Name : crazycherry

age: not telling you XP

fav. color : blue, black, and green.X3

pick up-line and shut downs

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why i don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to your and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby,what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to th end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =o_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu .

Konan @o.o

Pein o:o

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste these Karin bashings:

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so fat, that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so ugly, even Sasuke couldn't ignore it.
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so ugly, Juugo's curse seal made him run for his life.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'

I think that Karin needs to die. Soon.

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you hate NejiHina copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" copy and paste this into your profile while laughing your head off!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225,crimsonchidori,SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHAERTXOXO,Cherry Bloosom Girl13, XxBirdxOfxHermesxX,crazycherry459

If you are an Itachi fangirl and just cannot hold it in copy this on your profile.

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ANBU TATTOO!!

ANBU ARE COOL,CREEPY,AND SNEEKY AT THE SAME TIME!!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

Naruto Quiz time! Put your favorite 12 characters in in no order at all XD

1. Sakura

2. Kisame

3. Naruto

4. ITACHI

5. shino

6. TOBI

7. MADARA

8. ZETSU

9. PEIN

10. SHIKAMARU

11. NEJI

12. KAKUZU

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No. But maybe I well.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

he's smokin hot. XD With his black eyes that turn red.XP

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

O.o

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Hmm yep I read some peinsaku fics. Really good if you ask me.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

poor tobi would be died before the hour was over.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

5/10 With 1 to. Threesome!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

Walk right back out. Never saw anything.

8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.

Naruto and shikamaru plan on how to scare Sakura.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

YES. ZETSUXSAKURA!!!! :D

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

The loss

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

yep

13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?

yep

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Sure why not

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

TROUBLESOME WOMEN

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

start again by red

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning has lemon.

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

umm hey baby whats your sigh? maybe i dont knowO.o

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

He would not know what to say because he dint even know about it, and is to shocked to

say anything.

20) How emo is Seven?

NO hes not emo but he is hot!!!

(·.·).I.(·.·)
(·.··. .·;Love·..··.·)
·..· Akastuki ·.
·.(· Forever·)..·.• •..• •..• •..•

AKASTUKI_RULES_ _

Sasuke- Parrot (BAHAHAHA! That explains so much!)

Itachi- Weasel (So that explains the eye line thingys)

Sakura- Cherry Blossom (Not really creative.)

Kisame- Demon Shark (Really?)

Zetsu- weed (if this surpises you, then your dumber then i thought...)

Sasori- Scorpion (I wonder why?)

Kiba- Fang (What gave it away?)

Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Yeah, I'll have Naruto for lunch.)

Deidara- Mud (SON OF A !!) or Day Flaw (...)

Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (Makes sense if you think 'bout it!)

Hidan- Bandit gang (No duh, Sherlock.)

Pein- Priss (if you fell for that then your a noob!) Pain

Hinata- Sunflower (Awww, how sweet.)

Shikamaru- Deer (I don't like deers anymore! Poor Hidan...)

Ino- Boar (she's a freaking pig after all!)

Tobi- Good Boy (Not true but he is!)

Zabuza- Cuts Once (Interesting... Is it because of the huge sword or the shark teeth?)

Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh the iorny!)

Neji- Screw (So when i'm saying 'Neji You' i'm really sayig 'Screw You'!)

Copy and paste this if you want to be more smartterer! And add another name to it till there's none lef

I got this from Dark Angel Princess Sarah

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