Hey there here is some stuff about me:
I used to have loads of best friends. But now I dont know.

THIS IS WHY I AM NOT UPDATING. MY EXAMS AND MY FRIENDS HAVE BEEN GETTING TOO ME. My friends have broken up, I've yet to see one of them and I'm counting down the says till the other one moves away. Please just keep with me.

OOPS! SORRY BOUT THE RANT BUT I NEEDED TO JUST LET IT OUT AND LET YOU PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ MY STORIES AN EXPLINATION AS TO WHY I AM NOT WRITING AT THE MOMENT. NOW. IF YOU WISH TO CONTINUE READING THEN PLEASE DO...

I love to read and write!
I love to chat to my friends!
I love fan-fiction!

Some funny things:
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back, and yell I WANT JACOB BLACK

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Best friends are the people who will stick up for you,

Never laugh at you knowing that you'd hate that,

Always know what you like best,

Are the ones who care and love you,

Laugh at all you jokes even if they aren't that funny,

They'll make your laugh when you're feeling down,

They'll have their shovels ready to bury the one who made you unhappy,

They'll break the guy's face if he decides to break your heart.

So that means you've got to look out for them aswell,it's your job.

:D BEST FRIENDS .LIVE,LAUGH,LOVE :D

Paste this into your bio if you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile

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(='.'=)This is bunny. Put him in your profile and help him on his way to WORLD DOMINATION! Come to the dark side... we have cookies!

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile

If you copy and paste anything, whether it relates to you or not, just to have more copy/pastes, copy and paste this into your profile- even if you don't!

If you have been opening the same door for well over a year but still can't remember if it is push or pull, copy and paste into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten how to spell hello... oh, you must know the drill by now. (What? It was sports day, I'd left my brain at home!)

Keep staring I might do a trick

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

What you call dog with no legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

FRIEND:Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIEND:Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIEND: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIEND:Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIEND:Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIEND:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIEND:Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIEND:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!

WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"

FRIEND:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIEND:Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIEND:Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS:Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIEND:Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIEND:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIEND:Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIEND:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIEND:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIEND:Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIEND:Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIEND:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIEND:Already knows not to tell.

FRIEND:Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIEND:Are for life.

FRIEND: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIEND: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIEND: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIEND: Will repost this crappp!!

im a sidelight(*)cause im tooDIMto be a headlight(*)

PRAISE THE RABID EVIL MUTANT NINJA UNICORNS!:d

“Wake up.”Poke.“Wake up.”Poke.“Wake up.”Poke.:P

HOW BORED DO U HAVE TO BE TO DIE??!!

(this is from a story I read on another site) :"I'm looking at the crocodile Stefan!""...Crocodile?" REALIASTION DAWNED ON HIM "THAT'S NOT A CROCODILE!THAT'S THE BLOODY DRAGON!"

For those Merlin fan's out there: Arthur:"Describe Dollophead." Merlin:"In 2 words?" Arthur:"Yes" Merlin:"Prince Arthur"

Silence is Golden but duct tape is silver:D

Laugh to love, love to live, live life as if you are going to die tomorrow.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is mildly obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than with emails, and knows the importance of the little things.