-I'm finally back, although I'll probably have hiatuses from time to time again. I've also grown an bit, and I've grown an interest into Markiplier. Expect fanfics of him to be published.-

Note: I take any requests.

Another note: I will no longer use script formats.

Hello, I am an fanfic writer named ImSpidey2. It's been an long while since I've made any fanfic, but now I've returned.

You can find me on YouTube, DeviantART, Skype and numerous other sites. I'm also a Marvel Super Hero Squad Online player by the name of Mega Dream Driver.

I'm a novice, so don't flame on my stories. I'm rather nervous. Yet again, I ignore any flames, but gladly take constructive criticism. Perhaps I should change my username to ShyGuy1. X3

I do enjoy reviews, but not plead for them. Constructive criticism is gladly accepted.

I'm rather busy and lazy, so hiatuses could very easily occur.

If you think Bowser and Bowser Jr.'s father and son relationship should be seen more often, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you love God with all your heart, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD, put this in your profile.

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If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile!

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.
Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

My Mom and Dad are happily married, and they'll die when Jesus comes.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Keep the message going.

My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
would still want to hug me.

I can’t speak at all,
I can’t do anything wrong,
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.

When I'm awake
I'm usually all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home

When my mommy comes home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
Not one whipping tonight.

I look out the window
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
from Charlie’s Bar.

I hear him curse.
My name is called.
I press myself
Against the wall

I try to hide
From his gleaming, evil eyes.
I’m so afraid now,
I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping
and calls me ugly words.
He says that it's my fault
He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me,
And yells at me some more.
I finally get free
And run to the door

He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl.
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

"I’m sorry!" I scream
but it's now much too late.
His face has been twisted
Into an unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!

Finally he stops
and heads for the door,
while I lay there motionless
sprawled on the floor.

My name is Tiffany.
I am three.
Tonight my daddy
murdered me.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE,
please pass it on and help make it stop!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen, sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, and when I die I'll be BLACK. But, you, sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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Which Mario character are you most like? (blank)

Mario

() You love mushrooms(The food, not the drug-inducing shrooms)

() You help people

() People love you

() You always help your girlfriend/wife

() You love fire

() You have a twin

() You always wear a hat

() Your favorite color is red

Luigi

() You can be shy

() You're scared by ghosts

() You're the younger brother

() Your favorite color is green

() You don't get much attention

() You're the taller and skinnier brother

() You love electricity and thunder

() You have a crush on a girl, but is nervous to talk to her

Peach

() You look pretty

() You wear dresses

() You're a girl

() Someone loves you, but you love someone else

() You have a boyfriend/husband

() You have yellow, long hair

() Your favorite color is pink

() You're very sweet

Yoshi

() You like eggs

() You eat a lot

() You love fruit

() You don't like peppers

() You're favorite color is bright green

() You wear red-orange shoes

() You're very kind

() You like islands

Toad

() You panic easily

() You annoy people

() You wear vests

() You're cute

() You're weak

() You can talk in a raspy voice

() You wear a mushroom cap

() You're small

Bowser

() You're very evil

() You kidnap people

() You envy someone

() You hate plumbers

() You lead a army

() You have children

() You love spikes and lava

() You never give up

More coming soon!

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THEIR WORLD:

1. Mario

2. Peach

3. Luigi

4. Daisy

5. Rosalina

6. Toad

7. Bowser

8. Bowser Jr.

9. Yoshi

10. Donkey Kong

What would happen if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I'd let him sleep with me.

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

I'm not Daisy, you green perv.

5 cooked you dinner?

Mmm, Star Bits! My favorite!

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Aww, poor Junior...Let's hope that Bowser helps him.

9 made fun of your friends?

Don't make me steal your cookies, Yoshi.

10 ignored you all the time?

Why would DAWKEH KAWN ignore me?

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would 1 do?

Become invincible and CRUSH them!

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What would 2 do?

She'd use the Heart Power to heal it.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What would 4 do?

Bust in and get me out. Daisy's a hero too!

You're about to do something-that'll make you extremely embarrassed. What would 5 do?

Comfort me and tell me to not think of it. Rosalina's sweet.

You're about to marry 10. What's 1's reaction?

Mario: HE'S MARRYING A APE?!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Bowser: It's alright, there's plenty of girlfriends out there. Be like that pesky plumber: Do the right things and keep her safe!

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Cheer and root for me, and throw eggs like fireworks.

You can't stop laughing. What would 10 do?

He'd just stand there, confused. That's probably what he'll do, because he's a ape.

1 is all that you dreamed of. Why?

I could be beating Bowser.

2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9.

YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH A DINOSAUR?!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Yeah, for the sake of Luigi.

Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?

...No. That's just retarded. A goddess kissing a mushroom guy?!

6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Slap some sense into him and say: Since when did you go to the dark side?!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes in your mind?

Bowser, is it REALLY that attractive?

8 thinks he/she'll never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Maybe when you're older, you'll get one.

9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending a email. Now what?

...Yoshi, are you drunk?

You spot 10 kissing 1. How will you react?

WHY IS A PLUMBER AND A APE KISSING?!

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

They're probably either playing games or...agh...You know...

Could 1 and 6 become soulmates?

They can be good as friends, but SOULMATES?! No, of course not!

Would 2 trust 5?

Whatever Rosalina says is true, since she's a goddess. So, definitely yes!

4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Donkey Kong would say: "Huh?"

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study would they pick?

Physics, to study how to defeat enemies in ways they can't see it coming.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

Mushrooms. You know, because they came from the MUSHROOM Kingdom.

7 and 9 are applied for a job. What job?

Cooks. Yoshi would lay a egg, and Bowser would shoot fire breath at it. Then, viola! Fried eggs!

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Probably another mischievous deed that Junior's gonna do...

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Yoshi's good friends with Toad, so why not?

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Their girls. XD

1 accidentally kicked 10?

DK would pummel the plumber.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Since when Rosalina became interested with Toad?

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Darn! I forgot Toad's invitation! I'll apologize.

7 won the lottery?

Build a bigger castle for Bowser.

8 had quite a big secret?

Bowser Jr.: My Mama isn't Peach, it's Clawdia. She just isn't shown.

9 became a singer?

He'd be a member of Alvin and the Chipmunks.

10 got a daughter?

Yay, DK and Candy Kong finally get married!

What would 1 think of 2?

The most beautiful girl ever. (Sorry, Bowser! XD)

How would 3 greet 4?

Luigi: Umm...*Chuckles nervously and sweats*...H-hey, Daisy.

Daisy: Hi, Luigi, my little sweetie!

What would 4 envy about 5?

Daisy doesn't want Rosalina to win over Luigi.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Toad visiting the Comet Observatory.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

...Nothing.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Misbehaving. Bowser HATES when his son misbehaves!

Where would 8 meet 9?

At Junior's castle.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

He stole all his bananas.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

His final smash. You know, the Mario Finale.

Is 3 gay?

No, Luigi has Daisy!

How do you feel right now?

I feel fine.

Couples:

Couples I like(X means couple, means friends, in a style similar to XxCSW02xX):

BowserXPeach: It's cute, but if Peach was really Bowser's wife...that would be very scary.

MarioXPeach: That relationship should be shown WAY more often.

LuigiXDaisy: Same with MarioXPeach.

ToadXToadette: I don't know what's the relation between these two, but if Toad is Toadette's girlfriend, then that'd be fine.

MarioLuigi: Brotherhood forever!

PeachDaisy: I know they're not sisters, but I just can't help it...

WarioXMona: Mona's only in WarioWare, but she should be in more series than just that.

WaluigiXMona: I can imagine Wario and Waluigi fighting over Mona. It's funny...

KoopsXVivian: Sweet and cute. Nothing else.

WarioWaluigi: Both of them are funny! VERY funny!

Couples I dislike(Also made-up ones I made myself)

MarioXLuigi: ...?!

LuigiXWaluigi: How can they have children?

PeachXDaisy: Same with LuigiXWaluigi.

MarioBowser: I thought they were eternal enemies.

MarioXWario: Same with LuigiXWaluigi.

LuigiBowser Jr.: Same with MarioBowser.

MarioWario: That's better than MarioXWario. Same with MarioBowser.

LuigiWaluigi: Same with MarioWario.

LuigiKing Boo: Same with MarioBowser.

MarioXPetey Piranha: ...WHAT?!

I just don't go well with heroes being friends with villains.

Couples that I think that are okay:

Bowser Jr.XToadette: This is like Romeo and Juliet.

Bowser Jr.Toadette: It's cute, and sometimes funny, so I'll let that slide.

Bowser Jr.Waluigi: Same with Bowser Jr.Toadette.

MarioXDaisy: Luigi called. He wants his girl back.

LuigiXPeach: Same with MarioXDaisy.

MarioXPauline: It doesn't really happen anymore.

My favorite Friendship pairing I made myself...Or maybe not, I don't know.

BowserBowser Jr.: Plain adorable. Just simply adorable.

Stories in progress(WILL PROBABLY BE POSTED ON DA INSTEAD, PROBABLY EXCEPT FOR ANY ONE-SHOTS):

End Of Support: The first YouTube fanfic that I did. This is a novelization of the Vinesauce Windows XP destruction livestream. Any sentences that are edited are the ones that I couldn't understand or hear. Progress: 15%.

Retaliation: After his entire army, family and empire were destroyed by Mario, Bowser bonds with the Shadow Mario symbiote his son was once bonded to. They merge into the new creature(that can shapeshift into anything, and has all of Mario's powers and abilities): Vrowzer. He will commence his final scheme, and with his new powers, he will murder Mario, marry Peach and make the Mushroom Kingdom his symbiotic homeland, A.K.A. Darkland II. Only Super Mario can stop him and save his friends and family.

Mario's Truth Or Dare: Mario and friends play truth or dare, with Toadsworth being the host. But, of course, there's wacky shenanigans waiting for them. (The only ToD fanfic that anyone doesn't have to send in requests, but still can anyway.)

MushBook: The Mario cast go on Facebook. Probably the only Facebook fanfic on normal format.

An Markiplier fanfic: An Markiplier fanfic will be made, but I don't know what it will be. Perhaps it might be fluff.

Fanfic dream cast:

Name - Actor - (Particular role)

Mario - Charles Martinet(Mario)

Luigi - Jeff Garcia(Sheen)

Yoshi - Justin Long(Alvin)

Red Yoshi - Jesse McCartney(Theodore)

Blue Yoshi - Matthew Gray Gubler(Simon)

Peach - Tina Fey(Roxanne)

Daisy - Kim Mai Guest(Mei Ling)

Rosalina - Embeth Davidtz(Portia)

Bowser - Jim Cummings(Pete)

Bowser Jr. - E.G. Daily(Baby Mumble)

Wario - Clancy Brown(Mr. Krabs)

Waluigi - Jed Brophy(Snaga)

When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask, "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub.

My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect.

We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.

Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love.

She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy. Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate.

Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me.

These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family," but there was a time when I was your only family

I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said, "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar, as he screamed "No, Daddy Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life.

You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the two nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago and made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads and asked, "How could you?" They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me.

When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured, "How could you?" Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said, "I'm so sorry."

She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her.

It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty.

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Whoa. If you read my entire profile, then doing that is quite a feat. Now to what you're looking for.

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