All I have is a voice
To undo the folded lie,
The romantic lie in the brain
Of the sensual man-in-the-street
And the lie of Authority
Whose buildings grope the sky:
There is no such thing as the State
And no one exists alone;
Hunger allows no choice
To the citizen or the police;
We must love one another or die.

-W.H. Auden, "September 1, 1939"

A standing offer from me to you:

Do you have a Victorious idea that you’d love to see developed, but that you’ve just never gotten around to actually writing? Have you dreamed up a plot so absurd that you would never in a thousand years dare commit it to paper? Want to see Jade become a Time Lord or Robbie be chased by bloodthirsty pterodactyls while dressed in a clown suit? Just give a situation or prompt to me, either via PM or in a review for one of my existing stories, and I’ll try my best to convert said situation/prompt into a one-shot. The weirder the suggestion, the better. Of course, I may not be able to take on every suggestion, depending upon the number of responses, but I’ll tackle as many as I can. It’ll be (I hope) a fun way for me to stretch my writing muscles, and for you to test my mettle.

Only three rules:

1) No explicit sex scenes.

2) Nothing with copious amounts of gore. (To explain further: “Tori becomes a serial killer” would be a perfectly fine prompt; “A 3500-word description of Tori torturing Robbie with a chainsaw” would not be.)

3) Okay, maybe not a "rule" as such, but I prefer not to do stories that are slavish rehashes of existing book/movie plots.

All right? Well, then – let the suggestions begin!