Hey! I'm hetaliaforever123. As you can tell, I absolutely positively love Hetalia! It's my favorite anime ever!

I am probably a lot like Canada because I'm the quieter one of the family (and my brother is like America)! Also, I carry a stuffed dog around a lot now, so... yeah...

I can be known as Minnesota, Japan (by my friend), and Canada!

And also, I now have a deviantArt account! And I've drawn my characters from Scattered! Here's the link to my profile: http:///

My top three favorite anime shows are:

1. Hetalia

2. Dragon Ball Z Kai

3. Sgt. Frog (Kero kero kero!)

Squee! My favoite Hetalia characters are:

1. Japan (Love the Engrish!)

2. Canada (I see him)

3. England (Iggy is so awesome!)

4. Germany (He's just really cool and funny! "Are you wanting me to gas you?")

5. Italy (Pasta!)

6. Russia (Kolkolkol)

7. China (aru!)

8. America (I'm the hero!)

9. Switzerland (Has anyone seen the dubbed Yo Ho Ho, Tra La La? If so, you'd know why Switzy is on here)

10. Lithuania

I was introduced to Hetalia:

By my family. I can't believe I ignored Hetalia over the summer. Finally, on a normal school day, I decided to take a look at Hetalia. I had to play the first few episodes over and over. I laughed my head off at the Axis and fell head over heels for Japan. I just can't believe they don't have a Philippines character, though...

Am I a fangirl?

YES! I'm a total Japan fangirl! Wish he was real!

If I was stuck in an elevator with three Hetalia characters, who would they be?

Let's see... Japan (totally), Canada, and Italy. My life would be a whole lot better!

Fave slash pairing?

Germany/Italy. But I only think of them as close friends who love and care for each other, okay?

Fave straight pairing?

Philippines x America! They make such a cute couple!

Story(s) in progress:

Let's Catch 'em All!

Scattered

Awesome Quotes:

"Are you wanting me to gas you?"

-Germany

"Pasta!"

-Italy

"Good question. I'll do what I always do best, and that means I'M THE HERO!"

-America, the best hero fit to be Captain America

"Halt! Who's there? Thieves will receive no mercy!"

-Japan, my fave!

"Vegeta, what's his power level?" "It's over 9000!"

-Nappa(I think that's his name) and Vegeta

"I'm very strict about rules und discipline."

-Austria

"If I could be a cat, I could spend a whole day just licking my balls."

-The ever so random cat-lover Greece

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

[ ] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[x] You're very happy-go-lucky
[ ] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[x] You're a good artist
[x] You can be clumsy
[x] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[x] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[x] You would surrender in a war situation

(8/10) (Wow... really?!)

Germany (Ludwig)

[ ] You're very stoic and serious
[x] Sausages are your favorite foods.
[x] You like to walk dogs/your dog
[ ] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed
[ ] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[x] You work very hard too hard...
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time'
[ ] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[ ] You've had issues with money once or twice

(4/10) (Take that, Cordelia Rosencrantz! I'm not a lot like Germany! :P)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ] You're very mature
[ ] You think everything over before saying it.
[ ] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[ ] You isolated yourself during childhood
[x] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[x] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[x] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[ ] You're good at practical tasks
[x] You need time to adjust to new people

(4/10) (T_T)

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x] You love hamburgers
[x] You think you're awesome
[x] You love to invent things
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[ ] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[x] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts
[ ] You know aliens exist
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[ ] You wear glasses

(5/10) (*flag waves behind me* I'm patriotic!)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x] You like tea
[ ] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[x] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[ ] Your cooking is awful
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[x] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[x] You have tried doing black magic before (Does chanting "Dumbledora the explora" in front of my family many times count?)
[ ] You get drunk quite easily.
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[ ] You're good at embroidery

(4/10) (...No comment, I guess.)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[x] You're very affectionate
[x] You think you have a great fashion sense
[ ] You like wine
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[x] You love red roses
[ ] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
[x] You're very proud of yourself
[x] You love culture and the arts
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[x] You say you're a gourmet

(6/10) (*sighs in relief*)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ] You had a very sad childhood.
[x] You're very tall
[x] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time
[x] You love sunflowers
[ ] You love vodka
[ ] You can seem intimidating to other people
[ ] You're very strong
[ ] You have a big nose
[x] You have a strange laugh that can scare people (Well, I scare myself and my pet fish, so...)

(4/10) (Oh... really?)

China (Wang Yao)

[ ] You're very mature
[x] You're very superstitious
[x] You're very religious
[x] You love pandas
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[x] You love Hello Kitty
[ ] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever,but are never taken seriously.
[x] You work hard
[x] You're good at drawing
[x] You like sweets

(7/10) (Really? REALLY?! Wow... maybe I should cosplay as China after all, aru. *pale* Oh jellybeans, he's taking over me!!!)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x] You are very well-raised.
[x] You're polite.
[x] You love classical music.
[x] You like cake.
[x] You have a mole on your face.
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[x] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument. [The piano, French horn {kinda...}, and singing... I guess those count?]
[x] You've composed music before. [No, honestly, I have!]
[ ] You tend to call people 'morons'.
[ ] You wear glasses. [I'm about to!]

(8/10) (...Well, what do you know?)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x] You're often ignored by people.
[ ] You look younger than you actually are.
[ ] You love hockey.
[x] You love polar bears.
[x] You hate fighting.
[ ] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[x] You often get mistaken for someone else.
[ ] You feel under-appreciated.
[x] You're bilingual.
[x] You always carry a bear with you. (At least, I used to...)

