Little Miss English Nerd
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Joined 12-21-10, id: 2665983, Profile Updated: 05-09-12
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Parodies and Spoofs.

NAME: Little Miss English Nerd

LOCATION: NOT TELLING.

OCCUPATION: Schoolgirl by day, insanely nerdy writer by late afternoon, hungry, moody teen by dinnertime, and extremely hyper weirdo whenever I should be sleeping.

DESCRIPTION: Slightly frazzled, rather crazy, ecstatic, forgetful, over-cautious, precise, mathematically de-gifted, independent, artsy, HIGHLY NONATHLETIC, moody, bi-polar, sporadically angry, struggles with depression (but not usually, just sometimes), obsessed with Draco Malfoy, a decent singer, and a tree hugger (SERIOUSLY! WHY DOES EVERYBODY NEED TO BE SO WASTEFUL? SAVE THE TREEEEEES! *clings to a large Oak tree*).

DREAMS: To be a famous authoress, mostly, but a few backups just in case. "I dreamed a dream in time gone byyyyyyy..." Sorry, couldn't resist...

REVIEWS: Bring a sense of accomplishment, so please do review (not meant to rhyme...though it's pretty cool how it did)! :)

MEMORABLE QUOTES:

"My nerdiness just hit me like a ton of bricks...in the face..."
~Me

"Writing may just be some annoying, trivial task to you...but to me, it's a way of life, a belief, and a way to escape the harshness that is reality."
~Me

"If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it."
~Toni Morrison

"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia."
E.L. Doctorow

"God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things done."
~Harry Emerson Fosdick

"Well, if you think about it, there are many words that start with "im;" take improbable... It means unlikely, right? If you simply remove the "im" from improbable, things become probable.
In the same way, just remove the "im" from impossible, and things become possible again!"
~Me

"Most people sit on the toilet and read the next chapter of their book, right? Well, only a true writer sits on the toilet and writes the next chapter of their book!"
~Me :)

Anywhoo, have an enjoyable day and/or night, and please take the time to read and review my stories! I WILL LOVE YOU...

F.O.R.E.V.E.R. :D

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Lovely Ashes by Violet Nightmoth reviews
The final Horcrux has eluded the Golden Trio; instead, someone else has been tasked to find it. Now she must travel back in time and trick a teenage Tom Riddle into revealing its whereabouts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 117,783 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 9/28/2009 - [Tom R. Jr., OC]
Much Ado About Hogwarts by Parlanchina reviews
If there was one thing Remus Lupin hated, it was attention... which was rather a pity, given his choice of friends... AU. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,626 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Pervading Potter by An Improbable Fiction reviews
Ally seemingly has the perfect life, but not all is what it seems. Suddenly she finds herself transported to Grimmauld Place and into the Harry Potter Books. Sceptical at first, she soon realises that this foreign world may really be where she belongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 147,383 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/12/2011 - OC, Fred W. - Complete
Hermione's Song by DWDuck reviews
The Doctor finds Melody Pond in a world he is unprepared for, the world of magic at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,154 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - 11th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
It's my room! by Dutchygirl reviews
When Hermione suspects that Draco annoys her just to get her to move out of the Head Common room, she decides to reverse his plan... until it gets a little out of hand. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,252 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Exquisite Pain by Not Enough Answers reviews
Tom Riddle/OC. An ordinary witch stumbles upon a Time-Turner and sends herself seventy years into the past. But will she return completely unchanged?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 150,500 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - [Tom R. Jr., OC] - Complete
Ministry Mess by wekfnwekonf reviews
The marriage law has been reintroduced to Wizarding Britain. Hermione Granger is one of the first to be paired...to a Slytherin. Another Slytherin has been forced with a Ravenclaw, but Draco Malfoy is a Veela and a Veela cannot choose his mate...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,063 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fury by Emagen Laile reviews
Cate Moon is your average witch, with a dull but paying job, a large family that doesn't know how to leave her alone, and a little secret of her own. GW/OC Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,791 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - George W., OC - Complete
To Leave This World by kitcat234 reviews
As a 1st year healer in the Spell Damage ward, Hermione already has a lot on her hands, but when a new patient checks himself in with an unusual problem, she seems to have met her greatest challenge. Will she be the one to heal him when nothing else has?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,876 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Unwritten by Jecir reviews
Rose stood the furthest back, aloof and alone, watching his body burn, the blue envelope crushed in her hands. The Doctor was dead. And this was only the beginning. AU The Impossible Astronaut and A Day on the Moon.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,278 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Of Pranks and Nargles by linksofmemories reviews
fanfic100 challenge for Fred/Luna. Fruna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 101 - Words: 132,591 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Fred W., Luna L. - Complete
Inside The Devil's Lair by PurpleHex160 reviews
When Harry dies at the battle of hogwarts, the Order is close to giving up. Desperately, Hermione is sent undercover to Malfoy Manor, but can she stand Draco long enough to achieve anything? Post war and alternative ending for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,245 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Face Down by DominoTyler reviews
"What were you supposed to do when you found these things out? Tell a teacher? No, it would just embarass her. And what if I was wrong?" What do you do when you find out someone is being abused? Idea from xxfallblossomsxx, story's better than the summary!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
D is for Draco by Lady Cailan reviews
Traditions say that on Samhain night, one can divine their true love's name using the peel of an apple. This year, Hermione Granger is about to learn that sometimes, life is unpredictable and fate makes sense of something impossible. Fluffy Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,772 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Let's Play a Game by xCherryCakes reviews
First one who falls in love, loses. - - - Will it be Hermione or Draco? / Quite a slow beginning, but if you keep reading i guarantee it gets better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,923 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Danger of Love by lilkyonkyon reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wizard in possession of a large fortune, must be in want of a wife. Dramione. Based on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Rated for language. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sicario by Fee18 reviews
Sofia Bianchi's life was as normal as it got for a mob boss's daughter, until one fateful night a hit man entered her house and changed her life forever. Will Sofia survive this new life trapped with HIM? Will she be able to seek revenge?
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 28 - Words: 70,870 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Complete
Time Twitch by AtticFan reviews
Who would've thought that using a time turner practically every day for a year would have consequences? Certainly not 13 year old Hermione Granger. Once she hits 7th year she finds out how wrong she was. Fairly AU. Read&Review if you please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,743 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,821 - Reviews: 4568 - Favs: 7,389 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Crazy for You by bballgirl32 reviews
James Potter knows from his father's past that he's got it easy, so he takes life in stride, playing by his own rules and having fun constantly. But when he decides to befriend a nobody, he doesn't expect that she'll help him more than he could help her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,483 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - James S. P., OC - Complete
Resurrection by acata reviews
When Hermione finds out her parents are dead, she throws herself into work. During her research, she finds a journal written by the apprentice of the man who created the Veil. HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,573 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Love Stings by Juliet Deveraux reviews
COMPLETE! Lily Potter is tense, to say the very least, about being the newest professor at Hogwarts. But the word 'tense' doesn't even begin to cover her feelings when she meets her attractive coworker, Scorpius Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,642 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Lost and Found by Rurouni Star reviews
[HGSB] Nothing stays lost forever. The same holds true for some people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,517 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 6/1/2004 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3375 - Favs: 5,451 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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The Daemon Diaries reviews
What if you went from being a completely normal, teenage girl to suddenly becoming a witch with a mythical, beautiful creature that claims to be your soul mate? Well, Clara Fulton can certainly relate! BZ/OC half-fluff, half-drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,337 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Blaise Z., OC
Secret Merlin reviews
When Hogwarts accepts a Muggle tradition and Secret Merlin pairings are selected, anything can happen, right? COMPLETED Christmas Dramione short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The World Finally Knows
A rather hysterical one-shot about the Jonas Brothers and where their lyrics come from. Nick getting drunk, Kevin losing his girl, and Joe going completely bonkers. COMPLETE. Please review and enjoy!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Complete
Heal Me reviews
After Hermione is cursed awfully by an unknown source, Draco, Harry, Dumbledore, and Ron set off on a mission to save her. As the curse progresses, will their attempts be even more futile? Formerly "What's in a Name?". R&R, por favor!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,075 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh the Woes of Boys reviews
Hermione Granger struggles immensely with boys. Little did she know, her struggles had only just begun. A story involving Dramione drama. Review, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,641 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
New Year, New Love reviews
Hermione and Draco are stuck together in the Room of Requirement on January 31st. What will they do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete