It's a rule that Percy can't ask Ramsey for help after 9:00. So when she barges into his cell at 2:30 AM for an appraisal, he knows something must be up. (Oneshot, sleep-deprived!Percy, platonic Percy & Ramsey, no shipping, rated T for safety.)

Lars has returned to Earth, but sometimes he can't help but feel like he would rather just be back in space.

Set during Double Dipper. Stan leaves the party in the tourist shop to find Old Man McGucket wandering around the house, behaving more oddly than usual. Spoilers for anyone who hasn't watched the series up through Season 2 episode 12.

It all started with the grim. Now it seems like every time he turns around, Ford finds yet another death omen hanging around his brother. Seriously, what exactly is going on with his brother that death constantly seems to follow his footsteps? A 5 1 fic of the death omens that adopted Stan based on the JOML AU by notllorstel and augmented by thesnadger and impishnature on Tumblr.

A case of mistaken identity puts Lassiter in the path of a dangerous, gravely calm and patient ex-con who arrives in Santa Barbara demanding a task impossible for even the most gifted local fake psychics. Lassiter, unwilling and reluctant, is forced to play along—without the slightest inclination of how to be "psychic", let alone be Shawn Spencer. NOT SLASH.

Hans begrudgingly returns to his kingdom to take responsibility for his actions. Met with ridicule and hate, and desperate to escape the memory of his haunting past, he takes on a journey to thaw the "frozen heart" he's been accused of, to seek forgiveness from a woman he never really knew, only to find an adventure he could not imagine. -eventual HansxElsa (T to be safe)

Parcel Post, the long-missing mailpony who delivered Discord's ticket to the Gala, staggers into work to explain where he's been. Spoilers for "Make New Friends But Keep Discord", but not serious ones.

Glimpses into what life could have been like had they gone together. (AU)

Thoughts, letters, and musings filled its pages. Though it expressed the pain and heartbreak of the owner, no one would have guessed who it actually belonged to. Spoilers for Unwound Future.

Scared out of his wits that his friends would leave him, Donald Duck tries to control his temper. But everyone knows nothing goes according to plan for Donald. Can his friends Jose and Panchito help him? First Disney Three Caballeros. Be gentle!

Hater gets lost. Wander tells stories. Eventual Wander/Hater, with a dose of alien fairy tales and worldbuilding on the side. COMPLETE.

It wasn't very surprising, when you thought about it. Shaggy WAS the most street-smart of them when it came to magic. Why wouldn't he know how to do simple things like making potions? But simple had never really been simple, right?

Drabble oneshot! Don't like don't read! 'Shaggy and Scooby both have their fair share of secrets. When the gang find out one of them, they try to play it off, and, being the smooth guys they are, manage to reveal another one.' Heavy mentions of both Scooby Doo And The Ghoul School and Scooby Doo And The Reluctant Werewolf.

This is a one shot that focuses on Monty and Benedict a couple years after Grandfather's original defeat. It takes place on the morning of Numbuh Zero's 13th birthday.

Mabel wakes up one morning to find her happy-go-lucky life is no longer so happy-go-lucky. In fact, it's kind of upside down and on fire.

This story is set in the far past of MLP: Friendship is Magic. See where the Elements of Harmony came from, how Princesses Celestia and Luna came to rule Equestria, and what truly led to their fateful falling out 1,000 years ago.

It's Perry and Doof's Neme-Versary! Until a time machine goes wrong and Perry gets transported to the future, that is. In this strange, twisted reality, old friends have made new enemies- and old enemies might just become new friends. POST ATSD

The hardest part of being a superhero isn't the day-saving feats you carry out each day. Sometimes, the mental stress is far more hurtful than any villainous scheme. Nothing helps on those days like someone who'll listen. Anyone will do.

Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.

when Perry and Dr. Doof first meet each other ;

Emotions, personalities, and what we choose to do with our life is what makes us who we are. Our past and our future does as well. Who we choose to be and whether or not we take the role as the villain or the hero in this game are all our choices to make. The question is, will we make the right one? BOT AN UPDATE IT'S AN AUTHOR'S NOTE

This is my very first fanfiction, so go easy on me! It's basically a story told mostly from Tobey's point of view about the first time he meets Wordgirl. Please read, review, and enjoy! :)

After staying up late the night before Becky, in her haste to get to school, finds herself sidetracked by an unlikely friend...

The discovery of a rogue gaming code leads to the revealing of a strained friendship between Felix and Turbo, before the latter went game-jumping. Oneshot, spoilers.

What happened directly after the movie. Mostly just fluffy cute kid romance. Phinbella. And some brotherly friendship (with Perry too, of course). NOTICE: Undergoing revisions. Revising per chapter. Chapter 1 revisions are now up!

Carl the Intern wears a lot of hats at the OWCA. Naturally some responsibilities are a bit more fun than others. The tedious and sometimes disgusting job of maintaining surveillance on the DEI Building is brightened by one hilarious chore: keeping tabs on updates to Strudelcutie4427's online dating profile.

When you owe someone your life, how do you pay up? Friendship, frippery, and the occasional time-defying laser. Set in the wake of "Atlantis".

A visit to the drycleaner's leads to a strange revelation. Set briefly after "The Doonkleberry Imperative". Contains spoilers.

The return of the world's most dangerous villain could spell disaster, unless a certain red haired cheerleader can stop him. But can Kim stop Zorpox...when she doesn't even know he's back? CH21: Shego and Kim vs Zorpox. Complete.

When Phineas is separated from Ferb right before an inventing competition and in need of a partner, what's he to do and how does Dr. Doofenshmirtz fit into the story?

Or, "How Perry Became the Ambassador of France Before Even Visiting France That Night ". The story of one night on the irregularly scheduled autumn calendar of Perry and Dr. Doofenshmirtz, and one really excellent disguise. Looks like headquarters got the "humanizer" out of test stages. Hints of Perryshmirtz.

Prince Blueblood thought the Grand Galloping Gala was over. He thought he could just go to sleep and put it behind him. He never expected to be reliving the same disaster of a day, over and over... and over.

The Batman has returned once again to protect the citizens of Danville from the rising dangers that have been hitting them lately. The issue? His name isn't Bruce. It's Albert.

what the title says

Phineas, Ferb, and Doof try to save the world from a black hole but get in each other's way. K-rated, but maybe the humor is a little too black. Sorry . BTW, some of the events sky spiral, sinkhole actually happened. That's either funny or creepy!

Candace hyper-accelerates so that seconds seem like hours. Doofenshmirtz reverts himself and Perry to childhood and Norm expresses his opinion on the matter. Your comments are appreciated. Thanks!

This will be a set of 20 details of Jessie's life that aren't public knowledge. As canon-compliant as possible with the occasional AU leaning. Some will be Rocketshippy. Some will deal with Twerps.

"Is anyone else here leading a bizzare double life? Put your hand down, Ferb."

who the heck is Phineas's dad? does it ever mention him? show him? no. no it doesnt. i am here to settle these doubts.

Perry goes to defeat Doofenshmirtz but the summer storm shakes him up. What the heck will Perry do? ;

A split second can change a lot. For one Danville resident a decision made in a split second causes that person to totally reavaluate their life. What will come of this change and will things really change at all? How can anything be the same now?

Takes place during Ask a Foolish Question. Isabella asks one more question from supercomputer, but the answer she gets is not what she expected. IsabellaxPhineas

Tobey had recently become cognizant of a few certain details regarding Becky Botsford and WordGirl. Now, he decided, was the time to act. Semi-sequel to Dismissive.

Becky visits Tobey's house and...he finds out her secret identity? Oh no...

"Thank you for telling me this, Perry." Perry nods, attempting an emptily reassuring smile as he glances around Doofenshmirtz, up the stairs, toward Phineas' bedroom.

Six-year-old Vanessa Doofenshmirtz wants a pet. And by "pet" I mean "Perry the Platypus". This could complicate matters. One-shot.

A forest-related tale of two young Doofenshmirtzes, and some emotional scarring.

After a first kiss that begins perfectly and ends awkwardly, WordGirl realizes nothing is exactly how she tried to pretend she believed it was between herself and Tobey, but are things too complicated now for them to ever be together?

James returns to Saffron City, eager to be reunited with a friend. A simple act of goodwill starts a chain of events that land him smack into the middle of the prelude to an upcoming conflict. The contestants: Team Rocket VS The Rest of the World. Currently Being Rewritten, New Chapter Up Soon!

Part One of "Of Monotremes and Men". Dr. Doofenshmirtz must go back to Gimmelschtump to attend to a family matter. Vanessa goes with him and they learn some unpleasant family secrets. Rated M for disturbed family stuff/coarse language/violence. COMPLETE!

One of Darla's ladies asks the penguins, lemurs, and Marlene to collect a group of weapons called 'Devil's Arms'. Enamored by the promise of power, they agree, but something just isn't right here... multichapter. No pairings.

The carnival is coming to town, but Becky has low expectations of it, thinking she'll spend the whole day there arguing with TJ. Tobey's plans for the carnival sure turn that around.

He got lucky the first time, but after foolishly breaking into their home, they took the chance to break him. The only solace Abby could find was that just like her, they failed.

Alice Pleasance's life is changed forever when a certain matchmaking Harley Quinn decides to take matters into her own hands. Alice/Jervis.

It was such a good plan. Turn Ron evil and take over the world. So why does Shego keep thinking about the good Ron, the real Ron. Could she possibly feel something for him? Rongo. Finished! Please read and enjoy.

When Kim gets captured by Drakken, Shego needles her about Ron. In the ensuing argument, Kim unintentionally challenges Shego to get Ron to fall for her, a challenge Shego readily accepts... R&R please!

Cocoamoo and biscotti with Shego and Kim… and a somewhat shifty Ron Stoppable. What was going on behind those uncharacteristically unreadable brown eyes during this scene from Stop Team Go?

A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.

/post 'Operation: Z.E.R.O.'/ Just because a story ends doesn't mean the legend is over. Many times there are still issues that are left unresolved.

Shego, the Supreme One, always knew her past would come back to haunt her. She just never knew which part.

Kim and Ron are a couple. But now Ron must face his worst fear, Monkey Fist and decide his fate once and for all.