My life is more of nightmare than a dream. I hate my red eyes and I hate how the world shuns me because of them. Can she be the one to accept me for who I really am? What exactly am I?

In which Jet's a stalker, Sokka's suspicious, and Zuko just wants to make it through the day without murdering anyone. Welcome to the Jasmine Dragon. Zukka, Jetko.

"I turned my head away sharply, feeling like a tongue of fire licked my back. How damn arrogant he was, more so than any boy I had ever known. The arrogance of a grown up, deliberate and hurtful like thin needles prickling my skin every time he spoke." FINAL CHAPTER UP

Love's never easy as it is, but it's twice as hard when you're separated by life and death. RoyEd

AU. When Mikan Sakura first met Natsume Hyuuga, she tried to punch him on the nose! A week later, they were engaged. [Revising January 2018]

AU. In which Mikan, Natsume, Ruka, and Hotaru meet and save each other. Caution: rape, abuse, self-mutilation, and bullying. Rated M for language and content.

Transfer student and avid writer Mikan Sakura has been telling everyone she's fine. Natsume Hyuuga was the one who had the guts to call bullshit. For it takes a liar to know one. A story about two teenagers proving that it's okay to lose your way at some point in your life as long as you find your way back.

Mikan Sakura's friends force her to go to a concert performed by the current hottest boy band, Raven Intensity. When she put her headphones in and took her book out she didn't know her life would be changed forever. After all, who knew such a little thing could result in such a big outcome? 2017 update: This story has been discontinued. Read the last chapter for further explanation

Edward Elric has been put on his stupidest assignment yet: babysitting. Everyone else calls it undercover work. To Ed, it's babysitting. But there's more to this assignment than what's on file... FMAHP crossover, DxHr. please review! Chapter 41 FINALLY UP. CURRENTLY BEING REPOSTED WITH EDITS TO AO3

Mikan Sakura, strong, real, & beautiful, is an ex-maid who is hungry for revenge. Natsume Hyuuga, rich, arrogant & handsome, just cut-off some of the maids in his mansion. What happens if someone's mistake had them locked in the Hyuuga Manor for a month?

Mai's parents arrange a marriage for her. The first problem is that she's been dead for fifteen years, and the second is that her husband isn't who anyone is expecting.

Nearly a year after becoming Fire Lord, Zuko desperately needs a break. A vacation with the gaang seems to be just the thing he's looking for, until the reality doesn't quite live up to expectations. He finds a way to break away for some fishing and hunting with Sokka, and ends up getting more than he bargained for. Sokka/Zuko slash.

Sixteen year old Roy Mustang is too fascinated with Edward Elric for his own good. Ed is trying to live a normal life in a time that isn't his own. And the small changes that have been made are growing......

He's rude, crude, mystereous and all of the girls love him. But there is something more to him than meets the eye. Meet Professor Elric. HPxFMA crossover

Principal Roy Mustang finds himself strangely drawn to the school's newest student, a quiet social outcast with a metal arm and leg...

She was meant to be a child bride and he was meant to drown in that fish pond. They both have horrible childhoods and face unsteady futures that are filled with broken glass and rusted nails. (or: how they connect over and over again.) AU (rated for abuse, cutting and suicide attempt.)

Roy is a gifted, but vain alchemist, who refuses to share his secrets, and was curse because of it. Edward is the odd one out in his new town; he is as intelligent as he is handsome. Is it fate that draws them together? Or something else? RoyXEd

Mustang is forced to decide on the best way to cope with Edward's broken, tortured mind; his first task is to decipher why Ed will stop at nothing to escape his custody when the weather turns foul.

After waiting for so long, Zuko at long last has some time with his Mother, but things can never be how they once were. Rated M for content.

An annual sacrifice made to the loathsome creatures in a bid to abate them tears a friendship apart, but inadvertently puts it back together again. Not only that, but it may have strengthened the bonds, allowing for something more to slip between the seams. EreMin, and rated for later chapters. AU, but still involves Titans and many other canon things, like the walls and military.

Crackfic parody. Ed is constantly drunk, and Al is generally depressed. Yet both persevere in their quest to restore their bodies through the legendary Internet, a mythical power said to hold unimaginable forces. However, a hidden, stupid evil awaits...

Smuff-ish (smut and fluff) oneshot. Zuko/Sokka. SLASH. Sokka goes looking for Zuko, talking ensues (lots and LOTS of talking, in fact, it's ONLY talking), and implied sexytimes. (Seriously, dialogue. So much dialogue.)

Edward's screams tore through the crisp air as his blood was turned black. The madness devoured him whole, body and mind, and he soon fell into the growing night. With only Roy to turn to, will Edward ever see the light of Dawn? Or will he be forced to forever wander in the Dusk? Parental!Royed, A tragedy of father and son.

"Let me start out by saying that I usually don't endanger my life by jacking off to a sleeping Sesshomaru." - InuyashaT. Inuyasha has always held a strong attraction to sleeping males so when he walks in on his slumbering older brother, he homes no responsibility for his indecent actions. However, Sesshomaru does. AU, YAOI, INCEST. *Completed*

When a fire nation warship that holds Zukko and Sokka explodes, the two are force to survive in the icy tundra of the northern water tribe; while trying to not kill each other over past grudges. [Zuko, Sokka], Slash, Yaoi, Zukka.

After the Agni Kai, Zuko felt betrayed by his father and lashed out... and ended up in the Boiling Rock. Enter Sokka, looking for his father and getting a culture clash as well. Eventual Sokka/Zuko.

02. AU. When Hotaru decided to go to Tokyo to study in the same school where her idol goes to, Mikan made a decision to follow her. On her trip, she met a lad. What she didn't know was that their short trip together would be the start of her grand adventure. Revised

"I like to pay attention in school and you don't even go. I like science and you like creativity. I like to say what I feel while you tend to keep it all in. Yet we're still best friends." [High School AU][Nezushi]

Shion won't smile properly with his braces and Nezumi notices. Middle School AU. [Nezushi]

Sokka goes off alone in the cave and finds the story of Oma and Shu. Who does Sokka think of in the darkness? This is a yaoi story, no like? no read. Simple enough.

Shion has been having nightmares and one cold winter night, Nezumi finally stops trying to ignore it. [Nezushi]

Waking up the morning after the night before, all Zuko wishes is to remember.

Escaping from a prison together can cause the most unlikely of friendships to form. Sokka and Zuko come from vastly different worlds, but there's still plenty that they've got in common: from swords to families, and everything in between. [Dialogue-only]

Wilson is so lonely that he fakes mental illness to get into Mayfield with House, but both men are quickly overwhelmed by the consequences.

Shion likes Nezumi. A lot. Maybe even a little too much. AU. Oneshot. NezuShi. More inside. Review!

AU. A Cinderella Story with a GA twist. In a world of alice-wielders, Mikan Sakura lived an ordinary life under the abuse of her step-family. But a mysterious crimson-eyed boy suddenly appeared and dragged her to a life of danger, adventure, and… love.

In an AU Nezumi is a third year who goes to a rich boys school where he aimlessly waits for when he can leave. When he meets a mysterious boy with red eyes named Shion he thinks, maybe, he has something to look forward to everyday. Rated M for yaoi (malexmale) and cussing. Expect smut in later chapters.

Is it wrong to love someone? If that person is half your age? If that person is the same sex as you? If you love them with all your heart and would die for them? When everyone is against your very being, how do you exist as two, or even as one? Told from Roy's perspective, how he and Ed fell in love,facing the generally homophobic opinions of Amestris. With Violence sex & swearing.

A drabble series which describes the relationship of the Fire Nation Prince and the Water Tribe peasant episode by episode. Eventually Zukka slash. Rated T for future chapters.

What would happen if Edward Elric, instead of ending up in Germany, ended up in the Wizarding world?

Shortly after the Promised day, Edward Elric receives an unexpected assignment. The recently war torn country makes new ties with England, and the young alchemist becomes an undercover student with the charge of protecting a troublesome Boy-Who-Lived. R&R

Sokka and Zuko find that their odd friendship has unanticipated consequences, and both make choices that will effect one another and the new world order.

I used to belive in fairytales, but that all ended when my parents died that night.

There are a couple of universal constants. Real simple things, things that everyone knows without thinking too much about it, things that people know without having to be taught, things that are just accepted. The sky is blue. Trees are tall. Humanity is encaged behind walls for their own safety. And, of course, Armin and Eren touch way too much. Armin/Eren from Connie's POV

Wilson holds up the main lobby while delirious.

Zuko and Sokka undertake a straightforward reconnaissance of a Fire Nation village, but unlikely revelations lurk within the walls.

Truth has cruelly tricked Edward during the promised day, what has Ed mistakenly chosen after being coerced into the wrong decision? Why do people here believe alchemy to be dead and him to be strange? T for safety.

Edward Elric joined a gang, giving up his life and innocence for his family. Roy Mustang is the Student Council President and must submit to the image placed upon him. If they want to be together, they will have to overcome the chains that bind them. -On Hiatus-

Set after episode 3:12, "The Western Air Temple." The gaang hones their skills playing a game of Hide and Seek, during which Zuko finds that he and Sokka make a surprising effective team.

Hakoda witnesses an unusual phenomenon. The gaang has a sleepover and Sokka manages to reforge bonds between the four nations while he's unconscious.

Ed could untie knots in the fifth and sixth dimensions blindfolded. He could convince the military he fell through a rabbit-hole, and even stop a Drachman invasion (with a little help), but he can't seem to avoid dating Roy Mustang (which is maybe okay). But here's hoping they can collar a General trying to trigger a three-way war before he destroys the world. 2003 Anime/Movie AU.

Edward finds a way to get Alphonse back to his human body, but after the effects in a fight with the homunculi, will Alphonse feel responsible for what happens to Ed-- how will Roy and the rest of the military react to an Ed without a voice? RoyxEd

After he broke her heart, she became a world famous singer. They were seperated for a year, and tried to forget about each other. One day, he came back for her, but will she forgive him? NxM Read and Review, please! :D

Nezumi returns to the apartment and insists Shion cuts his hair for reasons unknown. Adorable fluff ensues, just oneshot for now.

#11, Five Things part one: five things that drive Natsume crazy.

Try to save a drowning man, and you'll just get pulled in yourself. Isn't that right? yeah; trilogy. In which Zuko is too loyal, Sokka is too clever, and the Avatar has too much mercy to bear.

It must be acknowledged that none of this was their idea, and that yes, they'll try to be friends, but everything else that everyone expects is more than likely not going to happen. Really. Sokka, Zuko, and a betrothal. AU in the same universe, expanded.

Living in Alaska is difficult for recent college graduate Shion, especially considering his degree's emphasis in... plants. But when he stumbles into a job as an ice road trucker and finds himself partnered with a grey-eyed man named Nezumi, Shion decides maybe Alaska isn't too bad after all. Nezushi, Trucker AU

AU. The boy comes in with the flash of lightning and changes Shion's life...now if only Shion could make others believe that he really exists. Slightly angsty NezuShi oneshot.

Scythe Meister Maka has finally achieved her goal in making her partner, Soul Eater, into a Death Scythe, and as a reward, Lord Death organises a leaving prom for the two, but afterwards, Soul and Maka have to make the difficult decision about what the future lies ahead of them.

Oil and water don't mix. Neither should magic and alchemy. But they do, as Edward Elric finds himself in London and then ends up at Hogwarts, where more plots begin. Unfortunately, he's the only one who knows that Mustang's life is in danger. No pairings.

It's uncomfortable in unexpected and downright surprising ways when Aang lets Zuko join the group at the Western Air Temple, and they might have to face their own personal demons, and maybe help each other along the way as they work to create a peaceful new world. For Zukaang week 2013.

Trisha can't understand; she's terrified, but she has to stay calm. Her boys are gone, replaced by her sons from the future...and something, she knows, is terribly wrong.

After the Promised Day, Ed is turned into what he never dreamed of becoming. And when he goes to Hogwarts, it is not to search for the Philosopher's Stone, not to regain his humanity, and not to return to his home. EdWin in the end

Our everyday choices and decisions can change everything. What happens when a parent's decision forces Winry Rockbell into a boarding school dubbed Amestris Academy and rational thinking goes awry due to raging teenage hormones? AU EdWin, Royai, HavBec, MaesXGracia, AlMei, LingFan, FureyXSheska

An unforgivable love, strong enough to destroy. Even when bound to another, their desires could not resist each other. Elricest AU.

Promise Day. Edward brought Alphonse back from the gate and the first thing Alphonse did was kiss him in front of everyone. Elricest, fluff.

