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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Hey everybody.

Welcome to the page about me!

Not much here. I am a California girl who is taking way too hard classes. They would probably be easier if I actually did the work instead of just pretending to do it while I am actually reading and reviewing fanfiction, but what can you do. When I am not "doing homework", I am usually watching TV (mainly cartoons and crime shows) or on the computer watching anime/reading manga (Naruto)! Really surprising what you can do while your parents think you're doing homework. I'm a bad influence, disregard everything I just said.

e-mail sourcandyme@


Favorite Couples.

Shikamaru/Temari 4ever ^^

Neji/Tenten

Naruto/Hinata

Minato/Kushina

Sasuke/Sakura

Hates

I hate Yaoi and Yuri. Sorry to all of the fans out there.

Also no Hyuuga-cest or Sand-cest. That's completely disgusting.

I really do not like Sasuke in the series right now. I felt sorry for him with Itachi but after what he did to Karin, all respect is now gone.

Other Random Facts.

I have a little brother.

My favorite colors are any of the bright neon ones.

I like listening to K-POP even though I can't understand any of it. ;P

I am white and filipino. I don't look filipino at all so during family photos, me and my brother completely stick out.

I am trying to learn Tagalog. Terrible accent but at least I'm trying. No where even close to conversational :/

I always cry whenever I laugh.

I laugh at almost everything. IT'S A CURSE. If you can't make me laugh then it is a failure. Seriously it's not that hard.

I write a lot of stories, it's just that I don't have time to actually go through and type them out. Gomen. Most of them probably suck anyway so be glad I don't have time. ;D LOL

My friends say that I am the stupidest, laziest, genius they have ever met. Remind you of anyone? ;D

Buddy List (check out these peoples stories) MAHAL KO KAYONG LAHAT!!!

Rogue Soul Alchemist : Wow I wish I was as talented as her. A...ma...zing!

Desake no Sabaku : Cool girl. Really down to earth. Reminds me of a mini me!

Sandyx5 : My pinay pal! We're so weird. Some how kamatayan starts out everything we write to each other LOL

Addster : Another cool chick who is an amazing writer.

River of the Sand: If only ice cream could be sent through the internet.

zirehLuVlesZ06: My newest pinay pal. I wish I could dance/write/speak Tagalog/etc. as well as she can.

Finally before all of the random copy and pasted crap comes, one last thing. Please please please review!!!! Review even if the story is like 10 years old and is complete crap. If you like it, don't just fav it, and if you dislike it, don't just move onto another story. Review, even if you only say good or bad or put :D or D: Please Review everything you read because each reveiw is highly loved and valued by me and many other writers. Salamat mga kaibigan!!!!


Random Posts:

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"

2)Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are.

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I worked very hard trying to find these things. It's not pointless. Almost all of these quotes describe me. Okay, it is completely pointless but it makes me laugh.

My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.

I used up my sick days so I called in dead.

STUPID= Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

One night I was lying awake when I asked myself 'What's wrong with me?' Then a voice answered 'this is going to take more than one night.'

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday. (Sadly I am acutally a little slower than that.)

I have the kind of friends where if my house was burning down, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen!

Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!

I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid!

There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.

It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits"

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target."
"The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true."
"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."( Dude seriously, I get complaints all the time, they should learn to move out of the way)
"Why be difficult when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"
"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."
"The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy."
"If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation."
"Smile – it confuses the enemy"
"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME"

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush. BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.

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A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Don't care about me? There's a hide bio thing at the top. Probably should have mentioned that first. Oh well D. I love you guys anyway.

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Toddler Ninjas by Desake no Sabaku reviews
When Tsunade just needs a break and wants to play match maker see what extent she will go to to do just that. Follow as she turns 13 of her shinobi back into toddlers. Shika X Temari:Kankuro X Oc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,457 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Inside Shikamaru's head by glockcourage reviews
Summary: Just Shikamaru strategizing to get away from danger.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Dysfunctional Family by Addster reviews
"My husband and son make me want to drink." Tsunade grumbles as she pulls her largest bottle of sake from her drawer. Naruto's explanation of his family. Somewhat following the story line of Shippuden.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,082 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Tsunade S., Naruto U. - Complete
On Awkwardness and Addictions by Thinkette reviews
If Shikamaru dislikes troublesome women, but loves Temari, is he a liar, confused, or a jokester? "The first thing she said when she saw my hulking figure was that I was that much closer to the clouds." WARNING: Don't smoke just because Shika does!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
A Question of Dates by glockcourage reviews
Summary: A question of dates. ShikamaruXIno ShikamaruXTemari
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Crickets by LossXLove reviews
Family story about a short interaction between Temari and Gaara. Littlekidsandsibs! One shot why did i write this if anyone could fill me in
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Mission of Matrimony by silverwolf1213 reviews
Shikamaru and Temari have been good friends for eleven years. Since the Chuunin Exams and Sasuke Retrieval mission, they've been very close. But when their Kages orders them to marry, can they learn to deal with each other?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Two Words by Sandyx5 reviews
Two people from two different places have two misunderstandings that can only be answered by two words. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Sweet Hauntings by Sandyx5 reviews
"Did you feel that?" SasuSaku NaruHina KibaIno NejiTen ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Gossip by glockcourage reviews
Summary: Kankuro hears some gossip...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Kankuro, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Misunderstandings by lightningpelt reviews
Gaara's siblings fall prey to a terrible misunderstanding. They confront their clueless brother over the diner table. I swear it's cannon. No warnings. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Between Love and War by Mei Vir D. Ripper reviews
Can love bloom even when you are in the middle of an on-going war? Maybe? Maybe not? But somewhere between love and war, something definitely happened. And only two lone figures knew what it was.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
1000 paper cranes by gibergabber reviews
Why do you visit the hospital everyday? Asks an old woman Tenten befriended. They exchange the stories. Mable's tragic past, and Tenten explains how Neji is barley alive, and how she thinks that a certain legend involving 1000 paper cranes might help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Necessary Bodily Functions by MelancholyMadness reviews
Sometimes it'll just pass, but other times you just can't hold it in. A Team-Gai fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Flamboyant by Crazy Cherries reviews
"I told you, I sounded it out. Flame-boy-ant. I put the pieces together. I'm a boy, these are ants, and that," he points to his butt, "is a flame. Ta-da! Flamboyant!" Crazies. I live around a bunch of crazies. AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Barriers by glockcourage reviews
Summary: The best person that can understand Shikamaru's frustration is the one who can't understand Temari...A/N: Don't check the end of the fic...it'll spoil you...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Two questions by glockcourage reviews
Summary: The sand sibs have that talk with their sister about a certain someone...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Family by Heng reviews
Baki knows that his previous students would stop at absolutely nothing to protect each other. Sandsibs oneshot/drabble. ShikaTema but not prominent. Rated T for some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Complete
I love you so much that I hate you by HinaHyuga reviews
Hinata feels angry. Angry because the man she loves only sees her as a friend... or does he?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Song by Agent-G reviews
Inspired from episode 191, what if things had gone different for Hanare and Kakashi? What if a new choice had been there for them and what would become of them? First ever Hanare/Kakashi story on this site.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,451 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Kakashi H., Hanare - Complete
Diapers, Bottles, & Kages by 2-feathers-and-a-stone reviews
He was a shinobi & a well know genius who has saved his village many times, killed Aktsuki with his own hands, & can handle not 1 but 2 psycho brother in laws. So he should be able to handle own child? Right? Right! This won't be good.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
Troublesome by djghostwriter18 reviews
Naruto and friends sit and talk about what makes their wives troublesome. Pairings include: NaruTayu, ShikaTema, NejiTen, LeeSaku, ChoIno, KibaKarin, and ShinoHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Awesome Naruto Sleepover Chapters 1 to 14 by Mysterious-Marshmellow reviews
The girls of Naruto, decide to have a sleepover at Sakura's. When the guys are caught outside their window, peeking, instead of being beat up, the girls invite them inside. PAIRINGS: NejiTen, SasuSaku, ShikaTema, GaaInoKiba,NaruHinaKiba, and more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,131 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Sakura H., Tenten - Complete
Momma's Boy by Addster reviews
Because we all know he must have been one... Baby Itachi with his mommy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Itachi U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Hello, my name is Doctor Sasuke by Itachi012110 reviews
A young Sasuke goes through a stage where he pretends to be a doctor-with Itachi as his patient.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Nerd Jokes by Dr. Stilla Live reviews
Sasuke made a grave mistake at dinner when he brought up the subject of how stupid chicken jokes were.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Youth by EndlessFlame reviews
"If I told you I hated you with a burning passion, would you leave me the hell alone?" "Burning passion! I knew you returned my feelings!" "I guess not..."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
I Feel Bad by HopelessRomantic143 reviews
"It doesn't have to be this way." They both whispered. Sweat and blood rolled down their bodies like tears as they panted in exhaustion. Both had used the last of their chakra long ago, but they refused to quit. One of them would die...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wet Pants by jae trinity reviews
Childhood fic. Sasuke's eyes widened in shock at the uncomfortable, embarrassing wetness on the front of his pants. Just when he thought he was done for, his pink-haired saviour came to his rescue. Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bath House by GravityDefyingTrenchCoat reviews
Gaara is the Kazekage now, leaving not a lot of time for breaks. When he does get some time off, Kankuro decides he knows just what would be the best thing to do to spend some 'brotherly bonding' time togethor. Gaara is not convinced. Post Rescue Arc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
I'll Find You by Midnight'ssong22 reviews
Sasuke's curiosity gets the best of him when he explores the forest next to his house. Will he be able to find his way home?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Learn Again by Roni-chan reviews
Basically, Gaara is relieved to have gotten rid of his beast, but there are certain things he needs to do elsehow now that he isn't a Jinchuuriki anymore. Sand siblings story, NO incest.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Big Brothers are always the Hero by Links6 reviews
Little Sasuke always noticed when Itachi was sick... sometimes Itachi wish that Sasuke didn't... sick!Itachi hurt!Sasuke ... just brotherly fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Little Brothers by weirdtobisenpai reviews
Gaara and Kankuro are home "sick" and Temari has to watch them, but she just wants to train outside. And if they would just stay in their rooms, she just might be able to. *disclaimer*
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Night Watch by KuyaNR reviews
Shikamaru and Temari take on the night watch, with an interesting conversation to keep them awake.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
I Do by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Go shove your face between a hungry Naruto and a bowl of ramen, you prick." At the time, marrying her had seemed like a good idea. Now Shikamaru was wondering what exactly he had gotten himself into. Birthday fic for Cream-Dream17!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
One Troublesome Night by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
Shikamaru is staying at the Sand Siblings house for a mission, and things get awkward very fast! With Temari's secret feelings for him and vice versa, overprotective brothers, and broken fuses, it's how Shikamaru would say: troublesome! FINALLY COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,628 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Speak Now by XxFearTheFluffxX reviews
The funny thing about weddings is that when the line "Speak now or forever hold your peace" is said, everyone is expected to hold their peace. But then again, the groom is also expected to be marrying the right girl. - NejixTenten -
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,324 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fed Up by Exrahlixxibith reviews
Shikamaru, Hinata, Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke all travel to Suna to visit Temari. Four of the five visitors have a plan to get two of their friends to finally admit they like each other. ShikaTema Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2011 - [Temari, Shikamaru N.] - Complete
Memories by HoneyFlower15 reviews
Kakashi is talking with his old teammate Obito and remembering his past with his old Team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura. He remembers their times together before going off to meet three new people that make him remember and enjoy life.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Nagging by KuyaNR reviews
When Tenten and Ino find Shikamaru doing something, they decide to see what he's up to... Shikamaru/Temari
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Making the Choice by Allie.louuu reviews
"Shikamaru felt a tug in his chest that he couldn't, even with an IQ of over 200, name. Yes, he thought, somewhere along the line, he, Nara Shikamaru, fell in love." ShikaTema Oneshot/Fluff. Rated T just to be safe. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Not So Shy Anymore Right? by DragonBallwriter22 reviews
Hinata changed a lot because of Naruto. Now, she's prove it...maybe without fainting.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Hinata H. - Complete
Man And Wife by Corentin reviews
Sometimes things happen because we want them to. Sometimes things happen because we make them happen. And sometimes things just happen. And when you're married, all three kinds happen at once. Rated T because I'm paranoid king.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,185 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Call Me Irresponsible by garnetmystery reviews
