Draco accuses Hermione of being a nerd, bookworm, afraid to fly, ugly, lacking any fashion sense, unsocial, and fat. Hermione refuses to believe that and is determined to prove him wrong.

humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.

Coffee Shop AU. Sherlock's irritated when change comes to his favorite café in the form of a new barista, John, but finds life has more flavor with him around. A quirky romance told in 100- or 1000-word snippets. university!Sherlock, med-school!John

AU Dean/Cas. Years ago, Dean Winchester was the detective who put serial killer Castiel Goodwin behind bars. Last spring, Cas was proven innocent and his conviction overturned. Neither could've predicted the way their lives would intertwine... Now Complete. Ch. 33 UPDATE: This story has been temporarily removed, see last chapter for details.

The woman returns to London with a case for Sherlock which somehow requires him to seduce another man. With Irene putting their relationship into further question, John's life begins to feel like an opera with no playbill to follow along. Sherlock/John

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

In an AU where a small number of the population become Changelings at a young age, at 17 John Watson believes he's destined for Normal life but then the Change takes him and he is sent to the Baker Institute. There he meets Sherlock Holmes. John/Sherlock

A continuation after the kiss from 'Flesh and Stone'. The Doctor and Amy attempt to adjust to the change in their relationship, as they continue their journey through Space and Time. But Danger is never too far away... 11/Amy AU

The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE

A look inside the heads of Eleven as he tries very hard not to think about Amelia at all...and fails, and of Amy as she pursues what she truly wants. Spoilers for "Amy's Choice." Now rated M because...well, because.

Dean discovers a few truths about himself when he and Cas are forced to go undercover on a hunt to the very last place Dean ever thought he'd find himself: a gay resort, called "Last Hope", geared towards failing homosexual relationships.

COMPLETE! An exploration of an alternate canon wherein John and Sherlock meet briefly during high-school but have both forgotten each other by the time they meet up again. What will it mean for them now when they finally admit that they remember? And what has it done to their lives apart? Well, it's a small world, after all. M for smut.

Sherlock and John are hunting a kidnapper who has been taking newlywed couples across the Greater London Area and Sherlock has the perfect way to flush him out. Warning: Pre-Slash/Slash of S/J. Now Series 2 Compliant. WIP Slow Updates

A Post-Reichenbach reunion fic. You know the drill - tears, angst, anger and don't forget the most important part - Slash! Written as a RP. Rating for language and potential smut later on.

Their relationship is crafted of complexity, with a hundred sides and a thousand layers. 100 Theme Challenge, Johnlock-centric.

A Valentine's Day fiction. Johnlock. John's got a girlfriend. Sherlock has a Valentine's Day gift for John. There's awkwardness and tea. The usual.

Merlin is captured by Morgana during a journey with Arthur. Arthur manages to rescue him, but it turns out that was the easy part. Now he's battling lustful urges and rampant jealously with anything that involves Merlin. Where is it stemming from and is Morgana really at fault for all of it? Written as an RP. Rating just to be safe - may go up in late chapters.

The best times between John and Sherlock don't happen in the episodes. We never see them–they're much too dull. But sometimes, it's exactly what both of them want. (Series of one-shots, sometimes T rated sexy times, sometimes platonic friends).

Tony is having nightmares, but refuses to tell anyone what they're about. All Steve knows is that his name is the one Tony whimpers into the dark. Written as a RP. SLASH - Rating may go up in later chapters.

Mrs. Hudson always knew that it would end with Lestrade at her door. Two knocks, two visits: first Lestrade, then Mycroft.

AU John meets Sherlock as he struggles with the most pressing mystery of mankind: high school. Sherlock is the cohesively intriguing and insufferable misfit who, despite John's good judgement, becomes his one and only friend. Putting aside the school's speculations about them, the duo elect instead to inspect the mysterious murder of local rivaling schools. Fun, fluff, and romance.

Name. No, he cannot be Sigerson any longer. That name is dangerous now. Jeremy is a dangerous name as well. Arthur, William, Sherringford, Benedict, all these he can no longer use. A pity. He was getting used to being called Benedict. No, he will need a new name. 'I'm Jones.' he says, in a voice that is Canadian. 'Holden Jones.' Hiatusfic. Drabble.