Mid-season one Zuko and Sokka are trapped in a hole by corrupt Earth Kingdom soldiers and have to work together to get out. Only problem is, they're feeling less than cooperative. ...Especially Zuko. "Make no mistake, Water Tribe; the enemy of my enemy is still my enemy." [should be canon-compliant, if you squint]

When Mikan turns up at Gakuen Alice, Hotaru notices her change in personality. She wants to find out why, along with another certain somebody with crimson eyes. However, the truth is not what they expected and leads to the death of someone they both love. ON HIATUS

Mikan Sakura is a new student at Gakuen Alice. She has the nullification, stealing and inserting alice. She is very quiet and hardly talks. Why? Well, Natsume's not the only one living in the darkness. Please read and review! -on hiatus- (I don't know how to continue)

The Royalty made a law that ladies aged 16 & 17 must attend the Academy. It was made intentionally for the Prince to pick the lady he would like to be her queen.Today, destiny has again made its way to open once again the school grounds.WARNING:OOCness

A conversation in the marketplace horrifies two and gives great satisfaction to another. Toph/Iroh. Pure, complete, absolute, utter crack.

Mikan Sakura: This is more awkward than the time I went to the boys' bathroom and no one noticed that I was a girl... NxM Facebook drabbles

They betrayed her and he broke her heart. She realized that in life, she always has an option to choose. Will her hatred lead her to something she might regret, or she's going to give someone a chance to heal and fix her broken heart? Read and Review!

Deep into the end of summer, they lost everything when they lost the war. But this is a second life and a second chance, even if it doesn't seem to be the right one. Sokka swears he'll find Zuko. Sokka/Zuko.

Elite: n, persons of the highest class That's what they were and unfortunately, some would do anything to get there, including pulling the rest of them down. In a world where lies were more important than the truth, you better choose wisely. NXM

No intelligence report came. Sokka and Katara are in the dark about The where abouts oftheir father- a fact that Sokka seeks to ignore. Maybe the exiled prince of the Fire Nation is the perfect distraction. Que awkward friendship... Thing... Sokka finds Zuko in Ba Sing Se instead of Katara

HP/FMA - Despite warnings, Icarus flew too close to the sun, melting his wax wings and plummeting him into the sea where no one noticed. However, unlike Icarus, Ed would not give up; if he could not fly, then half-drowned, he would walk.

The summer before they lose the war, Sokka takes people diving. Sokka/Zuko, Gaang.

If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares into you. A single blight causes a change in his future, and as he delves into the darker parts of his mind, he finds that light is found in the most mundane of places. / E/W. H/Hr. AU-ish.

REWRITTEN! Devastated and broken at the loss of his brother, Edward finds comfort in the oddest places: dreams of a teenage witch in a alternate dimension. Hermionie is fascinated by her dreams of a golden haired boy and his adventures. Fate plans they meet.

Two-Shot. His mother is gone. His uncle is missing. And Zuko runs for his very life.

When Edward and Alphonse receive a letter telling them they're enrolled in a Magic School, they're skeptical at first. They soon learn, however, that magic is very real, and one important question arises: Have Ed and Al been here before?

Amu walked home from school, while on the way, gets raped. Then a mysterious and hot blue hair saves her. After being rescued, Amu gets to know Ikuto. But he has a shocking secret. Rater M for later chapters, but you know you wanna read it! ;D

I, Mikan Sakura, has never told a secret in my whole life - well until an alarming situation triggers my mouth, causing me to spill every little dirt to a total stranger! Well, he WAS a stranger...before I actually found out he was my BOSS! OH, GREAT. MxN

He was not nearly awake enough for all of this.

It had been so warm. So comforting - not like when Winry kissed him earlier, or anything else he's ever felt before. Yet, now that he's gone and done it, Alphonse's brain has begun to work again. And he cannot help but worry that Edward won't look at him the same anymore.

They were a bit big on him, but overall, Shion thought he looked damn good in Nezumi's clothes.

In order to fully understand a man, you must first walk a mile in his shoes. Sokka and Zuko are going to find that out the hard way.

Going undercover in a town is hard; being undercover in a school is even harder. How does a teen that grew up to fast deal with a family environment and school without blowing his cover?

Edward's life has been stuck in a constant downward spiral. Bedridden for two weeks is not high on his to-do list, and definitely not while having to train a young alchemist who thinks Ed is some kind of messiah. Brotherhood Centric, EdxRoy

I thought the dull aching was something other than my demise. As it turned out, I was sorely mistaken. Perhaps I should listen to Alphonse more; maybe then there wouldn't be another bloody tragedy that would, inevitably, end it all. For good.

#1. There is a new student coming to Gakuen Alice. She's the average caring beauty. Though, she has secrets in which she prefers to be kept a secret. Along with her presence, she brings along trouble, fun and memories to be remembered forever.

So what if it happened in High School? So what if he broke you heart, if you still love him, I don't think it would be going away anytime soon. So, go after him. If you break your heart yet again, then you learn. That's what love is all about.

This is another little bit of Elricest fluff. Enjoy! Read and Review, please!

These are some fluffy moments between Ed and Al, and yes is it Elricest. A wrong couple, but a couple that is cute nonetheless. Read and Review, please! Just some mild fluff. :D

It's strange, Edward thought numbly, standing on top of a building like this… rated for suicidal themes. RoyxEd One-shot

While in Xing, Al receives a letter from his brother. Is it a list of needed supplies, or something more? Post 108, Elricest.

Roy takes the shortcut home and stumbles across a catboy...

Edward and Roy accidentally meet up at a laundromat, and both are embarrassed out of their minds. Are their true reasons for coming to the laundromat similar? Sequel to "Broke it in Half" RoyxEd contains body pillows...

Parody of Adele's "Set Fire to the Rain", with entirely new lyrics. Roy Mustang knows that you can't get a spark with damp gloves. he's just sick of everyone else pointing it out. So he rants and raves to the tune of Adele. Read for the sake of parody!

After an assassination attempt on Edward Elric's life, Roy Mustang suspects foul play in the military and gets far more than he or Ed bargained for after a threat to the military and their lives is unraveled. No Yaoi. Some Parental Roy/Ed.

My name is Edward Elric. I am fifteen years old. I am in the Hunger Games, and I am going to win.

Edward doesn't know why his life is so confusing. Either he's crazy or everyone around him has problems they need to address. He can't tell which way is normal. Maybe there is no normal. Or maybe he just lives in a world all his own.

Roy was just about to say 'and you fight like a little kid. You even look like one' but then… Ed happened to press his flesh knee in Roy's crotch and before Roy could even realize, he was letting out a very different moan. Ed froze. Roy froze. RoyEd

And then Al saw it. On the coach. There was a pair of white gloves. Shorter than Ed's owns. And there were a familiar sign on them. They were Colonel Mustang's cloves. His clothes, all over their living-room.

Burying his feelings for Colonel Mustang, they grow out of control until Edward hears something he simply cannot stand. He decides, no matter what, to stop it. EdxMustang. Drag.

She would wait for Roy for as long as he needed, but that didn't mean Riza couldn't do something in the meantime… Riza Hawkeye turns thirty. Horror ensues. Post-series. Manga as canon. Parental!RizaxElrics

Mikan is a fourteen year old girl who loves singing and playing musical instruments. One day her mum enrols her at the elite school- Academy Alice.

It's funny - almost a year now, and Mustang never even thought to ask. Does Roy Mustang know what Al really looks like? My personal take on how he might have found out.

Mikan and Natsume are siblings and in love! How did this happen! Find out the truth and much more! Please read! My first fanfic! I hope you like it!

In which Truth is really mean: "Your return ticket, of course," Truth favored him with a toothy grin, "You want to get home? Fix the flow. Rectify the error. Remove the anomaly." UP FOR ADOPTION.

"I'm different than you, but it doesn't mean that it makes me any less of a person." Roy Mustang, esteemed Flame Alchemist and military Colonel, falls for a hot-tempered blond gypsy woman in the middle of a racial separation. AU. Roy/Fem!Ed. HIATUS.

A year after Zuko's coronation, the gang meets up and Zuko is glad to be with his friends again. However, it isn't long before Sokka discovers an assassination plot on Zuko's life. Can he save Zuko before the plan goes into action? Sokka/Zuko fluff

Al finds out in a hotel room in Xing, sick and silent over the words of a telegram as the delivery boy waits stock-still and smiling for his tip. But that isn't the first time that he feels it.

This helps me blow off steam... hope you enjoy!

"Would you stop calling!" I shouted at him. "Polka," His voice seemed to be pleading. "No, Natsume. We're done," I hang up.

Edward is being physically abused by his father, and noone, not even alphonse, knows about it. His life turns into a living Hell. EdXWin AU rated T for violence, language. This story is AMAZING! sadly I didn't write it Enjoy!

A misunderstood message leads to Koko's nose's almost-demise. He could never forget the day he tortured the Black Cat into partial insanity for knowing Mikan's thoughts when she had said things that shook Natsume's nerves of steel. Nope. Not really.

A secret program is formed in the military, designed to create perfect assassins. Soldiers are kidnapped right under their superiors' noses, brainwashed, and drugged. Due to superior genetics and ablilities, Edward is top choice for this program. AU.

Shion's curiosity about music leads to a piano lesson, more or less. Nezumi/Shion.

"I do not belong here," says the handsome stranger. "Please remember that." / three parts. Semi-AU. Author's Note with additional info at the end.

...Don't ask. No, seriously. Just - just DON'T ASK. ... /parody-fic/ /OC-bashing/

It was suppose to be a nice summer trip, but it turned out all wrong. Amu wasn't suppose to be left behind, she wasn't suppose to be searching around Japan for her friends, and she really wasn't suppose to get picked up by Ikuto on the side of the road.

Honest to god, Roy Mustang had no idea he would be so attracted to the maid with golden eyes. Girl!EdRoy. Oneshot.

Ling comes to a realization about Edward, and has to share.

Two years ago, Mikan Sakura mysteriously transferred out of Gakuen Alice. But who is this little girl they spotted and why does she look exactly like her? "Natsume, is something wrong? You look like you've just seen a ghost." NM & some HR

His sanity is crumbling away, but then, so is the entire wizarding world.

Because often the best things in life happen at night. #5: A conversation in the middle of the night between Natsume and Ruka, in which speaks of Mikan and what he truly thinks of her.

"You want to know why you can't find a scrap of information about me? Try because according to the rest of the world I died seven years ago and the government doesn't acknowledge my existence." R&R

Everything that you think that you know about Mikan Sakura is a lie. She is not sweet, she is not happy, and she is most certainly not stupid. "You people are so easily fooled by a little smile... Or maybe you just didn't want to see the truth." R&R

They were so similar. So similar that they knew they weren't meant for each other. She wasn't a rose meant to be red after all. She was a violet, and violets were always meant to be blue.

"I think I like men. Um. To sleep with men." Ed's homosexuality and papa!Roy's utter straight-as-an-arrow cluelessness explored.

Resembool decieves the world with careful placement of distractions, so that perhaps the unworthy would be blind to the truth. For Oct. 3.

Songfic. "No one to kiss it better, no one to sing a song that somehow made everything seem so far away. So Edward started to sing instead." NOT yaoi.

An owl perches itself on a window ledge in Germany; and that owl is the beginning to whole new journey for the Elrics. Although, things turn when Voldemort discovers this little country called Amestris... Possible EdxHermione and AlxLuna

Mikan really loves magic. When magicians came to their place, she was chosen to do the disappearing trick. But then, was kidnapped after that. The two magicians are criminals! /rukaXmikanXnatsume/

A Mary Sue comeuppance fic. Her story ended, but with the camera accidentally still rolling, her "epilogue" will not be pretty. Stupid humor ahead.

/I couldn't move. I couldn't breath, I couldn't talk…and I wouldn't. He was lying. The Colonel was simply lying./ WARNING: Possible yaoi, Elricest. Don't like, don't read. Or you can review, that'd be amusing. Discontinued until further notice, I apologize.

"A favor. Simple enough, yes? Generous, even," Truth said, "I will take nothing more from you, save... time. There are other worlds that need saving." FMAxHP. Brotherhood/Manga. OoTP. Rated for language and violence.

Natsume and Mikan are Japan's greatest assassins who were forced to marry due to their grandfather's deal ages ago. They didn't know that they are both assassins. And they both didn't know that they are already falling for each other. MxN Rx?

Ed slammed his fists on the table. "We will get to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, dammit, and we will take the Philosopher's Stone and get our bodies back!"

When Nodacchi returns from time-travels, the news he brings will shock the Academy. Especially one pupil, who will bear the responsibility of plunging into a dark game, to save the school. But in the end, it's all a race. It's all just a matter of time...

There are various methods by which Roy and Riza keep life... exciting.

Gang member Natsume Hyuuga never lost. Runaway Mikan Sakura never loved. Until she gave him something to fear losing, and he gave her something to fear loving.

"He didn't even want to think that suicide was on the young boy's mind. He was barely fifteen years old. But right now, seeing those bright red gashes across his milky white wrists, it was a very real possibility." REDONE

Al is newly human, and craves physical contact. When Ed obliges him, it leads to an embarrassing predicament. Elricest.

"I hate everything about you." Five words. "I... I hate you too, Natsume." And so the first domino in a long line fell… "Good." For better or for worse only time would tell… He never did see the tears streaming down her face as he walked away...

Because no matter how hard one might try, they'll never be invincible. R&R

Roy thought he knew everything he needed to about the youngest member of his team. On a trip to Risembool, he discovers there's more to Fullmetal than he thought and finally comes to understand Edward Elric. Genfic

AU. Amu come from a hard life. during the summer while her friends are away she finds herself bored with nothing to do, until she meets Ikuto, who later turns out to be her new teacher. Will they be able to keep their relationship going even if ...?

Twoshot. The one thing tying down Al's soul is the blood seal on his back. It's his one connection to reality, the medium that binds soul, blood, and iron. So when Ed touches the seal...he touches the soul.

AU; Ruka knew that it would be a bad idea to let his lover stay with him for spring break– especially when his mother had no clue that they were dating. Oh, the embarrassment of it all. Yaoi.

Ron decides to show off his beautifully muscular self. Ed and Al decide to make him look like a pansy. — Annie&Laura.

They walk amongst us, They look like us. But They hate us. Sins, Homunculi, abominations... What happens though when two of them abandon all the sins uphold. This is Sathreal's story Sins in disguise. I have adopted it.

Roy is surprised when Edward is quiet during sex. Ed is surprised when Mustang isn't. First in the Communication series.

After recieving her second letter from outside GA in two years, Mikan Sakura is very excited. But as she opens the envelope, her 12 year-old world is turned upside-down. What is this sudden news? See first chapter inside for full summary. Please R R. :

Mikan Sakura is living in a war torn world, where an evil dictator is in power, having locked away Mikan's alices. Every one she has trusted is dead. Now Mikan has one choice: she has to go back in time to defeat the evil BEFORE it rises to power. NxM!

Roy sends Havoc, Breda, and Ed, on a mission. Havoc and Breda get to learn more about the kid, and the bad habits he went on with. UNDER REVISION

Hey, I'm Mikan Sakura. I'm just your normal average girl...though only on the surface. Below the surface I am broken like most people nowadays. I'm all alone in a darkness that I can't find my way out of. I can't help myself yet I'm suppose to help them.

Ed is traumatized by high school field trips to Eastern Command.

One day, in Amestris, a beautiful Mary Sue was born... ONESHOT

Edward has always been kind to Alphonse, everyone knows that. But when Edward gets "sick," things start to change. Kindness - evaporating. Lebito - hyperactive. Anger - well, lets just say he's lighting up faster than gasoline. Why? EdxAl; rated M.

15 year old Mikan Sakura gets a part-time job at a well-known company, Alice Corp. There she meets her new boss, Natsume Hyuuga, yet it's not her first time seeing him. Her first time was 235 years ago... Story Currently Under Construction

Mikan Sakura, famous music sensation takes a break from her music career to pursue her studies. Where? In Alice Academy. This is a story of a girl who finds friendship and romance in the most unexpected people.

Because when the fire caster and the inventor talk, the conversation happens mostly in syllables, like aliens, you know? I hate it when they do that.

The hardest person to forgive is always yourself. AU, slight OOC.

Mustang, Edward, and all the other Alchemists of fair Amestris are starting to lose their grip on their own minds and bodies. The Amestrian military is in chaos as dozens of its higher-ranking officers start losing their minds to an unknown sickness,

"I realized that it has been already two months since the last time I hyperventilated. And then I realized too that I've been quite… you know, mentally stable past these few months." RoyEd

"You will meet people, who you will get close to... and they will go away. But that's life... you cannot control everything within." Implied EdWin, character death, suicidal theme.

Al finds himself back in his human body, and while he is crossing items off his Things I'll Do When I Get My Body Back list, he realizes that the Number One item is no longer Winry's Pie. Rated for Elricest.

There's a game they play that Edward hates.

"Pale gold spilt a river down his back as he hunched over his guitar." Elricest. Rate M for mature themes. Drabble.

Jean hears something going on in Roy's office late at night...

My name is Mikan Sakura and I'm not Girly in any shape or form. I was just a typical outcast living silently till graduation in 2 years. Unfortunately that was all ruined the day I punched Hyuuga Natsume in the face.Oh well. NxM OOC and OC's invovled.

Three years after being swallowed by Gluttony, Edward finds his way back home - to an Amestris he doesn't quite recognize. Alternate Reality/Dystopia.

Japan was under dictatorship. The president's army was famous for having 'Rounds', taking women and forcing them into slavery or forcing them to be objects of pleasure. So when Natsume Hyuuga lands on Mikan's doorstep... What was going to happen then?

No one had ever questioned the Sorting Hat before, until Edward Elric came along.

Zuko gets dumped. Sokka is the world's best wingman. There is chloroform.

Sokka sees an unexpected side of Zuko - his heroic side. As he learns more about the prince, his feelings change from hate to respect to friendship and beyond. First season Zukka, starts around Bato of The Water Tribe and rapidly diverges.

Ed can't deny the feelings he has for his brother, but are his new habits worth keeping the secret safe ? Will they unravel the case of the human statues before they admit their love, or will both end in disaster ?

Sirius gets a strange visitor one dreary day at Grimmauld Place.

The longer Harry talked to Edward Elric, the less he seemed to know about the strange boy.

Sokka is watching a New Year's parade and gets some unexpected company. A random encounter potential friendship sort of fic.

Al awoke still to find a lack of his brother’s presence in their bed. Why he thought Ed would be there in the first place, he did not know." Rated M for later chapters. Lemon, Incest, Shota. About the bonds of love between brothers w/ nothing left.

He couldn't help himself. Not after seeing her face again. Not after seeing her SMILE again. How many bottles would it take to make him forget for another night this time?

Sokka is following a warriors' tradition, but Zuko has another option. Third season Zukka.

Ed just needs a break.

A collection of one shots showing how certain people met one another before the start of the manga. First chapter: Ed and Al.

AU Hotaru finds her life jeopardized when all women are summoned to the castle to be the candidate for the prince's wife. Unwittingly, it is just another conspiracy. The chosen woman of the glorified status will be the sacrifice.

The 'Iron Fiddler' is the hottest musician in Amestris and has come to Central and Edward, Alphonse, and Winry arrive at the same time. What's the mystery of Edward's disappearances, and why has the Iron Fiddler been kidnapped? Will Roy figure it out?

The Dark Lord never anticipated the repercussions when he tampered with Alphonse Elric. It was unspoken law: no one got between an Elric and his brother. FMA-Post CoS; HP-Post HBP.

Acid is burning your throat but you can't throw up now.

She and Ed had talked about it – what they should tell the kids, when they got old enough to ask – but Winry hadn't expected the question to come so soon.

Concerned about Edward and Winry's relationship, Alex Louis speaks out.

The Gakuen Alice cast have discovered facebook.Watch as they chat, post, comment, and play on facebook for your amusement. Wonder 2: Natsume and Koko are partners in crime? And what's with Mikan Sakura's pointless convo?

Azula reflects on the two teenage boys in her life, and reveals just how wrong she is in the head. Entry for Shipping Month 2010 - Azula/Sokka/Zuko prompt.

"Maybe next you to feel like doing that, we could, I don't know, talk. Or something." Zuko has scars. Sokka has questions.

Zuko has lots of scars. Sokka doesn't. It bothers both of them. Very mild Zukka.

When an innocent daring contest goes a little to far. Elricest.

A series of drabbles based on an AU/AR take of Sokka/Zuko. Set in the West, Zuko is the son of a rancher and Sokka is the Indian he falls in love with, lots of angst and yaoi ensue.

Written for fma fuh q. Heiderich/Edward, light bondage, lemon, humor.

Ed has a gift for music and he has just about no equal when it comes to playing the violin. But his gift doesn't come without a price and he's about to find out who and what that price might entail...when he does, will it be too much to let go of?

Ed and Al like to get it on. What could possibly go wrong? T because I mention man-bits a lot.

It takes one time, only once, to fall into the Dream. The Dream that keeps you until it's bored with you, and you disappear. This one time, was the worst they could have imagined. FMA tied in with Alice of Human Sacrifice. RoyxRiza, Elricest...

AU: Mai's father argues to the Firelord that the Water Tribesmen can be educated and made into proper sorts of people. So Azulon sees he gets a boy to prove this on. Warning: dark themes about cultural erasure.

AU past S1 The Storm. A warrior is stoic. A prisoner deserves no mercy. Sokka never questioned these rules... until now.

Elricest fluff

“I want to marry you.” I smile and pull his head closer to my chest, my head resting comfortably on top of his as we are still connected. Brother is my everything but deep in my heart I know the truth of marriage. We will never marry.

Edward experiences his first Halloween as a ghost, and Roy goes along for the haunting ride. Roy/Ed

But Zuko doesn't want to be a zombie... Halloween themed short fic. AU, western influences, Slash.

Ed has turned 29, but he hasn't got a job or a wife, and has isolated himself. When a university offers him a position as a teacher, Al and Winry tell him to go in the hopes of him finding the will to live again. But Ed's going to teach in his own way.

Roy gets the hair brained idea that he wants to teach Ed to dance... Warning: Dom!Ed, Sub!Roy, spankings and Yaoi!

While working on a project, Koko and Kitsuneme discover classified information on the school's history. This is the story of Natsume's first year in the Alice Academy, and the people he met and lost. Epilogue: Like Day One

Al searches for his future job destiny but no matter what he picks, it leads back to him finding more than he ever wanted to know about his big brother... and his preferences in the office place. EdRoy twosome, threesome, foursome, AWESOME... sorry XD

Trading yesterday to live for tomorrow. 50 sentences, Ursa/Hakoda

After death, there is life... on Earth. Roy has a second chance at life, and love. RoyxEd

A younger Zuko gets some special gift advice from Iroh. Maiko/Irko.

The professor of alchemy in Hogwarts must be imported every year from a little country called Amestris. Edward pulled the short straw this year. He's on a mission and no one will stand in his way, not even exams!

Ed is so depressed from his life, that he just has to end it all by resorting to cutting his own wirsts. Not being able to take the nonsence anymore, he turns to the one person who can explain everything. Cutting, WS, EDxAl and EDxROY, Mpreg.

Ed has crossed the Gate, and when he wakes up he finds himself in a graveyard. The person he meets first is a little odd...to say the least. Harry Potter crossover.

Sometimes, this author gets sick of reading crappy fanfiction so horrible you have to wonder if they took it seriously when they were writing. When that happens, this author writes her own! You'll see, just shaddup and read!

Alfons Heiderich suddenly finds himself in an empty white nothingness without remembering what exactly happened. Mysterious things start happening to him with root in his fears of letting Edward go. Heiderich-centric midquel.

Hohenheim realizes what his sons have known all along.

Hakoda is not a trusting man. Hakoda/Zuko, Sokka/Zuko, yaoi.

Oneshot. Annoyed with the pairings he finds on FF. net, Ed writes a letter to the site.

Oneshot. Nina Elric hears her father singing one day, and goes to investigate. Who is this other Nina?

A series of stories set during the show, beginning with 'The Boiling Rock. Zuko/Sokka, hints of Sokka/Suki.

Iroh is the bad cop. No, really. Iroh and Toph have already saved the world. Bad customers stand no chance. Gen fic.

Three years after the war, the work still isn't quite done. When Aang and Katara pay visit to the Fire Nation where Zuko is Fire Lord and Sokka acts as Ambassador for the Water Tribe, sparks fly between the siblings over Sokka's life choices. Slash, Zukka

Ed is getting ready for work one day when he happens to glance in the bathroom mirror. He doesn't like what he sees. Oneshot.

Oneshot. Some Parental RoyEd, no yaoi. Edward Elric, suicidal? Surely not....

slash, Zuko/Sokka ZUKKA. After joining the Avatar, insomnia is the least of Zuko's problems.

Sarah Renee Lilly Belle never learns. She gets captured by Envy, who intends to marry her and make her have demon spawn babies. But Edward will save her, won't he? Doesn't he always? Parody fic. Not to be taken too seriously. XD

Colonel Mustang and Fullmetal fight to keep each other alive in the wake of a deadly car accident. One-shot.

AU gift fic for a friend. Zuko only wrote that stupid letter to make his uncle happy and to keep his mother’s traditions alive. He never expected it to actually come true. A cute oneshot just in time for the holidays. Sokka/Zuko slash. COMPLETE.

Roy Mustang has a question that simply won't let him be... Inspired by the fic "Luck" by Sevlow, thanks for writing man!

Colonel Roy Mustang has been having a bad week. Unfortunately for him, it's about to get a whole lot worse.

This University was something he had fought hard to afford and accomplish, so he wouldn't waste his chances because of one dry Professor. He heard a loud snore some rows down to the left. - One-shot / Heiderich-centric - Prequel to Munich 1923

Takumi is about to have his operation. What kind of an effect does Akira have on his recovery? And what is it about her family's heritage that she's hiding from him?

This was taken out of The Quibbler FMA/HP crossover because the ending was complete crack. Some people wanted to read it, though, so here it is! Enjoy!

Edward Elric feels fonder of his new life when Alfons Heiderich decides to believe him, and in spite of his feelings, help him get back home. In the meantime, someone else has learned the truth about the other world and Edward disappears. Yaoi, EdxHei

Alfons does a good deal of misinterpretation in his attempts to understand Edward.

Modern AU. Zuko gets some bad news. Sokka is there for him. Rating for one curse and mentions of abuse. Might be a little high. Hints of slash.

She has reasons for not liking the color red. Variations on a theme, focusing on Winry.

Takumi is assigned an attractive young girl to be his science partner who also happens to be in the cooking club with him. Akira worries that he may be spending too much time with her. Are her fears justified?

Life with the gypsies consists of scarf-laden days and violin-lilting nights, revolving through the weeks to the cadence of tambourines and spare change dropped into hats.

After Ed and Al are unceremoniously thrown back into Amestris, they find that they are wanted for horrible crimes that they didn't commit.

Takes place on Ember Island, where truth is revealed.

Oneshot. The tale of the boy who had every voice except his own. No pairings intended. Rated for intense themes.

Mikan Sakura,the secret weapon of Gauken Alice, and ...wait what? They've discovered Mikan's SEC alice, and now she's been ordered to train with Persona, secretly. Now she must hide it from everyone, but can she really? COMPLETE! NxM

Oneshot. Why Alphonse killed his brother. If you said this was Elricest, I would drive a metal spike through my own blood seal.

Over a month after Ed's return to his human body, he continues to heal. Semi-sequel to "Number Twenty Eight". Warnings for angst and gore.

Al is worryed about where it is his brother is going off to every few weeks, so he decides to follow him. What he discovers is nothing like what he expected...

The men of Amestries ban together to sing about how their lives without a doubt suck. I do hope you can forgive me for this horribly song fic to Avenue Q's It Sucks To Be Me. Spoilers for the Manga.

Companion to Blood. Al watches too. He watches his older brother's harmful habits. They're both killing themselves. But who's more effective? 128 word drabble.

Ed watches Al as he bleeds. But Al has to bleed. He must be cartain his body is real. 105 word drabble. Depressing and contains Self Injury/Cutting.

An incredibly uncomfortable line of questioning opens up a * magical * new world to Ed and Al! FMAxOuran Highschool Host Club Crossover.

Ed/Al!Envy "Your not him," the young alchemist hissed. "You're not Al." Rated M for a reason. a bit Pwp, hints of non-con, incest of all kinds, angstangstangst. Dedicated to MonElisa!

Sokka/Katara, Zuko/Azula - Katara leaned forward and planted a soft kiss on his lips. Mm, like a marshmallow. Her fingers touched his nose, his eyes, his mouth, his chin. There was nothing that about him that she didn't already know and recognize.

Alphonse bakes Riza a cake. Al/Riza

Maybe different is exactly what Ed and Al need. An Elricest drabble for Lady Arivess.

So bone-numbingly cold that he still could not cry his frozen tears. Edward centric.

Zuko has fears. Toph fails to allay them. Meanwhile, Aang still hasn’t learned firebending. Spoilers for the Western Air Temple.

Zuko, Sokka, gen; - "You're peeling that orange all wrong."

A dark take on the relationship between Edward and Mustang. When he's in the black room, wrists bound, it is normalcy, even though he pulse races and adrenalin sings. Edroy. Oneshot.

Ed contemplates on the past, Al yearns for the future. Suddenly, in an unexpected miracle, everything falls back into place. With Al’s newly restored body, how will he deal with his feelings toward himself, toward his friends, toward his... brother? EdAl.

Ed is late for his report. Again.

A short series of connected humor drabbles on Toph and Iroh's happily married life. [grownup!TophXIroh, humor]

In a palace in Ba Sing Se, one man awaits his death, one boy – his torture, and another – his destiny. An Iroh, Sokka and Zuko adventure. Now with epilogue. Complete.

It's snowing today... [Elricest]

When Alphonse is restored, the gunbu have the chance to really meet him for the first time.

Elricest. General summerization of the incestuous love affair between Ed and Al through their childhood and beyond.

Oneshot. Most people think the Elric brothers are closer than close, that nothing can come between them. Why does Alphonse Elric think the opposite? If you suggest this is Elricest, you deserve all the rotten tomatoes I will throw at you.

In a search for the Philosopher's Stone Edward is sent to a most unusual school. Can Edward create the Stone without sacrificing thousands? Can he do it without revealing who he really is? Can he do it and not screw up? HPFMA. AUish. Romanceless

We all make mistakes that come back to haunt us. WARNING: Graphic violence, character death

Oneshot. VERY abstract. 'My heart is coated with steel in the vain attempt to keep my swelling heart from bursting.' Rated for blood. No pairings.

Oneshot, pointless. The tale of FMA in a nutshell, told in the form of a fairy tale. No, not yaoi. How many fairy tales have you read with yaoi in it? Possible vague spoilers for the ending, but I doubt it.

Songfic. Spoilers for Episode 51. Al has been searching for traces of what they were. He wakes in the night to find no one there but himself. Is a ghost all he has left of his brother? NOT shonenai.

Ursa will always do as her family asks. Ozai pursues his desires without consequence. Set preseries, preZuko, and premarriage.