Who says Jews can't have Christmas presents? Not my usual fanfare but it's a gift for a friend
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Promiise Me by SmiiLey-Chan reviews
My fiirst FanFiic! Two lovers, one night, one result. "...Promiise me" "...I promiise..."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Talk by TenshiSuzume reviews
Gaara becomes curious about where babies come from so Kankuro gives his brother a brief lesson in baby making. Disclaimer: I do not own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
What happened last night? by Addster reviews
He woke up in the tub, a half naked Tsunade on his chest and her pants nowhere to be found. Awesome.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya
The Telling by glockcourage reviews
Summary: Nobody wants to say it first...Reposted fr Pregnancy fic. Shikatema
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Procrastinate by ncfan reviews
-Shikaku x Yoshino- ...And she'll make the move for you.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Yoshino N., Shikaku N. - Complete
Unselfish Love by glockcourage reviews
Summary: "I hate you! And don't think I won't leave because I would" Temari threatens Shikamaru. In which Shikamaru replies "I'm going back to bed, Temari." ShikaTema with 2 possible endings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,435 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Sweetest Couple? Seriously? by glockcourage reviews
Summary: In their children's eyes who do they think are the sweetest couple? Indirect Shikatema fluff. Other pairings mentioned NejiXTen, KibaXHina, ChojiXIno
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Beyond Hearts and Minds by XyoushaX reviews
naruxhina, maybe sasuxsaku Demons of yore spring up for unknown reasons. And the Priestess to take care of it... is Hyuuga Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 335,340 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Letters to Temari by Pearl of the Dark Age reviews
A one-shot that just popped into my head. I don't imagine Kankuro being the type to write long letters, so they're all short. Has a sort of story to it, and a little lesson learned at the very end. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Why do you like Shikamaru? by SEAubrey reviews
"Temari?" "Hmm?" "Why do you like Shikamaru?" A random fic I created out of boredomness.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Nara Shikanou by almightykeii reviews
How Shikamaru's son is his mini-me, and how his son REALLY is, a Nara. And how a certain spandex-clad man could ruin any appetite by the mere mentioning of it. / my first Naruto and ShikaTem fic, yay
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Brotherly Advice by LockDown reviews
Sometimes even being a genius doesn't mean you're prepared for everything in life. So Shikamaru has decided to scrap his pride and reach out to his brother-in-law for help on a very delicate issue. Inspired by lovesrainscent's Baby Boom, chapter 7.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Shikamaru N., Kankuro - Complete
Lazy Day by AProcrastinatingWriter reviews
The thought had never even occurred to Temari that she'd ever spend the majority of her first date with a guy in his bedroom. Oneshot, ShikamaruxTemari, and surprisingly enough, no lemon. Just argument and fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,351 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
MONTHLY BEGINNINGS by Talthecap reviews
Neji finds Tenten having her periods for the first time, only problem is, Tenten doesn't know what's going on... NejiTenten hues. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
More Terrible than Anger by ncfan reviews
Even Gaara had his good days. And those were the days Temari feared the most.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
It's Not Always Easy by ncfan reviews
When Neji found out Tenten was pregnant, his first instinct was to run. Hard. The vase hurtling towards his head helped. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
How to break women's hold over you by LockDown reviews
Men, ever wonder why you always agree to everything your girl asks you to do? I know the reason and I'm telling the world so us males will have a fighting chance against all those troublesome women. I mean, they should agree with us now and again. Right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Tampon Topia by Ryuchie reviews
It's that time of the month for Temari, and she has no one to buy her what she needs. Gaara and Kankuro are a last resort, but it seems Kankuro hangs around the womanly products more than necessary... Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Way You Make Me Feel by sunaprincess7 reviews
Shikamaru finds out that Temari isn't always wrong. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Purple Paint is my Saviour by sunaprincess7 reviews
Temari has kicked Shikamaru out of their bedroom for almost a month now. After sleeping on the couch for so long Shikamaru attempts to figure out what the hell he has done wrong to annoy his lovely wife with the help of his brothers-in-law. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
See how you like it! by shima orealu reviews
After having to put up with the rest of team 7s insensitive attitudes towards her during her time of the month, Sakura decides she's going to get some payback.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Price of Passion by Midnight Memories reviews
What do you mean, my little brother isn't the Kazekage anymore...?" ShikamaruTemari, sequel to "The Not so Troublesome Woman"! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,975 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
A Naked Tenten? by Merciless Ruby reviews
