ChibiKillerPandahide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Vocaloid, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. I should really, really edit this. Uh, so, anyway. I'm Alyssa. I really don't remember what age I am and I really don't care, I'm just concerned with writing. I adore Hetalia, worship Sherlock, and should probably start watching Supernatural so I can get into this fandom stuff. I'm a Freshman, in writers club, and published in my province's writers guild. Anything else? I'm huge about music, but really, I can't play a thing. I usually RP as Denmark or America. c: Either one. OTP? DenNor. Definitely. I adore that so much oh god. Tumblr: http:/// |
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with bated breath (2008) by Noc007 reviews
A realistic look at those who appear in the Naruto world. A young woman awakens to find herself in a world she knows nothing about or its language. Not only does she faces the task of surviving in a strange and hostile world, but how will her appearance alter the original events in the story - especially with a presence like her own? OC Self-insert {{CURRENTLY UNDER REVISION}}
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 11/17/2008 - OC
The Gentle Fist of the Akatsuki by Khain255 reviews
After three long years...her Vengeance was close...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 239,357 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 8/4/2016 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Keep Awake by Good Luck Mode reviews
"It's been three days, un. Three days since the world went to hell." Deidara and the rest of the Akatsuki are some of the few survivors of a world wide zombie apocolypse. M for gore, violence and Hidan's language. Light Shonen Ai only.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,320 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Akatsuki
When Are We Going to Die? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
Only a few months after the Akatsuki first showed up in their living room, the three girls are forced to face a consequence they would have never expected... Again, Akatsuki induced. T for swearing and Eva. Sequel to 'How Are We Still Alive' Doesn't suck
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,752 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
Giving In by Artificial Starlight reviews
Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,379 - Reviews: 3054 - Favs: 2,631 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Repotalia!: The Genetic Crack Opera by Eliza Darling reviews
An organ epidemic left the world in shambles. By 2056, England had most of the nations of the world in the New British Empire, where he rules as both a nation AND a person. In an unfair world, can one nation stand up against an empire?
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Japan, England/Britain, Russia, Austria
Masked Intent by AisteachSam reviews
When an immortal lays his eyes on a girl in the leaf village he thinks nothing of her. Until she starts getting in his head... Will he cave to his desires to have the woman for his own? and how will he win such a girl over? MadaxOC TobixOC M for lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,198 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Madara U., Obito U.
New Horizons by Shatterdoll reviews
America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,801 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - America, England/Britain
The Necromancer: Revisited by Pyro Flare reviews
A revised version of my story The Necromancer. Two mysterious Akatsuki members have created a deadly zombie plague that endangers all of Konoha. Will its residents survive before the zombies or the Akatsuki cause their downfall? Chapter 18 added. Might as well be on hiatus now with this really sparse update pattern.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 185,155 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 5/14/2010
Scorpio: The Blood Saga by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
"Pain? You think that's love?" Itachi brusquely asked Konan. "Do you even know what that means?" —Part 8: Veins of Fire—
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,170 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Itachi U., Konan
One With None by Hywar reviews
"Dude, what the hell man? I just wanted to hang out with you, I didn't want to 'become one' or whatever." Russia realizes America's feeling too late, and is left more alone then ever. USUK, end game RusAme. Rated for swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,740 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - [Russia, America] England/Britain - Complete
Iceland's Fridge by Pierrot Of Words reviews
Iceland is a little TOO close to his fridge? FridgexIcelandxFridge action. Food involved. Yes, I'm serious, porn of Iceland and a refrigerator.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Iceland, Sweden - Complete
Alpha of the Dawn by CideanForever reviews
Things NOT to do on Halloween: get smashed, run over Hidan, deny both
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,872 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Akatsuki
Colours by Kitty29 reviews
Matthew Williams thinks he is the only different person in his school, until he meets the self proclaimed most awesome man on earth...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 190,011 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Canada, Prussia
America Swears to Never Again Do This by AyumiFallassion reviews
UN Meetings Will NEVER Be The Same Again... Now with backstories to The List!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,376 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - America
Ditches by glassamilk reviews
Prequel to Gutters. In the days leading up to The Calamity, the world braces and families struggle not to be torn apart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Denmark
Taken Akatsuki Fantasy by DreamingSpiritBells reviews
Six girls, Ashley, Raylin, Alice, Catie, Kamiah, and Mary Ruth are taken from our world by the Akatsuki, read and enter their lives as the new recruits in the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,296 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Akatsuki
When the Sun Starts to Set by CideanForever reviews
She had thought that the Akatsuki were gone. Her problems arise in the form of family history and a murky past of a murder. The killer is at work once more - and she has been targeted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,680 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki
Super Bass by Thisbey reviews
Athur wakes up, hung over and groggy on the couch only to find Alfred busy away singing. Just a little drabble, USUK, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Time to Come Inside by Canadino reviews
His biggest mistake, Denmark thought centuries later whenever he brooded about it at its every anniversary, was that he got too attached. Denmark/Norway
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Goober Fiasco by Tanya Tsuki reviews
Canada expected a quiet day at the museum. Instead, he found himself accompanying his brother to a movie.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Braver to Know by tatterdemalion reviews
This was the fifth time Canada had walked out of Denmark's life, and hopefully there wouldn't be a sixth. Not while Denmark was the king of romancing, and he totally was, no matter what France said. An examination of DenCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,742 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Canada, Denmark
Just like the Wind by Lettuce Butts reviews
England is left with hormonal thoughts...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/25/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Otherwise Ordinary Life of Matthew Williams by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
Matthew is definitely not P. Diddy. That still doesn't explain the albino sleeping in his shower. PruCan, MatthewxGilbert college AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3776 - Favs: 4,627 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Highway to Hell by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
SEQUEL to Ghosts of the Past. The Akatsuki visit again, warning the girls that Konoha knows of their world. In order to protect the girls, the Akatsuki might have to venture into hell itself: high school. Crazier? Certainly. Deserves reviews? Hell yes. :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,968 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
30 Days by Nocturnal Supremacy reviews
Hidan proposes a bet to Kakuzu in hopes of weaseling away some of the ryo he has horded. To do this he chooses something he's positive Kazuku isn't capable of doing; getting a woman to fall in love with him. Mild Xover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,402 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Kakuzu, Akatsuki
Red by homodachis reviews
France is England's maid for the day but something more interesting happens. Ohohonhon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
What A Dressing Room Should Not Be Used For by iFellOffMars reviews
Because Poland just has to drag Lithuania with him to go shopping. And because miniskirts and dressing rooms can be used for more than just shopping.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Lithuania, Poland
Akatsuki Days by heavenlywolfdemon reviews
Not good at summaries. A simple slumber party changes 5 young girls' lives forever. When they wake up, they find themselves trapped in the Naruto world. Made for my love of Akatsuki and my friends! Rated T for some cursing and perverted thoughts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
I'm the hero by Liradawn reviews
An exploration of why America always wants to be the hero. Written for the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2011 - America - Complete
Dispassionate by Zephyra of Breeze reviews
Iceland and Denmark have a conversation after a meeting. Pairings go Iceland/Denmark/Norway, I guess. Iceland and Denmark need more fic anyway.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Iceland, Denmark - Complete
Video chatting by Everheart14 reviews
Norway allows himself to remove some boundaries. While video chatting with Denmark, Norway allows his slightly wilder side out. Denmark begins to tell Norway how to do things but Norway takes over.. after he is finished, Denmark is not on the other side.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
The Game by 15animefreak15 reviews
Based on a picture I found on Pixiv. France wants to see how many times he can violate America during a meeting before England catches him in the act FrUS, obviously. OC!Madagascar
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/9/2011 - France, America - Complete
Log of the End of the World by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
I don't care what the cover of this book says in fancy golden script, because it's lying. This is not a diary. This is a log about the ending of the world." Everything breaks, even Nations, but their words remain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,630 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
My Maid's A Man by Darkfire75 reviews
AU FrUk. Francis' mother sends him to work as a maid in the Kirkland household, under the name "Francine." There, he befriends the youngest of the children, Arthur, and a strange relationship is formed. Assdjds I fail at summaries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - France, England/Britain
Designated Driver by Moczo reviews
America gets to see first-hand just how much of a BAMF England can be. Kink meme de-anon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/20/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
From Ouran, With Love by glunkus reviews
"Yes, this was the G8 Host Club. It was kind of pathetic, sure, but they lived this way, and they were a family." Crossover in which the members of Ouran's host club are replaced with characters from Hetalia. One-shot, too, guys.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
Get Out of My Head! by Kichou reviews
Neji only wanted to salvage the friendship that he use to have with Hinata, only to find out that he can’t stop the hentai thoughts from entering his head when he is with her. Can he stop these thoughts from entering his mind? NejiHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,242 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Hinata H., Neji H.
No, Please, God, No by KuroDark reviews
Hinata needs to become more confident. Hidan wants to become less aggressive. When both wish upon the same star, something very strange happens that will change Konoha and Kakuzu forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,059 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hidan, Hinata H.
Canada, Not America by iFellOffMars reviews
I am Canada...not America,Canada. And this is a short story about me,Canada...not America. It's about Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Canada
The Midnight Wank by AddictedToCoffee reviews
An old request from the Hetalia Kink Meme "Iceland watching/hearing Denmark and Norway getting at it... and fapping to it."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Norway, Iceland
America's Ringtone by MoonlightNinja55 reviews
Even emotionless Japan couldn't help but show shock by America's...interesting ringtone...ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2011 - America, Japan - Complete
The First Time by crackberries reviews
Is always the hardest, especially when you're inexperienced. So Ludwig turns to big brother for help, even if it means venturing into his lair.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Every other night by AddictedToCoffee reviews
An old fill for a request over at the kink meme. The request was simply - Norway tops Denmark. So that's what you're getting here.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Unseen Killer by freakanature06 reviews
Matthew Williams is a high school student who is completely unsatisfied with his life as an invisible observer. His life changes completely when he happens upon an odd, black notebook that has a strange power... Canada and the Death Note. T to be safe.
Crossover - Death Note & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,183 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Canada
With Dawn Arrives The Akatsuki by HiroyukiSaya reviews
Akiyama Saya was a normal melancholy teenager with a hopeless dream to become a novelist. But when the Akatsuki suddenly summon her thinking she was stronger than a Jinchuuriki and force her to join, pranks, hilarity, abuse, conflicts, and love ensue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,289 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
100 Things Sasuke Did To Piss Off Naruto by kiiyu-sama reviews
This is the sequel to "100 Things That Naruto Does That Pisses Off Sasuke". This time Naruto gets his say.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy New Years Canada by Urikol reviews
Canada is left out at the new years party, but he will soon see that this year won't be the same. RussiaxCanada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Fantasy by geniusindisguise13 reviews
England stays at Japan's house for the first time. Will England's fantasies become reality?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2010 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
Why Sasuke Chose Naruto and Not Sakura by kiiyu-sama reviews
Sakura gets a very interesting letter in the mail, teliing her exactly why she never stood a chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
How to Survive: The Zombie Apocalypse by grandiloquentCaecity reviews
Featuring the cast of Hetalia! This week on How to Survive, learn some useful tips to surviving the zombie apocalypse! Complete with real life scenarios! Warning- watching of this show does not ensure survival in the event of an actual zombie apocalypse.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
For the Love of Chinese Food by Eliza Darling reviews
Apparently Chinese food made America extremely horny... not that China minded. America/China PWP, hints of past America/Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/12/2010 - [America, China] - Complete
100 Things that Naruto Does That Pisses Off Sasuke by kiiyu-sama reviews
Ever wonder what exactly Naruto did to piss Sasuke off?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hetalia Has A Rapist by oOKimiHanaOo reviews
Based on the song "Bed Intruder" America sings the song and France takes it the wrong way. *Crack fanfiction, implied yaoi/het* Short story and my first one here.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, France - Complete
Wrongly Shelved by Canadino reviews
Arthur and Alfred bond over written porn. You read that right; but it's still rated T because it doesn't get graphic. USUK, bookstore!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Progression of Evil by Andromeda Star reviews
"Are you ready?" "No, but it doesn't really matter, does it?" Rin said as she looked back at her brother with sorrowful eyes. Soon she would cease to be Kagamine Rin, a simple, happy servant girl. Soon she would be the Daughter of Evil.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,829 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
6 Feet Under by CaitlinXcowz reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan find a coffin that is made out of a rare metal. What will happen when the body inside of the coffin is still alive? Rated for Hidan's language. AkatsukiXOC BEING REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,083 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
My Escape by SharkbaitSekki reviews
To the world, the Akatsuki was a bunch of S-class criminals. To them, it was the family they never had. To me, it was my escape from all the pain and suffering my dark, hidden past had endured. Kinda AU,T for abuse,mentions of rape,language, and violence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,788 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Denmark's Story by Tig Oak reviews
Denmark's drunk, but he has one hell of a story to tell.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Deep within by kagayaspirits reviews
The relationship of North and South Korea. I refuse to put South Korea in the filter as long as there isn't one for North Korea, so for now, it is blank. Anyone who's authorized, please remember North Korea as well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 3,390 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
Russia Spies with His Little Eye by redkittychan reviews
Russia stumbles across something very interesting at the conference. Can/Am
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Worlds Apart by J-Pop Princess reviews
Maka has something she has been meaning to tell Soul for a long time, only she can't do it face to face. Instead she will go to that special place where they shared their first dance, a place that only exists inside the man she loves. Soul/Maka LEMON
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,533 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Ghosts of the Past by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
"Your mom was in cahoots with the Akatsuki, who are now living with us! Doesn't that excite you a little?" When the Akatsuki invade their home, two teen girls are entangled in a web of secrets and mystery, with a dash of humor for good measure. Sound fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,079 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
even a whisper by Measured reviews
Japan confesses to a sleeping Greece. Greece/Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Greece, Japan - Complete
The Allies and the Mysterious Ticking Noise by Dattebayo Girl reviews
What IS that mysterious ticking noise, fellow Allies? Say, it is kind of catchy. Parodied Potter Puppet Pals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Jones Paranormal Investigation Agency by Feux Follets reviews
AU. A candle-lit dinner with fresh roses on the side under moon light was the last thing Matthew had expected coming onto a trip meant for paranormal investigations. Francis/Matthew; Alfred/Arthur; Ivan/Yao; Warning: mild violence & creepy exorcisms.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 228,284 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Canada, France
Ars Amatoria by Diamond Mask reviews
Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Curl by AsianTwinkiesFTW reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Yong Soo's ahoge was stroked? ;D Kimchiburger! US/S Korea Alfred/Yong Soo. T AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/14/2010 - America, South Korea - Complete
Japans New Game by Doechi reviews
America hears japan has created a new horror game, and decides to visit him to ask for it. what he doesn't expect is that Japan has a new game of his own. JapanxJapan Warning:CRACK!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/11/2010 - America, Japan - Complete
Pepero VS Pocky by AsianTwinkiesFTW reviews
No pairings. Pepero or Pocky? Japan/Kiku and S. Korea/Yong Soo fight over which is better. Written just for the heck of it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Japan, South Korea - Complete
Chubby by Orpah reviews
When Denmark offends Iceland, the tot hides under the cabinet, and Denmark can't get him out. Little!Iceland oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Iceland, Denmark - Complete
Kitty Kurse by Ailarii reviews
When the Akatsuki are turned into cats and sent to our world and discovered by a total Narutard and her friend, what happens? Chaos. That is what happens my friend; especially when an Alex is involved... DeiOC and ItaOC. Rated for language and humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,040 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Midnight Summer by CideanForever reviews
Lies and destruction – these are the only two words that can only describe what her life currently feels like...This is currently undergoing editing. Up to chapter three is edited. It is already finished - in a sense.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 81,239 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Akatsuki
A Very Happy Birthday by Darkfire75 reviews
EngFra. England receives a VERY nice birthday gift, courtesy of France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
America's way of cooking by kuroi Honoo reviews
We all know how England's food turns out, well what about America's?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
All in the Ears of the Beholder by KuroDark reviews
One-shot. Konan is simply taking a stroll through Akatsuki headquarters when she accidently eavesdrops on the most disturbing conversation she has ever heard, not realizing that things are not always what they seem. Implied SasoDei. Edit: Implied PeinTobi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I Didn't Want To Die So Soon by KuroDark reviews
It's April Fool's day and everyone in the Akatsuki knows that all hell is going to break loose. However, they were severely underestimating things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Akatsuki
Akatsuki House of OC2 by bonegeisha reviews
A map maker's daughter has been kidnapped by the Akatsuki, for need of a navigator. Her best friend has been sent to retrieve her, and intends to slaughter anyone who stands in her way; but, what happens when she's caught too? -OCs -just FTLOLZ ;3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,683 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Numb by Fireflylitsky reviews
Izumi hasn't spoken in years. Outcast by her foster family, she runs away in search of her real home only to be captured by Akatsuki. She has no choice but to stay with them, her secret is more valuable to Akatsuki than she knows. Language/adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,301 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Akatsuki
Please Be Quiet in the Library by Canadino reviews
Romano is protective, Feliciano is lovestruck, and Ludwig just wants to figure everything out without getting fired. High school summer AU, Gertalia, suggested Sparoma
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
It Takes Less to Smile by Cheetah Goddess reviews
Italy is determined to make Germany smile, no matter if he likes it or not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Naive Little Japan by Constalina reviews
Japan isn't as harmless as he seems...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Japan - Complete
Letters by marinoa reviews
England decides to write to France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Suck It by Darkfire75 reviews
USCan. Mattie has an amazing mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Lullaby by Canadino reviews
Tonight is an out-of-character night, when we are not ourselves, just so we can show a side of ourselves we keep private. Or actually, Denmark pretends to have a more matured libido and Norway likes him more for it. Den/Nor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Ciao, Italia! Guten Tag, Deutschland! by S80 reviews
Italy's full of questions that Germany sometimes can't answer. Germany has a few questions of his own that Italy can never answer. Ficlets for Germany/N.Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
Liar by starshards reviews
Spain cannot resist Romano, even though he hates himself for it. Spain x Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Tease by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
Canada accidentally burns himself making pancakes, and Prussia spots an opportunity...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
You're My Favorite Guilty Pleasure by Trebla reviews
Emily Berretta has an secret obsession: Naruto. She thinks that it's just ink and paper, until she's sucked into the world of Naruto itself. Now, Emily has to find her way home while learning about her mysterious new powers and unocking her past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,494 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Kakashi H.
Hidan Meets A Mary Sue by chockitta reviews
An exaggerated and slightly humorous parody of what would REALLY happen if Hidan met a Mary-Sue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hidan - Complete
Mortal Kombat by Reigning Rats reviews
America's antics during sex. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/26/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Complicated Simplicity by chockitta reviews
Meet Yuki. 14 years old, she lives alone in a forest just outside Konoha. One dark and windy night, her doorbell rings; which is strange, since no one knows where she lives. Armed with a golf club named Steve, she decides to investigate…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,976 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Akatsuki
Love is just a lie by MajsanWorld reviews
Life truly sucks! Well, that's what police officer Hay-Lin Honda thinks at least. Little did she know that she soon was gonna get the adventure that forever would change her life! HidanDeidaraItachixOC Rated for Hidans language and for possible lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 346,570 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Deidara, Hidan
En Infant Garde by Azumizai reviews
It was absolutely ridiculous the assumptions sometimes his family made. He was JUST babysitting! Why couldn't this have been a case where he was just ignored? Sometimes things just didn't work out...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 109 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Canada
Underneath by Shiny-and-New reviews
It was the look in his eyes that England couldn't forget. US/UK, dark. Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme prompt that was basically: America's dark, hidden side.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/12/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Project Lilith by Dragon'sHost reviews
The Akatsuki has been quiet for the past 5 yrs. Sakura, Ino, and Hinata are to infiltrate the Akatsuki on orders from Tsunade. Story is actually about my OC Lilith, and the three kunoichi's adventure with the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,431 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Itachi U.
Sorry by Aliyane reviews
Canada does like to say ‘I’m sorry’ a lot. But it's only because he’s drunk. Mostly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Canada, Finland - Complete
Akatsuki Horror Series: Red Swamp Bottom by Tyranno's girl reviews
No matter what you have done, or who you think you are, everyone gets their just desserts. The final part of the 'AHS: Dark Woods Circus'-Trilogy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Save For It by Canadino reviews
The bottom line was that the rain had not stopped, the air had gotten damp, and his hair had gotten massively, unmanageably curly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Princess America by redkittychan reviews
The MAJESTIC tale of PRINCESS America! The SUPER FABULOUS? princess!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - America
Operation Matchup: USUK Edition by grandiloquentCaecity reviews
Mission 2- America and England. Hungary and Belarus are back for more matchmaking mischief. And this time their vic- uh, targets are none other than England and America. Sequel to Operation Matchup: JapanxChina edition. Can be read alone. Human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
April Fool's Day by Midnight Moonfly reviews
April fool's day. That was a day all the Akatsuki members looked forward to and dreaded at the same time. Their way of celebrating this day was much more cruel and painful. Rated T for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
That Look by Tia Paes reviews
America hates that look. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Spank America Decent by aiiXael reviews
America finds out about Russian clubs and a specific club event called 'Spank America Decent'. Russia is not nearly as amused as America is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/29/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
An Historic Love by Darkfire75 reviews
FrUk. Francis and Arthur share a moment in the woods.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/27/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Operation Matchup: ChinaxJapan Edition by grandiloquentCaecity reviews
Mission 1- China and Japan. Hungary and Belarus are on a mission- to hook up all the guys they can! Watch as chaos ensues around these two during their matchmaking escapades. Human names used. No badgers were harmed during the making of this fanfic. R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2010 - China, Japan - Complete
O Canada by Darkfire75 reviews
CanUS. After Canada wins the hockey gold, he deserves some kind of reward from his brother, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/15/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
A Pirate's life for me by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
For the kink meme. While helping France clean out his closet, America finds and decides to keep England's old pirate hat. But America finds that he's gotten more than he bargained for when the real thing turns up looking for his hat. England/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 73 - Published: 3/14/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Fall of a Hero by whitetyger123 reviews
Post Cold War: What would have happened to America and the world if Russia won. Rated M for hardcore yaoi, BDSM, language, violence, gore and historical inaccuracy Role play by whitetyger123 and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 127,940 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Imitation is the Best Form of Flattery by HappeDaez reviews
In which Italy imitates other countries with disastrous results. "Ve, want to become one with Italy?" Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Invisible by heartofShou reviews
CanadaxKorea. An unexpected meeting between kindred spirits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Canada, South Korea - Complete
Eyeliner by Canadino reviews
Because when you got down to it, he was just a fanfiction author and doujinshi artist with a knowledgable girlfriend, touchy cousins, and attended a rather dramatic school. fem!Greece/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Japan - Complete
Umm, Captured? by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
In which the Axis Powers capture.... Canada? Canada x ?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Canada
Why British Pickup Lines Tend to Fail by Robias reviews
On the way home from the pub one night, England gets a brilliant idea to help him get America in bed with him. Or so he thinks. England/America, Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
100 Things Japan Can Not Do by sharksinsunglasses reviews
One of those meme things. Just a list of 100 things Japan is not allowed to do.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Japan - Complete
100 Things that Restrict my Awesome by TeutonicFlower reviews
100 things that West requires I do if I'm to come to the meetings. ...How uncool.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Notsocarefree Denmark by kagayaspirits reviews
Sometimes, things aren't the same as they seem to be. Norway understands this more than anyone else. Doesn't he?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Thirteen Red Ribbons by Abarero reviews
It's Korea's birthday and this year, China's ready for it. Or so he thinks. China/Korea
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2010 - China, South Korea - Complete
Italy's Letter by Constalina reviews
A package and letter from Italy to Russia. Slight RusIta. Bad summary is bad.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Russia, N. Italy - Complete
Akatsuki Horror Series: The Dark Woods Circus by Tyranno's girl reviews
Deep in the forest beyond the stone streets of London, there is a circus. This circus is filled with creatures and wonderful sights the likes of which you have never seen. Come by and see the show tonight! You'll never want to leave...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,514 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
51 Things that Connor Stoll is not allowed to do by Clara Fonteyn reviews
Camp has published their next rule book-especially for Connor Stoll...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
51 Things that Travis Stoll is not allowed to do by Clara Fonteyn reviews
Travis has gone one trick too far...now all of camp has decided to write a list of 51 things he cannot do, much as he may want to...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Take Responsibility by Tamer Lorika reviews
When Italy takes Japan's first hug, Japan asks him to take responsibility. No one expected Italy to obey, and NEVER in this way. Written for a fic exchange.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Japan, N. Italy - Complete
Bolludagur by Canadino reviews
Bun Day - a holiday in Iceland where children awaken their parents with bun wands. Not that the nation himself would miss out on such a day, of course. T for implied Denmark/Norway
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Iceland - Complete
Unfortunately Convenient Circumstances by MischaPallasAthenaKitsune reviews
Kisame and Hidan have issues with their partners having 'relations' with their significant others in the rooms they share. YAOI. KakuTobi, ItaDei and the main pairing: KisaHida.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,213 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Hidan, Kisame H.
Sickly Silence by atlantiandragoness reviews
It was an unusually quiet day at the Akatsuki base. No explosions, no screams from Tobi because said explosions were being aimed at him, and no endless stream of curses from Hidan over his partner being a ‘greedy heathen bastard’ again. Sasori hated it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Distraction by Darkfire75 reviews
FrUk. France felt his mouth go dry. England was looking back at him, green eyes half-lidded and a growing smirk on his lips as he slowly brought the pen up to his mouth and- Mon Dieu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/19/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Akatsuki High School for the Extremely Gifted by QueenShawnaOfTheFunk reviews
As she walked into the school, she felt an overwhelming fear clutch her heart. Oh well, it was way too late to turn back at this point. She had to stay here, whether she liked it or not. Deidara X OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,982 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Deidara
Happy Halloween, Japan by Constalina reviews
A VERY LATE HALLOWEEN FIC. Japan decides to stay home for Halloween this year. One of the biggest mistakes ever. Rated T for saftey.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Japan - Complete
Confession by Hasegawa reviews
conversations between Canada and Kumajirou. actual pairing: France X Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/7/2009 - France, Canada - Complete
Akatsuki Horror Series: Alice of Human Sacrifice by Tyranno's girl reviews
“Deidara.” Pein began. “Allow us to relay to you a small tale about me, this mansion, and, of course, the Alices.” A suspicious mansion in the woods and a lost blonde equals a nightmare of trouble.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,786 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
What's up with erasers that look like food, Japan? by darandomninja reviews
America surprises Japan one day with this questions stuck in his mind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/11/2009 - America, Japan - Complete
Strange Sights by MonochromeOsity reviews
Italy goes into the kitchen and sees something he probably shouldn't have. little GermanyxN. Italy fluff Little bit of sexy time references
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/19/2009 - N. Italy - Complete
Beautiful Love by Darkfire75 reviews
“Wait,” America said, a look of deep concentration on his face. “You…No. No way.” A look of horror crossed his face. “You didn’t. Please. Please tell me you didn’t. Not right next to us.”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/19/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The US of Eh? by Darkfire75 reviews
America finds out Canada's secret plan to rule the world starting with his southern neighbor . Not as crazy as it sounds ಠ ಠ
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/24/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Brother My Brother by Darkfire75 reviews
America/Canada. America was popular. Canada knew this very well. They were neighbors, friends, brothers…he knew America as well as he knew himself. And he loved his brother more than he figured he probably should.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Canadian Persuasion by Darkfire75 reviews
Canada/America. Canada has his own way of winning arguments: blowjobs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Mine Is Better by Darkfire75 reviews
America/Japan. America says he has better porn than Japan. Japan takes this as a challenge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/23/2009 - America, Japan - Complete
Family by Darkfire75 reviews
Just something I wrote of everyone's favorite dysfunctional family :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/23/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Dreams by Darkfire75 reviews
France/England. England has an erotic dream...which somehow leads to phonesex with France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/23/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Festival by Darkfire75 reviews
Cuba/Canada. My friend requested a fic of these two so I obliged :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Cuba, Canada - Complete
Stilts by MonochromeOsity reviews
Where the heck is Italy? And what's that clopping noise? Yaoi GermanyxNorth Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Of IKEA, Beds And Other Adventures by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
In which Sweden and Finland try to buy a bed - and fail. Somewhat. SuFin. PWP. Written for the kink!meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Sleep, Baby, Sleep by Cheetah Goddess reviews
Germany was used to waking up with Italy in his bed. But this was certainly new. Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Captain America by Miss Chelle reviews
America discovers the Awesomest Super Hero. Ever. Crack one-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Public Service by Canadino reviews
What does Japan do when he develops a prototype for a new camera? Test it out, of course! Various pairings with a stalkerish Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Japan - Complete
Akatsuki Truth or Dare by LoneWolf KIA reviews
It's what it sounds like: The Akatsuki are spinning bottles. If want disturbing, you've got it! If you want Yaoi, you've got that too, in tasteful and necessary doses. Strangely, Konan isn't done! I want your reviews! Please?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Intertwined by xotakux2002x reviews
an AU story about hidan and kakuzu growing up, and growing closer. life can be cruel, but as long as someone's there with you, it's possible to come out smiling in the end. kakuhidan yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
fatality by yrume reviews
KakuHidan - violence/gore; shonen ai/yaoi in some chapters - When Kakuzu comes home from a mission, a new team partner awaits him. And he is not amused about it. Not at all. Not yet...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,611 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Purple Paper Planes by OragamiBeauty reviews
Konan: Grab some Gorgeous, Intelligent, Sassy, and Everything You Wish You Could Be, then put it all in a bowl. Put in freezer for a couple hundred years. Add a pinch of Vampirism, plus a little Konohagakure High School. Serve cold with a side of Sarcasm.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Konan - Complete
But, Why Me! by Princess Zathura reviews
Autumn was a normal girl until the 'incedent'. Now she has had insomnia for two years and last night was the first time she had gotten any sleep. Somehow, the akatsuki ended up her her house! How will she survive? UNDER RECONSTRUCTION.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 143,789 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Akatsuki, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Pein and Konan: Random Romance Drabbles by Secret Sheik reviews
Drabble collection. Pein and Konan have various erotic encounters. Rated M for obvious reasons. Pein/Konan. No plot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,599 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Pein and Konan: Untitled by Secret Sheik reviews
Konan has a hunger for art. Pein has a hunger for... her. Pein/Konan Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Evanescent Perfection by J-Pop Princess reviews
It was just a simple mission followed by a simple night an inn on her way home, but the man she met there would suddenly become entangled in her life in a way she never expected. What will she do when faced with a choice between loyalty and love? LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,062 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
what he REALLY reads by CaveDwellers reviews
oneshot. Kakashi reveals what’s REALLY in Icha Icha Paradise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Possession and Lover by Mini-Chobi reviews
HidanHina To Hidan, she was his possession, and he was her possessor, and she should be happy with that. To Hinata, he was her lover, and she his, and he should be happy with that. How wrong they both are. ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,300 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
Icha Icha Harem by Mini-Chobi reviews
To start off, Kakashi wants to be in a harem story, like Junko from Icha Icha Paradise. But after a small chain of events, he decides that being a hawt guy that demands every anime character's attention, is NOT such a good thing! KakaHaremCRACKOneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Jiraiya's Hobby Has a Downside by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Jiraiya loves to spy on women at the local hot spring. But on one such trip, an unexpected encounter will traumatize him...and amuse everyone else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Jiraiya, Deidara - Complete
Portal: Arrival by Esperwen reviews
-the first Portal fanfic- The two high school girls had only meant to skip a day of school, but while walking through Chinatown, they made a wrong turn. Suddenly, somehow, they've ended up in Konoha. -over 12,000 hits!-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,835 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Shino A., Itachi U. - Complete
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Safe and Sound reviews
There were no hierarchy's left to follow. No structure to reside in and no social ladder to climb. A man stood on the top floor of a rusting building captured by sand and waste, and there were no cars to stop and no people to stare.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,785 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Norway, Denmark
When Nations Fall
The Cold War shouldn't have ended like this. The politicians should have just given eachother great big bear hugs, we shoulnt have been bombed by Russia. Based on Fall of a Hero by whitetyger123 in the POV of a regular human in a postapocalyptic wasteland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - America, Russia
Unmei Hiku reviews
I never asked to be in the Naruto World, but since when do I ever get what I ask for? I'm Koori Hana - and this is my story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Akatsuki
Dark Woods Circus Saga
A series of poems I created for DWC... none of them are the lyrics; simply my point of view on the entire series.
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 352 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Miku H. - Complete
My Immortal
"The answer was blatant; it affected her world.. no, it shook it to the very core." Based on Konan's POV after Nagato Pein 's ultimate death - a oneshot, ending with Konan's encounter at the shrine where Yahiko and Nagato lie.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,144 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Konan - Complete
Solitude reviews
The silence was deafening - being stuck in that hole for so long by Shikamaru, my demons caught up with me. Pity. Hidan Oneshot after he was incapacitated by Shikamaru in his POV, ending at where the more recent manga takes place. Written in first person.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
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