiorra would win in a fight.

50. You get your favorite Arrancar's number tattooed in the exact same spot where they have theirs.

51. At first you thought Nnoitra was scary-looking, then you thought he was an asshole, now you think he's totally badass and kinda hot.

52. You think the Vizards are the real bad guys.

53. You get mad seeing Szayel made out to be totally flaming.

54. ...but that doesn't mean you don't think he looks good in a dress.

55. You no longer think science nerds are weird and gross. (But instead find them sexylicious)

56. You get into a fight and try to stab your rival in the chest with your hand, again forgetting that you're not Ulquiorra.

57. Your life's goal is bodily regeneration.

58. You find yourself strangely attracted to short emo guys with pale skin and weird eyebrows.

59. You make a list of ways to tell if you're obsessed with the Arrancar.

60. You send it to all your Arrancar-obsessed friends

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

!!!!4444164444!!!!Ulquiorra Cifer!!!!4444164444!!!!