Daiyon no Kabe
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Joined 07-25-10, id: 2465235, Profile Updated: 12-04-10
Author has written 3 stories for Evangelion.

Just one more wayward fan with too much time on his hands and a nerdboner for Evangelion.

{Public Service Announcement} Crack Kills.

Words of Warning: I sling crack like a hood rat without child support. It seems to just happen, even if I don't try. That being said, I will probably ruin your beloved canon/fanon tropes as a matter of course. I do it because I love my work and if Eva has taught me anything, it's that Love is Destructive. Or deconstructive. Not sure which.

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The Reprint and Repackaging of Evangelion by Marik Kurakashi reviews
New summary: In a world where the nail was found and discarded, Shinji Ikari and a different NERV stand alone against the ANGELS.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,808 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 7/24/2019 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Shinji I.
Chaos Theory by Moczo reviews
Sometimes, the tiniest of changes can have the greatest impact on the world. One chance encounter goes in a new direction, and the course of the Holy Grail War is irrevocably changed...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 345,675 - Reviews: 2756 - Favs: 5,322 - Follows: 4,836 - Updated: 5/21/2018 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Shirō E., Saber, Rin T., Illyasviel von Einzbern - Complete
Unequally Rational and Emotional by OverMaster reviews
A retelling of the Mahou Sensei Negima storyline with some major changes. The young Negi Springfield is assigned to live with two of his students... Hasegawa Chisame and Hakase Satomi. Rated M for some future chapters.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 1,295,678 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Negi S., Chisame H.
Infinity by Moczo reviews
The Book of Darkness case is over, giving Nanoha and company some much-needed rest. But the peace ends abruptly as a pair of unknown mages descend on Earth, seeking a lost artifact and reigniting an ancient conflict. It's time to save the world again...
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 383,798 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Fate T., Nanoha T., Precia T., Hayate Y. - Complete
Material Days by Epsilon Zeta reviews
The case of the Silver Cross Bible takes a different turn as Yuuno Scrya is brought in. But along the way, he stumbles upon some unusual women who look like... the Aces? A Materials centric fic co-written with Nanya.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,909 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Yuuno S., Material-S, Material-L, Material-D
You Got HaruhiRolled! by superstarultra reviews
Watch as a writer with too much time on his hands, places the cast of TMOHS into absurd situations, ridiculous parodies, and scenarios with disturbing dialogue.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 86 - Words: 312,000 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009
NGE: Nobody Dies by Gregg Landsman reviews
What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 596,438 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 2,529 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Miyuki, Thespian Extraordinaire by Tastychainsaws reviews
Takara Miyuki is a kind, graceful, and elegant young lady. But throughout her high-school years something sinister and dark was lurking behind those bright, bubbly eyes. Currently being polished and rewritten. CHAPTERS 1-7 UPDATED. READ IT. READ IT NOW!
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,190 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Miyuki T.
O Naruto, Where Art Thou? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
We've all seen them. Fics putting the Naruto characters into different time periods, usually the modern day. Most of them are nothing more than yaoi wankfests or ripoffs of other anime based on life in high school. This one's a little different...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 39,479 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Naruto U., Tsunami
Daughter of Artemis by paganaidd reviews
Kara Thrace's trip down the celestial rabbit hole leads her to get spat out of the jump gate right beside former Earth Alliance Space Station Babylon 5.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,873 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010
Sleeping with the Girls, Vol I: Fictional Reality by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
Experimental Author Fantasy Corruption Scenario: What happens when the author plays the Self Insert role straight? Without embellished charisma, physical attributes, or abilities beyond their capability in real life? AKA: I'm normal. Let's find out!
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 139,335 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010
The Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,389 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2006
Primetime Television by Merridian reviews
This TV show will destroy you. And Shinji Ikari doesn't care.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,468 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Shinji I. - Complete
Orchestrating the Silence by SerialRavist reviews
What happens when the last two people on Earth can't stand each other?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,321 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Good Timing by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Most dangerous job in the world? Alaskan crab fisherman have nothing on members of Harry Dresden's army.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/5/2008 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy, Molly C., C. Ramirez - Complete
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Running Scared by DB Sommer reviews
After fifty years, five huntresses at last locate their prey.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/31/2000 - Complete
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One More Final reviews
It's died and ended, been reborn, reprinted, repackaged, rebuilt, raised and other words that start with R. Now, Eva gets remixed. We may not be able to gain anything from telling this once more, but it's not like that's stopped anyone before.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010
Mistakes Were Made: An NGE New Game Plus reviews
More songs about EVA deconstruction. And rearranged boss fights. And Third Impact. And bishie sparkles. And reference nesting dolls. And hacking through dense layers of meaningless symbolism with a chainsaw katana. That is on fire. Now with closure.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,520 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
999 You Are Not Unique reviews
Once more into that Episode 25/End of Eva breach. Remember, crack kills. Warning: Contains no actual scenes of MariPen shipping. If you squint, you can maybe see some ShiSuka
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Mari M., Pen Pen