(6/10) (Seriously, I actually expected much more...)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x] You have a potty-mouth. [It just tends to slip out... I don't type potty words, though. That's a strict no-no.]
[x] You like to wear flowers in your hair. [Not all the time...]
[ ] You used to be a very tough kid.
[x] You're very reliable.
[ ] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[x] You're very faithful.
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[x] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[ ] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (OK, no, I don't like yaoi that much, but I just want to see why someone is trying yaoi. XD)

(7/10) (All I need is a frying pan... *grabs the mini one we have*)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x] You're very loyal.
[ ] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together. (It's actually the other way around...)
[x] You're very serious.
[x] You have a lot of patience.
[x] You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[ ] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc.
[x] You're not very confident. (Actually, my bestie is. That's why I call her America.)
[ ] You were quite rebellious as a child.
[x] People tend to walk all over you.
[x] You're a born worrier.

(7/10) (So it's like I'm Lithuania and my bro is like Russia... J)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[ ] You're very flamboyant.
[x] You're quite hyperactive. (Don't forget random)
[x] You can be quite goofy.
[x] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix. (...at least that's my opinion...)
[x] You're very wary of strangers.
[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell. (Not really. Takes me 5-15 minutes... unless it's somewhere I've never been to before. Then it takes me ages...)
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty. (It's true)
[ ] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics.

(7/10) (...Like, this is totally amazing!)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[ ] You're quite mean-spirited.
[ ] You're a bit of a hooligan.
[x] You're very loyal.
[x]You're very good at tactics.
[ ] You hate Russia.
[ ] You love to fight people.
[ ] You can avoid marriages quite well.
[x] You're not always taken seriously.
[ ] You like drinking.
[x] You want to become stronger.

(3/10) (So my best friend is Prussia, and I'm Austria? ...How do we get along?)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[x] You are clueless about things around you. (I am the sister of "The Blondie {Airhead}" after all.)
[x]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[x] You're very responsible.
[x] You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[x] You love churros.
[x] You help people in crisis.
[x] You are quite random.
[x] Somehow, you like bananas. (One of my favorite fruits! Next to mangoes.)
[ ] You often offer food to people.
[ ] You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.

(8/10) (Strangely, learning Spanish is one of my mental blocks... Weird.)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x] You tend to overreact a lot.
[ ] You like to order people around.
[x] You're a scaredy-cat.
[x] You curse a lot. (Not in front of family, though!)
[ ] You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[ ] You tend to blush easily. (Now that's Cordelia Rosencrantz for ya ;D)
[x] You are lazy like (beep).
[ ] You love tomatoes a lot.
[x] You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[ ] You get defensive at the slightest comment.

(5/10) (Why is it that me and my bestie are like the most popular duos in Hetalia? Like Spain and Romano? Or Prussia and Austria? ...Weird...)

Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)

[x]You stay neutral in things no matter what [Though I say something sometimes I just stay neutral in arguments, that's all!]
[ ]You are reclusive
[x]You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to [Well, I can try... my metal water bottle actually hurts]
[x]You work hard on things until they're done
[ ]You can't get along friendly with other people
[x]But, you're kind towards siblings
[ ]You're actually quite strong
[x]You have a lot of money
[ ]You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring
[ ]You had a hard past

(5/10)

Korea (Im Yong-Soo)

[x] You care a lot about your family
[x] You love watching movies, and creating things
[ ] You're stronger than you seem
[ ] You're a Going-My-Way person
[ ] You love kimchi
[x] You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking
[ ] You tend to piss off your elders
[ ] You like to claim things as yours
[x] You love games and Internet
[x] You're slightly perverted

(5/10) (No wonder why I fail at doing the Gangnam Style dance... T_T)

Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)

[x] You love Christmas and Santa [Mostly Christmas, not Santa... he takes all my cookies...]
[x] You're honest and quiet
[ ] You are good at high-tech machinery
[x] You like coming up with weird things
[ ] You sense of taste is bad, as people say
[ ] You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you
[ ] You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse
[ ] You love saunas [Wish I can go to one...]
[x] You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well
[x] For some reason, you have weird naming skills

(5/10) (What's up with the 5/10's I've been getting recently?)

Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)

[x] You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet
[x] You're honest, serious, and love debates [Two out of three there; debates make me fall asleep]
[ ] You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it
[ ] People think you're scary
[x] You're clever with your hands [Does doing the ninja glare count?]
[ ] You make weapons with things that people don't imagine
[ ] You're clumsy with human relationships
[ ] You tend to go against stronger people
[ ] You give up pretty quick [He he he...]
[ ] In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring

(3/10) (...)

So I'm most like Italy, Austria, and Spain? ...Weaklings unite? Creativity? tastefulness? How do they relate?!

I must be really bored right now if I'm going to do this...

Write down your 10 favourite Hetalia characters in no particular order then answer the questions!

1. Japan

2. Canada

3. England

4. Germany

5. Italy

6. Russia

7. China

8. America

9. Switzerland

10. Lithuania

All right then...

What would you do if...

1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Japan)

The usual: glomp him.

2 asked you to go out with him? (Canada)

I would accept immediately, and then after he left, scream delightfully and... well, this is how I'd feel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PToKxXsUEVw

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (England)

My reaction*gasp* What the-? *shakes head and sighs* And you call yourself a gentleman. GET OUT OF HERE NOW! *super red in the face*

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (*Change the gender!* Germany x Fem!Switzerland)

...Germany, what kind of beer did you drink?

5 cooked you dinner? (Italy)

Ve... I'd probably become all Italian... *sarcastic* not like I'm already close to being one. (I run like one)

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Russia)

...Probably fell asleep basking under the sun. *takes out camera* Picture time

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (China)

...No wonder why everyone mistakes me for a Chinese person.

8 got into the hospital somehow? (America)

Goodness, who beat you up, Canada?! Don't expect me to pay your medical bill!

9 made fun of your friends? (Switzerland)

I'd probably want to see what a couple of my friends would do... but I know Switzy is not that kind of man

10 ignored you all the time? (Lithuania)

D: Why are you ignoring me?!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Japan)

Yo, serial killers! Hey, breaking news: you're about to deal with a former samurai in three... two.. one! *Japan deals with them* Problem solved

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (Canada)

Knowing this gentle guy, he'll probably manage to get help. I guess... Hmm...

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (England)

I bet it's scones... T_T

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Germany)

Me: *screams like Italy* Germany! Germany, help! *He saves me* Thank you (Of course, he'll save me!)

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Italy)

Me: Italy... if you see this, swear you won't tell either Hungary, Germany, or Japan.

Italy: Ve, sure, but why?

Me: ...Just don't.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? (Lithuania, Russia)

Me: *nervously* Oh, h-hey Russia, um... do you mind if I got engaged to one of your subordinates and we get married tomorrow?

Russia: *smiles his smile* But you two will both become one with Mother Russia after, da?

Me: U-Uh... it depends...

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (China)

China: What's wrong, aru?

Me: *gloomily* I got dumped...

China: Don't worry! I brought some of my Chinese sweets, aru! They'll surely cheer you up!

Me: I do like sweets *bites into one* You know, it reminds me of this one time when I went to a sweet shop with him and... *later on* I can't believe he dumped me! I mean, am I not sweet enough for him like these sweets?! Ugh, I hate him! *bangs head on desk* I want to scream into a pillow...

China: *hands over Hello Kitty* You can scream into him, aru. He is soft like a pillow.

Me: *screams into Hello Kitty*

China: ...Maybe I should leave you alone, aru. *he leaves*

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? (America)

America: Dude, you got dumped?!

Me: *still holding China's Hello Kitty* Thanks for captioning my pain, America.

America: *laughs his heroic laugh* Don't worry, dude! The hero is on your way! *sits next to me* So, why did you get dumped?

Me: Why don't you tell me? He never told me.

America: ...Oh. I didn't think of that.

Me: America, just give me a burger or something else other than this therapy.

America: All right, then! *hands over burger*

Me: *nibbles into it* Hey, how come you never go to In-n-Out? It's tasty over there.

America: *shrugs* I like Mickey D's better

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? (Switzerland)

...He's neutral about who he cheers for. But he just encourages me to keep on going.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Lithuania)

Lithuania: Ms. Forever, what are you laughing at?

Me: This Soviet Russia joke! *continues laughing*

Lithuania: W-What?! *starts to worry* Don't laugh at that! Who knows, he might come and get you! And he's super scary, Ms. Forever!

Me: *stops laughing* Don't worry, it's not even a Soviet Russia joke.

Lithuania: *sighs in relief* Good...

Me: But just check out this picture of Russia! *shows Lithuania*

Lithuania: WHAT?!

Russia: Kolkolkolkol...

1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Japan)

His culture shock is cute, he makes anime, he senses the mood perfectly, he has a great relationship with most countries, he's awesome with his katana, he made Hello Kitty, I can go on and on about this.

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? (*Gender change!* Canada x Fem!Switzerland)

Canada: Forever, I need to tell you something. Don't tell America or anyone, OK?

Me: Fine, but what is it? *starts to sip some water because I'm thirsty*

Canada: I-I actually l-like... *murmurs* Switzerland.

Me: *spit-take*

Canada: What?

Me: *blankly* I didn't even... seriously?

You're dating number 3 and introduce him/her to your parents. Will they get along? (England)

Let's see: he has good manners, he loves Harry Potter and *possibly* 1D, he's a gentleman, he knows about raising children... Yup, they'll get along perfectly

4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? (*For anything romantic, expect gender change!* Germany x Fem!Switzerland)

After Canada confessed*

Me: That was surprising... *sees Germany a bit disappointed* Hey, Germany, what's up? You don't look so good.

Germany: W-Well, it's just that I-I... actually like Switzerland as well.

Me: *jaw drop*

Germany: What?

Me: I didn't even... am I hallucinating?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Fem!Italy x Russia)

...Crack fics, anyone? :3

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do? (Russia)

Me: Russia, stop breaking hearts.

Russia: They don't want to become one with Mother Russia, though!

Me: ...That doesn't mean you have to cheat on them!

Russia: So?

Me: ...*I don't know what else to say...*

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (China)

Me: Cool look, right China?

China: You look good, aru!

Me: Thanks! Do you want this style too?

China: Oh no. I like to keep my hair this way, aru.

Me: ...Oh. *I used to think he was a girl before.*

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him? (America)

America: Dude, this sucks! Why do chicks never accept my asking them out?

Me: I have a solution: ask Cordelia Rosencrantz out. She'll accept immediately, I swear.

America: All right, dude! Thanks! *goes off and asks Cordelia Rosencrantz out*

Me: *plugs in my ears*

Cordelia Rosencrantz: ASDFGHJKL, I WILL SO TOTALLY GO OUT WITH YOU!

Me: They're so perfect for each other.

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it? (Switzerland)

Me: *looks at bagel* Thanks... but why?

Switzerland: *shrugs* I just had to give it to someone.

Me: *realizes* Is that Swiss cheese in there?

Switzerland: Yeah. Why?

Me: *begins to nibble* I like Swiss cheese...

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay? (Lithuania)

Knowing him, probably 24/7 as long as he stays away from Russia.

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it? (Japan)

Me: Let me guess: J-Pop?

Japan: Hai, also some anime OST's as well. Would you like it? I mixed it myself.

Me: *smiles* Sounds good to me! *That's the only music I listen to anyways...*

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this? (Canada, America)

America: Dude, Canada, what's wrong with you? You look down in the dumps, bro!

Canada: No one notices me... *realizes* Wait, did you just call me Canada?

America: Yeah, man. Why?

Canada: *stops being emo* I'M FINALLY NOTICED!

Kumajirou: Who are you?

Canada: *depressed* Maybe I should just stay emo...

America: No, man, don't do that!

3 told 6 she started her period. His reaction? (*Changing gender time!* Fem!England and Russia)

Russia: England, can you cast a spell on Belarus to make her stay away from me?

Fem!England: *crankily* Why should I? You never did anything for me! You hate me! *sobs* Why is that?!

Russia: *worried* England, you're not normally like this. Tell me what's wrong, da?

Fem!England: *grumbles* My period started...

Russia: *stares blankly* *goes over to Belarus* Belarus, do you have any extra pads?

Belarus: Why are you asking, big brother?

Russia: ...I owe England a favor.

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. Why? (Fem!Germany, Switzerland, Fem!China)

Fem!Germany: *slaps Switzerland angrily with a fish*

Switzerland: Ouch! *angry and grabs gun* Why did you do that, huh?!

Fem!Germany: You idiot, I thought we had something!

Switzerland: What do you-? *gasps* How did you find out?!

Fem!China: Ai yaa!

Me: *walks by and spots the situation* *grabs a lawn chair, popcorn, and some friends to watch the show*

Berlin (Germany's capital, OC of mine): This is hilarious!

Beijing (China's capital): Wait, Mr. Switzerland dates China now?

Bern (Switzy's capital): *facepalm* Someone please shoot me now...

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction? (Italy)

Italy: Ve, do you like this?

Me: Yeah, but... you're a guy, right?

Italy: Si! I hit puberty a while back! Why?

Me: ...Hey, Germany, does he remind you of someone?

Germany: ...Nein, why?

Me: Just asking! *strongly supports Germany = HRE theory*

6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do? (Russia, Canada, England)

...I don't even... what?

Russia: Kolkolkolkol... *begins muttering to Canada in German*

Canada: What did I do?! *realizes* Why are you speaking German? What's going on?! I didn't do anything!

England: *behind the bush* I wonder what's up with those two...

Canada: Maple!

7 got high. (China)

What did he get high on: sweets or cuteness overload?

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him? (Switzerland, Japan)

Japan and Switzerland mind their business. Switzerland bumps into Japan and spills his coke all over him*

Japan: Nani?

Switzerland: *smirking a bit* Oh, sorry. Let me help. *spills on purpose again* Whoops. I better go get a napkin. *goes get a napkin*

Japan: *in his head* Mr. Switzerland... he's not really what I expected...

cue Yo Ho Ho, Tra La La scene*

Me: *snaps Japan out of his trance* Man, stop imagining that.

Japan: Gomen, Forever-chan. *slaps himself* Get it together, man.

Switzerland comes back and saw this*

Switzerland: What is wrong with you?!

10 starts working at a bar. What would you do? (Lithuania)

An OC of mine stops by the bar*

Lithuania: *politely* Hello, sir, what kind of drink do you want?

Elias: ...Since when did you work here?

Lithuania: Since a while ago. I needed another job because Chuck E. Cheese didn't work out so well. The kids all picked on me. I don't think it's bad over here.

Elias: ...Trust me, man, it's worse.

Lithuania: How?

Elias: One word: bar fights.

Lithuania: That's two words.

Elias: And that is how you start a bar fight.

1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2. How do you react? (*Gender changing time!* Fem!Japan x Canada)

Japan: *knocks on my door and cracks it open* Forever-chan, can I come in?

Me: Sure! What do you need?

Japan: *sits next to me* I need to tell you something important, but don't tell anyone.

Me: *hesitant* ...All right. What's up?

Japan: *rubs stomach* I-I am pregnant with Canada's child.

Me: *falls off of chair* What?! *gets back on chair and begins drawing*

Japan: *curious* What are you drawing?

Me: ...What I imagine will be your child.

1 breaks up with you. Why did he break up with you? (Japan)

Japan: Forever-chan, I'm sorry, but we have to break up.

Me: What?! B-but... I thought we were fine! What's wrong?

Japan: Well... you get into my personal space too much. I can't stand it anymore.

Me: ...So you can't stand hugs?

Japan: *shakes head*

Me: ...That's no reason to break up. We can still maintain a no-hug relationship, you know?

Japan: ...Oh.

2 is in love with 4, he confesses. How does 4 respond? (*Change gender!* Fem!Canada x Germany)

...Again, crack fics anyone?

Fem!Canada: H-Hey, Germany, I need to tell you something...

Germany: Ja, sure, what is it?

Fem!Canada: W-Well, I need to thank you for being one of the only ones who notice me...

Germany: No need to thank me, you should thank mein bruder...

Fem!Canada: But that's not it! *blushes* G-Germany, I-I...

Germany: What is it, Canada?

Fem!Canada: ...I love you.

Germany: *stares blankly* I-I like you, too...

Me: OK, this has got to be my first favorite crack pairing! *squeals*

3 is a drug addict. What do you do? (England)

Me: England! How could you?!

England: Why? What did I do?!

Me: A little bird told me you're a drug addict! You can't be... right?

England: A-Actually, it's kind of true, love...

Me: *gasps* No, no, no! *angry* Where is it?!

England: What?!

Me: The drugs! I need to throw them out! You're the great UK! You can't be taking drugs! Get rid of them!

England: But-

Me: England, I am begging you, get rid of those drugs! They'll ruin you!

England: *silent, gets rid of the drugs*

Me: *sighs in relief* You'll feel better soon. Don't worry. I'm taking you to a doctor.

4 kissed 8, what's your reaction? (Germany x Fem!America)

phone rings*

Cordelia Rosencrantz: Hello?

Me: You have to come over here right now.

CR: Why?

Me: One word: Germerica.

CR: I'M COMING STRAIGHT OVER, DON'T YOU DARE MOVE!

Nah, I'm kidding. I don't think she likes Germerica that much...*

6 kisses your boyfriend. What do you do? (Fem!Russia)

...I don't have one, but if she does kiss my boyfriend, I'm going to take his hand, and run far away from there.

7 is missing. Where do you go to look for him? (China)

Hmm... I wonder where he could be...? *finds him under a pile of Hello Kitty dolls* Yup, knew it, he's here.

8 needs a tutor. On what subject does he need tutoring? (America)

Knowing him, Math, Science, Language Arts, and the map of the world. :3

9 wants to be a cheerleader. What do you say? (Switzerland)

...Did Liechtenstein dare you to ask me that or something?

10 hates you. Why? (Lithuania)

First he ignored me, now he hates me! What's up with that?! He's nicer than that! Is it just because I laughed hard at that picture of a Lithuanian cake?!

Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before? (Italy x Lithuania)

...No, I haven't. That sounds... interesting.

Do you think 3 is hot? How hot? (England)

You bet I think he's hot! Even though he's tsundere, he's super adorable when he is! Plus, his singing voice *I mean, Noriaki Sugiyama's voice* is amazingly hot, and he looks sexy as a pirate and... I should stop rambling before I get a nosebleed...

What would happen if 6 got pregnant? (Fem!Russia)

Would that child be exactly like her? I hope not...

Do you recall any good fics about 9? (Switzerland)

I don't know, actually. I need to read one, then.

Do 7 and 2 make a good couple? (China x Canada)

The adorable, unnoticed guy plus the girlish man who loves Hello Kitty equals some crack I need to look up.

4/8 or 4/9? (Germany/America or Germany/Switzerland)

Whoa, that's hard. I got introduced to Germerica by a friend and I find it kind of cute, since Germany was the one who introduced burgers to America, but Germany/Switzerland makes a bit more sense since, well, they both relate on German terms, I guess. I'd lean more towards Germerica, though.

What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship? (China, Fem!England x America)

China: *walks by and hears something interesting, sees America and Fem!England*

Fem!England: People can't know we're together.

America: Why not, man? Can't I just tell Canadia?

Fem!England: No, not even whoever he is!

America: Why not, dude?

Fem!England: If they find out, they're all going to bug us about it. France will be a pervert, Russia will be creepier, Italy will be even more annoying, all that.

America: But, dude, that's how they normally are. Can't you just accept them that way?

Fem!England: *uneasy* I don't know...

America: *smiles and kisses her head* You're so cute when you're blushing...

Fem!England: *blushes harder* I'm not blushing!

America: *chuckles* You're even cuter when you're tsundere...

Fem!England: What's that?

America: A term Japan taught me... you know what? I'll tell you later. *holds out arms* Come here.

Fem!England sighs, gives in, and embraces America, getting pulled into a sweet kiss from America*

China: *whispers* Kids these days, aru.

Make a summary of at least 20 words for a 2/6 fic. (Fem!Canada x Russia)

All right, then...

Maddie has always been a nobody; never noticed, never seen. Ivan was one to be avoided; never wanted, never befriended. When these two meet, it's like a magnet pulls them in and the two begin to find solace in each other's company. This changes everything for the better.

...Wow, um... I guess that's a future story idea!

Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story? (Germany/Lithuania)

I honestly don't know. If there is, someone tell me!

Suggest a title for a 1/5 Hurt/Comfort fic. (Japan/Italy)

Don't Push Me Away

...I don't know, I suck at titles, all right?!

What kind of plot would you use for a 3/10 fic? (England/Lithuania)

Every time Russia brought his subordinates over at a meeting, he could always see it in Lithuania's eyes- the pain and the looks of sadness from being separated from the world so long. But England also notices something else: hope. England tries what it takes to let that hope rekindle in Lithuania and let him know that he's not alone.

...I don't know, it's hard, OK?!

Has anyone of your friends read a 7 het? or a 9 slash? (China het, Switzerland slash)

...No. But, Cordelia does like crack pairings. I'll ask her...

If you wrote a song fic about 9, what would you choose? (Switzerland)

A song for Switzerland? I dunno... I can't choose a song, but I can definitely write one!

If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would be the warning? (Canada x England x Russia)

Warning: Overuse of snow, hockey, and the taste of scones.

What pick-up line might 8 use on 5? (America, Italy)

America: Do you need help?I can save you tonight.

Me: Man, that's bad... you just used a 1D song title in that line.

America: I did?!

Me: Either way, Italy won't get it... he can't read the atmosphere like you.

America: Um, yeah dude, what's reading the atmosphere?

Me: ...Ask someone else professional.

Write a drabblefic for 10/8. (Lithuania/America)

[A drabblefic? My first time, but all right...]

Lithuania only kept around a few belongings in Mr. Russia's house. That's one fact only Lithuania himself knew.

There is one item that Lithuania kept, which is the shirt Poland bought him for his birthday. Lithuania only kept that to be reminded of his friendship with Poland. Now that he thought about it as he lay on his bed, he actually missed hanging out with Poland...

He also kept a book by Icchokas Meras, which is one of the only ways he entertains himself nowadays: by reading a book.

The only other precious belonging that Lithuania cares deeply about is that one picture. The picture had him and Mr. America together, arm around the other and Tony and Ameriwhale behind them. That time was more fun than anything, and Lithuania actually missed being at Mr. America's house. He missed Tony and Ameriwhale, the American's loud music and parties, America's incessant orders of burgers, and his hatred of Mr. Russia.

But, most of all, Lithuania missed America. He missed having America there to protect him. He missed having America's arm around his shoulder, his "heroic" personality, and his humor.

Now that he thought about it, he missed America more than anything.

He wished he can see him again for one last time...

[Did that suck or what?]

What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 10 *kissing passionately*? (China, Fem!Canada x Lithuania)

China walks by, only to see Canada kissing Fem!Lithuania*

China: Again, kids these days, aru...

What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to *date* 1? (Germany x Fem!Japan)

[Snap, that's hard... I never did Germany/Japan before, but all right...]

