Six months after the world ends, a samurai and a little girl walk into a bar. (In which the Joui war was cut short on account of the Earth being blown up, and Otose watches a seventeen year old Gintoki attempt to raise a four year old Kagura.)

Honestly, one of these days, Ino'd probably wake up bald at this rate. Because y'know, it's really not cool sending your best friend out on dares that could end with her getting fucked over—literally. :: NejiSaku

IndraSakura. Modern AU. When Sasuke fails to show up as a model at Ino's fashion show, at least he's courteous enough to send a replacement... who's been biding his time to meet Sakura again. Cautiously rated M for mention of things off-scene.

It wasn't supposed to be this way. Sasuke was supposed to be the dark one, the unredeemable one. Naruto was the bright one, the good one. It wasn't supposed to be like this, with blood on his hands and glowing red eyes and a grin. Naruto was supposed to make everything better, and maybe he did, in the end, but Sakura had never expected the end to look quite like this. COMPLETE.

UchihaxSakura Week: August 14-20, 2016. Collection of one-shots. Ratings vary from K-M, so please read the A/N at the beginning of each one-shot.

When Mikoto and Fugaku visit Uzushio on Kushina's request, they don't anticipate much. They certainly don't anticipate Sakura.

Four times Gintoki was asked if he had children, and one time he said yes.

When Akatsuki descends on Suna and kidnaps the Ichibi Jinchuuriki, Team Kakashi is dispatched from Konoha to assist in his rescue. Sakura has spent years training under Tsunade and is ready to prove her new strength in battle, and the Kazekage, Akasuna no Sasori, gives her a perfect chance to do so. Or die trying. [SasoSaku, Kazekage!Sasori AU]

Draco Malfoy was in love with Hermione Granger. He didn't know it. She didn't know it. But Blaise Zabini, boy did he ever know it. 7th Year Dramione AU from Blaise's perspective.

Wanted: A competent, strong henchperson seeking entry into a life of crime. Unwanted: Pink-haired little girls pretending they're super-villains. Superhero/villain AU, Sasosaku one-shot.

Hōka was coming over for dinner tonight. For a pairing that really needs some work.

SSS Family/SasuSaku. Sarada always thought her mother looked pretty, but unfortunately so did all of the awkward boys of the village.

Things take an unexpected turn when Ling and Lan Fan return to Xing.

For Avatar Sakura, saving the world has got to be an easier task than dealing with her teachers...

Sarada and her father are seeking an absolution so far out of reach that she wonders why they even bother. (Sarada-centric. Background SasuSaku.)

An alternative version of how Xaiolin Showdown started. On a trip to a Xiaolin monastery, Kimiko is drawn to a secret chamber where she discovers the imprisoned Heylin warrior... Chase Young.

BH6 Deaf Tadashi AU. Tadashi has been reunited with his friends and family, and he is feeling suffocated. Maybe all he needs is someone to listen. Check out the "bh6 Deaf au" tag on tumblr if you're confused or want more backstory. Slight Tomadashi. Title is from Closer by Nine Inch Nails.

[ONESHOT] What if Akame and Kurome's duel as seen in the anime ended a little differently? What if Wave never came, and Tatsumi was too late? Rated T for blood and character death. TatsumixAkame!

A meeting with Varrick and the world leaders turns Asami's world upside down when Desna suddenly takes an interest in her. Post Season 4 Finale.

"W-what brings you to our home, Naruto?" She says quietly, smiling with her back still facing her dearest friend. She couldn't see him, but she could hear his controlled breathing. It was silent for a few moments before he spoke. "He's left you alone again, Sakura-chan." (WARNING: AFFAIR FIC, slight lemons , chp. 700 compliant)

Naruto would never let anyone lay a finger on his best friend and teammate Sakura-chan. She was his and he would protect her as such. NaruSaku one-shot.

Vignettes of a teashop owner and his patron. RivaMika/LeviMika.

they have 6 lives to meet, to make it right. reckless love never dies. / reincarnation au, written for jeankasa secret santa 2014.

Sisterly drabbles about Ryuko Matoi and Satsuki Kiryuin.

"I'm not going to let you die, understand? You will fight, and you will win. You will return to me." Rivamika. Hunger Games AU.

He would describe her cooking as average and predictable. Which was not, contrary to popular belief, a bad thing.If anything, Levi had a deep appreciation for her consistency. RivaMika.

Captured and held Prisoner in Otogakure, Sakura is forced to wed Kimimaro Kaguya against her will. With enemies around who will kill her at any chance, her only solace she finds maybe her husband. KimiSaku. Read and Review please. Rating may go up.

Because Sakura just wanted one little bath to wash away all the disgusting dirt and grime. Because Deidara just happened to walk by. Because Sakura could never get what she asked for and oh my gosh did he just take off his shirt. DeiSaku yay

NaruSaku. Naruto and Sakura are going through rough times. Can milkshakes lighten and cool the mood?

[ObiSaku] After being rescued by a Masked Man, Sakura makes it her mission to discover his identity... even if it means sneaking into the Doge's ballroom during Carnevale. AU.

A Sakura Kakashi ageswap where Sakura is the sensei and Kakashi is the student. KakashiSakura with minor ItachiSakura and SakuraOthers

Holding his cat in front of him, he teased, "You know you don't have to be a cat all the time." The cat playfully swished its tail to his face. He spluttered, the fur from her tail getting caught in his tongue, "Pffft, stop – stop it, Mikasa!"

"You are not about to have sex on my back!" Sasuke gets cockblocked by his summons. PURECRACK. Rated T for situations and language. SasuSaku.

In which a poor bundle of daisies meet their demise by the hands of an irate corporal. AU, Levi/Mikasa; Prompt: sincerity

Sometimes Levi wished that he and Mikasa met in another universe. In another universe where titans didn't exist, where everyday wasn't a fight for their lives, a universe where perhaps they could spend everyday relaxing in each others arms. Drabbles for Rivamika week 2014! LevixMikasa

(among many others) Also about the Official Jack Frost and Rapunzel Stars. Some of the important moments leading up to the big "I Love You"s. Fluffy. Kind of character death? Not really, though. Yeah... just some Jackunzel 'cause they are utterly cute. :P

After Humanity's victory: Levi, Mikasa, and what it means to be a family. Platonic Levi & Mikasa, as actual relatives. Based on potential Ackerman family connections revealed in Ch. 56.

Luffy x Nami set just after the time skip. They are the first two to arrive back at the Thousand Sunny. Things get hot, and fast. Lemons!

Among the craziness of Konoha's shinobi, one civilian despairs.

"Last Tuesday, you threatened to beat him with a broom if he took the last slice of blueberry pie in the fridge." "But I like pie." A collection of one-shots. Itasaku.

The respectable Lance Corporal, Rivaille has been questioned... I wonder how would he reply? Oneshot! RivaMika! T for language!

Orphaned at a young age and just as hated as Naruto is, Yoru strives to become a better shinobi. His chance as a true shinobi starts with his new team, Team Seven with Naruto Uzimaki, Sakura Haruno and Sasuke Uchiha. But first, he'll have to get through the hardships of "Working together with others." {Reviews please!}

Kakashi watches as his student grow to be more physically comfortable with one another. He finds it kinda ridiculous.

If anyone asked Uzumaki Naruto, he was not afraid of his pink-haired, fairy-look-a-like wife. It was time for him to put his foot down and convince said female to stop being so nice to visiting diplomats. She was his, goddammit! NaruSaku / T to be safe

This, this was not her fault. No matter how much this egotistical bastard thought this had been elaborately planned on purpose, it wasn't. This was a serious case of an unfortunate event that had spun horribly out of control. MikasaxLevi WOO!

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez hated Christmas and planned to drink himself beyond reason until the holiday passed. Yet some uninvited guests have different plans. Can his hardened heart be made to see the error of his ways before it is too late to save his miserable soul? The Dickens classic "A Christmas Carol", with a Bleach twist.

