Author has written 13 stories for Degrassi, and Naruto. Name: D.J Favorite Musicians: Jay-Z, U2, Bon Jovi, Boyce Avenue, Lupe Fiasco, Alter Bridge, Usher, Kanye West, Drake, One Republic, & Michael Jackson (R.I.P) Favorite Shows: House, The Good Wife, WipeOut (LOL), Leverage, True Blood, and although they are canceled Heroes & 24. Favorite Phrases: "He who dies last, lives longest" "Fighting is never the answer, but it is always an option." "Whoever said that the pen is mightier than the sword was never in a swordfight to begin with." Stories currently working on: Like A Record - Degrassi Fanfic Titans Evolution: Rise of the Machines - TT/X-Men Evolution crossover Avatar Chronicles: Eclipse - A:TLA Fanfic Twice the Trouble: Degrassi Fanfic LoneWolfe - Chase/24 crossover Days of Yesteryear - Zoey 101/The O.C crossover Takato - Naruto Fanfic Kaibunkage - Naruto Fanfic Pokemon Heroes - Pokemon Fanfic The Legend - Wrestling Fanfic Naruto Makaze: Birth of a Legend - Naruto Fanfic Misleading Conflicts - Naruto Fanfic A new year means that there are going to be a number of changes. For example, stories such as Pokemon Heroes, Kaibunkage, and Days of Yesteryear will be here soon. I have been working on them at home for a few months, trying to get a feel on the best plot for them. Stories such as The Legend and Avatar Chronicles will also be getting some new chapters as well. I might be rewriting Avatar, but that's still in debate. I kind of like it the way it is. Titans Evolution, LoneWolfe, and Twice the Trouble will be updated at least monthly now. Like a Record, Naruto Makaze, Takato, and Misleading Conflicts will probably stay a once-a-week uploading story until the end. Anyway, that is all that I'm trying to accomplish this year (fanfic wise) and I hope to get more reviews or messages from new people. I'm always up for a good review or flame. - D.J P.S By the way, one thing remains the same... I'm a Bull-Fighter You're a 90's kid if: You watched thundarcats, smurfs Godziall, Heman, and Courage the cowardly Dog . . . Furbies You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. A moment of silence. |