Who knew that Konoha’s newest couple, NejTen, showered together? Well, Naruto didn’t; but he soon did….the hard way. NejiXTenten Short one-shot involving a not-so-smart Naruto and Konoha's hot couple NEJTEN! Read & Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Shadows of the Night by Shadow Owner reviews
Ninjas are masked in too many shadows. Temari's secret has become a heavy burden to her, but she's hesitant about sharing it with Shikamaru, because she doesn't want him to get hurt by the truth lurking behind the shadows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Not so Troublesome Woman by Midnight Memories reviews
Their relationship was forbidden, but they couldn't bring themselves to end it after all they've gone through. It took them time and patience to start, so they wouldn't put a stop just because others didn't want them together. ShikaTema -!NowWithSequel!-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,442 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
AntiNatal by XxFearTheFluffxX reviews
Team Gai are SUPPOSED to be on an S-rank mission of utmost import - at least, that's what Neji was told in the briefing. But this couldn't be right, could it? No S-rank mission he's ever had previously has involved so much... gurgling... NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Girl Talk by Lady Emerald Star reviews
It takes a genius to understand women. Shikamaru was that genius, or so he thought. ShikamaruXTemari by the end. Rating for some swearing and sexual tension, as always.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Spandex's Unyouthful Side by Kannika reviews
Gai says that spandex is one hundred percent youthful. But when it brings guys over to Tenten when she already has a boyfriend, it has NO youth left in it. Oh, yes. And the guys will be severely punished. -Nejiten- Happy belated Easter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
It's a Shame, Really by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Sometimes plans get skewed. Sometimes thing just don't go the way the should. It's a shame, really, the way these things seem to work out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Curse by ScriptedScarlet reviews
Sakura is on her period, and discussing it with Ino. But when Naruto intrudes on their conversation having no idea what they are talking about, Sakura and Ino decide to take it upon themselves to educate Naruto on...the facts of life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Thoughts of Ramen over Failure by Ryuu no Kami reviews
He was scared. He didn't want the surgery to fail, but that was all he could think about. But then came his friends, his team, his closest companions, and they left him thinking not of failure, but of one certain event they shared...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Feminine Analysis of Tenten by Authentically Yours reviews
Neji's required to ask women a few questions for a survey from Tsunade. Later that day, he ends up asking Tenten the very same questions...Hilarious, albeit embarrassing for both of them. NejiTen, Neji MAY be OOC, slight AU, ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
In Sickness and Health by blackdragonflower reviews
Tenten is missing from training, curious Neji goes to her house to investigate. He finds Tenten sick and in bed. TentenxNeji fic. Will Neji catch his own little bug?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Akin to Love by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Love is a stupid thing that last about three and a half years, replaced by the ability to tolerate someone. Love is moronic. I don't love you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Twin Tessens by Naikiki reviews
An obvious rival and enemy of Temari makes herself known during a mission. After the woman leaves, resulting in a battered Temari, the blonde kunouichi makes it back to Suna just to find out she is heading to Konoha...again. [TemaShika ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari
A Leaf Amidst the Sand by Miyori Akurai reviews
Shikamaru would have never known a simple extended mission in Suna would turn out the way it did. It would be a troublesome next few months indeed. [ShikamaruXTemari].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,010 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Speechless by nejiandtentenfan reviews
Neji and Tenten loved eachother, but they couldn't find the right words to express it to each other. Actions speak louder than words and Neji and Tenten really show it. With love, words don't always matter. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Springtime of Womanhood by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
Psst! by Arkana reviews
Lee finds out about Neji and Tenten’s relationship the hard way. The VERY hard way. [Team Gai love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Start of Something New by MyFallenAngel reviews
NejiTen. Watch as the newlyweds went through pregnancy, childbirth... and GASP! parenthood. Parenthood has never been more exciting.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fifty Nine Moves by Oh Dee reviews
It only took fifty nine moves for checkmate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
That Time by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
On the way back from a mission, Sakura falls ill and Kakashi rushes to get supplies, leaving her teammates to care for her. Too bad Sasuke and Naruto know absolutely nothing about periods! SasuSaku, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 5,491 - Follows: 828 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Chunin Celebration reviews
Naruto has finally become a chunin so to celebrate, all of the guys go out for drinks. What could a drunk Naruto possibly lead to?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Accomplishment's reviews
Naruto has done something stupid. Sasuke is just trying to see how someone who has done so much could possibly get himself in this situation. NO YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete