Hello there! My name's TheRavingFangirl. But you knew that already... I write suckish to average quality stories, most of which are one-shots because I really don't have many ideas. I'm not the kind of writer who consitently updates; sometimes I get inspiration randomly and go on a writing spree. (is that the word?) So, if you like consitent updates, turn back now!

USELESS FACTS ABOUT ME!

Favorite colors: Purple and indigo

Favorite websites: Fanfiction.net, , , ,

Ships: Ron/Hermione, Aang/Katara, Sam/Freddie, Luna/Neville, Harry/Ginny, Finn/Princess Bubblegum, Soul/Maka, Kid/fem!Crona, England/America, Russia/China

Worst fear: Being murdered in my sleep ._.

Catch phrase: "Once I decide to lose it, I wonder where I'll bury the bodies."

Favorite anime: Either Hetalia or Soul Eater

Age: Over NINE THOUSAND!!

Location: A place

Enemies: Hmmm...

Shoe size: 7 or 9, I'm not sure...

Species: Nation (like the nations in Hetalia)

Favorite soup: New England style clam chowder

Favorite Harry Potter character: Either Neville Longbottom, Ron Weasley, or Hermione Granger

Favorite song: It's a toss up between "Love Song" by Sara Bareilles and "Kiss Me Slowly" by Parachute

Favorite emoticon: =^+^=

Favorite show: Adventure Time

Favorite meat: Beef

Favorite anime character: I can't deside between Crona from Soul Eater, Canada from Hetalia, or Alphonse from Fullmetal Alchemist :3

NEVER-INSULT-HARRY-POTTER-IN-FRONT-OF-ME!

BEST FRIENDS + FOOD + INTERNET ACCESS = MOST AMAZING AWESOME HYPER EPIC TIMES EVER.

Some stuff that I wish I knew when I first started FanFiction Copied from the profile of potato4 thank you potato4!!

1. Canon- From the book, of the book, completely in line with the facts stated in the book. Often pairings. (Example: Ron/Hermione)

2. Non-canon- When it is not from the book. (Example: Draco/Hermione)

3. Slash- Guy with guy stories. (Example: Draco/Harry)

4. Femeslash- Girl with girl stories. (Example: Hermione/Ginny)

5. Smut- M stuff, particularly what Fanfiction.net so tastefully refers to as 'Adult themes'.

6. Lemon- Really M stuff. Even worse than smut.

7. Flames- Mean reviews. When you trash a fic.

8. OC- Original Character. When you make up your own character, i.e. not a canon character.

9. OOC- Out Of Character- When a canon character is not accurate. (Example: When Draco runs around singing "Nobody's Perfect" and hands out unicorn stickers to first graders.)

10. IC- The opposite of OOC. stands for In Character. When a cannon character is written accurately. This is something all fanfiction authors should strive for in their stories, and a strong compliment in a review.

11. AU- Alternate Universe- When the story is set in a different universe than that the author has created.

12. Fluff- Sweet romantic moments. No action/adventure or anything.

13. OTP- (I have never heard of this one) Apparently, this means One True Pairing. I assume this means that it's the one pairing you enjoy and stand by. (This is not to be confused with OotP, which means Order of the Phoenix. ;)

14. Ship- A pairing/couple. Comes from relationship. Heh heh. ~Nudges you~ Get it? Get it?

15. One-shot; Two-shot; Three-shot- One chapter, two chapters, three chapters. One-shot is the most common of these.

16. Songfic- A fic including, or based upon, a song.

17. Mary Sues- A female character (usually OC, see above) that is favored by the author and pretty much perfect (and thus completely unbelievable) in every way. The sort of character that gets on your nerves by their very existence. Closely realted to this is a

18. Gary Stu. the less common male counterpart of a Mary Sue. Has all the same characteristics, but is male.

19. A/N- (Or A.N. or AN or any other variation on this theme.) Author's Note. Self-explanatory.

20. AH- All Human. All characters are human. This is not commonly seen.

21. POV- Point of View.

22. R&R- Read and review!

23. Lime- Like Lemon, but not as bad.

24. Drabble- A fic that is from 50-500 words in length. Technicly a fic that is under 100 words but that is quite rare.

25. CC- Constructive Critisism. Really helpful reviews are full of this stuff.

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer- Post this on your profile!

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

Okay, so pick 10 of your favorite characters from your favorite book and GO! :)

Harry Potter:

1. Ron

2. Hermione

3. Neville

4. Luna

5. Ginny

6. Sirius

7. Lupin

8. McGonnagall

9. Dumbledore

10. Voldemort

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at her house. What happens?

McGonnagall turns into a cat and sneaks away while Luna rambles on about Crumple-Horned Sorkaks to Neville over something very...Luna-esque (strange)

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happen?

Dumby drags Ginny in, insisting it's good for "inner balance"

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Ron's house definately. I've always wanted to stay at The Burrow, and Grimmauld Place would creep me out...

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...His reaction?

Voldemort screams "PEDOPHILE!" and kills Lupin and Hermione both. That's just how he rolls.

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

Oh dear God...Neville in love with Sirius is strange in itself...but McGonnagall being jealous is just too much for me.

6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

If Luna jumped me, she'd probably just try to sell me a copy of the Quibbler. Hermione would save me by going on about how the Quibbler is a load of rubbish and bum Luna out.

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

Ron's food is burnt because the kitchen is on fire.

9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they chose?

Oh, the coincidence...Neville marries Luna because I ship them! :D

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

What does Ginny have that Lupin would want? Hmmm...Perhaps some of Mrs. Weasley's cooking? XD

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

Ron, I guess. Sirius is awesome, but I must admit that he can be a little too gloomy sometimes.

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

Voldy, Voldy, Voldy...Lay off of the fire whiskey. I bet that Luna would totally do it, though.

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance?

It depends. What year are we in? Cause Neville gets a lot of guts in Deathly Hallows.

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

McGonnagall wipes the sweat off of her forehead in relief that she doesn't have to see Voldemort and Hermione get married...

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because Lupin is a werewolf.

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Harry Potter. He sucked and tortured the earth, but the great hero Voldemort was there to stop him. He killed Harry and all of the witches and wizards of the world loved and revered him. Then Voldy killed everyone else for the heck of it. THE END.

17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

Ron kills Voldemort WITH A SPOON. He was late because he was busy destroying Voldemort's Horcruxes so he could kill him and stop him from marrying Hermione.

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Ginny and Dumbledore: HEYYYYYYY~

Me: GET OUT. *shoves them out the door*

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Sirius gets caught by the Dementors, Luna wanders off and swims with polar bears, Neville stands there awkwardly, and McGonnagall has a suckish birthday. No one got her presesnts because no one knows what she likes.

20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

Ron: GET ME WITH HERMIONE EARLIER IN THE SERIES!

Hermoine: NO SUMMER VACATION!

Neville: MAKE MY PARENTS SANE!

Luna: BLIBBERING HUMDINGER RIGHTS!

Ginny: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO PROTEST!

Sirius: CLEAR THE NAME OF SIRIUS BLACK!

Lupin: END WEREWOLF PERSECUTION!

McGonnagall: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO PROTEST EITHER!

Dumbledore: SPREAD LOVE, NOT HATE FOR MUGGLES!

Voldemort: MAKE KILLING PEOPLE LEAGAL!

Me: *locks door*

21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

I can't picture Dumby killing anyone...I guess Hermione would, uh...I'm going blank here.

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?

Sirius makes the altimate sacrifice beacuse he hates his life anyway.

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Neville.

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Ginny: GET ME OUT OF YOUR DANG CHAMBER OF SECRETS!

Voldemort: Nah...

(kills)

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

Neville tries feebly to keep the kids in line, and they end up chasing Trevor around and beating him up...

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

McGonnagall turns and exits the room.

27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

Ron starts a fan-fiction about Dumbledore and Voldy going out. Hermione burns it.

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Lupin's pie is superb!

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Neville: Sorry Professor...

McGonnagall: Fifty points from Gryffindor!

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)

Neville: RAHHHHH!! *kills with Sword of Gryffindor*

31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?

TO CANDY MOUNTAIN~

~I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with written words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, MadCatta, True Colours, GypsyxSilent, Electric Plum, Amber Lehcar, TheRavingFangirl

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below

1. America

2. Canada

3. England

4. Russia

5. China

6. Germany

7. Italy

8. Japan

9. Romano

10. France

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

America: WAKE UP DUDE! HA HA HA HA HA~

Me: HOLY SHI- (falls out of bed)

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

(glomps Canada)

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: MAPLE LEAF!!

Iggy: AH! I-I thought America was in here...

Me: *nosebleed*

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Russia and...Romano...? What in the name of...?

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: I hate being stranded on this stupid little island...

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Yay! Italy~ Wait. That means I get Romano too. Oh well, they're both awesome!

10 ignored you all the time?

Okay! Sure! Awesome!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Me (stuck in a corner with both of the guys advancing on me): AH! SOMEONE HELP ME!

America: NOT SO FAST DUDES!! I AM THE HERO! *beats the crap out of those guys*

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Canada: M-maple...How did I do that?

Me: Tch...

Canada: I'm so sorry...Let me call an ambulence...

Me: I still love you, Canada~

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Russia: *glares at fire*

Fire: AHHHHHHHHHHH! *extinguishes*

Me: *thumbs up*

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Me: PLEASE KILL ME NOW GERMANY. KILL MEEEEE~

France: Honhonhonhon~

Germany: ._.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Me: *sniffle*

Italy: Ve~ Don't cry~ I'll make you some pasta!

Me: Awwwww, thank you Feli!

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Romano: HURRY UP AND WIN YOU STUPID BITCH!!!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Laugh along in his pervy laugh.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

He's the hero! He's cute, funny, his heart is in the right place, and plus...he's my home country!

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

B-b-but Mattie...I thought y-you loved m-me... *cries in corner*

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

NO.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: Do you like the curl I got on the side?

Italy: Ve~ It's cute!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses you his love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

I'm sorry, Romano, but I love Canada :( We can still be friends though, right? And plus, apparently Italy is related to me, which makes YOU related to me...

You spot 10 kissing number 1. How do you react?

Me: *beats France over the head with a chair* STAY. AWAY. FROM. AMERICA. HE. BELONGS. TO IGGY!!!

France: *twitches on ground*

America: THANK YOU MAN! *hugs me*

Me: It's okay, Alfred. It's okay... *pats him on the back*

Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?

Nein, I don't think so. Germany has a hard enough time tolerating Italy, and America is worse...

Would number 2 trust number 5?

Canada would trust almost anyone, I bet!

Number 3 wants to go shopping, will 7 come along?

Hmmm. England and Italy? Not sure...

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

I don't even know...

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

The kitchen would just be on fire.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Italy and Romano go to Nintendo to be the Mario Bros. for people who like Hetalia!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girlfriend should look like. Will 6 be happy?

I don't know if Romano can draw, and he kind of hates Germany, so...

10 and 8 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

No. Just, just NO.

What would happen if...

2 sent 9 an e-mail that was meant for his girlfriend?

Romano: YOU STUPID MAPLE BASTARD!

Canada: I'm sorry! I'll never do it again!

Me: What is going on here?!

Romano: The maple bastard sent me an e-mail meant for you!

Me: ...Oh. Crap...

7 won the lottery?

He'd spend it on PASTA~

What would 1 think of 2?

They're bros!

What would 2 find weird about 3?

Canada finds it odd that England has imaginary(?) friends.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They're part of the Axis Powers!

What Element Are You?

:FIRE:.
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.

Total: 3

.:WATER:.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.

Total: 3

.:EARTH:.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 3

.:AIR:.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.

Total: 9

.:DARKNESS:.
You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.

Total: 4

.:LIGHT:.
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.

Total: 7

So, I'm air and light? Heh, cool :3

❑ Single
❑ Taken
✔ Married to Matthew Williams (Canada)

If you remember Canada, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you say the Pledge of Alliegance because of America from Hetalia, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you fangirl squeal whenever you see the flag of your favorite Hetalia character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever asked someone to become one with Mother Russia, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you prefer to call the countries by their human names in history, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever copied and pasted anything onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever said "NO, NO, NO, DON'T HIT ME I'M A VIRGIN!!" to someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your grandma taught you the true spirit of the maple leaf, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

pastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~ ( = ヮ = )৩

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Wal-Mart to it's cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Crazy is when you have a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!” Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Harry Potter series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with CSI that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if Grissom will come out. Crazy is when you’re going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of Spanish vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the Spanish Vocabulary. Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual iPod in your head and are snapped out of it when I friend asks you why your wiggling to what seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you fall out of bed and then ask the floor if it's OK. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper Hale is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is when someone knocks you flat on your back and your the one who gets up laughing. Crazy is when you draw shoes on your revision paper when you're supposed to be revising. Crazy is when you scream when the toaster pops after watching something kind of scary. Crazy is when you start having illusions after playing Guitar Hero for hours with your cousin. Crazy is when you get drunk with soda. Crazy is when you count the number of steps you take while walking. Crazy is when you've done all of these things. Crazy is when you suddenly forget what you were going to do. Crazy is when you don't noticed something that is right in front of your eyes. Crazy is when you suddenly decide to hit someone and laugh when he/she yells. Crazy is when you become obsessed with every single book you read. Crazy is when you stay up until 3:00 in the morning reading. Crazy is when you tell everyone who will listen that Effie Trinket is awesome,and in your perfect Mockingjay ending she would marry Haymitch,it would turn out that Cinna wasn't dead,and Katniss dies alone because she's a Mary Sue. Crazy is when you can't remember your own name sometimes, but you've memorized the ending theme to Hetalia: Axis Powers. Crazy is when you yell at a pen for not working. Crazy is when you just notice a new window that's been there for eight months. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!