Human!Perry takes a job as a server at a local restaurant. However, when he waits on an unexpected customer, it turns his whole world upside down. Will Perry be able to get his life back under control? And what is this new threat to Danville? Eventual Perryshmirtz. Mild swearing.

Series of drabbles centered on the crazy things that happen when you're around Milo, friends, and family. With a dash of pistachios and time travel thrown in for good measure.

[AU] Perry and Peter are partners in ghost hunting. They have arrived at the house to scout it out and planned on returning the next day to get rid of the ghost, but ghosts don't wait for anyone. CW: child abuse

One of Heinz Doofenshmirtz arms falls off. Perry helps. Kinda. [CW: mentioned child abuse]

In the event of a blackout due to a malfunctioning -inator, Perry the Platypus comforts Heinz in the only way he can.

WARNING! Do not read this fic. EVER! Gratuitous juvenile crude humour inside. Also bad language, and other sundry naughtiness. Your better off reading something else. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! So don't blame me if you hate it. Further warnings inside. 08/07/2012- The horror is finished. COMPLETE!

Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.

A visit to the drycleaner's leads to a strange revelation. Set briefly after "The Doonkleberry Imperative". Contains spoilers.

Phineas secures some time spent alone with his counterpart, hoping to bring brightness and animation to him. After all, he couldn't truly be his counterpart without those qualities. Phineas/Alt Phineas.

Candace discovers Candroid from when the boys built their brobots, and decides to keep her. Fearing a robot revolution, Phineas and Ferb try to bust her. Doofenshmirtz builds a robotic girlfriend for Norm, and Perry prevents him from thwarting himself.

Request fic. Slight spoilers for ATSD. One-shot. Perry and Doofenshmirtz have a little chat before Dr. D has to have his memory erased. Slight Perryshmirtz.

A tale of redemption and finding yourself. Jks. A Harry Potter/Neopets crossover starring Draco Malfoy the yellow Kacheek, Luna Lovegood the yellow Grarrl, and a brief cameo by OC Slorgsy the Jelly Slorg. Crack/Parody.

What is the cost of freedom? Can a love forged in pain and tempered in sorrow change the world? F Human/M orc romance. Thrall puts in an appearance. Fluffy of sorts. Adventure. Sexual content, violence. My personal fave of my stories. (Tragedy)

Webcomics category? It's an 8-Bit Theater fic, set long after the comic's events and written when the comic still had personality. White Mage has to choose between two men, neither of whom she likes.

LinkMaster Sword smuttishness. 'Nuff said. Vaguely related to Sheik and the Mailbox.