Sequel to Drunk and Disorderly. Corporal Levi only cared about two things: Ridding the world of Titan Filth, and ensuring Eren didn't screw things up as a titan. At the moment, he cared about neither. And he certainly didn't care that a certain red scarfed brat was avoiding him. Certainly not. (rated T-17 for language and suggestive themes) Rivamika

Holding back feelings never ends up well, especially if they're held in for too long. Naruto and Sakura learn this lesson the hard way. Rated M for adult content.

Because when you're in love, everything that person does is beautiful to you — yes, including when that person is cleaning horse shit.

In which Jean and Levi compete for Mikasa's attention.

Sai finds his favorite drawing subjects a bit lacking of late, and he sets a plan into motion to draw his team mates together. Simply for the sake of his art, of course. One-shot.

Selina has a rooftop encounter with a new vigilante in an old costume. Written for A Summer Tournament in Bludhaven. Friendly flirtation.

In which Mikasa's disability to ride a horse results in an interesting turn of events.

Sakura has a new study partner. Only problem is that the study partner is male. Sakura's ex-tutor and housemates have a problem with that and decide to get rid of him. Good luck! They're going to need it. One-shot. Complete.

Sakura Haruno is a force to be reckoned with. No one knew that fact better than the male shinobi of her age group. NarutoXSakura

In which the Yeagers run a café, Levi becomes a frequent customer, Eren is exasperated, and Mikasa misunderstands. — AU, Levi/Mikasa

"Absolutely not!" Madara yelled. "They're not even engaged yet! Sasuke and Sakura-chan cannot live together! We're the respectable and the traditional Uchiha, damn it!" ...And this was coming from the man who just planned on kidnapping Sakura for himself, Izuna thought.

Just a little charged moment between between a forbidden couple of the series. In response to a request from Yukirose. NarakuSango. Lemon. Please read and review!

ItaSaku AU. Sakura had never thought that the practice of bringing home injured animals would carry such great impact to her relatively simple life. But then again, none of them had ever been Uchiha Itachi.

The Akatsuki, like any organization of ninja, must take D-rank missions. The Akatsuki, Tobi included, goes grocery shopping for the daimyo's wife. Chaos ensues. Rated for Hidan's mouth.

Collection of one-shot/drabble of everyday lives of our Gintama characters, specially Kagura. Set in 3-Z world.

LuNa Modern AU. Sometimes, Nami expects attention from Luffy, too.

Some of the nobles of Xing believe that a woman, especially a woman with only one arm, is unfit to be the guard of their emperor. Their emperor feels quite differently.

Naruto has defeated some intense opponents, but after one final battle he collapses and does not wake up. If Naruto is in need of a different kind of healing, can Sakura get through to him? Will he wake up when she makes a confession and an offer born of his dreams? Rated M/MA for mature themes and adult content. Oneshot NaruSaku R&R

He had been given a list of women to choose a life partner from and he had never expected to find her on that list. But there was her name staring back at him and he had no intention of letting this opportunity pass him by. NejixSakura One-shot. NaruxHina. Hinata might be a little OOC.

Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.

In which General Iroh realizes that agreeing to a game of Strip Pai Sho with Asami Sato is not exactly the brightest thing he's ever done.

"NOW I KNOW WHY YOUR PARENTS NAMED YOU FUGAKU! IF YOU TAKE OUT THE G AND THE A IT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE-" Full summary inside or story will be deleted. Unfortunately, re-upoloaded. Random. Sasusaku. Sequel: Should've Seen it Coming

He comes to visit her every night and just lay beside her, seeking the comfort he needs and craves. This night everything changes. FIC REPOSTED. Loki/Natasha, Natoki. I sorta suck at summaries. R/R

Sakura wants to know itachi's secret to his silky, smooth hair. Itachi is all too eager to show her.

A small gasp. A light shriek. Something or rather, someone slams on him. And the feeling of a person's body pressed against his. That's how they first met. At least that's how he first saw her. He knew his interest was piqued when she fell on him. Literally. He just never thought he'll fell in love with a girl he didn't even know the name. AU

"You're but an idiot who can't see that what you're yearning for is not power, but a family." ONE-SHOT! Hints of OkiKagu

Sasuke is captured by Leaf and subsequently finds himself blown away by the identity of the ANBU to have bested him in a fight. "S-Sakura!" Implied SasuSaku. Oneshot.

Reuploaded. "Little girl," His voice deep and seductive as he smirked cockily at the pink haired girl below him. "Do you know what's the punishment for eavesdropping on us?" - SasoSakuDei SMUT GALORE.

Is Naruto living with Sakura? smutty fluff. Rated for sexual content

A snippet of nighttime conversation between Madara and Sakura, moments after he snuck into her bedroom. Pure fluff, contest prize oneshot.

Bonnie wants to spend her Christmas by watching her favorite Disney classic with her boyfriend, the reason being because Damon has never seen it. She might yet regret it. Bamon

Eunhyuk? You named our son Eunhyuk? I can't even pronounce that! "Gaara, unless you wish to carry our child in your stomach for 9 months, I suggest you stop talking."

Have you ever wondered how the Bingo books get pictures of S-class criminals? Akatsuki. Giant Chanel sunglasses. Pure, crack fun.

Saya and Nobuyuki Haruno stood and smiled when their daughter stepped out of her car, bright and capable as ever. And they dropped their jaws when they saw the boyfriend's face covered in piercings. PainSaku Drabblefic. Kind of.

She thought she wasn't worthy of his love, He never thought he could have it. One night, a trip brings them together with no chance to Turn Back. Based on a Deviant Art picture, adult content, lemon never thought I would write one. , Naru Saku, One shot

Sakura finds a list on deviantART called Ways to drive Sasori insane, and decides she wants to try it. Based on the list by MalunaDragon. Please R&R, no flames! New chapter FINALLY up.

"Sakura-san, you didn't answer my question." "I don't see why I should, Uchiha-san." She whirled to face him only to find Itachi had trapped her with one arm on either side of her, resting on the railing. Mentally, she berated herself. She should have detected him moving. ItaSaku, non-mass. One-shot.

Just who did that art freak think he was? How DARE he call me, the infamous Sakura Haruno, UGLY! Well, I would just have to prove his ass wrong. Sasori Akasuna, get ready to fall in love with me!

Sweets were his life. But being sweet was a different story, which Sakura realizes as she works in his shop. He's rude and intolerable. "Well cupcake, if you ran the shop that would be your decision but since you don't, it's mine." ItachixSakura. AU

Sakura has been assigned the worst possible duty a medic can be given. Itasaku one shot.

In which Sasuke tries to do something nice for Naruto and Sakura's first anniversary. Hilarity ensues. Post-series au, language, minor sensuality, mention of mature themes, NaruSaku

A small training accident causes Sakura to acquire an uncomfortable splinter in a difficult to access place on her own. Naruto, feeling guilty for the whole situation but ignorant of the cause, demands that he be able to help her remove it. lemon

Uchiha Itachi always got what he wanted. He thought he wanted the land, but now he's not so sure. Written for SunMoonNeko! XD

The war is long over. They have both grown. Now it's time to conclude their story. Naruto and Sakura.

This was not what Sakura had expected, least of all from a certain Uchiha heir. Non-Massacre au.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

Itachi knew his little brother was obsessive, but this was ridiculous. AU Follows 'Under the Moonlight' 3 of 4

"So, here's my plan, Uchiha: You read all of these letters and realize what an idiot you were for leaving the village. You ask to be reinstated, I grant your request, and I kick your scrawny tail for all the trouble you've caused. Everyone lives happily ever after. The end. I expect your answer soon, and I expect it to be satisfactory. OR ELSE." Signed, Tsunade. [Crack!fic.]

Hermione finds Blaise Zabini's diary and makes a surprising discovery. COMPLETE Hermione/Blaise

When the Cullens' and Jacob are out of the house and Rosalie is alone, she has a surprise visit from a certain Werewolf. Why is there and why won't she tell him to leave?

Damon's blown a gasket after having witnessed Bonnie devour a tasty treat. Lemony. Adult Content.

One of them was born to be Camelot's queen. One of them was not. Arthur/Morgana

The look on Sasuke's face when he saw his older brother hugging his pink haired teammate with his lips on the top of her head should've been photographed and framed. ItaSaku Non-mass. A little humor as I do and fluff. One-shot! Enjoy!

Sakura's parents can't stand their daughter's boyfriend, so they've taken matters into their own hands. Based off the show Parental Control.

The fourth time Itachi was on the receiving end of The Look, he cursed his intelligent brain for counting and was bewildered, because he hadn't even done anything yet. Short and sweet ItaSaku.

...Give me the news. Sakura is the doctor, Naruto is her patient, and it all just goes uphill from there. NaruSaku.

A passionate night of love making where Zoro and Nami contemplate what they mean to each other. Song fic.

Victory celebration, fundraising activities, dueling competition, Konoha is celebrating, and love is in the air...a Naruto Sakura story

Hermione finds the strength to tell Draco how she feels. Post DH but pre-Epilogue

First person perspective as Draco looks back on his life with Hermione.

He was only reading Tsuande his observations on his fellow shinobi, even if it did include his bedding of her prized apprentice -GaaSaku-

AU ItaSaku set in feudal Japan, The first time he saw her she was five and he was seven, and even at that age he knew that he was pledged to her. Itachi visits Sakura to speak to her in whispers at night by her bedroom window.

Nothing, absolutly nothing, not even the cold-hearted Uchiha Tensai himself would ever have a chance against Sakura's cuteness... as embarrassing as it seems... one-shot a little bit of itasaku total fluff

Before the final battle, Sango is mourning the loss of her little brother and slips off to mourn quietly. She comes across a brooding Bankotsu and a heated battle ensues, but leads to something… very unexpected Ban/San

Boys will be boys and girls will be girls. Words are spoken that can never be taken back. Especially if someone hears them. *Sensei Series

Sakura turned around, smirking. "So, did you miss me?" one-shot about how Itachi and Deidara cope with being apart of their lovers. itasaku, deisaso

This is just a lil songfic I wrote based on the song "Next Contestant" by Nickelback since I thought the Sesshy/San pairing would be ablsolutely perfect for this song. It's got more story than it does lyrics. Better than it sounds!

For Sakuradouble, BlueGreenApples. "There is a ghost in the mansion," Sakura's mom warns her. Sakura has already met him already, the broken boy, and sometimes healing takes time and actions, a gentle touch and the knowledge that you'll be there. SasuSaku

After witnessing Naruto in the act, Sakura finds herself wishing she was the one bending over Naruto's kitchen table. Sweet one shot with a plot. Smut/Lemon s . Please Review!

Naruto had never really liked shopping before. That is… until Sakura tried on that bikini. NaruSaku.

In which a second race exists alongside humans: the felis. The cat-like. Rare ones would have dreams of their future. A redheaded prince among them dreamt of his future mate when she was only a child. He sought her out and watched her grow up beside him. Members of the court to this day spit out their wine when they hear tales of her delightful antics. SasoSaku, OOC like omg.

Naruto knows he might never be this close to Sakura again. He shuts his eyes tight and fiercely, fiercely wishes. He wishes she’d said: stay. Oneshot. First attempt at Naru/Saku. Read & review, please.

Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. A paralyzed and nekkid Itachi. Sakura had to bathe him. Not. Cool.

It doesn't suit you at all, and neither does the Uchiha brat that you've been throwing yourself at while I was gone." Sasori pays Sakura a little visit after a long absence. Drabble. Sasori/Sakura, mention of Sasuke/Sakura

Itachi Uchiha wasn’t a man to make mistakes. But he made a crucial one. Never trap a person with Multiple Personality disorder in Tsukiyomi. Not as funny as it seems to be...

I find it rather disturbing that you think I’m a female dog." It was a good thing that Sai’s idiocy was so lovable. SaiSaku.

AU. MinatoKushina, FugakuMikoto, little!Team7. Sakura is a sadist in the making, Minato expands his vocabulary, Mikoto really wants a daughter and nobody loves Sasuke. Sort of.

It's not just Krum that chooses Hermione as what he would most miss in the second Triwizard task. Silly oneshot.

"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.

Sakura has always been the object of Naruto’s desire, but what happens when Sakura catches him in the middle of a compromising situation in the woods? NaruSaku Lemon

The Forbidden Fruit always tastes the sweetest. OneShot#1: HidaSaku. Oneshot#2:KakuSaku Oneshot#3: PeinSaku Poem#1: ItaSaku Oneshot#4: MadaSaku

Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:

Two strangers happen to have matching attire. Deidara doesn't see what the big deal is. Sakura insists it wouldn't've happened if he hadn't shopped in the women's section. Tempers flare, words are exchanged, clothing is ruined. & thus, a romance is born.

She made the mistake of becoming his obsession. With eyes lit with fire she soon became his dark desire. Sakura Sasori one month word challenge

AU. Team7. I don't understand. This level of failure should not be possible.

She could run as far and as long as she wanted, but in the end...he'll always have her...OroSaku...LEMON!

Naruto slept w/ his mouth open...snored...loudly, & occasionally through his nose...but Sakura loved every minute of it, even though SHE hadn't slept a wink. Aftermath of many NaruSaku fanfictions that end w/ NarutoxSakura asleep in each others arms.1shot

It's two in the morning and all he wanted was sleep but his wife really, REALLY, needed to use the bathroom. SasuSaku and mild Team7 for ohwhatsherface

When she started to heal the burned body in the forest, she’d thought he was Sasuke. Her mistake spun her world upside down. SAKURA. DEIDARA. When the world you know is not enough, where do you go to?

ItaSaku. Look at me, he whispered fiercely. I want you to look at me. Don't turn away.

She is perfect in every way, deserving of far better than a monster like him. And yet...why doesn't she seem to care?

Draco Malfoy is bound and determined to make it inside his girlfriend's private room, no matter what sort of obstacles are in his way. Too bad he forgot about her cat. DHr.

He has a secret that nobody else knew about… that secret is me.” Sakura is stolen away from her squad and locked away with the most unlikely person as her captor. Will she run away from this fate or embrace it?

Various. The skirts and the dresses are nice, but these women wear the pants.

AU Sakura is the sole heir to a multimillionaire firm, but when she starts receiving death threats, she is forced to hire Gaara, a dark and antisocial bodyguard to protect her. Will they be able to put aside their differences for a common goal? GaaxSaku

[NejixSakura] Deprived of Chakra, he took her through the forest, however, her womanly body seemed to make him want repayment for his deed, and she was more than willing to comply. Suggestion of Lemon foreplay in First chapter, Lemon in the Second

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

He loved his wife to death, but sometimes she was such a mood killer.

There's something about fire that calls to Ace. AceNami.

Specters of the past bring forth questions for the future. Can she save his soul, or will he wander forever in darkness? AN added with links to ficpics

Strong M, DARK, Oneshot: It had all been a lie. A ruse. A mask. He was not a misunderstood angel wanting to be a leader but a monster wanting to be a tyrant. (Edited)

What if Naraku had a blog? That's an online journaldiary for those of you who don't know. Purely for fun...it's a joke! He mainly complains about his difficult livein girlfriend, her son, her hanyou stepson, her exhusband, and their friends.

He had made her into someone she was not. Oneshot. DracoHermione.

Sango and Inuyasha alone inside the Ladies Room. AU. Oneshot.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.