Jack'n'Jules
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Joined 09-19-10, id: 2543796, Profile Updated: 03-25-13
Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter, Merlin, X-Men: The Movie, Hunger Games, and Avengers.

Hello Friends, this is Jack'n'Jules speaking. All you've got to know about me is that I'm from Germany and (obviously) a writher. Actually I'm just Jack. Jules is my favourite cousin who'd be allowed to post here, if she had something to post.

If, in my English storys or here, I make big and/or obvious mistakes please tell me! I won't be offended.

Also, please forgive me, but this profile is more or less closed. I know, I was going to finish miracle like two years ago and I also have some work left in progress, but, I just need a break from writing fanfiction right now.

Check out some of the storys.

Your Jack.

You see, I'm a Gryffindor after all - more balls then brains

#Bevor du jemanden kritisierst solltest du erst eine Meile in seinen Schuhen laufen. Und wenn du ihn dann kritisierst, bist du eine Meile entfernt. Und hast seine Schuhe.#

pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that
I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a
transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful,
tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let
my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away
from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish
they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma
for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high
school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we
wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to
avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed,
and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with
another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow
suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also
a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to
because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to
show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until
someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon
as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better
person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but
because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves
another male.
I am the girl who is the only one that holds her lesbian friend if she is crying.
I am the boy, who is not allowed to be friends with the boy next-door,
because he’s gay.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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And Some Of It Can't Be Quantified by Jadzia Bear reviews
Tony Stark will give pretty much anything a go, but that doesn't mean he expects it to work. Stark Spangled Banner Tony Stark/Steve Rogers/Bruce Banner
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Sanctuary by Rahleigh reviews
It's only with each other, that they ever truly feel safe. Bad Touch Trio centric drabble
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2012 - France, Prussia, Spain - Complete
Conflict Resolution by wirewrappedlily reviews
The Hulk doesn't like it when "mommy" and "daddy" fight, and Clint really wishes he could take an ice cream scoop to his brain after a sight like that. Steve/Tony M for the sexytimes.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Dare You by Bad.Touch.Trio.Love reviews
What happens when you get three bored men on a saturday morning? Nothing good, especially when these men are the BTT, Bad Touch Trio. What comes out of this? Truth or dare. And How did Germany get sucked into this? Never play truth or dare with the BTT. Shit happens. Rated M for FrancexPrussiaxSpain Threesome. Yummy yaoi. Smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Complete
Wolverine, MatchMaker Extraordinaire by The Wuzzy reviews
When James Logan offended Charles and Erik, he certainly didn't expect them to take his advice literally. Who knew swearing Wolverine could bring them together? Oneshot about Wolverine's First Class cameo. Cherik, Cherik and more Cherik. T for language.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Judas by Laora reviews
Because Peter Pettigrew is just as human as everyone else.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/5/2012 - James P., Peter P. - Complete
Maybe by thelivinggirl reviews
Charles will never know. Cherik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Guys like Japan by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
"There will always be guys like Japan, to bring tears to your eyes, because he got him." France said. Germany let out a shuddering sigh, "He-He'll never think him perfect as I thought him..." Italy/Japan, one-sided Germany/Italy oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Gred and Forge Find Out Who The Marauders Are by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Exactly what the title says. *giggles* Set in the summer before Fifth Year when everyone is at Grimmauld Place, sometime after Harry's trial. There is dinner and Remus and Sirius and, erm...prostrating? IDEK. Oh, and not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by allikitty699 reviews
It's cold out, and Oliver doesn't want Percy to leave. Fluffy Christmas songfic. PW/OW slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Boredom by AgnostosTheos reviews
Ron is bored. Harry is there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The probability of winning an argument by DarkIthil reviews
...Is close to zero. Captain Kirk tries his best strategy of winning an argument only to have it go not exactly as planned. Oneshot. Slash, K/S, and strange humor.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Political Truths by thegirlintheglasses reviews
A Percy/Oliver drabble based on the idea of things Percy didn't and did say during his political career. 5 times he lied, one truth idea but not in that format.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Not This Again! by spiritrush reviews
Voldemort can't fall asleep due to an old irritation. Will he be able to use his Slytherin cunning to make Quirrel do what he wants? Fluffy oneshot, inspired by AVPM. LV/QQ slash. Horrible summary and title, I know. D: Please read? C:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Voldemort, Q. Quirrell - Complete
Boggart by Dawn96 reviews
Remus Lupin loved his boggart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Remus L. - Complete
He Saw by straightAndFast reviews
You're going to kill me?" the boy choked, his fingers trying to pry the metal ones off of his throat. "After I saved your life? You owe me, Wormtail!" And he saw James.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Peter P., Harry P. - Complete
Mechanical Spirit by Persephone Kore reviews
In which Han is attempting to repair the Millennium Falcon, Luke is amused, and Anakin's ghost wants to play with the shiny engines. Shortly after RotJ.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Han S., Luke S. - Complete
Weißt du, wie ich dich hasse? by Nyarna reviews
Oneshot über Snape und James. Er ist im Honigtopf eingebrochen, Potter. Ich weiß, dass das etwas ist, was du verdammt gerne gesehen hättest. Aber ich war es, der da war, nicht du. Übersetzung.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Blush by Luke1 reviews
A story I wrote for my own kicks and giggles. A sweet night with Luke and Han, postANH. A bit slashy...you've been warned.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Luke S., Han S. - Complete
They will be remembered! by kslchen reviews
Hast du dir jemals gewünscht, ewig jung zu bleiben? Es ist nicht unmöglich, weißt du? Glaubst du nicht? Dann lass mich dir eins sagen: Tot bist du erst, wenn du vergessen wirst.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - German - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/5/2005 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Gamblers by funfan41 reviews
Warning: slash, HanLuke. A brief angsty intermission before I get back to Facts of Life... It's a very special night in Coruscant. A night when love, jealousy, happiness and sorrow fill you and surround you, like the unyielding tendrils of Force.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Luke S., Han S.
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The Avengers are Super Friends reviews
In which the Super Boys sing a song, the Agents are scarred for life, Loki has family issues and things have definetly gotten out of hand. Contains the lyrics of the song 'Super Friends' and is hard crack.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
GaleKatniss reviews
Playlist time. Inspired by the shuffle challenge and written for a friend. Song drabbles
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Merthur reviews
Twelve song-based drabbles for Merthur. And that's basically it.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
To get your way reviews
Or: The advantages of being a mistress. When Arthur is about to make a kind of bad decision, Merlin uses the good old weapon of sex. Afer all, what man can refuse, when asked between two exiting activities?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Heartbroken reviews
Snapes feelings directly after he hurt Lily so bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Toddler reviews
Merlin gets turned into a toddler. Arthur has to take care. The knights are having the time of their life. Lots of Fluff. And slash A/M established relationship.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,191 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Words reviews
Words create situation. Arthur/Merlin moments captured in little Dialogs.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Like a pack reviews
If animals form packs, they have close ties to the other members. It's the same thing with the knights of Camelot. - A reflection on the fellowship of the knights, with very mild Merthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
Hatred
I wish I could hate you. But that's not how it works. - How Remus feels about Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Remus L., Peter P. - Complete
The Cab reviews
*Miracle Series 2* When a cab driver comes along two very stange people, a night full of surpiresies begins. Erik/Charles, Darwin PoV
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Siblinghood reviews
Harry will never understand what siblinghood is about. He'll never understand his little boys also. KIDFIC!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/26/2011 - James S. P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Wish upon a star reviews
*Miracle Series 1* Charles loves Erik from the moment he lays eyes on him. What he doesn't nkow is that his feelings are returned. Can Erik make Charles accept his feelings? EL/CX SLASH, of cause.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Let's Try reviews
Yeah let Jack try a random challenge and find out what happens. It's a purely humor Drabble about Tonks and Myrtle. Yes, it's femslash but I don't even take the pairing siriusly, so don't be afraid. Click on the story and be amused!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2011 - N. Tonks, Myrtle - Complete
Only you reviews
Oneshot set in the future. Arthur is celebrating his wifes birthday. But what about the one he loves? Arthur/Merlin Slash, sorta fluff, a LITTLE bit Angst - But it's nice really. *Epic summary fail, I know*
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The mysterious part of legends reviews
bitchy!Hermione, pickedon!Harry and teasing!Ron are transported back in time in the department of mystries, straight to Camelot, where they meet charming!Arthur and confused!Merlin. Humor all the way, Ron/Hermione, Arthur/Merlin and mentioned Harry/Ginny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Kometenschauer: Chroniken eines Krieges reviews
*Sternschnuppenuniversum* Frisch aus der Schule, direkt in den Orden. Doch es erwarten die 6 Helden nicht nur Kämpfe. Verlust, Schmerz, Verrat, aber auch Glück und Liebe pflastern ihren Weg für die nächsten zwei Jahre. Slash:SB/RL; non-slash:JP/LE,OC/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,824 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Marauders - Complete
In wich I feed Guinevere to the Great Dragon reviews
!bit crack/mostly humor/Merthur slash! Guinevere is the only thing getting in the way - for simple everything! A reminder of the way she actually blew up everything and is constantly getting in the way of our very favourite romance.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Dirty little secret reviews
Songfic to All American rejects song "Dirty little secret". I can't belive, nobody did this for this pairing till now. Takes place when Arthur is king and married to Gwen, but has an affair with Merlin at the same time. Slash: Arthur/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Song for Dad reviews
Songfic: This is basically Harry's version of Keith Urbans 'Song for Dad', please take a look and Reviews are love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Das höchste der Gefühle reviews
*Sidestory zu Lichtblicke/auch einzeln* "Ich erinnere mich selbst noch an mein kurzes Glück mit diesem Jungen" Hier kommt die Geschichte hinter diesem Satz. Über Vertrauen, Liebe, die Weltherrschaft und ein Mädchen namens Ariana.-Slash: Gellert/Albus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Gellert G., Albus D. - Complete
Lichtblicke reviews
*Sternschnuppenuniversum* Die wahrscheinlich millionste James/Lily Story hier. Lily gesteht sich ihre Gefühle für James ein und alles scheint gut. Doch der Krieg tobt und die Jungtodesser machen auch vor Lily und Mary nicht halt...!Slash Sirius/Remus!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,451 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Weihnachten à la Rumtreiber reviews
*Fortsetzung von Sternschnuppen* Weihnachten naht -nichtxD- , doch da Krieg ist bleiben nur wenige Schüler im Schloß. Gemeinsam feiern sie das Fest der Liebe...oder auch nicht. Slash SBRL und non-slash JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,882 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sternschnuppen reviews
Meine erste Story. Zum einen eine Geschichte um Sirius und Remus, zum anderen wird Voldemort immer stärker. Ist Hogwarts noch sicher? Und für alle die es nicht mitbekommen haben: Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,764 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete