A week before Valentine's Day, Wendy receives a mysterious love note. In the course of playing detective, she finds out some surprising secrets about the people she thought she knew best...including herself. Stendy, plus other secret pairings to be revealed...

"Normal people knock on the door of other people's houses and wait to be let in before they enter, but not me and Craig. You see, we're bros, and bros don't knock on the door. Bros just let themselves in." Warnings: ADD narration, boys kissing, Cryde.

Pre-TLG/Non-TLG compliant. Basically me obsessing over TAC & wanting to know what happens as Arty recovers, so this is my take on it. Picks up right after the last scene of TAC. I'm a sap & a drama queen but there is a plot. T as of Chap 14. Eventual A/H, but the romance really isn't the main focus, hence it not being 1 of the genres. Cover art courtesy of ArtyDanna on deviantart.

Because "Constanza" is what Amy calls her diary. CHAP 33: Coda (and spoilers for) Episode 8.16, "The Intimacy Acceleration". Excerpt: Leonard got a text message from Penny: "2day is Shel's bdAy!"

NOT DEAD! UPDATES SLOWLY. Eric Cartman is tired of being the resident fat ass. After befriending The Goths, he soon discovers alternative ways to deal with his weight but when coping leads to self-mutilation, only one person can pull him from the abyss. Cartman/Kyle.

An anthropologically correct bachelorette party, battling goddesses, and a Death Star. An average Friday night in Pasadena.

Dean takes a picture of Castiel to make him a fake FBI ID. A hint of Destiel.

No, really. And it's adorable.

Dean and Sam encounter a fallen Cupid. He senses a 'profound' love within Dean, and decides to loosen him up a bit. I wonder what would happen if a certain nerd angel were to drop in at this point...

Sherlock snoops through John's drawers and finds something. . . unexpected. Silly, fluffy, ridiculous fic. Johnlock.

John Watson was well known for his ability to get girlfriends. The problem was, he wasn't quite so good at keeping them - especially when his flatmate employed his rather strange skill-set to scare them off at inopportune moments.

Oneshot. The incident that led to what Hungary told Prussia in the second part of his diary and the long journey to Hungary's eventual acceptance of her womanhood.

"Piss off," Sherlock says, and it's a remark, like, Funny weather we're having, only John can hear the edge just under the surface.

Gakuen!AU. Sweden finds himself stranded at school late at night, alone, his glasses accidentally crushed, his eyesight too poor to find his own way home. This turns out to be a blessing in disguise when Finland happens to show up and agrees to help him get back to his apartment.

One night, as he's falling asleep, Italy sees Germany display the tell-tale signs of having a nightmare. Oneshot. Gerita. Somewhat fluffy.

Two different social classes; both visiting Paris, France- the city of love for some fun and excitement into their lives, only to recieve much more than they barganed for. The love shall bloom like a rare prismatic rose. Ameripan, Gerita, Fruk, AU.

*COMPLETE* After eating England's cooking, Germany falls into a fitful dream, in which he is visited by the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future. They have come to warn him to change his scroogey ways, but will the stubborn nation heed their warnings?

Ever since meeting each other, Sheldon and Amy are not even aware how they're attached by the hip. They spend so much time together that some of them are just mentioned in the show. Drabbles about the unseen Shamy moments. Ch 2: Preliminary Zoo Visitation

A story about the natural evolution of love.

Kyle has always really hated horror movies. One-shot, implications of Kyman.

In which Eric ponders the mystery of "The Great Rear View Mirror Confrontation" in Kyle's brand new Volkswagen. Kyman one-shot. Rated M for suggestive content.

Technically a headcanon one-shot, set during the events of Paint it, White. Can't be properly defined by just two categories, so it's Romance, Angst, Friendship, Adventure, Humor, and much more. Rated T for swearing and sexual but not explicit content.

Lily's classroom is haunted. Cas must infiltrate it using his new vessel. Gen with slight Barney/Robin. Disclaimer: Shows aren't mine.

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

"Crushes are juvenile, ma Cherie. You need to either let it go or act on it." Germanyxfem!Italy, office AU.

Amy contemplates her life and relationship with Sheldon on Valentine's Day. Would this holiday just slip by as a normal day, or does Sheldon have more in store?

Kenny persuades Cartman to perform at the school talent show. Kyman.

Russia has been stalking China for centuries, and although China is used to the horrible injuries resulting from his "love," finally it's enough and China says a few choice words to his admirer. But when Russia apparently gives up, why is China so hurt?

Feast your eyes upon the very beast that mastered the anatomy and functionality of the female psyche! Delve into my vast knowledge of picking up chicks - and maybe dudes - with ease and flawless strategy. Suck on that, Craig. hiatus!

England writes a letter to France, detailing ten things he hates about him and why the frog makes him crazy. But what did he put as number one? And what happens when France unexpectedly shows up? FrUK/UKFr oneshot. Rated T for swearing. Enjoy!

A collection of various documents from the boys' junior year. ON HIATUS UNTIL SPBB ENDS

France smiles - and ignores the miles and miles of love obvious in his eyes, tells himself they aren't there - and leans over England to kiss that little, scrunched up nose. FrUK Oneshot. De-anon from Kink Meme.

It's been six years but the girls are back to making lists. But this time, instead of listing cutest boy, their rating cutest slash couple! Couples inside

To everyone else it's clear that Cartman and Kyle like each other - but they just can't see it. Kyman - because there can never be enough.

France has begun a list on all the things he is not allowed to do. Watch the randomness unfold... Pairings: GerTalia, FrUK, AmeriCan, Giripan & others. Short drabble, oneshot. Complete. Enjoy!

Cartman's an Anti-Semitic. Kyle's a Jew. Put two and two together in the same house and it's ends up being Too Close For Comfort! My twist on a Kyman romance! Give it a try!

"Why is it when I am haunted by painful memories, I find myself in your arms? Why is it when you try to drink away your sorrows, you always find a way to my doorstep?" France reflects on his complex relationship with England. FrUK, Fluffy-ish at the end

Wheatley's never really understood why humans have so many useless parts. Hair, eyebrows, fingernails...and lips. What did lips do, anyway? Of course, maybe bringing it up around a certain mute lady isn't the best idea... oneshot

If someone had told Finland that he would find Sweden crying that day, he wouldn't have believed them, and yet here he was with Sweden's tear-streaked face buried in his chest... pre-relationship!SuFin

"There are only three possible outcomes: He wins. I win. We both lose. There can't be two winners." The animosity between Kyle and Eric comes to a head when both boys unhinge, unwind, and unleash a series of events that can only lead to one outcome.

Francis and Arthur believe that their darling little Matthew is a virgin, and accidentally set off a betting pool to see who can get into Matthew's pants first. Matthew is less than amused. Ensemble, with asexual Canada. USA-Can bros and Canada/Cuba.

Kyle Broflovski is tired of his dull, unchanging life. But after he returns from being away from South Park for the summer, things start to spiral out of control, and everything falls apart. Mainly Kyman. Strong language and references to sex.

How else were you supposed to answer the phone when you had a hangover and the idiot at the other line just refused to get it that they were calling to a wrong number? AU.

Their first time was everything that one would think a first sexual encounter between a virginal baker and his huntress would be:

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

SLASH. It all started with Dean's perfectly healthy hatred of frivilous holidays and a much-coveted sack of dust. Poor Castiel doesn't fully understand 'romance' to begin with, and this crash course is most unwelcome.

Through his limited, child knowledge of reading the atmosphere and the Irish language, it became clear that the only way to get it through to that frog about how much he was hated, was to kiss him. Whatever that was. Chibi!England X France

England bakes; France despairs.

As strong as Germany is, even he needs to be held sometimes. And who better to seek comfort from than the cute little Italian who always seems to find a way to sneak into his bed?

Germany slowly begins to realize, as he observes his ally in various everyday situations, that his feelings for Italy have evolved over time... Now if only he could identify what exactly they'd become. Written for the kink meme

Slight AU one-shot. Human!Cas, established relationship Dean/Cas, unabashedly fluffy. A story about things that real men do not do. "Isn't that kind of what you do anyways? Snuggle?" "We do not snuggle," Dean asserted. "We spoon manfully. For warmth."

Settings crafted with the South Park cast designed to make you feel. CHAPTER 4: Kyle/Bebe. -Reformatted for easier reading-

The title says it all. Includes Style, Stenny, Startman, Stutters, and some Stendy. Oneshot.

Some people mocked Arthur Kirkland for still believing in Santa even though he was turning eighteen. Francis Bonnefoy found other things to mock him for. FrUKAU

When your life hits an all time low, things can't possibly get any worse, right? Not for Kyle Broflovski. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.

Kiku overhears a rather . . . Interesting conversation between England, America, and France. "Who has the bigger WHAT!"

I loathe Eric Cartman. That's no secret. And up until tonight, I always knew he felt the same way about me. But that all changes when he tells me something he obviously never wanted me to know. Kyle's POV, then Cartman's. Mild slash.

When a hypnotist comes to South Park Elementary, Cartman and Kyle become reluctant participants. Oneshot.

Done for Angel's b-day! England was used to other nations simply barging into his house whenever they felt like it. However, he had to draw the line somewhere. And coming in at five in the morning to bake cookies certainly crossed that line. Fruk oneshot

Throughout the course of most of Eric Cartman's not so long life, he was confident in his hatred for three things: hippies, Family Guy, and mostly and above all: Jews. A very silly CartmanKyle.

Cartman took the last blue one and Kyle is determined to get it back, no matter what. You'll never look at gumballs the same way again.