Ludwig knew he was never one to feel affectionate towards someone, but Sakura was different. Every time he was around her, his heart fluttered around like a butterfly and he could never explain why his heart raced as Sakura talked to him. It wasn't until later on that he finds out, as he thinks to himself, that he was falling for Sakura. Soon, he is determined to ask her out, but he soon finds out that her personal space is a weak point in his plan. He also finds out that Sakura didn't want to date ever since her break-up with Alfred. Ludwig decides to giveu p, until he gets some encouragement from Feliciano. So, Ludwig decides to ask Sakura out himself, and he finally gets the answer he wanted: yes.

Would you write 2/4/5? (Canada/Fem!Germany/Italy)

Hmm... maybe... but I support GerIta way more than CanGer. It sounds like fun to write, though... :)

When was the last time you read a fic about 5? (Italy)

Three days before Halloween, I read the newest chapter of Promises, which is about Sicily telling Germany who he was in the past and how he broke Italy's heart back then when he was HRE. It's very heartwarming for me. :'3 Look it up, people, it's so fluffy!

"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1 is heartbroken, has a one-night stand with 8, and a brief, unhappy affair with 10, then follows the advice of 5 and finds true love with 2." What title would you give this fic? (Japan x Switzerland = Switzy runs off with Germany = Japan has a one-night stand with America = Japan has a brief, unhappy affair with Lithuania = Japan follow's Italy's advice = Japan x Canada)

...What kind of a crack fic is that?!

Um...

Once Upon A Night

I suck at titles, OK?!

How would you feel about a 7/8 canon? (China/America)

China x America canon? ...I don't know, China must hate him for owing a lot of debt during the relationship. X3

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses his/her love by sending an e-mail. Now what? (Switzerland)

Switzerland's e-mail: "Hey, Forever, I need to tell you something. Don't tell Liechtenstein this, but... I like you. Will you go out with me?"

My reply: "Sure. Just... don't try to stay neutral in the relationship, OK?"

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (Lithuania x Fem!Japan)

I'd take a quick picture, squeal, and run away wondering what kind of crack I saw.

Would 2 trust 5? (Canada, Italy)

Um, I guess? Italy is pretty clumsy, but he makes good pasta. Well, I don't know if he can trust Italy with secrets; he might be a blabbermouth.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? (Germany, Lithuania)

England is rambling on and on during the meeting*

Germany, sitting next to Lithuania, pokes Lithuania's cheek subconsciously*

Lithuania: Mr. Germany? Do you need anything?

Germany: Hmm? *continues poking, not noticing it* Nein, why?

Lithuania: *uneasily* B-Because you're poking me...

Germany: Hmm? *finally notices* Oh, sorry... *stops* I just got bored...

The two share an awkward silence...*

Lithuania pokes Germany's cheek*

Germany: *glances over at Lithuania* What was that for?

Lithuania: I just felt like poking you back...

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? (Italy and Japan)

Italy: Art, Cooking, English, Spanish

Japan: Art, Cooking, P.E., English, Cultural Enlightenment (if they have it X3)

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? (Russia and England)

Pechka and scones? What kind of a combination is that?!

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (China and Switzerland)

Probably P.E. substitute teachers. China teaches the students kung fu while Switzerland teaches how to box, maybe. (No guns allowed, right?)

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that OK? (America, Italy)

Italy: Ve... I need to cut my hair...

America: Don't worry, dude, I'll give you one!

Italy: *hopeful* Really?

Romano: Even touch the curl, I'll sock you in the guts!

America: OK, dude, I won't, relax!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girlfriend/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? (Switzerland, Russia)

Russia: Privet, Switzerland. *sees him sketching* What are you sketching, comrade?

Switzerland: Just someone who should be your girlfriend...

Russia: *peeks over his shoulder* Can I see?

Switzerland: *flustered* I-I don't think you should!

Russia sees the sketch was of Belarus*

He smacks away the sketchpad and pencil and begins to curse Switzerland*

Switzerland: Russia, it was only a joke!

Switzerland is unaffected. Neutrality FTW*

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What's their conversation about? (Lithuania, Switzerland)

Switzerland: *on a laptop* I really hope Liechtenstein doesn't see this...

Lithuania: *curious* See what, Mr. Switzerland?

Switzerland: You know that Japan made an anime about us?

Lithuania: No, I haven't. What is it called?

Switzerland: He called it "Hetalia", and it has a really big fanbase.

Lithuania: How big?

Switzerland: So big that people pair some of us together?

Lithuania: *curious* Who gets paired together?

Switzerland: *groans* It's sick, the minds of these fangirls. They pair up Germany and Italy, England and America, and even Russia and China!

Lithuania: T-That's really weird...

Switzerland: *blushes* Do you know who else they pair up?

Lithuania: Who?

Switzerland: Liechtenstein and I, and you and Poland. Those two pairings are even famous. *disgusted* Those fangirls make me sick...

Lithuania: *blushes red* What?!

1 accidentally kicked 10? (Japan, Lithuania)

Japan is super angry, so he kicks what he thinks is a wall*

Lithuania: *winces* Ouch! *rubbing his leg* Mr. Japan, that hurts... Did I do something wrong?

Japan: *embarrassed* O-Oh... *bows politely* Gomenasai. I didn't know that was you, Mr. Lithuania.

Lithuania: *smiles* That's OK, Mr. Japan. You had a right to express your anger.

Japan: No, no, no, I wasn't angry at you. I was just frustrated...

Lithuania: How about we talk it over some coffee? I can make some.

Japan: ...That actually sounds good. *bows again* Arigatou, Mr. Lithuania.

Lithuania: It's no problem.

2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF but 9 got it. What would happen? (Canada, Switzerland)

Matthew's text: "Hey babe, I got us tickets to your favorite band. I have to apologize for last time, so... do you want to go? I'll pick you up at 7:30, eh?"

Vash receives the message*

Vash's reply: "That's really sweet, but I don't even think you know my favorite band, and I don't even date you."

Matthew's reply: "Vash! Maple, I sent it to the wrong person!"

Vash's reply: "Next time, don't call me 'babe'. It made Lili ROFL."

5 and 6 did a workout together? (Italy and Russia)

Italy would probably avoid the treadmill, and would probably be too scared to join Russia at the sandbag.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? (Russia)

Mom: Honey, did you send out all the invitations?

Me: Yes, I did!

Later at the party*

Me: OK, let me do a head count... *counts everyone* Wait, someone's missing...

I receive a text from Russia*

Russia's text: "I didn't get invited to your party. Kolkolkol..."

Me: *screams* ASDFGHJKL, I forgot to invite Russia!

America: No wonder why there's no vodka yet.

7 won the lottery? (China)

America: Dude, you should so totally try out the lottery! That way, I am technically paying you my debt!

China: *sighs* Fine. I'll try it, aru. But if it fails, you owe me more.

Later on*

America gets a call from China*

America: Hello?

China: I WON, ARU!

America: Great! ...Won what, exactly?

China: I WON THE LOTTERY!

America: *jaw drop* Seriously, man? That thing has, like, a 1 in 1000 chance... how did he win?

8 had quite a big secret? (America)

Well, America would probably be more antsy than ever. He would try to keep his mouth shut, until he finally spills the beans to...

England: You're starting a diet?!

9 became a singer? (Switzerland)

He already did. He just needs to work on not yodeling... Yo ho ho...

10 got a daughter? (Lithuania)

Estonia: Hey, Lithuania, who's the baby?

Latvia: Yeah! She looks cute!

Lithuania: W-Well... she;s actually my daughter-

Estonia and Latvia: You have a daughter?!

What would 1 think of 2? (Japan, Canada)

Japan would probably never notice him, until he tastes his pancakes. Maybe the two would get along well and they would exchange cultural ideas.

How would 3 greet 4? (England, Germany)

Um...

England: Good morning, ol' chap.

Germany: *surprised at his sudden niceness* Guten morgen, England.

England: Pleasant day, isn't it?

Germany: *nods slowly* Ja... England, what is this all about?

England: *sheepish* Funny thing, um... do you remember the party we threw at your house?

Germany: Ja...

England: ...I was the one who accidentally burnt your oven...

Germany: IT WAS YOU?!

What would 4 envy about 5? (Germany, Italy)

How Italy is all happy-go-lucky and optimistic and how he is not lonely. Poor Germany... GERMANY DESERVES MORE LOVE, PEOPLE!

What dream would 5 have about 6? (Italy, Russia)

Russia would be cursing Romano, but Italy intervenes. Russia then mentions he likes Italy and that he may stay at his place if he wanted to. Then, Italy would be shocked, Russia would say he's joking, and Russia would drag him to his house. Italy would then cry out for Germany to help, but Germany suddenly appears and goes "You should have seen your face. It was hilarious!" Italy would then wake up, cry for Germany as he runs to Germany's bedroom, jump on Germany crying, and ermany would yelp in pain as Italy hopped on his "Deutsch balls".

What do 6 and 7 have in common? (Russia, China)

...They had silblings who they soon grew apart from. (i.e., Ukraine, Belarus, Japan, Taiwan, etc)

What would make 7 be angry at 8? (China, America)

That's an easy one. He'd be angry that America hasn't paid his debt yet. :3

What would 9 never dare tell 10? (Switzerland, Lithuania)

Probably that Poland acts girly or something.

What would make 10 scared of 1? (Lithuania, Japan)

Lithuania might fear Japan's katana and former samurai skills.

How do you feel right now?

Sleepy, and very random.

4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their own house. What happens? (Germany with England and America)

Iggy and America would probably wonder what liverwurst is made of and probably feel sick after finding out... *They probably don't like liver...*

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, 1 or 6? (Japan or Russia)

Me:Japan, can I stay at your place? I-I'm kind of afraid Russia will curse me...

2 and 7 are *kissing each other* when 10 walks in. 10's reaction? (Fem! Canada and China, Lithuania)

Lithuania would just get scarred, close the door as quick as possible, then run away as far as possible with the image fresh in his mind.

3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens? (Fem!England x Russia, America)

Being a supporter of USUK, I can imagine this. America would probably try to give Russia the death glare and insult Russia a lot, only to get "Kolkolkol..." from Russia and forcing him to run away before Russia kills him.

4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, 2, 10, or 7? (Germany vs. Canada, Lithuania, or China)

Germany jumps me? I'm really weak, so I'm done for. Canada could use a hockey stick, Lithuania could use a broom, and China could use kung fu. I think China will be most effective, though... Seriously, Germany, why jump me?

China: *after rescuing me* He was drunk again, aru.

Me: ...Oh.

1 decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens? (Japan)

Did anyone see that Salted Salmon Hetalia episode? I can already imagine this begin successful. After all, people need to learn how to make traditional sushi, anyways. I'd love to watch this show. So would my mom. X3

3 has to marry either 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose? (Fem!England = America, Germany, or Switzerland)

America! America! *is a strong USUK supporter*

7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it? (China, Canada, and Italy)

I don't even... what?

...Maybe the cure to make Japan stop being Italian.

Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 stand a chance? (England)

Let's see: everyone vs. a former pirate, knight, and current magician. Prepare for a major showdown!

Everyone is invited to 2 and 7's wedding except for 8. How does 8 react? (Fem!China x Canada, America)

America: Dude, I missed your wedding? I'm your bro! How come I wasn't invited?

Canada: Oh, well... I was going to invite you, but China didn't want you to come.

America: Why not, man?

Canada: She thought you'd disgrace me in front of her family... and you still owe her debt...

America: Dude, she's mean... T_T

Why is 6 afraid of 7? (Russia, China)

7 8 9! //brick'd. Ouch... No, I meant... since when was Russia afraid of China? I thought it was the other way around... Hmm...

9 arrives late for 2 and 7's wedding. What happens and why were they late? (Switzerland, Fem!China x Canada)

Switzerland: *comes running in* Sorry I was late, Canada...

Canada: Why were you late, Switzerland? you were supposed to be one of the bridesmaid's escorts...

Fem!China: Liechtenstein was worried about you not being her escort, aru. How come you're late?

Switzerland: Well, it's just for most of the European countries to reach this wedding, they had to cross my lawn. I had to make sure they found another way...

Canada: ...Explains why they all came in here scared to death.

5 and 9 get drunk and end up at your house. What happens? (Italy & Switzerland)

...Italy started to complain to me about how everyone thinks he useless while Switzerland thought I was on his lawn, so he attempted to shoot me. Soon, they got knocked out cold from sleepiness, so I just tucked them into the same bed. XD Let's see what their reaction is... XD

9 murders 2's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does 2 do to get back? (Switzerland, Canada)

So, Switzerland, you accidentally shot America too many times? Uh oh... he'll go all out hockey stick on you...

6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Does 6 save 1 or themselves? (Russia, Japan)

...Depends. He might save Japan to get him to owe him the favor of becoming one with him.

8 and 3 go camping. But they forget food. What do they do? (America, England)

America: Thanks for going camping with me, dude.

England: *groans* I just agreed so that I wouldn't have to babysit Sealand...

America: *stomach rumbles* Dude, I'm starved!

England: Well then get something to eat, you bloody git!

America searches in his backpack, finding nothing*

America: Dude! I can't find anything!

England: *sighs* Maybe it's in my pack...

England checks, nothing is there*

England: That's strange... *to America* You were in charge of bringing food.

America: I was?! I thought that was you!

England: *irritated* You idiot! I specifically said that you had to bring the food!

America: You did?!

England: *facepalm* We're stuck in the forest with nothing to eat!

America: ...Maybe we can hunt?

England: I highly doubt you even-

America: *grabs his rifle* Hunt? I doubt I don't.

England: ...I'll just wait for you here then.

America: All right. *he walks away*

England waits silently*

America: *from afar* Dude, I found some eggs!

England: That's great! Bring those back!

America: *grunts* Hang on... these eggs are... *screams like a girl*

England: *alert* America?

America runs back screaming, a giant bird after him*

America: Those aren't any eggs, dude! Run for it!

England: Goodness...

they run away*

What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (Canada, Fem!Lithuania)

...What?

Canada: I'm gonna call you maple sugar tree... *winks seductively* 'cause I would so tap that.

Fem!Lithuania: A-Are you OK, Mr. Canada?

France: *behind a bush* Ohonhon That's my boy!

...What?

Would 3 and 7 get together? (England, China)

It is a pairing... maybe.

Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 8? (Russia or America)

The creepy, stalker-like professor, or the hyperactive, childish professor? ...America, I guess. He does have a lot of good colleges...

Do you think 2 is hot? How hot? (Canada)

Yes, he is hot! He is so adorable, he just is so cute! And- *stops* Don't get me started on rambling about how cute he is... :3

10 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does 8 succeed? (Lithuania, America)

Lithuania sent America on a mission? ...Well that's new.

Lithuania: Mr. America, can I ask you a favor?

America: *laughs heroically* Sure thing, dude! What is it?

Lithuania: Well, Poland decided to raid Mr. Russia's house, and it's a mess... I need to have time to clean up before Mr. Russia gets home... so can you distract Mr. Russia for me?

America: *pales* The commie? You want me to distract him?

Lithuania: *nods* Please, Mr. America. If Mr. Russia catches me, he'll-

America: *grins broadly* Seems like a legit mission, dude! I'm so on it! *he runs off*

Lithuania: *sighs* I hope it works...

The Narrator (English dub one): Needless to say, since America is your typical idiot, America's mission to distract Russia actually succeeded. Of course, America earned a lot of bruises from Russia, but he just laughed it off and called them his "medals". Now for you Americans, don't feel so bad for him; he's just the type to go into a deadly mission like this.

What would 5 most likely be arrested for? (Italy)

...Annoying Switzerland while trespassing his are, I guess. Germany would, of course, bail him out.

If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? (China, America)

Oh, whoa, that's hard... both are good at fighting... *giggles* But I'd say China because people will think he's my brother and then he can kick their butts! XD

7 and 4 start a conversation about Michael Jackson. How does it go? (China, Germany)

Oh, wow... the two people Cordelia and I can't roleplay well as...

China: Ai yaa... I wish America would stop whining about his favorite artist passing away, aru...

Germany: *curious* Who's the artist?

China: Michael Jackson.

Germany: Oh, him... I heard his songs are pretty good...

China: *shrugs* They are... but I can't help but feel a bit paranoid when I hear his songs, aru...

Germany: Why?

China: I'm always scared that, if I comment negatively on his songs, his ghost will haunt me.

Germany: ...

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? (Canada, Russia)

RusCan? ...I'm not a huge fan of them, but if they become like best friends or something, yeah.

Make up a summary for a 3 and 10 fanfic. (England, Lithuania)

Hmm...

"Lithuania always envied England. He has it all: brothers, fascinating history, and magic. England always envied Lithuania. He has it all: friends, kindness, and happiness. Through their unexpected new friendship, the two find out that they should stay content with their lives as it is."

(Dead.) This is over! Finally!!!!!

Thank you guys for reading my stories. I appreciate it! I would make some kind of chapter-deal like my friend, Cordelia Rosencrantz, did... but I might be busy sometimes, so I can't promise. Thank you for reading my stories and reviewing!

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