Norway had been a viking, once upon a time, so surely it wouldn't be heard just to tell Canada how he felt? No, it would be easy. He had pillaged countless villages back then, confessing feelings would feel like a breeze! And after that, it was all going to be blissfully simple... No drama at all. None. Well, maybe a little, but he'd try to keep it to a minimum.

Draco had always liked Harry. At first, he didn't even know it himself, but one night, they figure it out together...

Also known as the time when George Weasley tried to get Harry (rising Quidditch star) and Malfoy (long-suffering employee of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes) together, aided by "accidental" practical jokes, too much mutual pining and too little explosions.

It's just Draco's luck to own an owl that's in love with Potter's owl treats. When Potter invites Draco's owl to be a taste-tester, Draco accepts. For the sake of his beloved owl, of course, not to rekindle that spark of attraction during their eighth year. Or because of how bloody fit Potter is. HP/DM. Complete.

Arthur Kirkland aches to be someone else other than the self-destructive artist that he is. Granted one morning, he awakes next to the product of his own imagination, his muse in flesh and blood, swinging him into a ride full of rousing twists and turns. (Magic Realism, USUK, AU)

Aurors Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are presumed dead during a mission gone wrong. Their partners — Draco and a pregnant Hermione — refuse to believe that they're gone, even after a year of their absence. A tale of loss, longing and love, with a happy ending. HP/DM. Complete.

Hermione and Pansy know that Draco and Harry are both gay. They make them and a few others play a game of 'truth or dare, kiss or swear'. Draco and Harry get shipped together in a sweet relationship. Draco/Harry.

It's Christmas when Draco finds the engagement ring. Post-Hogwarts. HP/DM. Complete.

For the second task of the Triwizard Tournament, it's not Ron that Harry rescues from the Great Lake, but Draco Malfoy. Hogwarts-era. HP/DM. Complete.

Harry can't believe it when Malfoy sets up his chocolate shop right across the street from his own bakery. He's got to win this competition, but for some bizarre reason, his friends have become rather... chatty with the Slytherins lately. Post-Hogwarts, HP/DM. Complete.

Arthur is your average post-university student in London, and to his displeasure, he is somehow cajoled into chaperoning several giggling tween girls to an Alfred Jones concert. Alfred Jones is a pop superstar hailing from America, who Arthur finds to be quite repulsive, and does most certainly not find attractive. Not one bit. USUK, with sprinkles of other parings

It's a shame that Draco Malfoy looks so good dancing in a club with stolen snakes, because Auror Harry's got a job to do. Post-Hogwarts, HP/DM. Complete.

*COMPLETE* Harry and Draco end up in a storeroom and... Well, it's hot as f#%!. DRARRY! EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT! 'THE PROGRESSION TRILOGY'

There is more to the British Isles than just England. Drabble series based around England, Scotland, Wales, N. Ireland and the Republic of Ireland, with appearances from other nations. Human names used, aus likely, triggers at the beginning of chapters.

*COMPLETE* Somehow Harry and Draco end up kissing and then Harry finds himself in a rather sticky situation... Yes, it's exactly how it sounds. DRARRY! 'THE PROGRESSION TRILOGY'

New story, old faces. When resident merman Alfred F. Jones is scouted for Hetanatural High, he and his brother make their way to the school, where they meet some pretty weird people. Like that albino werewolf and his pack, or the three creepy necromancers who meet in the basement classroom at midnight. Or the Hungarian banshee with the frying pan... Gakuen APH Hetalia AU.

*COMPLETE* It's 8th year at Hogwarts. Voldemort is dead. Harry and Draco get partnered together to do a six week potion assignment but on the first night something they never imagined ends up happening, it's both good and very bad. Will they survive it? -AU- Dumbledore & Snape alive - MATURE ADULT CONTENT!

Defence Against the Dark Arts comes naturally to Alfred Jones, to Arthur's dismay. Faced with the prospect of failing his first class, Arthur has to swallow his pride and ask his sworn rival for help with the Patronus Charm. Pottertalia Universe. One sided USUK.

(AU. FrUK.) Love? That was the last thing on Arthur's mind when he returned to Earth almost 200 years since his death for lacking something important in his life. Upon meeting the flirtatious Francis Bonnefoy and accepting his offer to stay in his flat (not for long-term, obviously...), Arthur's eyes are opened to the myriad of things that he had been missing in his past life.

Hogwarts is supposed to be a new start for Gilbert, but the Wizarding world is small and sometimes the past doesn't stay behind on the platform when the wheels are in motion. Part of the 'Pottertalia' series from youtube.

During WWII, Arthur Kirkland lives alone and perfers to be alone, but a boistrous fighter pilot named Alfred shows up and takes over Arthur's heart and mind. When Alfred must leave Arthur for war, Arthur becomes miserable. Will Alfred come home in time to save Arthur?

"He doesn't need to know, Mattie. I don't want him to be sad." The American said aloud, but he kept his voice quiet, as if not to disturb Arthur, who was still fast asleep. "It'll be okay." He added aloud, the pure irony of that statement standing out. Because it wouldn't be okay. It would never be okay. Alfred was dying of leukemia. