Hi!

I don't have a life other than Bleach, Death Note, Fairy Tail, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, the Gone book series, and manga/anime. My life revolves around them. No seriously, that and fanfiction is my life. (I practicley worship them, even thinking of making a shrine...)

Real name: f u stalkers.

Age: I'm in my teens. Not telling anyone anything more than that.

Here's a basic idea of what I look like: average height, maybe a little on the tall side. Long golden blonde hair. Brown eyes. Olive tone skin but pale-ish at the same time (if that makes any sense O_o ). Naturally dark lips (I swear, if one more person asks me if I'm wearing lip-stick I am gonna punch someone! No I am not wearing lip-stick!!). Not thin at all but definitely not overwight either (I think you'd call my size "huggable"). I aslo have nerdy white-rimmed glasses that I try to not wear whenever possible. Okay, I know you're all probably thinking: "Tall and blonde with dark lips? Do you really expect us to believe you, Gia?" But I'm NOT lying!! Okay, I may have forgotten to add that I have a little bit of a *cough* blackhead *cough* problem, but they're not noticable unless you're up in my face. Really. I am a hot blonde ;D Just kidding! Or am I? I'll keep you guys guessing XD

I LOVE Adventure Time with Finn and Jake :D Just... OH MY GLOB, THE FEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS!!

I LOVE Bleach (the manga, not the anime - I'm a total bookworm, plus, watching cartoons with subtitles is BORING. And the English dubs are like poisen to my ears. I mean, why dafuq does Rukia sound like an AI?) and am currently reading chapter 300-something, volume 30-something. So, pretty behind in the series, actually... I would be further ahead, but I reached the Hueco Mundo arc and I just couldn't stand all the fight scenes (with my short attention span and all), but I've sucked it up and am forcing myself to read through it, just like I did with the Soul Society arc! :D

I ABSOLUETLY ADORE Death Note. It was the 2nd manga I ever read (tho I never finished it) and probably my favourite anime (which I did finish) of all time. I love Death Note even more than Bleach, and that is SAYING SOMETHING.

I've recently started watching Fairy Tail (I'm only around episode 20-something, tho) and I'm reletively sure that I am in LOVE with it too _ It's not the kind of anime I'd usually go for, but a close friend recommended it, and it was indeed as awesome as she said it'd be :D

The first manga I ever read was Bakuman (by the creators of Death Note!). I never got to finish reading it but I really thought it was awesome, so once I'm done watching Fairy Tail, I am planning on watching Bakuman, so yay!! :DDD But that might be a while from now...

Favourite ADVENTURE TIME pairings = MARCELEE - Marceline x Marshall Lee - *angel choir starts singing in backround* *then Marcy and Marshy comes and smashed them over the head with their axe-bases* I LOVE THIS PAIRING SO MUCH!!! :DDD

Favourite GONE pairing = DRIANA - Drake x Diana - HUGE FAN OF THIS PAIRING!!! Sam and Astrid can go jump off a cliff for all I care! Though it's a bit sad because I know this paring will never happen because they HATE each other! D': Plus, whip hands are total chick-repelent XD

Favourite BLEACH pairing = ULQUIHIME - Ulquiorra x Orihime - I LOVE THIS PAIRING SO EFFIN' MUCH!!! :DDD IT' SO PERFECT IN EVERY CONCIEVABLE WAY!!! :'D

Favourite DEATH NOTE pairing = MATSUDA X SAYU - because no one will ever be good enough for Light, and I needed an actual pairing other than LightxHimself to support. *shrugs* It was either LightxMisa, LxMisa or LightxL, and I don't like ANY of those (except LightxL, but I'm totally straight, so yaoi is really weird to me) so I just chose I nice neutral pairing to support... But LxMisa would be funny... Meh, Matsuda and Sayu are cute together, there's no denying that, so whatever...

Favourite FAIRY TAIL pairing = GRAYLU - Gray x Lucy - because Gray is hot, and if I can't have him, then I'll just let the character that looks the most like me have him. And I think they'd be awesome together. And did I mention GRAY IS HOT? Yeah... he's just... I HAVE NO WORDS. He's just so... *DROOLS*

My Catch Phrases:

1. "WTF?"
2. "Dafuq?"
3. "Shut up!"
4. "Go die in a hole."
5. "Shit!"
6. "Ya think?"
7. "Lovely. Be quiet."

There's tons of other ones but I just can't seem to remember them right now O_o

My Favourite Book(s): Gone, Gone, ooh let's see... Gone, oh, and did I say Gone? I also like Divergent/Insurgent (still reading Insurgent, though .), Department 19, I Am Number Four, H.I.V.E (Higher Institute for Vilinous Education), Percy Jackson and the Olympians, that other Percy Jackson series that forgot the name of - i think it was The Lost Heroes?, The Hunger Games, Skulduggery Pleasant (though I've grown out of this one somewhat), Ausländer, Sektion 20, some Steven King short stories (Yes. That's right. I like Steven King's stuff. FREAK ALERT.), (this list goes on forever...)

Favourite Mangas/Animes: Bleach (duh), Death Note (bigger duh), Fairy Tail

Favourite TV shows/cartoons: Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, How I Met Your Mother, Generator Rex, Total Drama, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy , The Simpsons, American Dad, Family Guy, etc...

Favourite Singer: None whatsoever, I like bands ;)

Favourite Bands: BREAKING BENJAMIN (4 EVA!!! :D), Three Days Grace, Sick Puppies...

Favourite Songs: Diary of Jane, Dear Agony, Evil Angel, Anthem of the Angels, Dance With the Devil, Had Enough, Unknown Soldier, So Cold, Until the End, Topless, You, Into the Nothing, I Will Not Bow, Without You, What Lies Beneath, Lights Out, Crawl, Breath, Forget It, Firefly, Rain, Blow Me Away (Breaking Benjamin - one of those weird bands where I like all of their songs O_O); Home, The Good Life, I Hate Everything About You, Chalk Ouline, Break, Pain, Animal I Have Become (Three Days Grace); War, I Hate You, You're Going Down, Cancer, Pitiful (Sick Puppies); Everybody Talks, Animal (Neon Trees); This Is War, Stranger In A Strang Land, Night of the Hunter (Thirty Seconds To Mars)...

I underlined my super-favies :3

Favourite Movie: Resident Evil: Afterlife

Copy And Paste:

Weird is good, strange is good, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this on your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a phone.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and admire the beauty of the landscape afer the rains.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird ,who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a boy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different, beautiful, and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, Darling Summers, Rozzyrox, Lupus Stevens, xThexBlackxRosex, Rose angel 428, Alyss Mainwaring, Vanity Storm(Jenny Dalby) and Gianna Sparrow.

Okay, I got this thing off SakuraSocoro's profile:

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Gia (forget I told you that! D:)

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Giaizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Midnight Blue Kitty

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Liliana Gianna

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom/dad's maiden/ gentleman(?) name):

Stagieen

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Black Milk

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom/dad's maiden(er gentleman?)name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

Isirvra

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name)

Martha

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Sushi

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong)

Strawberry Blender

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory)

Midnight Blue Beard

You say BABY BLUE
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say BREAKING BENJAMIN
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say BLEACH
You say POP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

Copy and paste if you are proud to go against the grain.

Smile, It Confuses People.

Sorry, I can't today. My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died, and yes, it was tragic.

If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (Every single one of them...)

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you think tat those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol... put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile.

If u think I'M mad, copy and paste this onto ur profile.

If you often get attacked by plot bunnies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If anyone has ever called you crazy, paste this to your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

Chinese Horoscope:

DO NOT CHEAT, OR IT WON'T WORK, AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TO TRY THIS. DO NOT READ AHEAD. IT'S WORTH IT...

1.Get pen & paper.

2.When choosing names, make sure they are REAL PEOPLE that you ACTUALLY KNOW.

3.Go w/ your FIRST INSTINCTS! (Very important for accurate results).

4.Scroll down ONE LINE AT A TIME. DON'T READ AHEAD

5.On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1-11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

to NUMBERS 1 & 2, write down ANY 2 NUMBERS you want.

to NUMBERS 3 & 7, write down the names of TWO MEMBERS of the OPPOSITE SEX. (If gay, SAME SEX names)

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD, OR IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT.

8.Write down ANYONE'S NAME (friend or family) next to 4, 5, and 6. DON'T CHEAT.

9.Write down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11. 6. Finally, MAKE A WISH. Are you ready? ...

HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME: The number of people that LIKE YOU is found in SPACE 2.

The person in SPACE 3 is the one YOU LOVE.

The person you LIKE but the relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7.

YOU CARE MOST about the person you put in SPACE 4 .

The person in SPACE 5 is the one that KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

The person in SPACE 6 is YOUR LUCKY STAR.

The song in SPACE 8 matches w/ the person in SPACE 3.

The song in SPACE 9 is for the person in SPACE 7

The 10th SPACE tells you the MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND.

And 11 is the song telling you HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE. NUMBER ONE is your LUCKY NUMBER.

Repost this w/n AN HOUR of reading this. If you do, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE

this is a pretty cool little horoscope! I hope you tried it! I was pretty amused with my results!

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

(BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (Not true. I'm just 100% straight and don't like yaoi or yuri. it's just too weird for me)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Pick the month you were born in...

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) - I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June) - I robbed
(July) - I kissed
8 (Aug) - I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 - a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 - the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 - a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 - yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 - my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because im good in bed
brown - because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green - because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED - because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye - because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic - because I am crazy like that
none - because i have a killer six pack!!

= I shot a homeless guy because that bum stole my taco.

Wow, that actually kinda made sense O_O

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this to your profile.

If two gooses are geese why aren't two mooses called meese? Or when two foots are feet why aren't two footballs feetballs? If you agree, copy and paste this into your page.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this on your profile.

If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, put this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, Emeraldman, ShadedHope, Orgaization of 13 Ninjas, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Hikari inai, Kasumi, destinykeyblade, Radius Flame and Giana Sparrow.

If you're a girl who's tired of people thinking that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

Remember When...
Getting high meant swinging at a playground?
The worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
When mum was your hero,
And dad was the boy you were gonna marry?
When your worst enemies were your siblings.
And race issues were about who ran fastest?
When -WAR- was a card game
And life was simple and care free?
Remember when all you wanted to do was grow up?
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're still 5 inside...no matter how old you are now.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

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(O.o)

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(o.O) (o.O)
( _ ) ( _ )

()_()
(o.O) We are staring at you
from behind a fence.
We are stalkers.
Beware the stalker bunnies!

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95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera, and yell "DO A FLIP!"

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If you could live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Gone books, copy and paste this to your profile.

IMPORTANT: Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! :D:D:D:D:D (ICK)

90% of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 10% that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile.

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Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.
Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!

Your a book-aholic if...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a seige on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (Who wouldn't?)

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book.

I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are, then copy and paste this on your profile page.

If you think that writing fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, Pendragon1, iLiKeChEeSeAnDcOoKiEs, XxXRainbowstarXxX, WriterCat, Radius Flame and Giana Sparrow.

If you have ever read fanfiction for at least three hours straight, then wondered when it got so dark out, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like to repeat things over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste onto your profile.

If you love reading really long books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read fanfiction as much as you like to read books, copy and paste this on your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you are worthy of calling yourself weird!

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

92% of teenagers girls would die if Justin Bieber or Robert Pattison told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8% laughing your ass off.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breathe and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people look at you funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile

What My Mother Taught Me:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

More Copy And Paste:

You know you live in 2012 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played Solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they're not on Facebook.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Copy and paste this on to your profile if you fell for that... you know you did.

If you have a relative that pauses a movie that you've never seen about halfway through so that he/she can tell you exactly how the movie will end, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever been forced to sit through a movie so old that King Arthur himself probably wrote the script, copy this to your profile.

If you get confused and forget what you're going to say just because a fly buzzes by your head...never mind, I forgot what this was...

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this onto your profile.

If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you are totally (I LIKE FISHPONIES!!) random ( Zebra's have stripes!) copy this onto your profile!

If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile

If everyone thinks that you're your older sibling's twin, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever written a story for the soul purpose of doing it before someone else, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever written a story just because no one else has used that idea, copy this

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, you buttmuncher."

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups..

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of people would panic if the Jonas brothers stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5 who who get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this.

If you've ever had a dream and forgotten what it was about before the dream even ended, copy and paste

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If they tell us to use colourful words in english, but they also tell us not to swear what am I meant to do?

If you have ever had a conversation with your self copy & paste this to your profile

If you would rather read, or be outside, rather than watching t.v, put this on your profile.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love and I mean love to read, put this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever said a number, but held up the wrong amount of fingers, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone (pets count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you "talk" to characters when your writing a story, copy and paste this to your profile. (yeh usually something along the lines of... 'WTF, when did you get in here?')

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped UP stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Annoying Things To Do In A Elevator:

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they'll open again!"

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27. Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

28. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

29. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

30. Throw a rave.

31. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

32. Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

33. Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

34. Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

35. Have a heated debate with yourself.

36. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

37. Drum on every available surface.

38. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

39. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

40. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

41. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

42. Propose to the other passengers.

43. Challenge people to duels.

44. Sell girl scout cookies.

45. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

46. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

47. Shout "Food fight!"

48. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

49. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

50. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

51. Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!

52. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

53. Shave.

54. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

55. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

56. Practice your kung fu.

57. Make race car noises when people get on and off.

58. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

59. Fly a model airplane.

60. Do yoga.

61. Play the accordion

62. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

63. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

64. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

65. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

66. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

More Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator:

1. Meow occasionally.

2. Say "DING!" at every floor.

3. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

4. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

5. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

6. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

7. Congradulate all for being in the same lift as you.

8. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

9. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.

10. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

11. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

12. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.

13. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"

14. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

15. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

16. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

17. Say your Majesty when anybody gets on.

18. Introduce yourself as Lord Voldemort.

19. Ask people which floor they want and why, and then announce that you're going to the floor with Olympus on it because you didn't steal any lightening.

20. Hang Ethan Hunt style from the ceiling of the elevator and speak ominously when someone enters "Heloooooooo,"

21. Still hanging from the ceiling, drop onto whoever comes in.

22. Try to make up and sing lyrics for the boring elevator music.

23. Try to start a My-Briefcase-is-better-than-yours contest.

24. Hold a ring and say, "My precious"

Favourite Quotes:

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

You cry I cry, you laugh I laugh, you jump off a bridge, I laugh even harder.

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is, why would I keep looking after I've found it?

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Favourite Skulduggery Pleasant Quotes (even better):

Stephanie: "I can't see what would be in it for my parents. I mean, they have the perfect daughter already- what more could they want?"
Tanith laughed, then tried to cover it up with a cough.
"Found something?" Skulduggery asked from behind them.
Tanith turned, looking serious. "No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh... more floor."
Stephanie hugged herself, trying to stop her shoulders from shaking with laghter.
"OK," Skulduggery said. "Well, keep on looking."
Tanith nodded, turned back and nudged Stephanie to get her to shut up. Stephanie clamped a hand over her mouth and had to look away when she saw Tanith's face, straining to hold her composure.
"Cow," Tanith muttered and that was it, the floodgates opened, and Stephanie doubled over with laughter that echoed throughout the warehouse. Tanith pointed at Stephanie and backed away. "Skulduggery, she's not being professional!"
Stephanie's laugh proved infectious and Tanith was soon on her knees. Skulduggery and Ghastly just looked at them.
"What's going on?" asked Ghastly.
"I'm not entirely sure," Skulduggery answered.
They looked at Stephanie and Tanith and shook their heads.
"Women," they said together.

Skulduggery: Doors are for people with no imaganation.

Desmond (to Fletcher): Take our daughter. We have another one now.

Skulduggery: I seem to have lost track of this speech, I don't really know where it's going, but I know how it started and that's what I want you to remember. Has anyone seen my hat?

Ghastly: That'll teach them to underestimate stupid people.

China: Don't you have somewhere else to be? It's not that I want you to leave, it's just that I don't want you to stay.

Skulduggery: We're not retreating. We're advancing in reverse.

Scapegrace: My brain isn't dead. It's sleeping.
Thrasher: We're very happy together, just the two of us. It's nothing to be ashamed of, it's very natural in fact... Scapegrace: Thrasher, shut up.

Desmond: If I approve of him, and like the cut of his jib, we may even adjourn to my study for brandy and cigars.
Valkyrie: You don't have a study.
Desmond: I mean, obviously, the downstairs toilet.

Friends vs Best Friends:

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Can't catch me!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried... just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would cry at the friendship song at graduation.
BEST FRIENDS: Wouldn't cause you know you'll always be together.

FRIENDS: Would clap while you dance the Thriller in the middle of a party by yourself.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be right behind you singing along.

FRIENDS: Would tell you not to go bungy jumping.
BEST FRIENDS: Would ask you "Are you ready yet?!"

FRIENDS: Would call you weird for thinking magic is real.
BEST FRIENDS: Would say, "Let's go visit Hogwarts and Narnia again."

FRIENDS: Would lie to you about a haircut.
BEST FRIENDS: Would break into your house in the middle of the night and try to fix it.

FRIENDS: Would ask you what your political party is.
BEST FRIENDS: Would tell you to make up your own.

FRIENDS: Would say the guys a jerk for breaking up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Would sneak into his house and dye his hair pink.

FRIENDS: Would complain about how boring classes are.
BEST FRIENDS: Would plan with you about throwing stinkbombs through the teacher's living room window.

FRIENDS: Would call you crazy for wanting to steal a school bus.
BEST FRIENDS: Are already in the bus with you driving to New York with your pet monkey.

FRIENDS: Think you're crazy for saying you have a unicorn named Archemedes that lives under your bed and chill at the same time with his penguin stalker Armando.
BEST FRIENDS: Have their own unicorns and other things that come over for sleep overs and to plot to rule the world.

FRIENDS: Borrow your things for a couple of days and then return it.
BEST FRIENDS: Borrow your things for so long that they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!

An Easy Way to Get Killed:

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
I picked up one my mum's books on fashion designing. All there was on page 81 was some cartoon lady in an over-revealing dress.

2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
Wall. Wall. And more wall. (The computer happens to be stuffed in a tiny corner. Everything around me pretty much just wall.)

3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
That episode of Family Guy when Stewie goes to the North Pole to kill Santa Claus but finds out that Santa works in a nuclear waste factory with a bunch of muyant elves and homicidal reindeers.

4.) Without looking, guess what time it is:
09:30.

5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
09:41. Wow, eleven miutes off, I was so close.

6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Family Guy nuclear waste Santa Claus singing that wacked up Christmas carol with all those wacked elves while they hang themselves. It's fun! Oh, dammit, it's over now. Then, uh... my own breathing.

7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I last went outside the night before last night. (Yes, I'm very kooped up in her. Like some kind of creepy hermit-crab.) I was getting a take-away with my dad.

8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My private messages and pictures of lylac point siamese cats. (Don't ask.)

9.) What are you wearing?
Ugly purple pants that are too short, a long sleeved pink top, a long sleeved blue top with sleeves that are too short over the pink one and a really hideous wully cream poncho. Why?

10.) What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Paint and... yeah, paint.

11.) Seen anything weird on TV lately?
Why yes. A Santa Claus that works in a nuclear waste factory, has mutant in-bred elf helpers and homicidal reindeers that eat the mutat elf helpers. Wait, haven't I told you this before?

12.) What do you think of this quiz?
I've got four words for you: WASTE OF MY TIME.

13.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Books. Books. Books. And, uh, more books.

14.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I don't know... My Bitch?

15.) Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.
-Hey toaster! What up?
-I AM GOING TO TOAST YOU WHEN THE TIME OF ROBOTS COME! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

7 hours later...

16.) Turn on T.V. What show is on?
The news, some report about a demon toaster taking over a household... meh.

17.) Type your name with your elbow.
NBVGFio LL;iolasnsas 4REswsw CVpoopsdtyas. (Whoa. How'd I get 'poop' in it?)

18.) Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?
Nothing. I didn't do it.

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Lame Jokes (Ideal for using at the dinner table...they're so bad, they make me laugh!)

What's red and goes up? A tomato in an elevator!

There were two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other "Gee, it's hot in here" and the other muffin says "Oh my God! It's a talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken cross th- *Truck noise* Never mind...

What did the first peanut say to the second peanut? Nothing, they're peanuts.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put some boogie in it!

If I step on a corn flake does that make me a serial killer?

What's big and green? A blue car, I lied about the green.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? It died.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was playing following the leader.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.
Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a fridge.
Why did Johnny fall of his bike? He got hit by four koalas and a fridge.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Ah! The elephants are coming over the hill!

knock* *knock*
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
That's right! Avada Kadavra!

knock* *knock*
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!

Cool Jokes And Quotes:

1: Ninjas or Pirates?
2: Pirates, oh always pirates...
1: Why?
2: When have you ever seen a Ninja with a wench?
1: Ah yes, but then again, when have you ever seen a Ninja? 2: ...
1: *smug smile at irrefutable logic* 2: Touché

"You're nuts! Screw that - your whole family's nuts!" "Well we're part pecan from my mom's side and part pistachio from my dad's. And I have a half-brother who's part peanut but he's a legume so I don't think he really counts."

"I've got you now, fiend!" "Thats what you think! Now face the fury of my ninja!" "Thats a toaster." "A ninja toaster!" "I'm pretty sure its a regular toaster." "You are more preceptive than I anticipated. Now time for my dramatic escape!"

What did you want to be when you grew up. "God-Emperor of Mankind. Failing that, interior decorator."

"This is how we play the game: first, you run away, second, I chase you, third, we battle somewhere dark and scary, fourth, you kill me... Wait, no, that can't be right."

"So are you telling me that bacon isn't a vegetable?" "No... no, it's not." "Damn, this vegetarian thing is gonna be harder than I thought!"

"Your foe is well equipped, well-trained, battle-hardened. He believes his gods are on his side. Let him believe what he will. We have the tanks on ours."

"If you're going to kill yourself, you should at least make it as inconvenient as possible for everyone else."

After that Sunday, I decided that anyone saying 'Don't worry, nothing could possibly go wrong' was really asking for a punch in the jaw.

I've always believed in the one, two, three rule: one horrific life-threatening accident is an accident; two are a coincidence; and three means you really need to consider another line of work.

“My God, good and evil have formed an alliance to destroy neutral!”

I can’t remember if I’m the good twin or the evil one.

“Oh, it's nothing that a cyanide capsule won't fix.”

It was one of those mornings when I really wished I hadn't quit drinking.

"You are the worst god ever."
"Well, excuuuuse me, Princess. Its not like creation comes with a friggin manual or anything!"
"Actually it does." The priest noted.
"Gimme that. Yes...Yes...Oh hey! Divine Wrath!"

"Wherever you are, I commend you on your excellent scheming, your magnificent wardrobe choices and most of all your virtually undetectable hiding places, but the spying is getting a little creepy."

"No, I'm not the ironic Messiah, or what have you. Prior to breakfast this morning, I was an atheist burning toast, but evidently now I'm supposed to go around and burn sinners or something."

"Some people prefer to kill two birds with one stone; I like to challenge them to kill two stones with one bird."

I think we went wrong when we handed leadership over to the goldfish.

C1: Thank you, Captain Obvious. C2: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm.

“Woah, did you see that!? What the heck was that?” -sigh- “Well, come on, let’s go find a restroom.” “Huh? Why?” “ ‘Cause in about five minutes all hell’s gonna break loose and we’ll be too busy runnin’ for our lives to stop.”

C1- Have you no conscience!
C2 - Of course I do! It's in a little silver box at the back of my closet screaming, "Let me out, let me out! You're making bad choices!"

C1: "Do you trust me?" C2: "No." C1: "Good. One of us needs to be the voice of reason here."

"There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity. You've crossed that border so many times they've stopped asking for your passport."

"[sigh] Why is genocide never the answer?"

My Grandmother has more connections than a mob boss.

"I'd like to see a problem that can't be solved with explosives."

"I can't tell if he looks mesmerised or terrified. Mesmerfied?"

"You are evil! You are just about the most evil thing I can think of! The only thing eviler than you is the L-Block in Tetris!"

C1: “Do you want to die stupid?”
C2: “Yes!”

C1: I told you to play nice.
C2: I did. C1:You shot him!
C2: He wouldn't shut up.

C1: I'm death walking, what else is there to say? C2: You have pretty eyes?

"I'm not dead..." [pause] " Shit, I'm dead?"

"If she got into hell, the Devil would toss her her own matchbox and say start your own!"

C1: You are hateful, ungrateful and to stupid to put your head on straight. C2. Well, that explains everything. C1. Explains what? C2. Why you can't get enough of me.

"A day without slaughter is a day wasted!"

"You can't have slaughter without laughter."

"I'm not dead..." *pause* " Shit, I'm dead?"

"I swear to drunk I'm not God."

"Someone took their demented pills today."

"This will end in suffering. Luckily, I still have some say in who will suffer."

"You again?" he exclaimed in frustration. "How many times have I tried to summon the Devil and instead YOU show up?"

Oh look who decided not to become zombie pancakes.

"Yeah, scientists are so smart. Three centuries later and they still haven't figured out what really happens to the light in the fridge when you shut the door."

“Let me introduce you to my spoon, Zorgonblast. And while I’m at it, let me introduce you to my tea kettle and pie tin.”

We've run into scorpions the size of battle tanks, three men died from plague last week. I've sweat enough to fill a lake, my boots got sucked into a sink-swamp and the trees are so thick in places, you can't squeeze between them. I love this place! It's just like home!

"Dude, I haven't washed them in like three years..."

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

There can't be a crisis today, my schedule is already full.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

If you don't stand behind our troops...feel free to stand in front of them.

The weather forecast for tonight: Dark.

"I was walking through the store, buying ant killer and weed killer and all these KILLERS, when I suddenly thought... 'pie.'"

"I have this thing I like to call 'People Hate.' It gets me in trouble...a lot."

"Simple minds are easily entertained. Complex minds are entertained by simple minds"

"I'm telling you, he's part ninja! AND he controlls the weather!"

During a long, dramatic speech: C1: *interrupts* Do you have a band aid? Character making speech: *stares* C1: Sorry, it's just that I just ripped off a hangnail, and now my finger's bleeding.

"You're allowed to have the initial reaction of wanting to punch him in the face."

Sometimes she wondered if chocolate wasn't invented to control the population.

"What? Why are the marshmallows invading, Quincy?"

"Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil."

Don't hit kids! Seriously. They have guns now.

"When one is in my position, they either conquer the world or learn the piano. And I am rather tone deaf."

"They say death frees you from fear and pain, so the way I see it, I'm hardly doing anybody any disservice and with the way I'm going right now, you'd think someone would come up to me every once in a while and thank me for slitting their little brother's throat, maybe even buy me a cup of coffee or something, but nooooooo."

(Off to the side, speaking to no one as if the victim isn’t there) Doesn’t she look beautiful, with her blood alight in the moon? It’s a pity I’ll have to kill her.

"If I am as inhuman as you say I am, then what I'm about to do won't count as cannibalism."

(watching passively as hero slaughters his way through henchmen) "I should really invest in a dog."

'Imagine, if you will, a scale of my homicidal urges toward you right now. Now, imagine if you will a big red arrow pointing to the end labelled 'DISEMBOWELLMENT'

"Don't you ever shut up? No wonder your friends aren't coming to rescue you."

"Ours could be the epic struggle that would fill volumes of history books, but, I've never been that much of a reader. How about we just skip to the part where I kill you."

"This looks like a job for...HAM!"

“It’s as if the universe is conspiring to keep me alive.”

"Did you just… lick me?”

"Don’t mind me. I’m very flammable.”

"We have to sacrifice ourselves to save the world!” “Couldn’t we just press that button that says ‘Save the World’?” “No!” “Why not?” “That’s way too anticlimactic!”

Jeez. You kill someone all of one time, and suddenly they think it’s okay to stalk you forever.

"Are you okay in there?” “Um, no… I may have just sold my soul to the devil.”

“…Yeah, that’s called murder, and it’s generally frowned upon by society.”

"Don't worry!" He chirped with a smile. "The only thing a biased jury can do is kill us."

"Peoples use eyes to see. Maths teachers use eyes to count. The less fortunate ones like my brother used eyes to get damned. I mean, who would look at the mirror and kill a chicken? Yeah, that's how he died."

"I do love you. I really do. It's just my way of demonstrating my love happens to involve weapons. Lots of weapons."

"What the heck is (character name here) doing? I thought he/she died ten years ago?" "Miss, that's her evil twin." "...oh."

"What people don't remember is that, on the 8th day, God created Pizza. It's the only food He created himself. He left the rest of it for us to figure out." "But if we were meant to have pizza, why was the wheat on one continent and the tomatoes on another?" "That was one of the most dire consequences of original sin. And so, humanity forgot pizza, until a day came when a man was raised up as a mighty culinary prophet to whom God said: 'Make a circle of dough a cubit in diameter, and spread upon it squeezed tomatoes and cheese, and anything else you would place upon it. This day I give you back the greatest of that which you lost in the fall."

(And if you can be bothered to read...)

Jimmy and the green grass of China:

Jimmy was an average every-day kid bored out of his mind at school.

One day he sat down to another dull class when the teacher announced they were going to have a pop quiz.

"John," she said. "What's two times seven?" "Fourteen," John replied. "Very good!"

"Cathy, what's the capital of Australia?" "Canberra." "Excellent!" "Jimmy! What's the green grass of China?" "I...don't...know." "You don't know what the green grass of china is? Get out of my classroom! Go see the principal!"

So Jimmy went to the principal's office and he said,"Jimmy? What are you doing here?" "I got kicked out of class because I didn't know what the green grass of China was." "You don't know what the green grass of China is? Get out of my school!"

So Jimmy's walks back home and he sees his parents in the living room. "Jimmy?" They say. "What're you doing here? Shouldn't you be in school?" "I got kicked out of class and kicked out of school, all because I didn't know what the green grass of China was." "You don't know what the green grass of China is? Get out of this house!"

So Jimmy walks around aimlessly in the streets when he runs into the mayor. "Jimmy!" He says. "What're you doing here?" "I got kicked out of class, kicked out of school, and kicked out of home, all because I didn't know what the green grass of China was." "You don't know what the green grass of China is? Get out of my town!"

So Jimmy's walking around in the middle of nowhere when a limousine pulls up beside him. "Jimmy!" The President says. "What're you doing here?" "I got kicked out of my class, kicked out of school, kicked out of home, and kicked out of my town, all because I didn't know what the green grass of China was." "You don't know what the green grass of China is? Get out of my country!"

So Jimmy walks along the coast when a whale comes up and says, "Jimmy? What're you doing here?" (Yes, whale's talk. Didn't you know?) "I got kicked out of my class, kicked out of school, kicked out home, kicked out of my town and kicked out of my country, all because I didn't know what the green grass of China was." "You don't know what the green grass of China is? Well, let's go find out then."

So Jimmy hops on the whale's back and they soon arrive in China.

"The answer you seek is over there," the whale says gesturing at a nearby apartment. "Thank you!" "No problem!"

So Jimmy knocks on the door of the apartment and a Chinese man answers, "Jimmy? What're you doing here? (Yes, the Chinese man knows Jimmy. Everybody knows Jimmy!) "I got kicked out of my class, kicked out of school, kicked out of home, kicked out of my town, and kicked out of my country, all because I didn't know what the green grass of China was." "Oh...That's OK, just across the road. You got the wrong address." "Thank you!" "No probs."

So Jimmy, really excited by now that he was going to finally find out what this green grass of China was, runs across the road and gets hit by a truck.

The End.

The moral of the story: Always look before you cross the road.

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest:

1. As you shall make your bed, so shall you...mess it up

2. Better to be safe than...punch a 5th grader

3. Strike while the...bug is close

4. It's always darkest before...daylight savings time

5. You can lead a horse to water but...how?

6. Don't bite the hand that...looks dirty

7. A miss is as good as a...Mr.

8. You can't teach an old dog new...math

9. If you lie down with the dogs, you'll...stink in the morning

10. The pen is mightier than the...pigs

11. An idle mind is...the best way to relax

12. Where there's smoke, there's...pollution

13. Happy the bride who...gets all the presents

14. A penny saved is...not much

15. Two's company, three's...the musketeers

16. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...you have to blow your nose

17. Children should be seen and not... grounded

18. When the blind leadeth the blind...get out of the way

List your 12 favorite Hunger Games characters below:

1. Buttercup
2. Rue
3. Katniss
4. Finnick
5. Johanna
6. Gale
7. Peeta
8. Annie
9. Prim
10. Haymitch
11. Avox Girl
12. President Snow

1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No. Never. But I think I should make one.

2.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
OMG! Finnick! Of course I think he's hot!

3.) What would happen if twelve got Eight pregnant?
Aaah! I don't even want to know *mental images*

4.) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Well, I may have scrolled past the summary of one, but I've never read one. So I guess that's a yes.

5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No! Absolutely not! Gale is MINE!

6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Johanna can't be with Prim because they're both girls and Prim isn't old enough to date, so I'd have to say Five/Ten (Johanna and Haymitch). Actually, Five/Ten with make a nice couple. They're both REALLY shallow so they'd have something in common!

8.) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fanfic.
Haymitch and Katniss get drunk. Contains hangovers and swearing.

9.) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Only if Annie liked cats. Otherwise, no, I don't think so.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Torture and Secrets (This would be the summary: President Snow tortures Peeta, then admits he has feelings for him. Peeta goes insane and comforts himself with a cream-puff. WARNING: Not strictly human)

11.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three?
Is that even a question? The entire Hunger Games trilogy is ABOUT Katniss. OF COURSE THEY READ THREE!

12.) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write Eleven?
Avox Girl? No, definately no.

13.) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Rue/Finnick/Johanna? Uh, maybe the last two, but probably not with Rue in it.

14.) What might Ten scream at a great moment of fear?
Aaaaaah! HELP! Someones taken my whisky!

15.) If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you use?
Annie? I don't know. She's mental so maybe Brick By Boring Brick or Disturbia. Anything about people who're insane, I guess. Maybe Animal I Have Become.

16.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: President Snow steals Buttercup and runs off with him. Gale comes to the rescue dressed in spandex tights and a cape. Don't ask.

17.) What would be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
Haymitch to Rue? (I'm gonna make her have a comeback) I've got a couple, actually. Uh... well, let's make it so he's drunk here:

Haymitch: "Hey, I haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Rue: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Haymitch: "Ha, funny one. Is this seat empty?"
Rue: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Haymitch: *smiles stupidly* "I wanna give myself to you."
Rue: "Sorry, but I don't except cheap gifts."
Haymitch: "Oh, come on, girl. I know how to please a woman."
Rue: "Then please leave me alone."
Haymitch: "I can tell you want me."
Rue: "Oh, you're so right. I want you to leave."
Haymitch: "I would go through anything for you."
Rue: "Great! Let's start with your bank account."

18.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?
Peeta and Annie? I'd laugh. They'd probably be fighting over who's crazier.

19.) What would you think if you found Five was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
With Johanna?! Well, I'd tell my brother to stay away from her. She's a bad influence. Anyone who's good with an axe is always going to be a bad influence in my eyes.

20.) Write a short summary about a One/Two fic.
Rue finds a hideous gargoyle creature that's tries to attack her.

21.) Let's say Two, Eight and Eleven were stuck in a burning barn. You can only save one of them. Which would you save?
Rue, duh. She's died enough already and I don't really care that much about the others.

22.) Who would you rather kill: One or Ten?
TEN! KILL HAYMITCH! I would never kill my percious Buttercup!

23.) Let's say you are going to die and you were allowed to bring either Three or Five with you. Who would you want to accompany you in death?
I bring Katniss! If I chose Johanna she'd probably be the one killing me.

24.) Would you ever go on a date with Twelve?
No comment.

The Six Truths Of Life:

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.