Darkhearted Damien has been haunting Pip's dreams for nearly nine years, and Pip is bent on ending the nightmare. However, when the two are finally reunited in an explosive encounter, Pip realizes he needs a lot more closure than previously thought.

AU - The Nordics, as a crew of space pirates, learn of a mythical treasure hidden amidst the ruins of the long dead civilization of Asgard and head out on an epic journey through many trials. SuFin DenNor. Longer summary within.

CRACK—oneshot/twoshot entries—The new international students cause a ruckus at Hogwarts, though no one could really say that they disliked them.

Brothers that are too awkward to even stand next to each other, husband and 'wife,' and that one guy that drinks a lot. The Nordics couldn't be any more different. And neither could the situations they get themselves into. [2014 rewrite in progress]

It's either his mind or an outside disturbance that's thrown Matthew Williams off balance, and for the sake of his own self he hopes it is the former.

After falling for Kyle, whose heart is already taken, playboy Kenny becomes the only link of communication between Stan and Kyle: The living and the dead. -Full summary inside-

After a seemingly permanent seperation from Ian, Wanda is all the more overwhelmed by her emotions and their control over her body. Now, trapped under the constant scrutiny of Comforters and Seekers, she tries hard to hide her secrets…with no real sucess.

Arthur had a voice, a good one, but it's been stolen from him and he's prepared to do everything he can to get it back. Even traversing across the world with a bunch of lunatics who have a leader who just might be his hero after all. USUK, minor others. Cover Art by NoximillianRaven.

Hey Bunny fans-Miss me? CHAPTER FOURTEEN IS HERE! Kenny, in the midst of terrors and horrors and general badass-ory, is doing his best to save Butters. You'll be surprised by what awaits our hero this time... !Warning: Sitting on the Edge of the Seat Can be Dangerous, So Buckle Up for this Tolkien-Inspired Ride!

Austria and Hungary deal with rising tensions in their empire, and fear of nationalism is making them take some radical moves, which in the end undermine them and their empire as WWI breaks out. But that isn't the end for Czechia and Slovakia.Details in.

three students are picked to attend an academic fair just a few states over. when things take a turn for the worst and they end up lost, they must work together alongside a kind stranger to find their way back home. if they can even make it out alive.

*Manifest your destiny* On the eve of the outbreak of the Second World War, England and America disappear. From history. UKUS/USUK with GerIta, RussPruss, Franada et al. Cowritten with Narroch.

For Izaya, there is nothing fun about a toy that cannot be manipulated. young!Izaya-centric

Butters thought he knew exactly what he was getting himself into when he signed up to be Mysterion's sidekick. He just wasn't prepared for Kenny.

Twilight Parody. Hong Kong moves to daddy England in the little town of Forks. There he meets a cute pale boy, Iceland, and they can't help but... fall in love? But there's something off about Iceland... and his family of blonde pale hotties. HK/Ice main.

The final battle between heaven and hell is coming, and Christophe has to choose a side. M for graphic violence and Christophe's mouth. Mild slash. Completed!

To take care of those who need help, even if you do not care. Because it doesn't matter if the world has gone to hell; you are the doctor and they are your patients.

"Oh, Grandmother! What big teeth you have," Izaya murmured and finally glanced up to meet the wolfman's eyes, mouth curled into a silky-smug smirk.

Every person has their own personal Boogeyman. Izaya's just happens to be Death.

It's a long, slow journey to awareness for someone who is so willfully blind. But, eventually, sight will come.

Written from a prompt by tiniestderp for Ned/Aus with a kink for fancy clothing and dirty talking.

Misery loves company and he finds his in the form of a hitch hiker he picks up early one morning.

In which the 'mermaid' is a merman, the prince is a jerk, the merfolk are warmongers, and alcohol is of more interest than true love. A fairy tale. Nordic and Germanic central. Slight romance.

I don't care what the cover of this book says in fancy golden script, because it's lying. This is not a diary. This is a log about the ending of the world." Everything breaks, even Nations, but their words remain.

Kenny finally dies for the last time in a car accident, but the suspicious circumstances leading to his death are linked to his new best friend Damien, and it's only a matter of time before the secret is exposed. DamienKenny, Style, Creek

For a change, Canada visits Prussia, and for a change, everyone notices him. Unfortunately, 'vacation' and 'relaxation' have never gone hand in hand

For someone so self-centered, Prussia has a serious problem understanding his feelings. With the help of Spain and France, will Gilbert be able to get in touch with his heart? Germancest Germany x Prussia with a side of Spain x Romano

Filled for the prompt: "Sex with more of a focus on the emotion between the two rather than the actual sex." Netherlands/Prussia.

When the boys start their senior year of high school, they think their problems are almost over. So, naturally, it's the most messed-up year of their lives. Eventual STYLE, CANDY, and STENDY, not necessarily at the same time or in that order.

You know it's crazy when a school is made for Truth or Dare and a Spaniard is trying to court you. Written with Data and Spot.

Sometimes being a captive in an elevator is all it takes to get some attention from that special someone. And a little sly flirting can't hurt either. Craig/Clyde quickie, rated T because I said so.

It is 1632, and Sweden is in a Prussian Bar, The Wolf and Lion. Because, as Denmark says, we both got stomped. A Thirty Years War interlude. Bromance-y Denmark/Sweden, and dark themes within.

AU. "If I throw a tomato at you, vampire bastard, will you still sparkle under the sauce?" Spamano

'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.

Berwald has many things he would like to say to Tino, if only he were more articulate. SuFin, human names used. Oneshot.

Alfie. Which Arthur totally called him last night. And thus begins Alfred's quest to get him to say it again. USUK. COMPLETE.

One-shots thrown together. Mainly NorIce. May contain one-sided DenNor and SLIGHT IceSey. Mostly just crack, though.

England turns up to a meeting in full punk mode. On a motorbike. Otherwise known as the fic where England has pink hair and a tongue ring and America's subconscious makes a lot of innuendos about guns. USUK-ish. Oneshot.

He's always known, somewhere deep within, that they're living on a borrowed time. Sweden/Finland.

Mafia AU. Denmark, England and Prussia set out on a mission. Fail ensues.

AU. A candle-lit dinner with fresh roses on the side under moon light was the last thing Matthew had expected coming onto a trip meant for paranormal investigations. Francis/Matthew; Alfred/Arthur; Ivan/Yao; Warning: mild violence & creepy exorcisms.

The end of the world is coming. Everything seems to be going along with the 'Divine Plan.' But a certain demon and angel aren't so sure how they feel about this, and what it means about their strange relationship. Warning: Incredibly Sacrilegious. USUK.

A tale told in e-mail centering on various budding relationships in an office when people are SUPPOSED to be doing work. All poor Elizabeta wants is photos of it all. Rated for a lot of swearing/lewd comments. PruHun, UsUk, Spero, GerIta, KorChi, etc.

It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings

And I remember the view whenever I'm holding you. NorIce.

Prussia, as it turned out, went delightfully well with gardens and tea parties when they come with Liechtenstein. Prussia/Liechtenstein.

In which Norway and Iceland waltz and Iceland tries to assert their masculinity.

Denmark can't find a babysitter for Ice. So Ice must tag along on his and Norway's date. Luckily for him, Ice considers himself a mature grown-up, for a seven year old. Sequel to Bolludager, DenNor, kid!Ice.

A dozen puffins plus a plan to take over the world plus a snowball fight equals Nordic crack. No pairings.

That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.

because he is unapologetic and brash and has been diagnosed with youth and stupidity. Prussia/England, Prussia/Hungary.

Here we go again. The Bad Touch Trio now decide--not entirely willingly--to turn their matchmaking skills in a more northward direction. Again, this just means chaos for the rest of the world. #5 of TMAMT series.

...you've heard this one.

In the beginning Himaruya created the Allies and the Axis Powers/And Himaruya said, "Let there be HETALIA" and there was HETALIA/And there was Heaven and there was Hell, also Grandpa Rome's very own theme song

Do not open the door. It could be a zombie, an unwanted boyfriend of your brother's, or a persistant salesman by the name Antonio Carriedo. Spain/Romano, implied Germany/Italy, AU.

Tino is a young psychology major, well known for being kind and eager to help others with their issues, but less so for his habit of profiling "patients" on campus. His therapist's eye has fixed on Berwald, but will he be the one who ends up on the couch?

Implied UKUS. On being made love to by history with timeless touches and carnage kisses and hands that take what they want.

Arthur is a young screenplay writer and director who wants to make a name for himself, but will that be possible with a flirt like Francis Bonnefoy as his star? FrUK, and a whole slew of characters in roles you've never seen them play!

Kink meme fill. An explosion leaves Denmark with a permanent brain injury and Norway struggles to find his role in their relationship as the line between lover and caregiver begins to blur.

Okay, seriously, this is the UN. Kindly keep all nymphomaniacs outside the building. America/England.

AU: A chance encounter at a coffee shop leads to Gilbert becoming a protagonist in Rome's pornography novel – after that, well, it pretty much turns into a pornography novel. Rome/Prussia.

Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred

UKUS/USUK. His history in England's embrace. Multichaptered oneshot.

Crackfic. In which the female nations try to put the OW in yaoi and the male nations try to put the HET in Hetalia. Naturally, massive cast list and even larger pairing list ensues. Sort of.

When England escapes Voldemort, his thin veneer of gentility is stripped away to reveal the savage, bloodthirsty conqueror. One way or another, he will see the death of the Dark Lord. And he will laugh.

How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.

Stories of nations, six words each.

I'm the one who matters, I'll be the only one that you remember soon. Don't worry, I'll take good care of you, as long as you're only mine. Sequel of Abhor. US/UK. Yaoi/violence/sadism/torture/among other things. Oneshot.

Reading on a rainy day. France/Canada.

If atlases are the Hetalian dirty magazines, what does that make geographic documentaries...? USUK, with hints of a lemon on the horizon, but nothing explicit.

Stan and Kyle, growing up.

The red balloon. The ant on the sidewalk. The charming prince. The Lonely War. Kyle knows these well, but all he wants to know is all of Stan - the red balloon. Style M/M. Rated M for a reason. Oneshot. Heavily psychological.

15 years. 15 years since democracy fell, since a tyrannical government isolated America and took the nation hostage. 15 years since Alfred was stolen, forced to turn his back on everything. For Arthur, that’s 15 years too long. Time to go rabbit hunting.

Spain is living a lie. The Spain he knows is not the Spain he is.

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I'm just your regular lower-class, gender-confused, lonely teenage girl who can't stop thinking about a certain red-eyed German boy... — Prussia/Hungary.

A spell goes HORRIBLY awry! Sealand's now a great empire, Austria can't compose, Canada is visible, and Lithuania is 'kol'ing? With the world turned on its head, all eyes are on England and his now suspiciously good cooking. GenBend, Crackfic, Oneshot!

CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit! We have provided this manual, in order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit...

Ah, Lovi, wait! Don't!" "Fwancis, what's fruk mean?" Pure crack and boys in dresses.

All over Europe, one song comes to unite and remind the European nations about the war and the bloodshed of different historical events through the National European Radio. Is or was the world really as peaceful as we think? -No pairings-

How can you live, if you don't know me? Style Stan/Kyle , oneshot. Rated for mild smut.

To love, to hate, to feel. We hurt those we love, as though we hated them. "I'll take your hate. And then I'll take everything else." One-sided Denmark/Sweden

Because tonight, he dreams again - of the past, this time. Prussia/Hungary onesided, Austria/Hungary

Inspired by Hans Christian Andersen's "The Steadfast Tin Soldier" // For pineappleSAMBA's birthday // Norway's favorite fairytale of a little soldier clothed in red is about to have a happy ending this time around.

That's just not healthy, and they, they are both sick. GilbertxLudwig, incest, AU, paedophilia. Slightly edited

It’s nice to know that even at Hogwarts, America and England are, well, America and England. USUK. Harry Potter/Axis Powers Hetalia AU.

Criminology student Tala is sent to consult captured sociopath Kai Hiwatari in the hopes of catching another serial killer. Their dangerous relationship is taken to the next level when Kai escapes to pursue Tala. KaiXTala Ch 21 AND 22 up!

In which there is a game of rugby and ridiculous brother-related antics. A sequel of sorts to 'Of Family, Friends and Football'.

FrUK/USUK. On the languages they share and those that they don't: France at his cruellest, England at his weakest and America kind in his greater strength. Set in both 1066 and 1944. Oneshot.

Iceland becomes ill, but he refuses any help. Denmark and Norway won’t hear a word of it. But as Ice's sickness worsens, the Nordics realize they need to do everything in their power to keep him from falling.Icelandic Financial Crisis

M/M SLASH, YAOI. ONESHOT. DENMARK/NORWAY. Caught in a blizzard both literally and figuratively, Denmark must summon the courage to face Norway and ask for forgiveness once and for all. Secret Santa gift for kainoliero at LJ.

