Kyle Broflovski and Eric Cartman haven't seen or spoken to each other in ten years. Things have changed: Kyle is married to Rebecca, a woman he can't stand and with whom he's had two children. Eric is now a multi-billionaire filled with regret, but he has a project that he wants to accomplish with the help of his irreplaceable personal assistant, Flavia. KYMAN!

Nestled within the hectic life of the Windy City is a quaint Italian restaurant with a head chef missing the spice in his life and a new busboy who just wants to find a way to feel not so out-of-place in this new world. Together, they begin to find there's more out there for them to enjoy in life than a mere plate of carbonara. Buon appetito. Slow burn K2. Also Kyle/OC, Kenbe.

Bebe Stevens has a nasty muffin top. Wendy Testaburger has a crush on her boyfriend's best friend. Kenny McCormick is the ringleader of South Park's most legendary spank bank. No one ever said high school was easy. Rated M for language and adult content. Bebe/A lot of people and Wendy/Kyle.

When Kyle is hit by a drunk driver and forever paralysed from below the waist. How will his Friends and his family cope. But most of all how will Kyle cope. Yea I know the summary sucks but the story is good. Hope you enjoy Please review Rated M for language and a possible lemon Stendy and Maybe a little Kyndy

A series of Stan x Kyle x Wendy oneshots. Humor, love, drama, and probably sexy times. Rated M just in case.

Cartman initiates a betting pool with a win of 500 dollars for whichever male can tame and escort to prom the fiery ball of obduracy that is Kyla Broflovski. Stan wonders if this is the worst possible time to realize he is in madly in love with her. Unabashed gender bender.

A mysterious girl comes to South Park, heavily pregnant with Kyle's baby. Will he be able to rise to the challenge of fatherhood after being kicked out of his home and being left alone with the child? On hiatus.

"Fifteen, Jewish, cancer. The definition of the pity case that is Kyle Broflovski."

Kyle's a third grade teacher, and his students want to set him up with the PE teacher

Oneshots that take place in the 'Dysfunctional' series. Just little things to add to the story of Dysfunctional and Functional. Ages will be given if the oneshot doesn't take place during Dysfunctional or Functional.

Ryan Marsh has two dads, Stan and Kyle, and an incident at school makes him think how lucky he is to have them. SUCH A SHIT SUMMARY! ITS BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS

Sleepovers were always their thing.

Kyle is in his hipster phase and, regardless of the tight pants, Kenny is not happy about it. Not until some tension release at least. K2, M for ST

Title says it all.

Season 2. Kurt, Blaine, Finn, and perhaps a few others do some bonding as they cope with the good and the bad, the normal and the abnormal of the weeks following 'Original Song', learning more about themselves and each other along the way. Canon through 'Original Song', no 'Night of Neglect' onward. Family would be the 3rd genre if I was allowed, and Hurt/Comfort would be the 4th.

When Kyle falls to a severe illness, he and Stan must make a choice. Style

I'm going to start right out by saying that this fic is in fact an mpreg fic. Also, it contains slash, foul language, and some adult themes. Anyway, to the synopsis, After finding out that he's pregnant, Kyle doesn't think his life can get any worse, but it does. Disclaimer: I do not own South Park. P.S. Don't ponder too hard over the title, it means nothing.

It started out as just an affair, meeting up only once a week, which quickly turned into once a day. Rated M to be safe. First time writing for South Park.

We humans work as a society, and in order for a society to thrive, we need gods, and clods. I have a slightly higher intellect than others. But I still need people to pump my gas, and make my French fries, and fix my laundry machine when it breaks down -

Bebe gets bored in Spanish class. Daydreaming about her boyfriend is the only thing keeping her sane. Oneshot. Mainly Kybe with hints of Stendy. Rated T for Bebe's mouth and Kyle's dirty mind.

Stan knows his boyfriend is hiding something, but he isn't prepared for the revelation.

Thirteen years after his high school girlfriend's pregnancy upended his life, Stan is still in South Park, working with his partner Bebe as a local cop. They're in the process of investigating a series of possibly connected murders when FBI agent Kyle Broflovski returns to town and informs his old friend Stan that this is his investigation now. (Stan/Kyle)

Sequel to 'Dysfunctional'. Stan is trying to hold his husband together after things go bad, Cartman is returning to South Park for the first time in years, Kenny is trying to look after his kids with no money and as a single parent whilst Kyle is certain

Find out what makes Kurt leave ND and Blaine and where does he go? Yes I know summary sucks but please read:

Kyle shares his deepest secret with his closest friends. It changes everything for them. Stan confesses his love to Kyle, Cartman disappears altogether, and Kenny starts distancing himself and ends up with selfdestructive habits. Many years down the line, Kyle and Stan are struggling, and Kyle reaches out for Kenny again. K2, STYLE, STENDY, minor CRYLE & CREEK. Ftm transgender Kyle

It's summer in 1980s London, and Stan is blissfully unaware that after the rentboy comes the flood.

The boys fall off their rocker and into a bed, and Kyle's way too high to know what he's getting himself into. Stylennyman; drug use.

When Kyle's old girlfriend returns to South Park, she develops an unhealthy obsession...or was it always there?

An ongoing collection of drabbles and oneshots, ranging from K to M. Mostly slash, but can vary.

a close friend of Kyle's dad takes an unhealthy interest in Kyle leading to many more horror filled nights but soon things start to unravel into something awful and more then he and Eric can handle. WARNING: graphic Rape, torture,death. Rated Mature for a reason.

Kyle isn't the same after death strikes the Broflovski family and Stan doesn't know how to help. One year later, things keep getting worse. To top it off, the grade 12 trip is approaching and schoolyard drama begins adding to the list of things Stan has to worry about. Slash, warnings inside.

Just a cute, fluffy oneshot of Kyle and (OC) big sister Abby! Lots of sibling love and cuddles! Inspired by a concept originally featured in "We Need Each Other (Redone)" by Jish.

Wendy and Bebe were super best friends in the same way that Kyle and I were, so it just made sense. The four of us just meshed so nicely together. Stendy/Kybe and Style/Webe(Bendy), rated T just to be safe but there's really nothing bad other than swears and hints at things.

Synopsis: Stan finds out about Kyle's vlog channel on YouTube...time to show the world who this adorable red headed Jew belongs too!

When Kenny catches wind of Stan's infatuation with their redheaded friend, he decides to act quick and get there first. Meanwhile, when Cartman sends Tweek on a mission to soften the stoic Craig Tucker, everyone is surprised when it actually starts to work. Unfortunately, Craig finds out it was all a game and everything goes to hell for Stan and the boys. Slash, warnings inside.

Being different may not be easy most times, but with a little bit of help from your family, you can face anything. Sibling fluff, one-shot.

For Julads. In his third year at Oxford, 1966-1967, Stanley's life is at a crossroads. The boy he likes is seeing someone else, his tutor hates his work, and homosexuality is illegal in Britain. Yet a posh, handsome classmate has taken an interest in him; could this be the year Stanley figures out the direction he's meant to head in? [AU; prequel to "The Rectum is a Tomb"]

Kyle's eating is disordered and his OCD is slowly getting worse. Craig is letting his philophobia control his life, denying himself anything that might make him happy. Stan is trying to mentally prepare himself for his parents' inevitable divorce. Meanwhile, Kenny is just rolling with the punches, quite literally.

Kyle and Stan "experiment" a little. (Style one-shot, lemon)

Kyle is in the hospital again, and he isn't walking out. Kenny talks him through the night.

This is the story of Wendy Testaburger and her boyfriend Stan there in high school junior year and Wendy wants to spice up the sex life so she asks Stan for a 3 way…with Kyle what happens next is going to be insane

Kyle hates it, all of it; the emptiness in his chest, the void in his heart. He wants change, he's desperate yet unwilling. His friends become his tour guide, directing him in the right path, protecting him, saving him. Eating disorder.

Stan and Kyle had a falling out. Years later, when Stan's daughter starts school, he is less than thrilled upon finding out her teacher is a certain smug daywalker. Kyan & Kebe.

When Bebe realizes that she is pregnant, she must face to tell Kyle. Will Kyle do the right thing and be a good boyfriend and supporter, or will he flip out and bail? (Sorry, I'm bad at summaries .)

Kurt is twenty four years old and deeply troubled. He's never told anyone about his traumatic past before. He doesn't even see the point of living. But then he meets Dr Anderson and things start to change.

Sheila Broflovski wants a divorce from her mentally ill husband. He agreed. Kyle heard him agree. So how, Kyle wonders, did it come to this? Written for the SPRMB 2013.

CrissColfer, Chris/OC. Darren has just finished his stint on Broadway, and he has something to tell Chris. Chris can't wait for Darren to come back because he has something to tell him as well. (Rating has been raised to M due to language and just to cover all my bases, I don't exactly know where this story is going.)

"An ambulance is on its way. Please stay on the line, Noah." - Angst/Hurt/Comfort/Romance all tangled up into one when Puck is the first one on the scene after the bullies has taken it too far.

After a car crash that left him with brain damage, Gerald Broflovski became an angry and violent man- especially towards his young son Kyle. Who can save him from the abuse?

Stan's first time with Kyle after a traumatic incident. Kyle is determined, but Stan will wait patiently for as long as Kyle needs.

The boys find a genie in who says he will grant he each three wishes, unfortunately he can only do one every 6 months and even MORE unfortunately Cartman has been given first choice of wish. And of course Cartman makes a wish he's sure will irritate the little jew for at least 18 years to come. Set their first year of collage. Warning :Mpreg, straight orientation, language.

Kurt Hummel is a quiet, shy boy who really just wants to be left alone.Kurt Hummel is a Mystery and Blaine Anderson,along with his friends, are going to figure this beautiful boy out if its the last thing they do. Full Summary inside.

WWII AU: After surviving on the streets of Warsaw, and the living hell of Treblinka, can Kyle ever find happiness? A companion fic to The Well and the Lighthouse. Style, if you're patient.

Being taken prisoner aboard a pirate ship isn't anything like Stan imagined it would be. He didn't expect to be treated so nicely, and he certainly didn't expect to be handed his own servant. A story of love, betrayal, and adventure (or something like it) on the high seas. Style/Gregstophe. Written for SPBB 2013.

After an accident that resulted in the death of a dear friend, Kyle and Stan went their separate ways. Now in grade eleven, the two boys are forced to work together, giving them the chance to repair what has been broken. Slash, Style.

Scott Malkinson is at the end of his rope. Bullied by some and ignored by others, he's taking the final drastic step. Unless a fellow victim can help talk him out of it.

Even after a year in Fort Collins, Stan has no love life to speak of, and his life is pretty mundane and simple.Then he meets a redheaded man in a bar, and things just turn into a jumbled mess. College AU. Style.

Noel is in trouble and Julian comes to his rescue. A real life fic about the friendship of Noel an Ju. Rated T for swearing an drug references.

Just as the tittle says. This is how I think they got together. My first fanfic so I hope you like! And, yes smutty scene at the end. (Two-shot).

AU fic- Set in 1924, Stan befriends a janitor at work and ends up in a gang-run-and-owned speakeasy where he meets a rent boy in drag whom he fancies quite a bit. M for drinking, drugs, prostitution and gang violence!

After years of quiet obsession, Kenny is in a financial position to steal Kyle away from Cartman, but his emotional maturity is another matter. Stan is staying with Kenny as a guest for the summer, and he has desires of his own to contend with. (Stan POV)

Stan likes to associate plant names with Kyle. Kyle is not amused. For Hollycomb.

Bebe and perfection come naturally. Kyle wishes he was as put together. The two bond and soon find themselves wrapped up in a world of their own.

Kurt and his dad are the victims of a violent home invasion. In the aftermath, they struggle to find a way to survive the trauma of what's happened to them, to get back to some kind of normal life... to be unbroken. This is a rape recovery fic, and therefore contains violence, non-con; symptoms of PTSD such as panic attacks, flashbacks, etc. Brief reference to eating disorders.

She's one. This is the other. Both alike in dignity. Stan/Wendy, Kenny/Kyle, onesided Kyle/Wendy.

Kenny whooped. "I get to be the doctor!" he called. Cartman immediately began to whine that HE wanted to be the doctor, but was quickly placated by the promise that he could be the head nurse. But then Stan also wanted to be a nurse, so by the time Kyle returned with a bag from his brother's closet, he was the only person left to be a patient. Smut, Stylenric, BDSM. All four. Yes.

How both Kyle and Stan came out to their parents. Rated T. One-Shot. Style.

Kyle is a well known politician for the liberal left while Cartman is the leader of a large extremist Christian sect with a right wing agenda. Their affair has just been uncovered. Kyman. AU. Senator!Kyle and Preacher!Cartman.

Puberty just fucking sucks guys. Kinda rapey. PWP, sucks all around. Cheers!

It all started with a little nap... CrissColfer RPF

To Stan, Evergreen has never felt like home the way South Park does, where he has friends like Kyle.

Christophe swears that he doesn't feel anything more for the Jewish male than lust, that he doesn't secretly crave to monopolize the others company or admires that Kyle just doesn't put up with his crap. And then came the discovery of those curious marks across his skin and the mercenary just couldn't seem to help question wanting to touch him more. (Mature)

Five times P.F. Chang's has influenced Kyle's emotional development. Stan/Kyle

18 years ago Burt's girlfriend disappeared. He eventually finds happiness in Carole, but then he gets a call. A call from NYPD, telling him a 17 year old was admitted to hospital for a drug overdose carrying a picture of Burt and Kathy. Burt's son? Maybe.

On the night of their senior prom, Kyle demands to be taken to the Grand Canyon. Stan hasn't talked to him in years, but he gets his keys, gives Kyle his coat, and drives him there.

Kyle reflects on his relationship with Bebe as they take the next step.

SEBKLAINE story. KurtBlaineSebastian threesome with bp!Kurt.

AU in which Kurt Hummel has a twin brother: Carson. How will the boys' relationship develop through their high school careers? Glee/Struck by Lightning crossover!

When his best friend's hit by a car, Stan accompanies him in the ambulance during the drive to the hospital. But he's devastated when he learns his friend didn't survive the accident. One-shot.

Kurt has never touched himself, Blaine convinces him to let him try. Written for a prompt on the GKM. B!P, cunnilingus, fingering, multiple-orgasms, PIV.

From an LJ prompt. Wes is seriously peeved to have to share a hotel room with Kurt but things change when Kurt has a nightmare. References to non-con. COMPLETE.

The South Park High School team is on its way to winning the Matchwits Championship when an accident happens.

With Stan married and not wanting to continue their affairs, Kyle doesn't know what to do anymore. Now that Stan's out of the way, will Kenny finally get his chance to prove his affection to the stubborn redhead, or will Kyle just refuse to let Stan go?

Stan makes a summer appearance as the jolly old man in red.

You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan. College slash.

Stan Marsh, landscape architect for Mountain Springs Landscape Design, has a terrible Friday.

This fic spans from 2006 to 2012, and is about Noel and Julian, but isn't a pairing that's for another fic . It's kinda sad.

Kurt and Blaine live a nice life, with a sweet daughter and are about to adopt a second child when tragedy hits the family. They are not sure if and how they are going to make it through. Future!fic, might contain graphic details of severly injured child

It's Kyle's worst nightmare when he's made Cartman's personal slave and the two have never hated each other more; until an accident that leaves one in hospital has a deep affect on them both.

-Just throw it up. Just until you lose the last two pounds, then you'll never do it again-Kurt works hard to keep his disorder a secret. But it can't be a secret forever, as he will find out. Will anyone be there to catch him when he falls to the ground?

Kyle's life takes a turn for the worse after he announces that he's gay to his parents. His home life falls apart. When he gets the chance to leave, he takes it. With only a guitar on his back and his wits, will he be able to survive in France? SLASH

Season 2. Kurt gets sick when only he & Finn are home. Focus on Furt brotherness with good doses of my usual sap & drama. Other characters do appear. AUish, but Canon compliant through 'Original Song'. Some swearing.

Kurt, tired of the way he's being treated, takes matters into his own hands.

Expecting Kurt's house to be empty, the boys go there for the night. Little do they know that the ND's are already there. Unaware of the other people in the house, Kurt and Blaine begin making out. This was so not how Blaine wanted to meet Kurt's friends.

When Kurt hands Blaine his Bucket List, he has no idea that he just made it Blaine's goal to make sure that everything on that list is fulfilled; Kurt's senior year is most definitely going to be interesting. Sequel to The Light at the End.

He gave off a weird vibe of sort of reluctant confidence that Christophe found appealing, like he knew he was a little odd, but couldn't quite bring himself to care. Tophlovski, yep.

Kyle ends up in the hospital, and guess who's there to keep him company? Or maybe he's just there to harrass him.

And we thought the crazy would end once we left South Park.

Blaine and Kurt meet on their first day of junior year. Deaf!Kurt.

When Kurt is attacked, Blaine instantly leaves college to take care of him. With one decision, their entire relationship is changed and their futures reshaped. It also makes everyone around them realize just how close they really are. AU.

After getting blind drunk and sick from it for the first time in his life, Kyle discovers a phone number on the men's restroom wall, and out of curiosity, he dials it. But being as drunk as he is, he doesn't know it's Bebe! KyBe My first South Park fic!

Final part of my 22 'verse. This is a series of moments/scenes stretching from the end of "22 Therapy Sessions and Realizations, & a Decision" to the beginning of Kurt's senior year. Will involved characters from both Dalton and McKinley. Kurt-centric.

Blaine has a bit of fun with his twin Everett before Kurt comes over. Kurt surprises them both when he shows up in a schoolgirl's outfit and mistakes Everett for Blaine. Twincest, cross-dressing, bp!Kurt, threesome. Written for a prompt at the GKM.

"He dabs sweat off of his forehead with a small handkerchief he keeps in his pocket. 'I'm really, really fine.' But his words are slurring, just like they did earlier when he was just waking, and fuzzy spots are swimming in his vision." Sick!Kurt fic.

All you really need to be a monster is a gun and an insane glint in your eye. Warning, contains rape.

AU. When Dave came out to his wife, she left him with the son from her previous marriage. Dave decided to raise Kurt by himself. But when the kid gets older, Dave starts to have feelings he initially tries to ignore. Kinks: incest, daddy!kink, boy!pussy

It's been about five months since Ike Broflovski's death. His brother Kyle is still trying to deal with the fact that Ike is gone.

Phobophobia: Contreltophobia, fear of sexual abuse. A loose memoir. K2

Phobophobia: Enissophobia, fear of having committed an unpardonable sin. "I, Stanley Randall Marsh, am officially the world's biggest douche bag." Style

Phobophobia: Dentaphobia, fear of the dentist. "Rubidium, strontium, yttrium, zirconium, niobium..." K2

Phobophobia: Nosophobia, fear of being sick. Kyle's always sick. Style.

Ever since high school, Kurt and Blaine have always had this thing where they draw a heart on each other's hand. No one else really understands it - but then again, they don't really need to. ONESHOT.

Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle

After the Apple incident Kyle finds himself in a hospital with traumatic memmories. Cartman is constantly harassing him, and his best friend throughout the entire ordeal may just become closer than just a friend. Style and one sided Stendy

Starting with season 1, this will be Kurt Hummel's Facebook experience through every episode, and will end at the end of Season 3. Klaine. R&R? Chapter 47: I Am Unicorn

Everything was normal between Stan, Kyle, and Kenny until Kyle got sick. Now Stan will find out how Kyle really feels about him. Terrible summary! But I couldn't say much more without giving the who story away. Rated M for language. It gets worse later.

Youtube is hit with a video of our favorite countertenor performing. One in which he is not aware of being recorded. And it goes viral fast. Set during Season 2, while Kurt is still at Dalton.

He'd just wanted a magic year and it had all gone so, so wrong. Today was the day that it became overwhelming and nearly swallowed him whole.

In response to a request from somethingfishylike, Finn hears something and think he needs to help. Kurt is in the shower. Finn doesn't think before he acts so I think we all know how this is gonna turn out. R&R

Stan's pretty sure he and Kyle are meant to be together. But after inadvertently breaking Kyle's heart in their senior year, will their relationship ever come to fruition? M for language and possible sexual situations.

"But when you're really upset about something, and you want to talk to someone, whose number do you want to dial first?" Style

Kurt is late for glee club and has just finished putting stuff in his locker when he is jumped by Karofsky. What amazingly unselfish thing will Sue do? how will Blaine react? Will Brittney find her Magical scrunchie? rated T for some blood.

He asks Kurt to share that stupid cupid cookie with him because he knows he'll eat it all himself given the chance. In return, Kurt looks at him with those wide eyes like it was the nicest thing anyone had ever done for him. warning: eating disorders

Blaine convinces Kurt to go skinny dipping. Inspired by Glee's cover of Last Friday Night. Fluffy Klaine. One shot.

Blaine's task was simple: seduce the new kid, get him to fall in love, sleep with him, then dump him like yesterday's garbage.

Kurt/Blaine/Dave/Puck/Finn orgy with loads of kinkiness, rough sex, bondage, spanking and filth that is impossible to summarize because it's just smut.

Finn and Kurt are cleaning out the attic when Kurt comes across an old friend. Finn teases Kurt and Kurt freaks. Upset Kurt, guilty Finn, furious Carole and akward ND guys. Pleas R&R

Kurt's not sure how he's going to explain this to Blaine. He's not sure how Blaine's going to react. "You did what?" Warning- body piercing, pain kink

Sue hates redundancy and Kurt's a brat. He's also, to her chagrin, completely unafraid of her and right now, she kind of wishes he wasn't because it'd be so much easier to be ferocious that way. Instead, she watches how he takes his coffee. Post-Funeral.

The glee girls want to find out more about Blaine Anderson. Kurt won't tell them anything; so they steal his phone. They expected Blaine's number to be his most called contact but it's not, that honour goes to 'Don't Be Stupid'. Suicidal!Kurt.

So many boys in 11th grade at South Park High School are gay that an academic comes to town, looking for answers. Kyle agrees to help him. Slash. COMPLETE.

Chris' life sucks. He's bullied every day for being gay and has big dreams; dreams that can't be accomplished in little Clovis, California. But when a mysterious new technology from the future arrives in the past the government allows one small town, one small class of teenagers, to see their futures, Chris might just see his dreams and if they ever come true.

From the Glee Angst Meme: In a life or death situation, Rachel ducks to hide behind Finn. Kurt, on the other hand, steps in front of him to try and protect him. And Finn starts thinking, wondering what exactly this means. Background est!Klaine, Finnchel.

dark!Blaine. Post-college. Kurt and Blaine are in NYC after Kurt loses his sight from illness. Blaine loves him. Blaine loves controlling him. Blaine loves showing him off. M for sex, language.

Blaine discovers Kurt's hidden talent, and shares a secret of his own. Other themes in later chapters. Short drabbles of fluff. Klaine starting at chapter 8. Requests welcome. Ch. 39 up- Special Birthday

What CrissColfer shippers were hoping went down behind the scenes of the Glee Live 3D! premiere! CrissColfer/Klaine... includes mini warbler!

Finn knew what loss felt like. But he couldn't empathize with the depth of grief Kurt was going through. All Finn could do was try to be that shoulder, that strength, that brother that Kurt didn't know he needed.

Sometimes life isn't fair. Sometimes you do everything right and fate comes and kicks you when you are already down. Kurt's reflection. some Angst, but mostly detached review. cancer!fic companion to All My Favorite Colors

The power's out and all the Warblers have is a single, flickering light that may or may not be a literary metaphor for one Kurt Elizabeth Hummel.

How long does it take to push a person over the edge? Just how much can someone bear before they snap?

On the exterior, everything looks fine. He's just Kyle. But there's more to him then anyone else knows. Rated T for abusive themes.

Kyle's diabetes lands him in hospital. And don't worry, the story's not quite as crap as the summary .

Monfer One-Shot. Chris' mother reveals a dark secret from her son's past that no one was prepared for.

When Kyle finds out his family is moving to Maine, not even his friends can console him. But Kyle soon finds comfort from a very unexpected person: Bebe. This is just a random Kyle/Bebe fluff piece! Rated for language. Enjoy!

From this prompt at the Glee Angst Meme: Blaine unintentionally does something that triggers Kurt hard for when he was sexually assaulted by Karofsky...Kurt freaks out, Blaine is startled, confused, then feels guilty when Kurt explains.

During the summer before junior year, Kyle loses his innocence. When even Stan can't lift his spirits, can Cartman, the boy Kyle hates, be his only chance at salvation? Warnings: Slash, implied rape, self-mutilation, and substance abuse, and some OOCness.

Kurt had never thought that one of the best days of his life would be his return to Lima, Ohio. And when he left, he never thought he'd be bringing a girl home with him. A daddy!Kurt fic, not a straight!Kurt fic.

A conversation with their daughter takes an unexpected twist. Future!Klaine. Daddy!Klaine. Fluff. One shot.

Burt had another heart attack. Warbler Nick, who happened to be at the hospital, see's Kurt upset and calls Blaine, who immediately rushes to comfort his boyfriend. ND don't know Blaine and are surprised when he shows up. One Shot.

"Without orange, all blue does is sit around and mope and write songs about hybrid cars." Stan watches Kyle paint. *Repost because I changed accounts*

His coach had wanted the perfect body. Dalton wanted the perfect grades. His father wanted the perfect son. Blaine wanted the perfect guy. They all wanted him to be perfect. He could do that. Future Puckurt. Warning: Eating disorders, Self Harm.

Kyle and Cartman made a bet. They both lost. Neither trust the other to go through with the forfeit. No slash but nudity and skinny dipping.

Kurt Hummel doesn't have a mother - he only has the memories. A Glee Mother's Day Story

Kurt Hummel is fed up with this thing called life. Sick of feeling so damn numb and broken. Warnings: Self-Harm, Mentions of Eating Disorders, Mental illness, Suicide Attempt.Possible Triggers!

Kurt doesn't like to change in front of people. Blaine wants to know why. Set anytime while Kurt's at Dalton.

The New Directions boys can't believe that Blaine finds Kurt attractive. Blaine explains why he has the hottest boyfriend in existence. Klaine fluff, slash. I thought of this cute little one shot, and figured it would be a good break from all the angst.

"I feel it is my duty as his confident and an artist to document the worst night of his life." Stan discovers Kyle's darkest secret in the form of one of Kenny's sketchbooks. Style, heavy stuff, you've been warned.

A high, persistent beeping interrupts his dreams of summer love and musicals and picnics in the grass until the sun goes down. Warning: Character death

How can you hang on when he doesn't even know you're there? Blaine finds out the true meaning of love when something happens to Kurt.

Silly brief fluff. Sue Sylvester has her own kind of safe sex talk with Blaine. He finds out what happens if he ever hurts Porcelain. Kurt is amused. Blaine is traumatized. Sue is satisfied. K cuz some of her references are to body parts.

AU. OOC!Karofsky. Kurt's got an eating disorder, and the one who used to bully him is the one that probably saved his life. The clueless Glee club feels awful for not noticing. Now multi-chapter!

Kyle Broflovski is tired of his dull, unchanging life. But after he returns from being away from South Park for the summer, things start to spiral out of control, and everything falls apart. Mainly Kyman. Strong language and references to sex.

When Burt has another heart attack, Kurt blames the entire thing on himself and turns to desperate measures. Will his friends be able to pick up the pieces? Trigger Warning: Self Harm. Includes Finn, Blaine, Wes, David, Carole, and Burt.

"I'm gonna tell your mom she's a bigger whore than Mrs. Cartman." "Mmmm." "I'm gonna go get your dad's gun and kill some dolphins." "Sure." "Check my new tattoo, it says 'Stan's Gay for Craig.'" "Okay." "GodDAMMIT!"

Noah teases Kurt with the two words that Kurt dreads most; "Your Mom." Oneshot. Set during 'Preggers'. Pre-slash if you wipe the slushy from your eyes.

Stan has been heartbroken ever since Wendy left him for Token. But now that Wendy and Token have broken up, could this be Stan's chance to regain the girl of his dreams? Or will he chicken out? StanXWendy, KyleXBebe Reviews appreciated!

On his eighteenth birthday, Kurt gets an unexpected gift from his mother.

It's two days before Christmas, seven years in the future, and the Hudson-Hummels are about to descend on Kurt and Blaine's New York apartment for the holidays. But first Blaine has a little proposal to make...

Kenny is anything but conventional; Craig is married. These are issues that are best worked out at the school Christmas pageant, yes/no? For RandomGhostie.

If there's one thing Kurt has learned from life it's that being in control is more important than anything else. Warning: Eating disorder.

The hatred in his heart only increased during the holidays, but Craig was used to disappointment and anger. But for just one year, he didn't want to spend Christmas alone. Cryle. Rape.

Kurt had known ahead of time that mixing McKinley High's Glee club and the Dalton Warblers could potentially turn out very badly. He hadn't thought it could turn fatal.

What if Kurt got appendicitis while at Dalton Academy? And he got really sick because of it? Please read and review! I assure you it is better, I just don't do good with summary's.

That one night. That one confession. That one party. That one kiss. It changed everything. Here I am, holding Bebe's hand; she's pregnant with my baby. Question is, is this a good thing? Two authors, Bebe's and Kyle's point of view.

That one night. That one confession. That one party. That one kiss. It changed everything. Here I am, holding Kyle's hand, pregnant with his baby. Question is, is this a good thing? Two authors, Bebe's and Kyle's point of view

when Kyle is diagnosed with seasonal affective disorder it's up to kenny to make his cute little red head happy again just a little one shot I came up with while dealing with my own winter blues :p

Burt worries that Kurt is a little too similar to his mother. Warnings: Mental illness, forced hospitalization & mentions of suicide.

A look at Kurt's life with Blaine from Finn's perspective. Written based on canon from Special Education.

It was enough of a surprise when Burt and Carole got married. Finn and Kurt were even more surprised when they decided to have a baby, but they never expected how their little sister would change things. Finchel. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.

Re-uploaded. Blaine and Kurt dance around each other. And then they don't. And then it's too late to matter. Blaine/Kurt. Character death.

Kyle is trapped in an abusive relationship, unable to fight back, unable to accept that the man he loves doesn't love him back. Rated M for violence and rape. Please don't flame. I don't like fire.

With LGBT teen suicide at the front of people's minds, Emma decides to have a talk with Kurt. Will assigns the gleeks to find songs about hope or hopelessness. Kurt-centric; Sam/Kurt friendship, possibly more; main disclaimer posted before Chapter 1.

/EXPLICIT LEMON/ Bebe gets jealous over something stupid and Kyle has to clear up the misunderstanding. Characters are much older; enjoy! Kybe

Puck's Juvie sentence gets reduced to community service…that he completes working with the Trevor Project. One night he answers a call that shakes him to his core.

There's a fine line between love and obsession. Cartman/Wendy/Stan love triangle, Kyle/Bebe budding romance, and Kenny, the perverted comic relief character. Based on The Phantom of the Opera.

Kurt remembers exactly how he got his scar. He just wishes he didn't.

Five times Finn pushed Kurt away and one time...Somewhat spoilerish for Grilled Cheesus and a scene from Theatricality is heavily mentioned. Also a future spoiler that may or may not be 'true' is touched on.

A tragic accident leaves Kyle with little memory of his life and the people in it. Every day he must learn everything all over again. It's up to Stan to help Kyle remember who he is, but will Stan be able to cope with the repercussions? Style.

"As long as you continue to stay on your medication everyday, you should be fine." Kurt/Noah friendship. Kurt/Finn bro love. Minor language. Mind the rating.

In some other world, Burt Hummel is the one who died young, leaving his wife to raise Kurt alone. Kurt's life may be very different, but some essentials will never change for a gay kid in a conservative town.

A normal school assembly takes a turn for the worst when a few pictures bring up bad memories. Oneshot. WARNING: Possible triggers.

And that was how I changed the world. Slash. Style.

5 Times Someone Unexpected Helped Kurt With A Panic Attack, and One Time He Helped Someone Unexpected With The Same Thing. Set in the 'Breathe' panic!Kurt universe

After an accident involving Kurt and Karofsky at his dad's auto shop, Kurt faces a long recovery

Wendy has a troubling crush on Kyle. Bebe is not helping. And Stan is being a pissy emo about the whole thing. Oneshot, no real pairing.

After an attack that leaves him shaken Kurt makes his way to Glee Club hoping someone there will know how to help him. WARNING: Character Death. Oneshot. Complete.

When Stan's girlfriend gets bored with sex, she hatches a plan to spice things up. Unfortunately for Stan, this plan involves Kyle. Co-written with kyleisgod! S/W/K

Oneshot. When the Broflovskis arrive in South Park, Sheila and Sharon witness the beginning of a long and beautiful friendship.

Sequel to "Breathe, Kurt" Kurt is learning to deal with his Panic Disorder again, with the help of Finn and Puck. But it's not easy keeping secrets and a harmless prank might ruin everything. Eventual Puck/Kurt

What Bebe doesn't know can't hurt her. Kybe, Style. Drabble-y. slash

Wendy thinks that boys, and their interpersonal relationships, need to be the subject of some serious study. Because, after all, they simply do not make sense.

Cartman and Wendy are debating pornography and all of their friends are caught in the middle. Will the porn war ruin lives and relationships or have sexy results? Het and slash pairings. Multiple pairings. Contains language, sex, and booze.

Five lives Kurt might have led if he was missing one of the sides of his character, and one life he still might have. A box has six sides.

It was a little-known fact that Finn Hudson and Kurt Hummel were best friends in second grade. In fact, both boys nearly forgot about that early friendship, until one fateful day when they stumbled across a box in the attic...

Stan goes through some of the most ridiculous things just to satisfy his curiosity. Style. Rated M for graphic smut!

Kyle isn't looking to spread an illness. It's hard when you're constantly being tackled and embraced in light of a holiday. Style, Oneshot.

Stan peeked at Kyle to see if he had noticed, but the Jewish boy was intent on his work, carefully tracing the interlocking spirals. STYLE. Very short and fluffy.

AU. After losing a football scholarship due to an accident, Stanley Marsh accepts a job as a servant for the town's richest guy: Kyle Broflovski. Eventual Style, collab with eishi.

One shot- Kyle opens up to his little brother on an uncharacteristically quiet night at home.

Kyle doesn't stand a chance...or so he thought.

Kyle begins to develop a crush on Bebe, but she's dating Clyde. That still doesn't stop Kyle from trying to win her heart. Meanwhile, Wendy is scared that she might be pregnant with Stan's child. Why are teenage hormones so difficult to deal with? BxK

Finished editing. Enjoy! Kyle goes to a party hosted by his best friend and gets more than he bargained for. Kyle x Kenny x Stan later Craig x Tweek. WARNING CONTAINS MPREG AND SEXUAL SCENES. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

I didn’t have any bad intentions, taking him to this dance. I just wanted to be happy and maybe for him to be happy too. And I thought he was all for it. But I didn’t see how miserable it was for him until we got to the dance floor. KyBe.

Kyle's hands are constantly shaking, and Stan feels like he is the only one who can see it. Eating disorder, mature content

Kyle has a heart disease. When he has a near fatal attack weird things start to happen to Stan and Kenny. Implied lemon later!

Just five kisses between Kyle and Bebe. R&R

Kyle had always seemed so normal to his friends. But was his life really as easy behind closed doors? No Slash. Sorry for the Crappy description.

If there is one thing I learned from Mr. Garrison, it's that guys don't have babies.""Dude, it's South Park." Mpreg Style

A short one-shot involving Kyle, Kyle's girlfriend, Kyle's dad, underwear, and Hebrew. Kyle/OC. Better than it sounds, trust me. "T. T is for turtle" because teen Kyle has sex...

A story about hitting the quarter-life crisis and why moving in with your super-best doesn't always work so well. In which Kyle is uptight, Stan is a mess, Kenny knows too much and Cartman...is faring better than all of them. Slash. K/K/S triangle.

In a freak accident, which tends to happen a lot in South Park, Bebe and Kyle switch bodies. Chaos ensues. Prepare for friendship, unrequited love, social awkwardness, and literally taking a walk in someone else's shoes. KyBe. You'll like it, trust me.

After his coming out, Stan's parents think life would be safest for their son in San Francisco. But how will he adjust? Stan/Kyle

Cartman wants his Goddamn money! Warnings for violence, non-con frottage, physical restraint, breathplay/suffocation. Both boys are 16

At the beginning of junior year, a couple of weeks after move in, Kyle Broflovski decided that it was probably time he told Stan Marsh that he was gay. This is a study of what happened next. Style.

Cartman has made Kyle a delicious, um, turkey sandwich, but because of some gay thing called 'Passover', Kyle won't eat it. God, Jews are lame.

While Kyle is reading to Ike, the younger Broflovski notices something odd going on with his brother's old hat. It seems that when everything is extraordinary one forgets that the ordinary exists. Oneshot.

Bebe sneaks into Kyle's room one night. A bit cute.

They should be lighting candles... Hanukkah fic with mentions of slash.

Kenny remembers dying Kyle’s hair, he remembers the chemicals, he remembers the reaction. Oneshot. Kenny/Kyle, Stan/Kyle and hints at other pairings.

Kyle has a problem... SLASH.

--"I'm going to kill myself." Stan went to the roof of his apartment building, one determined thought in his mind, and then the redheaded stranger ruined everything. Or maybe he was Stan's savior. "That's tragic, we've only just met." Oneshot Stan/Kyle AU

The Miss Cowbell Pageant, the biggest event in town, is about to start. Being South Park, it will involve crossdressing, whorish little sisters, gender politics, sabotage, and a grand prize of 10,000 dollars. And, of course, Jesus.

What do you mean it broke?" This had to have been a joke, no way he broke the bikini, right? He couldn't be that big... right? Maybe I'll just go see for myself.... Stan X Kyle oneshot. Rated M for "Mmmm, smut."

I can't tell him now. I can't tell him ever. How are you supposed to tell your boyfriend you know his most devastating secret? Mostly Wendy's POV. Style.

Stan comes to a couple of realizations when he sees Kyle playing in a certain... adult movie. SLASH.

The exploits of a lost and confused boy. Style. Oneshot. Rated for language.

Some holes aren't meant to be filled... Oneshot.

Wendy and the others are freshmen in the newly opened Park County High School. Follow them through the angst, drama, romance, and everything else that happens when you're in high school.

Stan finds out he's allergic to wheat, and thus cannot eat his favorite cakes anymore. Kyle, seeing his distress, provides a solution. A Passover fic with a bit of Slash.

Kyle was always torn between his Jewish traditions and his will to be one of us. In the end, traditions won. StanKyle.

BebexKyle onshot. Kyle centric sorta....not very good at summarys here. T for swere and some other stuff, but nothing to bad if you watch south park. Come on.

Stan, being the expert chef that he is, really wants to cook a dinner for Kyle. Kyle's Judaism, however, presents a bit of a problem... StanKyle, of course.

Kyle develops a crush on Stan's sister, Shelley and despite their age difference, they start dating. It seems that Shelley likes him a lot, but who knows? Will Shelley and Kyle last? Rated T for sensuality, coarse language and possible violence.

COMPLETE Due to some great, unfathomable coincidence, Stan and Kyle are paired up on a longterm project – and find that you learn more about your best friend when he thinks you’re a total stranger. [StanKyle, KennyWendy]

Kyle's running away and Kenny's along for the ride. KennyKyle.

He knows he is dying, knows he is not being irrational. He wonders what it's going to be that does him in. A bit of a stroke, a touch of the smallpox?... KyleKenny

It never crossed his mind that a simple confession could kill her... contains Slash.

Courtesy of BroflovskiFan and IBB. A traumatizing incident leaves Kyle in a heap of trouble AND desperate for a change. But that won't be so easy with a super best friend like Stan Marsh. [genfic]

When you've dated a person for seven years and have yet to get beyond second base, do the math. Something just doesn't add up... StanKyle, WendyCartman

In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.

kyle is in the hospital for pnuemonia, but a blood test shows something even more serious. strong friendship, but not much else, r&r pleez.

Sheila Broflovski has the perfect son... mild Slash.

[KyleChristophe] 30 themes, 30 kisses, 30 drabbles and ficlets of ChristopheKyle goodness. M for SPstyle language, not naughtiness. Yet.

The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.

COMPLETED. Cartman's verbal abuse is one thing. Violent Anti-Semitism is another. (SLASH StanKyle).

Kyle's deathbed. Is this really what Cartman wanted?

ChristopheKyle All Christophe wants is for Kyle to live his life, without his mother bossing him around