Hello everyone!!

Welcome to my FanFiction profile :D I am a huge (and I mean huge) NCIS fan! Definitely by far the best show in the world! I was introduced to it by a friend, and have since watched EVERY epidode 5 times! My favourite ship has to be TIVA (although nothing is inevitable, they are!).

A little bit about myself: I am 15 years old and I live in the UK. My best friends areTivaBelieva.x.x.x and keetaforever (I love you guys!). I am currently doing my GCSE's. I love reading, and some of my favourite books are: The Nought and Crosses series, My Sister's keeper and other books by Jodi Picoult, The Hunger Games, The Long walk, The Kite Runner, A Thousand Splendid Suns and the Princess Diaries series!

You should also know that I have a severe disorder - OTA. This stands for Obsessive Tiva Addiction. If you think you may have it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love Dobby, copy and paste this to your profile. (I know that's Harry Potter and not NCIS, but Dobby's adorable)!

Couples I ship

NCIS: TIVA, MCABBY, JIBBS, MIBBS, SHIBBS

HUNGER GAMES: KALE (for the first two books), KEETA (for the last book), Finnick/Annie

FRIENDS: Phoebe/Joey, Rachel/Ross, Monica/Chandler

TIVA FOREVER

-Because he said he couldn't live without her.
-Because he said "Probie" with love."
-Because he risked his life to go save her.
-Because he lied about his knee.
-Because he said she was priceless.
-Because he calls her my ninja.
-Becasue he still calls her Sweet Cheeks.
-Becasue he said "Handle with care, contents priceless."

-Because she gets jealous everytime he has a date.
-Because she kissed him first in Undercovers.
-Because she told him to save himself and let her die.
-Because she let him share a bed with her in Jetlag.
-Because she told Nora "no" too quickly.
-Because she still calls him Hairy Butt.
-Because she will give him "anything he wants".
-Because she tried to protect him from that bomb
-Because she asked "If he liked what he saw."

-Because they were really under covers together.
-Because they always have each other's backs.
-Because there was no couch in Paris.
-Because they screw all of Gibbs' rules.
-Because they are in love.

Ziva: Tony, WHY are you here?
Tony: Couldn't live without you, I guess.

Ducky: Well, why do you monitor Tony?
Ziva: I don't monitor Tony.
Ducky: Yes, you do, my a mother with a toddler.
Ziva: That's a good description.
Ducky: Or a woman with a wayward lover

Ziva: Do you ever think about Soulmates?
Tony: They were on Decker, right? Sort of a disco thing? Sing a few bars, I'll get it.
Ziva: You'll never get it.

Tony: I'm tired of pretending.
Ziva: So am I.

Tony: [holding a letter] You ever lied to someone you love?
Ziva: [pauses] yes.
Tony: Did they ever forgive you?
Ziva: They never found out.

Ziva: What?
Tony: You don't look so bad. McGee said you were a wreck.
[Goes to touch Ziva's head, but she slams his hand down on the desk] I was just gonna tussle your hair. Sometimes it makes you smile.
Ziva: Sorry.

Ziva [to Abby: They're sharing a room?
Tony: We're not exactly sharing a room.
Ziva: Either they're sharing a room, or they're not sharing a room, I don't see what's so exact or not exact about it.

Tony: Hey, listen, if this thing goes off, I just want you to know...
Ziva: This is not your fault, Tony.
Tony: Uh, no, I was going to say your life would have had more meaning if you would have slept with me.
Ziva: If you had anything else on your mind, perhaps I would have.
Tony: Really?
Ziva: No.

Tony: Come'on! What'd 'ya think? Rate it!
Ziva: Fine...A two.
Tony: A two? A two?!

Ziva: I took off three points for excessive hair.
Tony: I don't have...That's a five. (smiles)
Ziva (laughs): If you shave.

It speaks for itself...

Gibbs: Rule Eleven.
Tony: I'd never date a co-worker boss, how could you... That's 12.

The song everyone should know and sing:

Jingle bells,
EJ smells,
Tiva all the way,
Ray should die,
I won't cry,
I'll laugh all day, hey!

NCIS proverbs (I love these!):

1. If you leave the door open, the iguana might come in
2. Never mess with silver haired snipers
3. Some people are born great, some people have greatness thrust upon them...and some people are DiNozzo
4. Human lie detectors come in nice packages, silver wrapping and are called Gibbs
5. Opportunity is often missed because it is dressed in overalls and looks like hard work. Tony's talent is often missed because it is dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and looks like fun
6. Ask not what the boat in the basement does for you, but what you can do for the boat in the basement
7. When in doubt, try the internet
8. Do not bite the hand that feeds you, but be wary of the ones who touch your coffee.
9. He who touches Gibbs' coffee is he who no longer has a right hand.
10. He who takes Abby's Caf-Pow! has dissappeared without a trace.
11. When even the greatest ninja is challenged by a Ziva, he should run.
12. The great man never runs from a fight. Unless, of course, it's Ziva challenging you. Then, you should run like hell.
13. Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you are DiNozzo. Then it's just a drug.
14. He who challenges Ziva to a duel is he who has a death wish.
15. Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and...OH MY GOD! THERE'S AN IGUANA IN MY BED!!!

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.

2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Friday night (I live in the UK) when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.

3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)

4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.

5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"

6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.

7. You wish FX would put more than just two episodes a night on.

8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.

9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.

10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.

11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.

12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."

13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it (VERY VERY TRUE FOR ME!)

14. You use the term Hinky.

15. You find yourself singing Tony's undercover song at odd times.

When all your friends said they 'hated' NCIS.. a day later "OMG! NCIS is SOO GOOD!!" your work here is done. I have officially converted two of my friends. I am on a secret mission to convert the rest.

Thanks for visiting my profile!

Have a good day :D