A compilation of moments that the Harry Potter characters have seen. These aren't just any moments, they're moments of love between Harry and Hermione. The thing is, they haven't noticed what everyone else has. Enjoy!

AU!College: Dean's just started University, and he's finding it hard to adjust. His only relief comes from listening to the mysterious show 'Angel's Demons' on KJHK radio. The MC, a man known as Angel, becomes Dean's only friend and source of refuge without even knowing he exists. When Dean finally bites and calls in, their relationship begins to grow.

With the success of the modern adaptation of Sherlock Holmes, it was only inevitable that the Baker Street Fanfiction Academy would be dragged kicking and screaming into modernity as well. Those fanbrats never saw it coming.

Sherlock's not allowed to play Cluedo. There are quite a few things he- and Mycroft- aren't allowed to play because of various reasons. John and Greg should have realised they were serious. Mystrade & Johnlock. See warnings inside. TEMPORARILY ON HIATUS.

Even within one word, John Watson was a layered man. 3 episodes, 3 times John told someone "don't," and 3 layers of meaning.

What it says on the tin.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

Tony likes the way Steve blushes.

COMPLETE! Sherlock Holmes has been beaten by precisely four people in his extensive career. John Watson is NOT about to become number five. S/J, rating for ch.14 only. Everything's nice and cheerful and fluffy until it isn't.

Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.

It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn't just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That "doctor" actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.

Sherlock throws knives during a domestic and brings home dead rats. John has nightmares and can't sleep. Together they investigate what John's calling "The Old Man and the Weasel." Pre- and post-Reichenbach. Johnlock, but within canon. Rated T for language, violence, drug use, self-harm, adult themes. Mystery/Friendship/Angst/Romance/Humor/Family/Hurt /Comfort/Murder - & Resolution

AU Destiel adventures. Lucky Dean and Doc Samuel are infamous Caribbean pirates on the run from Poseidon - and oh yeah, Poseidon's real and Castiel is working for him. Dean's on to him, though... in more ways than one. Plagued by Greek curses, hidden agendas, mythical monsters and repressed sexuality, will the Winchesters ever make it back to England alive? NOW COMPLETE.

Hermione makes a plan to lose her virginity. When she offers it to Draco, it changes everything. With a new prophecy and a war approaching, what will this change mean for the Golden Trio and the outcome of the war?

SH/JW. Sherlock allows John to take him into the realm of feelings and emotions, but this bond is used as a weapon against the detective by Moriarty when he kidnaps John. Rated M for violence, torture and sweet smut at the end. Cover image by br0-harry used with permission .

Sherlock and John are forced to take a long journey for a case. Things don't go as exactly planned. NSFW. Sherlock/John.

A collection of HolmesxWatson oneshots! Ranging from comedy to drama, but always with romance. Ch 30: An intrusion in the middle of a kiss? What could be worse? It was caused by Mary, you say? Oh, bother.

It was an experiment. Then it was phonesex. Now it's something unexpected. Sherlock is on detox and bored. He calls a sex line. He gets John. Intrigued, he calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted... NOT crack.

John has a tattoo, and Sherlock won't rest until he's seen it. Johnlock.

Lestrade figured that anyone who thought John Watson wasn't important, and that Sherlock hadn't changed since meeting him, had to be completely, bloody deaf. Because it was all right there, in every sound Sherlock made. For anyone attentive enough to listen.

Redamancy: the act of loving in return.

John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.

The First part of the Family Holmes Series: When Sherlock died, John discovered he'd left everything to him. Everything, including a rather surprising deposit in a rather special bank. When Sherlock returns from the dead three years later, he discovers John made a withdrawal.

Sherlock and John are somewhat enjoying their new found "Internet Fame", and John is especially flattered by the devotion the fans are showing them. However, when John and Sherlock come across some of their fans' "appreciation", they're less amused. "John...what in God's name is 'Johnlock?" "I'm almost afraid to know." John and Sherlock find the porn! Crack, and for laughs. Enjoy!

To Draco, Hermione is a stuck-up know it all. To Hermione, Draco is an annoying ferret. Neither one can stand the other. But when they hold a bet that requires them to start dating, things will end in disaster. Or will they? Read and Review! Complete! First fic, quite OOC.

After the events of ASiB, Sherlock buys Mrs. Hudson a mobile phone. John teaches her how to use it. And the fact that 999 is speed dial #4 tells the world that threatening Mrs. Hudson is just not on.

Lestrade was used to getting odd, non sequitur texts from Sherlock. But when "John went out for milk" was followed by a terse "two hours ago," Lestrade immediately understood three things: John was missing, Sherlock was quietly panicking, and this could all end very, very badly.

Tension is rising between Sherlock and John. Then something happens which makes both realise exactly what they have and what they have to fight for. Warnings inside. Rating WILL go up for later chapters. Sherlock/John eventual slash

Sherlock wasn't surprised to find John alone the next morning. But finding him sitting in a graveyard was a bit…..unexpected. And the unexpected was always significant.

John's first priorities upon walking into a situation were triage and threat assessment. It was only after those were taken care of that he allowed himself to consider why Sherlock was holding a gun on Mrs. Hudson's attacker with his left hand.

John comes across "I Believe In Sherlock Holmes" graffiti. One-shot ficlety thing.

After Castiel saves Dean from a close call on a hunt, certain repressed feelings are brought to light and limits are reached. Destiel. Wingfic.

Lestrade, Anderson and Donovan visit Sherlock's flat late at night to go over a big case. Little did they know, a sleepy Johnlock is a domestic Johnlock. Their behavior takes everyone by surprise. Sweet, funny, slash.

"Eternity is really rather boring, John. Mortal life seemed as though it would be far more interesting." Sherlock is actually the Devil, but he decided to live as a mortal because ruling Hell was boring.

John Watson was a doctor, trained to observe details; a fact Sherlock had never been more aware of than when a drugged John's lifesaving instructions were based on an unlabeled syringe and an unconscious murder suspect's body.

Without cases to help him sort what's useful and what can be discarded Sherlock is left observing everything, regardless of if he wants to or not. John just wants to help Sherlock however he can. Established S/J with appearance by Lestrade.

"Not good?" Two words and Lestrade realized just who John Watson actually was.

Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her

Sherlock Holmes did not do relationships. However it wasn't his fault that some young members of his homeless network, the Irregulars, had taken to calling him 'Dad'. Nor was it his fault that the police got the entirely wrong idea when they showed up.

Dean's having a harder and harder time of denying what he feels for a certain blue-eyed friend of his. And it's making him a little ornery, and a lot confused.

He's pretty sure this was somewhat inevitable, but maybe fate made a wrong turn somewhere in this tent. DH1 extended dance scene. HHr.

Sherlock is aware of feelings he has for John Watson, but isn't sure how to express them. Rated M for an emotionally confused Sherlock, smexy times and power play.

In which romance is compared to stars.

For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!

Post-RBF. He writes one sentence, and while it's not enough, it starts something. A movement. Now finished!

Based on "Top Ten Relationship Words That Aren't Translatable Into English." Each chapter a new word. Rated T for themes. Reviews much appreciated! Happy Valentine's Day!

How many frogs, or consulting detectives, do you have to kiss before you find your Prince Charming? How far can two straight men in love push the definition of Platonic? Sequel to 'In Praise of Plato'.

When John defends Sherlock against a homophobic slur, it leads to them both reassessing their friendship. Platonic JohnXSherlock. Contains swearing. First of a proposed series of Platonic love stories.

Gladstone is a very special cat. Just ask either of his daddies.

In which Sherlock is very sleepy and John is very determined that his flatmate sleeps in an actual bed for once. Pre-Slash

Sherlock restructures his mind palace so it looks like 221b. What he puts in John's room is a surprise, and a revelation Slash.

Five times John was very drunk. Then one time, he wasn't. Johnlock.

John has spent months listening to Sherlock play the same familiar songs on the violin. So when Sherlock unexpectedly begins to play something new, and apparently nameless, John has to know what it is. J/S

Most people don't become pen pals by one of them writing a not-suicide note. Then again, Sherlock Holmes and John Watson have never exactly been normal, have they?

Donovan looked between the two flatmates, "I feel like I have missed something." A short but hopefully sweet look into Sherlock and John's relationship. Hope you enjoy.

It all started when Mrs Hudson started referring to them as 'Her Boys' because they were, and you could never imagine one without the other.

Thanks to an enlightening conversation with Sarah, John comes to recognize a change in his feelings for Sherlock. Romance. Part 1 of the "No Heart For Me Like Yours" series. Sherlock/John Preslash/Slash. Français disponibles - notes voir.

John discovers that he and Sherlock share a habit he wasn't even aware he had.

There are things John needs to get off of his chest, things he can't tell his therapist. She suggests he start a video diary, but what happens when the British government forwards the video files to a consulting detective presumed dead? Drabble format J/S

It is, John knew, an unusual life. But well worth getting caught in the rain. SLASH. John/Sherlock. Spoilers through Season 1

Mrs Hudson's hip is giving her hell. The boys are in the hallway. Mrs H investigates why they've been there for some time.

Ask John Watson anything about Sherlock Holmes and he's certain to have an answer. Ask John Watson the one question that matters and he's certain to tell a lie. Character sketch/Drabble - but good drabble, lol, promise.

When Sherlock suddenly becomes "famous," the press refuses to leave Sherlock and John alone. Sherlock decides to finally answer one of the journalists' questions in an incredibly unexpected manner. Oneshot.

'We looked for someone who would be able to uphold the Malfoy name which spells grace and beauty along with intelligence and a strong character. We only found one woman suited to be a Malfoy.' THIS IS DIFFERENT. IT IS NOT FORCED/ARRANGED OR COMPROMISING

It is far easier to say I love you than showing that you do.

"Do you ever find your mind… wandering?" - Holmes is obviously troubled by something and despite Watson's attempts to find out what it is, he's not budging. What he doesn't know is that Holmes has come up with his most curious experiment so far. Fluff.

The morning after the encounter with Moriarty, John awakes to find Sherlock struggling with a mystery much deeper than any murder.

A very inebriated John devises a clever means of proposing marriage to Sherlock. Unfortunately, he's forgotten all about it by the next morning.

John Watson hates the rain, but not for the reasons you might think.

Hermione had always been by Harry's side, but her death stopped her. She is given the chance to rewrite her past and right all her wrongs. She will do whatever is necessary to ensure his survival, but there are some things you simply can't plan for.

Written for a prompt: Now that John and Sherlock are an internet phenomenon, fan sites devoted to them are cropping up. What happens when they find a few? And how will they react to fan fiction that pairs them together? Pre-slash to slash

Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!

It's New Years Eve, and John's made a resolution to tell Sherlock how he feels about him. And if there's one thing the detective loves, it's a puzzle. Slash, fairly fluffy.

John comes to terms with what Irene Adler meant to Sherlock. Spoilers for Scandal in Belgravia. One-sided Sherlock/John.

He does have a heart. And it's walking around right in front of him. Sherlock/John. COMPLETED!

Sherlock's never dated or been in a relationship and is suddenly showing interest in a young woman he met at a party. Naturally, he goes to John for very personal, intimate, 'hands on' advice. Most likely a one shot. John/Sherlock. Rated M for the ending.

Sherlock and John are forced to spend Christmas with Sherlock's family. An unsettling idea especially when John will have to play 'Boyfriend' thanks to Mycroft. But why exactly does Sherlock want to avoid a family party? SLASH. JOHNLOCK

SPOILERS! He silently cursed himself at the thoughts going through his head as he was trying to prevent his best friend from dying. Never had he thought their lips would meet in this way. -What should've happened in AGoS. Light slash, Holmes/Watson

If Sherlock were in danger, what would John do to rescue him? And what does that say about John?

4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!

The words never come easily to Sherlock, John supposes. The right words never do come easily. They are earned, paid with the heavy gold of shared emotions, experiences, touches given and received. John knows. He hears the word in Sherlock's every action.

: John sees Sherlock repeatedly entering a number into his phone, but when he questions Sherlock about it, Sherlock is evasive. What's going on here?

Sherlock asks an awkward question, and John struggles to answer helpfully without revealing his hidden feelings towards his flatmate.

When Hermione is selected onto a team of pupils who are given the task of uniting the school houses, she suddenly finds herself wanting unity with a certain blonde wizard from her rival house. It's a pity he doesn't feel the same. Lots of Draco/Hermione.

It turns out that blood is important! Pureblood wizards are becoming ill and the only thing that helps them is blood from Muggle Born wizards. Guess who Hermione's blood is matched to? Draco Malfoy of course! Lots of Draco/Hermione interaction.

A spell that will end all magic can only be stopped by the birth of a special child, The One. The parents of this child need to be a perfect match. Hermione and Draco are paired so can overcome their hatred to have a child who can save the magical world?

Hermione is given the task to help someone make the right choices. It is going to take all her patience though because the person in question is Draco Malfoy. Lots of Draco/Hermione interaction. Read and review.

It's a little bit funny/this feeling inside...

Sherlock hasn't had a case for eighteen days and is bored witless. On day nineteen John abandons him for over six hours.

I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.

Just some little drabbles and one-shots about my favorite Harmony moments in the movies, in Harry's POV. Rating upped to T for language.

Living with Sherlock Holmes can be incredibly frustrating, but John Watson does it anyway. After all, it can be interesting when the detective's deductions aren't 100% correct.

Inspired by the way that Sherlock occasionally loudly clicks the 'k' at the end of words – "Wounded in action; suntan ... Afghanistan or IraQ"; "Bad news for brain worK"; and "Not much cop, this caring larK".

John is relentlessly pursued by a coworker, which all leads to an inevitable revelation by Sherlock. How will John react to this? Sherlock/John Slash complete .

Harry, Ron, and Hermione set out on an epic search to find all of the horcruxes, camp, and pursue random side things. A complete combined parody of the book and movies.

Mummy has arranged Mycroft's marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.

Hermione wonders if she died during the Battle at Hogwarts.

Is Hermione's greatest fear really failing her exams? What if her deepest fear is something far darker and more terrifying?

Ron leaves both Harry and Hermione in Deathly Hallows. Without Ron, Harry and Hermione are forced to rely on each other and discover a few hidden feelings.

In which Hermione sleeps on the table, Patronuses can carry letters, and Harry does not cook lobsters in the shower. Confused? Read it, and it will make sense!

"Irresistible: What Draco Malfoy thinks he is." Part One of my Definitions Series. Please read and review!

A series of letters to Twilight from fans of Harry Potter. Feel free to review your own for input. Spin off from my "Sincerely, The Readers and Writers of Fanfiction." Rated for possible language and concepts. Let's be open minded haters, shall we?

AU based on The Adjustment Bureau: According to The Plan, John is meant to be with Sarah. As John's caseworker, it is Sherlock's job to ensure this happens. But John is full of surprises. SH/JW Knowledge of Film Unnecessary

"There is no way I'm the bride of this relationship." Light/preslash if you squint.

After the Last Battle, Harry Potter had only one question: now what? And Hermione Granger seems to be the only one with a satisfying answer. - A multi-chapter told in the form of 100 drabbles. Later chapters might become rated M.

The good doctor's understanding of rain expands in light of a change between himself and a certain consulting detective.

Why is Draco suddenly jealous of any male being with her? What happens when Draco and Hermione get paired together to organize the Yule Ball? What happens when hate is combined with desire? DracoxHermione

Sherlock is not happy; he is missing a huge piece of the puzzle of his current case, and it is not going over well at 221B Baker Street. John tries to distract Sherlock with a movie in order to get some peace for one night. Sherlock/John. One-shot.

John's a little insecure about his height. Sherlock, not surprisingly, has no problem with it. Romance ensues.

Hermione Granger makes the decision to return to Hogwarts for her final year after the Wizarding War has ended. Alone in this decision, she finds herself feeling very out of place until she finds solace with the most unexpected of students...Draco Malfoy.

She was a far cry from the passionate soul that had entered the war fully optimistic, the woman she was now was a mere husk of her former being. There were no more tears to be shed; she had done so enough.

Hermione and Draco are stuck together as Head Girl/Boy. Is there more than hatred between them? COMPLETE

Draco Malfoy hates Muggles and Muggleborns. Horace Slughorn hates losing a promising student. And poor Hermione Granger is just caught in the middle. With Slughorn's plan something more than just potions may soon be brewing in the classroom. On Hiatus

Or, Funny Ways to Kill Voldemort in a series of unrelated One-Shots. Most are just fun. I don't mean to offend anyone in any way. I'm just letting my morbid sense of humor run wild. Hope you enjoy.

"Sorry." She said, and then she jerked the umbrella out of my hold pulling it over her head so that it was covering her leaving me to get soaked in the pouring rain "Don't just stand there, silly." She said, "Run!" And then she took off. HP/Hg friendship

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

'They say there's a thin line between love and hate. I say that's bullshit. Most of the time there is no line.'

*Summary: Draco and Hermione have a plan to get back at Lavender and Parvarti.. But will this plan backfire on them? Or will it turn out for the best?

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, you could say, were not on the best of terms. However, will being forced together as Head Boy and Girl possibly change their views on one another, against all odds? The two sworn enemies sure don't think so.

"Well, I vote we prove destiny wrong. There's no way we're meant to be together or any nonsense like that," Draco said. Hermione forced a smile, knowing that it probably looked like a grimace. "I second that."

A short kiss can go a long way...

Written for a prompt on the LJ community sherlockbbc fic. When a mysterious pendant turns up in the middle of a blazing row between Sherlock and John, they end up literally getting under the other's skin.

Hermione is all for Secret Santa till she pulls Draco's name out of the hat. Draco feels much the same way when he pulls her name out too. But McGonagall wants the Secret Santa's pair up for a project over the Yule break. Eventual M rating.

ONESHOT! Fred wants Hermione to play the Adjective Game with him, but will a simple game get out of hand when they start speaking their feelings, or was it all part of his plan? Post-War fic

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

The clock strikes twelve, the bells chime out, and there's a knock at the door. Who could possibly be calling at Grimmauld Place at midnight on New Year's Eve, and why won't Kreacher answer the door? H/Hr.

John gets jealous. Sherlock doesn't. Yeah right.

For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D

it's Christmas Eve Day, and they're at it again. Ginny's being unreasonable, Ron's being Ron, and Harry & Hermione are at their wits end. Fortunately for them, a little seasonal help is on the way. Of course there's always a Scrooge lurking about.

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J

Dr. John Watson is not about to let anyone give him dating advice, ESPECIALLY not Sherlock Holmes. HolmesxWatson ONESHOT

Hermione reflects on her marriage with Ron, why she still has feelings for Harry, and what is truly in a name.

A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.

Merlin makes a love potion for a nervous young knight and his apprehensive bride. Mayhem ensues when several others also help themselves to the brew. Comedy/drama/romance with just a little angst before the end. Merthur slash.

A Transfiguration essay is a strange place for a revelation but then Harry's never been particularly normal. HPHG. Oneshot.

NEW SUMMARY. Living with the enemy is one thing, but when your friends are trying to get you to sleep with them, that is out of the question. Post Hogwarts. DMHG and BZGW.

He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger's spirit beyond recognition. Revised 2019. Update your Epubs.

A teacher is slightly dismayed when her students start to educate her on the faults of Deathly Hallows.

A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr

Ginny makes an unexpected discovery about Harry and Hermione, but it’s not what you may think. H/Hr

Companion piece to My Urge to Tickle Hermione Granger. Normal POV: Ginny ponders loudly why Harry does not want to date her anymore. Ron and friends gladly answer.

John Greenwald has to meet Harry Potter before he can date Hermione Granger.

by Draco Malfoy... I got bored, and decided to see what I could come up with. Read it, and maybe you'll like it. Complete and utter Dramione fluff

Ron storms out of the tent, leaving Harry and Hermione to a storm of their own. One shot.

Chapter 'King's Cross' and what it could have been. Book 7 spoilers. Oneshot.

Hermione said the three words that made Harry freeze. A seemingly normal story with an unoriginal plot but it's anything but normal or original. Read and find out yourself what this story is really about.

Harry could always read Hermione's face like a book. Before long he was using her expressions to gauge whether a relationship should end or continue. Finally, he finds the one woman she couldn't possibly deny him. The only woman he's ever loved. Her. HHr

Waiting. He was always waiting. He'd already buried one best friend and now the other will follow. There was nothing he could do or say. There was no Harry without Hermione. Ron witnessed the beginning and now he must accept the end. HHr. 4parts Complete!

It was just a small misunderstanding.

Poking fun at the shipping wars. A oneshot.

This is a collection of different characters' views on the H/H relationship. Chapter thirteen has just been posted.

Hermione hadn't planned or even wanted to fall in love today.

Harry's summer is miserable as usual, but one day, he finds an unexpected bit of happiness.