About me: Yeah so uh... I made this account when I was like... twelve. I was cringe-worthy as fuck, honestly. Uh... Now as of writing this it's 2017 and I am... wow I am super embarrassed, honestly. Who the fuck let me on the internet.

This is to say I'm just... going to leave this, honestly. Like I have been.

Status: Yikes younger me.

Story Status:

A Kung Fu Panda Christmas: Complete.

A little game of Hide and Seek: Complete. Like a bo$$

A visit from the future: Name will probably change and I need to get back to work on it.

Even After Ascension: To be honest, I gave up on this... Incomplete/not going to be completed for now.

Family Matters (Adopted): Reason you don't see it yet is cause I haven't started production of it. I wanna get further in TGD first.

Fuyu Okami: New Spice and Wolf fanfic I came up with. I really like the thought of Holo and Lawrence together.

Mirror Soul: All of my hard work is locked away on a Yahoo email... I really need to get it on here.

The Grand Design (Adopted): Chapter 4 is in the works. Sorry to keep you all waiting!

The Wu sisters: Complete.

Xiaxion's Legacy: After every other project is done, I MIGHT take this up again.

Favorite Quotes:

"What this place lacks in water and shade it makes up for in searing heat and blinding sunshine!"- Timon in The Lion King 1 1/2

"You are the most judgmental, low-life, depressed, obsessed, emo, drama-creating, unimaginative, vampire-loving, stupid-head ever."- Pepper Teach

Mr. Moseby: Now have you checked the gear shift?
London: You mean, the PRNDL?
Mr. Moseby: Are you refering to the stick that has the letters P R N D L?
London: Moseby, I'm not stupid. I know how to spell PRNDL
Mr. Moseby: It is not something you spell... It stands for Park, Reverse, Neutral, Drive, and LATERAL!!!
London: You're confusing me with all this... Technical talk!!
Mr. Moseby: Oh I'm sorry! Let's relax, turn on the radio! Would you like amm or fummmm?!
-Mr. Moseby teaches London how to drive

Zack: Do you think he noticed?
Mr. Moseby: *far off* He noticed!
Cody: It wasn't us! We were... framed!
- Zack and Cody break a painting with a football

"Wow sarcasm, that's original!" -Dr. Horrible

"There are then million million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd!" -Stephen Hawking

"Because geometry is not a country somewhere near France" -Sherman Alexie

"Naked woman plus right hand=happy happy joy joy" -Junior

"I'm only an alcoholic when I'm drunk." -Junior's dad

"Grief (greef) n. When you feel so helpless and stupid that you think nothing will ever be right again, and your macaroni and cheese tastes like sawdust, and you can't even jerk off because it seems like too much trouble" -Sherman Alexie

"A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip." -Unknown

"Children in the dark make accidents but accidents in the dark make children." -Unknown

"You cannot piss on my leg and tell me it's raining!" - unknown

"Chance: You're points suck dick meaning your case sucks dick meaning... we win this round!
Me: Oh, I thought you were going to say that means I suck dick... hahaha"
-Me against an opponent in Debate

"I am Holo the wise wolf!" -Holo in Spice and Wolf

"Stupid potato!" -Holo in Spice and Wolf

To my lovely anonymous reader, Alpha Tiger, my eternal thanks! Your reviews made me feel all warm and fuzzy. Thank you so much!

Guy side Vs. Girl side

Your guy side

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats. (By far)
X its hilarious when people get hurt. (Depends on who it is)
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
X Shopping is torture. (Sometimes)
X Sad movies suck.
X You own/Ed an X-Box. (Kinda. Technically, it was my dad's)
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid. (Dad gave me a shit-load of them. I loved them.)
X At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter.
X You own/Ed a DS, PS or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
X You go to your dad for advice.
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night. (Sometimes)

Total: 19

Your girl side:

X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
X You love to shop. (I'm guessing books, funny movies and food don't count...)
X You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink.
XGo to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheerleading a sport.
X You hate wearing the color black.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewelery.
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (Not a big part.)
X Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies. (I don't count it as a hobby, and I don't like it, so no.)
X You don't like the movie Star Wars. (No way! Luke Skywalker rules! Down with the Sithe!)
X You were in gymnastics/dance (I wish...)
X It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
X You smile a lot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
X You used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
X Like being the star of everything.

Total: 13

Yaknow back when I originally did this I was very surprised at the results. Now I'm not. Huh.