You’re so cold I want to heat you up. I want to burn you. Like a snap of the Colonel’s fingers. Like the Ishvar desert. Like when we got too close to the sun... [Elricest, PostMovie, Limeyness, Oneshot]

Al remembered touching his brother, in a ghostlike sort of way. Elricest songfic.

I EAT MARY SUES FOR BREAKFAST. Care to join me? It's a buffet.

Companion piece to The Clouding Darkness. Let us watch as Edward falls apart, piece by piece.

Ed tries to convince himself that his kisses for Al are still pure. Yaoi. Elricest! Don't like, don't read. Drabble.

She should be digusted, appalled, angry...but she couldn't seem to find it in herself to be anything but relieved. Elricest, don't like, don't read.

They didn't believe anyone when overindulgence was referred to as a 'bad' thing... Oneshot. Heavily T. For kittypirate17. Warning for sexual situations and much Elricest. /-/Sin Series: Gluttony/-/

This was wrong, society said. It was disgusting. But really, who ever paid attention to the details? Elricest, don't like, don't read!

Love may come at a cost, but it will always be equivalent exchange. [A collection of unrelated Elricest ficlets. Corny fluff & angst ahoy!]

[ZukoSokka, serious AU] Two weeks after Sokka turned seventeen, he woke up one morning to find himself possessed by a ghost. Of course, being the oblivious boy he was, he didn’t notice the other body sleeping in bed behind him, just barely floating above

Sokka could never tell her no, even when he had every right to. They would have had a family eventually, anyway. Toph x Sokka. One Shot.

[EdxRoy] Roy invites Ed to play a certain game involving pocky...

Ed writes a suicide note. Twist at the end, angsty and funny.

[ZukoSokka, OOC, AU] Animals act their most natural when alone in their element. Zuko just happens to accidently stumble upon Sokka in his.

It drove him crazy, mainly because it was his brother’s smell, but also because of what it was. Cinnamon. Mature for a reason. Elricest.

One of the Five Things challenges. The title should be self explanatory, right?

Everyone has skeletons in their closet... and Edward and Alexander Elric are about to discover their grandfather's. [Elricestx2!]

“But of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, thou shalt not eat of it, for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.” [Religious Themes and Elricest]

The thought of Edward with a wedding ring, Edward MARRIED, was just too much. Like a horrible car crash, one simply found themselves drawn to it... staring, wondering, transfixed with that little silver band.

While at Hogwarts, Ed discovers a way to restore Al's body. But doing so will involve betraying the friends he's made there and joining the one enemy they've sworn to defeat. CHAPTER 2 UP!

Have you ever wished upon a papercut? AU. InuKag. Drug Abuse/Anorexia

Ed contemplates suicide. This is a really short story

Elricest Crack drabble. Fun with alcohol and sleeping pills. Read and Review!

Just some Elricest fluff. Al finds out why Edward doesn't date.

There's one thing you should know, no matter where I go... we'll always be together. Forever and ever. [Post movie Elricest. Not what you might think]

I wrote a humor fic. Oh my god. Anyways, short oneshot about a bet and a bowl of noodles that started it. ZukoxSokka. Sorta AU and sorta modern times.

Elysia Hughes has been shifted from home to home ever since her mother committed suicide, but when she finds herself in the hands of someone from her past, will she be able to rise to the occasion?

[Elricest] There is too much space between zero and one. Pointless fluff.

A sorta crossover with Phantom of the Opera, no knowledge of PotO really required I don't think...Maybe. Parody, humor, romance, ect. SLASH Roy's unit is comanded by the Fuhrer to put on a play... Only problem is Ed is playing a girl. He is NOT happy.

The gate is not always kind. VERY MINOR Manga spoilers for Chap 53. If you haven't read it, you might not even notice it. Elricest.

Al ponders the memories he's lost, and starts making new ones. Elricest. Sap. Fluff. Angst.

[Heiderich centric] As far back as he could remember the piano had always been there.

[Elricest] Trisha wasn't as loving a mother as we all thought. Especially when concerning Ed.

REEDITED 03.18.2009. During a raid Zhao captures Zuko and Sokka. They escape with dificulty, but surviving the uncharted earthebender territory and each other is the real challenge. Sokka/Zuko. Dark Themes. COMPLETE.

An assignment to snow country under Colonel Mustang is bad enough for the damper it puts on the Elrics' search for the Stone, but downed supply lines lead to cut rations, and Ed discovers that he can't take the deprivation as well as he'd like to pretend.

Ed watched his brother's eyes growing larger as his body grew thinner... Oneshot, focus on young!Ed and Al during their training. Minor spoilers for the Yolk Island incident. Child abusestarvation.

End of series Spoilers, sorta. Ed's plagued by a single question... EdAl, Elricest

Ed's automail has its perks and its problems... but regardless, people aren't meant to be part metal. Mild Elricest. Fluff. Sap.

Edward begins getting on with his life. Dark. Elricest.

[Elricest] End of series spoilers. An eleven year old Edward tells his brother that he loves him, and the two struggle with their feelings throughout their lives.

Seven year old Alphonse is upset at Ed for a reason, but when he tells him, will Ed understand why?

It's cold, and wet, and awful outside but they have each other, and that's enough to make them happy. Elricest. Fluff.

Gift fic for Pellaz. It's raining when Al comes in, water dripping from the hem of his coat into a sad little puddle on the floor. Ed x Al, fluff.

A series of AlxEd oneshots. Because I'm too lazy to ACTUALLY put up chapters.

It was the thin, rather bad tempered Fullmetal Alchemist. HavocxEd

Winry is making Elysia a toy for her birthday, and Ed breaks it. Alphonse is unwilling to see his brother beaten to death with a wrench, though. At least, not until he's given Ed his present. Elricest. Fluff.

It's the longest day of the year. They can think of no better way to spend it than with each other. Elricest.

Now that Al has his body back, it's up to the Elric brothers to concoct a plausible reason for him to be armor-less. Ed certainly seems to have a plan... (Elricest.)

He leans back in the grass and watches Edward sleep instead. Elricest

Requestfic. He's more like his mother every day. [complete]

FMA drabble. Warning for slight overusage of musical terms. R&R please!

[Elricest] Ed is studying hard for the science fair.

[Pairings: implied Al x Ed, Roy pining after Edward] Train rides always had been boring for the Elric brothers, so Al comes up with a solution to relieve their boredom. Sexual innuendos abound. [Complete]

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