Two countries, their circumstantial evidence, and a very long history of denial. — PrussiaHungary

Roderich makes the bad decision of going out drinking with Gilbert, Arthur and co. He makes another bad decision when he accepts Gilbert's challenge of a drinking competition. If he loses? Well Gilbert did once say that he wanted Roderich to be his maid..

When a new president or prime minister comes to office, one of the first things they usually learn about is the existance of their nation's personification. Usually being the key word. Deanon.

As snow fell in midst of the night, a boy wandered the streets with nothing but memories and the bundle of matches in his hand to keep him company... AU Denmark/Norway

A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England

Huddled in a forgotten room during the middle of WWII, Denmark would build cities out of lego pieces. Takes place after the German Invasion of Denmark

Hungary was a yaoi fangirl. That was one thing she was certain about. And then she had to run into Denmark again.

Elizaveta is forced into an arranged marriage for her country, but what of her heart?

Ten drabbles for the Nordics. Five for suffering, five for joy.

A demon's love is the most violent kind. Rated MA for many many reasons. Dip. Not really meant for the faint of heart.

12. Shaving off Francis' beard will only result in temporary satisfaction and is therefore not worth it. 70. Attempting to watch The Sound of Music will only result in tears. 71. America's tears. A list fic that does what it says on the tin.

England/Spain. "You look so beautiful in red."

After losing everything, one boy must decide what’s worth having in life. Slash, Kyan.

This lamp was going to blow Norway away. He'd forget IKEA even existed when he saw this beauty beside his sofa. DenmarkxNorway Oneshot.

Gilbert decides that what the world really needs is to be ruled by him. He is happy to oblige. Oneshot

Stan sniffed the petals, and remembered one time seeing someone actually get high off of flowers. "He's high on life," as Kyle had put it. Though, Stan couldn't for the life of him remember who that had been...

The day the papers had been signed, the divorce finalized, Hungary left Austria's house. It took her only a few seconds to realize exactly which direction she found herself running in. PrussiaxHungary.

Kenny is always awake when everyone else is asleep. Just wondering. Why the hell is he even here? Kenny-centric, oneshot.

AU. The problem with the window seat: it's impossible to get out of without crawling all over the person sitting next to you. Apparently, Finland and Sweden were getting crash courses in that today. DenFin. PrusHun. NorSu.

Altaïr has never been fond of the straight and narrow path.

Wendy has to explain to herself why she is attracted to Eric Cartman. Cartman/Wendy, some swearing. Oneshot.

Kyle and Kenny go through the trials of having a relationship. They come to the conclusion that it's kind of difficult. Slash, K2.

Written for T/D's July/August challenge. What would I see if I cracked open your chest? UlqOri

Denmark notices something about the shape of Scandinavia.

Or, Why Are People So Obsessed With Sex? Or even, The Mating Habits of Fictional Characters.

It's 1948, and he's lost. Prussia-centric.

Kyle has only to wait for the thumb of God to come down from heaven and squash him flat. So much for the Romans. OneShot. KyleWendyStan.

When Stan Marsh decides that he wants more out of his super best friendship with Kyle Broflovski, a lovesick Kyle has no choice but to accept. Now Kyle has two years or less to convince Stan to love him back. If only things were that simple.

In which Stan is obvious, Kyle is oblivious and Kenny...well, Kenny's just obscene. Oh, the troubles one has to face for the sake of love!

It's a little thing called death, and even nations must face it. Norway-centric.

Damien returns to South Park, hunting an escapee from Hell. Aided by the mortally challenged and the mercenary, he's also being distracted by a certain English boy. Slash, Dip. Complete!

dance with me/make me lose my way/take a chance with me/make my body sway. Fantina/OC; second place winner-tie in The Domain's "June Writing Challenge".

...this was all it was and all it ever would be—just a game to him, nothing more than pretend." For T/D's June '09 challenge. — GellertAriana.

When Kyle returns to South Park for the reading of Kenny's will, parody ensues. Rips on a lot of great stories. Rated T for language. Slash. Oneshot.

“Good,” he purred, “because I do not intend on ever letting you go.” ItaSaku.

CraigxKenny one-shot. Not exactly fluff, maybe a little if you squint.

AU: Elizaveta clearly despised everything vaguely relating to Gilbert of the Pretend Prussian Race--except for his younger brother, who was the only exception. It did not help that Gilbert existed. :Austria/Hungary/Prussia

His regret will be his liberator.

She wants to be ashamed like the other girls, but what's the point of being shameful about wanting something? Cartman x Heidi.

At the beginning of junior year, a couple of weeks after move in, Kyle Broflovski decided that it was probably time he told Stan Marsh that he was gay. This is a study of what happened next. Style.

There are many things that Ino regrets, but there is much more that she does not. Ino-centric, implied KakaSaku.

When the old ball-and-chain's fastened around your neck. Or at least you think it is. Craig's POV. Mature means sex.

Love reflects the months, the months don't reflect love.

Some guys just didn't get the girls, and sadly the pizza boy had to admit that this applied explicitly to his situation. KakaSaku.

It feels like we've started over. Right from the start, before we'd even met. Style. Slash.

Welcome to Hetalia, one of London’s biggest bookstores, and definitely it’s strangest. I suggest leaving anything breakable at the front entrance.

No one was sure how the legendary copy ninja had earned the title of “sexiest dad”, but for anyone inside Konoha on the very day the title was given and just happened to be in central park had to admit that the honorific was a just one. KakaSaku.

The blood painted snow like a blank canvas in the midst of creation, suddenly a display of something terrible and god-like. Eric Cartman centric, but through Stan's eyes. D: T for blood and gore.

In cosmic apathy, where planets spun along their aphelia and carved careful elliptical pathways, there were not gods to turn dials, and Earth was a one-in-a-million, chemically volatile mass of celestial rock. Kyle centric.

The fifth of November, the gunpowder treason and plot... "I'd watch that mouth of yours, Mr. Kirkland," Creedy remarked. "It's liable to get you into a real mess one of these days, you know." V for Vendetta crossover M for mature subjects.

Stan looks back on the worst mistake of his life. Slash. Style. Oneshot.

Pip and Damien are MANLY.

Fifteen Truths about Rosalie Hale. Oneshot.

Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...

An ode to inter-faith gay relationships, and consumerism.

Oneshot, light slash, StanKyle. Stan spent his whole life trying to catch up to Kyle. But that hadn't been the point.

How can you save the person you love from themselves? Slash. Multiple pairings. Mainly ChristophexKyle. Rated for language.

Craig hates Cartman, Cartman hates Craig, and everyone loves Clyde... except himself. Features insecurities, damaged reputations, and film director!Craig. CraigClyde, ClydeCartman, Craig's POV.

Oneshot. Kenny x Damien slash. Quite dark. Damien reflects on Kenny's final demise.

Tonight you expect to end up in the bed of someone that’s twice your age and all too willing to pay for your ‘services’-- not in the bed of your most childlike classmate. Kenny/Butters

Kenny accepted the bad things in life rather easily. Until someone stole the notebook where he wrote, among other things, his love notes to Butters Stotch in. That was another story completely - his next death would probably be of embarrassment. Discontinued.

Momo knew better than most people that being understood was something rare. So she chose silence instead of words. But then again, he knew it too.

Lithuania knows madness, tangentially. Russia/Lithuania. Five drabbles.

Arthur hesitated for a moment. ‘The snow,’ he said, ‘it always makes me think of you.’ Canada/ England; sheer fluffiness

A rather short drabble SAI had to write out. Based on the Anti-Christ beliefs... Damien does not know love, but he knows want.

Kyle is Eric's epiphany.

They were two of a kind, each one cast aside without a second thought. But sometimes, things fall apart just so something better can fall together. Oneshot. Slash. Clyde/Craig, Clyde/Thomas, hinted Craig/Tweek.

Possibly the first fanfiction ever where Damien is explicitly heterosexual. If only he could get anyone to believe it. Damien/Henrietta romance, Damien/Pip friendship.

After a tragic accident, Stan is unable to piece his life back together. If he can’t remember the past, how will he able to work towards the future? COWRITTEN with Indiana Beach Bum. Told through Kenny’s POV. Slight Style.

Arthur Kirkland/England has just captured his newest prize, Antonio/Spain. But he finds this prize needs some... convincing. Warning: contains rape and violence. Uses human names.

Kenny has something to show to Kyle and no, not that. KylexKenny Slash

The year is 1776. The French Revolution is in full swing, and two drinking buddies, united in their love for beer and for battle, find themselves sitting in a little pub wondering what it could all mean for them.

It happened every Monday, out on the playground... Who would it be today? Very, very short little oneshot.

The re-appearance of a certain "friend" ends up triggering a detrimental change in Clyde and Craig's routine lifestyle. Slash.

A story for lovers and haters of Stan x Kyle fan fiction.

Take it from me: being sharp and shiny ain't all it's cracked up to be.

I love him. My love, My human, My Ian. Forever.

My version of Ian and Wanderer's first night together, the night after all threat of rains ends and they have moved back on their own. I was just DYING to write this...some sort of compulsion, lol.

Du Namar Aurboda: "Word by word, the spell obliterated everything that defined them as thinking creatures, and the Forsworn had no choice but to watch in silent misery as their dragons descended into complete ignorance..." Oneshot.

Hate, that was too strong of a word, but to say he disliked him...well, that just wasn’t strong enough. Craig/Tweek. Co-written by eksley05 and tweekers.

Craig was addicted to a lot of things. Overuse of non-verbal swearing, cigarettes and even lying. But he really only needed one thing, even if he didn't realize it. He didn't need anything else but him. Craig/Tweek, multiple side pairings. Complete.

He was thinking of what Kyle said, "Love is watching someone die." And that's exactly what he had done. Christophe/Kyle. Oneshot.

Haruno Sakura finds that things are not always what they seem when she is forced to survive with a group of deadly missing nin. "Let me be selfish for once." ItaSaku.

--"I'm going to kill myself." Stan went to the roof of his apartment building, one determined thought in his mind, and then the redheaded stranger ruined everything. Or maybe he was Stan's savior. "That's tragic, we've only just met." Oneshot Stan/Kyle AU

Take half a cup of overused plot ideas, stir in a tablespoon of clichés, and add a pinch of nauseatingly perfect characters. Bake until slash rises to surface and is light and fluffy. Serve with a side of OOCness and, of course, a Mary Sue. Enjoy.

Lisey's Story & Bag of Bones // Mike Noonan takes Kyra to a diner one day and comes across a woman going through something that's all too familiar to him. One-poster/short story. Written: 11/28/07

Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!

She will not begin, she will not end like she had nine times before. This tenth time, she will live and die, with him. Ian/Wanda.

Bella has a nightmare involving hybrids, childbirth, imprints, and much more. For those who did not enjoy Breaking Dawn. Spoilers. One-shot.

In Cartman's dreams, Kyle is his toy. In reality, Stan will do everything in his power to prevent that from happening. A Dark Slash.

Based off of the book, The Host by Stephenie Meyer. Jared's thoughts during his first glimpse of the body he had come to love. One-shot.

Melanie and Wanda have...special needs. How in the world can they explain it to the boys?

Another jokefic. Stan catches Kyle doing something in the bathroom and the hilarity ensues. Style. Parody. Oneshot.

Stan finds out he's allergic to wheat, and thus cannot eat his favorite cakes anymore. Kyle, seeing his distress, provides a solution. A Passover fic with a bit of Slash.

I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?

Kenny finds himself alone in South Park after graduation, and attempts to seek companionship in an unlikely place. Unfortunately, Tweek just can't relate, and has problems of his own to deal with. Slash: KennyTweek, CraigTweek.

...to tell you I don't love you anymore. Oneshot, StanWendy.

Kenny's final death brings Kyle back to South Park after 11 years of living in California. Little does he or Stan know, but even in death Kenny has plans for his two estranged friends. StanBebe ending in StanKyle. COMPLETE w/ EPI.

Satan will give Damien anything he wants for his sweet Sixteen, and Damien wants Pip Pirrup. However, Damien's presence slowly tears away every good aspect of Pip's life, driving Pip to the breaking point and back. [Damien x Pip] [BDSM warning]

Damien believes he has a choice in how his life turns out. He chooses Pip. It turns it out it was destiny anyways. Can we choose our lives or is there a set course we must follow? Did Damien even really choose? And poor Pip... The end starts here. R&R

One shot. Kyle thinks about Stan's eyes and wonders at length about what they can see.

When Heidi finds herself in Hell, Kenny puts his immortality on the line to help her unravel the mysterious circumstances behind her death. But apperances can be deceiving and Kenny uncovers more than he bargained for. Penname changed from Lunagrrl180.

Pillow talk with Kenny and The Mole.

The shadow of a dark new era has dawned upon humanity. Will the human race survive the darkness of the Apocalypse? Or will they be crushed by the hordes of undead? This story follows a group of survivors and their struggle to survive against the zombies.

When Stan transfers to Kyle's college to be closer to him, he finds Kyle has become increasingly cold, distant, and secretive. The closer Stan comes to uncovering the secret, the farther away Kyle seems... COWRITTEN with Indiana Beach Bum. SLASH. COMPLETE

It isn’t long before Kenny’s openly sobbing. Fresh tears drop on to the golden cross. All the redhead can do to support his friend is offer a shoulder to cry on. KennyCentric. K X K if you want to squint and look at it that way. Drabble.

A quick look into the darkness of the prison cells of Albion. This short story illustrates the stay of a special prisoner. Enjoy.

Angels are sexless, unless they really want to make an effort". Or unless Crowley, that little devil, really wants to make an effort.

In what way, exactly, is Kyle like a bicycle? Slash.

Kenny has always been nothing. [DamienxKenny, touchy subject matters]

Damien didn't know it was possible to make an angel.

Sometimes, Stan really wished they would shut up. It really felt like babysitting when the two started bickering. And Kenny? Kenny's just happy not to be dead.

[Oneshot] Give up the Sword of Aeons and save Theresa or kill her in exchange for unlimited power? The decision rests in the Hero's hands.

This was supposed to be a fun trip to the mall. It wouldn't be so bad, they'd just step inside the pet store. Stan always had a thing for animals, and Kyle had to admit it was very cute. StanKyle slash

COMPLETE! Pip is friendless... until Damien returns and pulls Pip into a series of strange occurrences, including a threat on God's very existence, Satan and John Lennon being totally gay for each other, and an evil duck...

He is not your lovable Kyle Brofloski. He is not the way many portray him in constant cliché storylines. He is not only a threat to everyone he comes into contact but to himself. He is the antagonist in his own story. KylexStan, KylexKen. Notice plz read!

You meet the most interesting people in prison. American GodsSupernatural crossover.

Courtesy of Indiana Beach Bum AND BroflovskiFan. In a class where there aren't too many expectations, students are about to get far more than they bargained for. Bet your school never taught you this. R&R.

[Slash, ButtersBradley] After watching Cartman Sucks, I had to write this. C'mon, they're so adorable! I wrote this a couple of days after the episode aired. This is the first fic I ever wrote, so expect suckage.

It's really funny, you know? You almost die a couple of times and nobody cares anymore, but then you almost die in a different way, and suddenly everybody's flocking around you and not letting up. [Kyle's POV.]

When time makes it worse. ScotttenormanCartman

Butters want to know why Bradley is so afraid of storms. BradleyxButters. Pesudosequal to Are You Gay? but not necessary for understanding this ficlet.

Bradley asks Butters a question at camp. One of, if not the first, BradleyxButters.

On a lifetime of selfless, unconditional love for the man who deserved it the least. [StanKyle]

This is why I hate math. [KennyCartman]

The official State Alchemist edition as issued by the military to improve their Alchemists' chances at surviving the fangirl invasion. Short oneshot.

[slash, CraigTweek, darkfic]. Four. Not more, not less. All it took was four pints.

Analogy. [KyleKenny]

They called it twisted. He called it love. [KyleStan, KennyKyle]

On Stan’s low selfesteem and the finger that totally turned him into a fag. ADD warning. [StanCraig]

Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]

You must have faced death countless times, but you never really saw it there in front of you. Back then, you were immortal, and you had all the time in the world. [KyleKenny]

Kyle needs answers about the afterlife. Only one boy can give him the correct ones. Slash, PWP!

Once upon a time, in a high school far away, there were two aggressive teenaged boys with one aggressive teenaged secret... PWP, may be considered kinky. [StanKyle]

[One shot.] When goats were sacrificed to the gods, they would cry out in pain and usually die alone. Usually.

The cops found Annie Wilkes in her barn, dead, her hand gripping a chainsaw. She was a bloody mess with blisters coating her exposed belly, and her skull was fractured. Her mind, however, had been broken for quite some time... {Book and Movie Universe.}

[ABANDONED]

[Oneshot] [Yaoi] [BryanKai] The most dangerous drink to give a Russian isn't alcohol.

The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.

Tala is an expert vampire hunter who carries a secret not even he knows about, until a chanced encounter with a vampire named Kai, where he learns not everything is seen in black and white lines. Tala x Kai Chapter 26 is up!

As victims of 2 pieces of paper, a faint, and pesky teachers out for entertainment, how would Haruno Sakura and Hyuuga Neji deal with the parties, shopping, and uncontrollable chaos in the month of December? [NejixSaku]

BryanxKai After Kai gives Bryan a massage a few interesting topics of conversation come up between the two that leave Kai blushing and Bryan more than a little amused. Rated for insinuations

The worst fanfiction, ever. Sequel to YTG? Terrance and Phillip get married, but that's just a subplot. It seems that Cartman, Damien, and the world are conspiring to keep two couples apart. Oh, and Big Gay Al is a wedding planner. Hilarity ensues.

American Gods: Something must happen when gods die.

Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.

Title more or less speaks for itself. It's a conversation between Ichigo and Rukia that confuses Renji, who walks in at the end of it.

Kenny ponders on his relationship with Bebe. KennyBebe with hints of WendyCartman and StanKyle. One Shot. Complete.

Everyone has a little secret or a few. I have only one. I'll never tell it to anyone. But I might tell it to you…if you really want to know.

Tweek has never been so sure of something in his life. Craig wants to eat him.

In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.

Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]

It was obvious to him as to why Butters had to seek affection elsewhere.

[Previously Named The Vacation of Chaos] When Kagome leaves home for Hawaii, she finds that things may not always be as they seem. And that includes one stubborn inuyoukai who seems to be refined in the arts of pissing her off. [SessxKag]

What could possibly have MarySues, love triangles, crazy children, impulsive romances, and bad grammar? It can only be……The Clichéd Plots.

Sheila Broflovski has the perfect son... mild Slash.

The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.

It was a game, only a game...or maybe not. Vday dedication to Maggie love. Slash, ONESHOT

The worst thing Yoh had ever done. Falling madly in love with the icequeen, Anna. Seduction lessons from Hao, Ren's girl advice, Horo Horo's 'secret' movies and a blossoming Anna equals to an extremely perplexed Yoh. YohAnna, hints of HaoAnna. COMPLETED

One day, Ed and Al were traveling near the river, but Al fell into the river! What will happen. please review. first attempt, one shot

We are all humans, we strive to get what we want because we're selfish monkeys. Kenny always.. and never got what he want. Now that figments and insanity knocks at his door, we go through his life of heartaches, murder, and never happy endings. EPILOGUE!

AU Coincidence or Fate? A strange set of events causes a reluctant Vincent to become a young Cloud's mentor. Eventual SephirothxCloud.

Title is not what it seems. RATED FOR GRAPHIC CONTENT noncon, language, slash, violence. It’s like some kind of twisted addiction. Not even God will help me. And it’s cost me the only boy I ever loved.

When the group gets tired of hanging around the dojo they decide go go and visit all the places on Tyson's list. Complete

Kyle sits alone, musing about cookies and friendship, waiting for the one who was supposed to be here. But perhaps he should've been smart and expected to be sitting by himself. A story of hope, heartstrings, and chocolate chip cookies.[OneShot,KylexStan]

[Kenny centric] By the fourth time he'd died, the novelty had worn off. If this was all some joke, it was obviously being pulled off by someone who was both easily amused and had way too much time on his hands.

He's grown up knowing that his happy ending involving black and white, never gray. He never knew that it was more than that. OneShot Stan's POV KylexStanxKenny

[Yaoi][RoyEd] Edward jumps into a middle of a transmutation, and is transformed into a 'human cat'. Al is at Resembool, and Ed has to stay in hiding. Roy has to take him in. [COMPLETE]

Sesshomaru and Kikyou meet...and they develop feelings for each other. Kikyou can only look back because of her miko life and her once experienced love-betrayal. The two fall in love at last, and they decide to meet again in four years. Naraku barges in a

Love is like the mirage in desert. Beautiful, fantastic, but only a great illusion. One-shot ReiKai fic, in Chinese.

Stan and Kyle's relationship... from Kenny's POV. Slash!

Harry Potter x Inuyasha crossover. In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, illtempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

The Phantom ponders on something other than music and Christine. DUNDUNDUN!

Quick, plotless one-shot. Kyle and Stan ran away together because they didn't want to run alone. But their feet are getting tired.

They all know why he dates goths, but none of them know why he chooses to date the girls. Everyone knows who he's thinking about whenever he catches a glimpse of black hair. Pip remembers Damien.

The thing Vincent likes most about Jerome’s body is its imperfections." SLASH

[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...

This is real trance music. Happy birthday, Kenny. Gen. Kenny.

Slash, JeromeVincent. You don't belong here, and I wish you would stay.

Company parties, trips to Disney World, and Deatheater slumber parties...the life of an evil overlord isn't all it appears.

A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:)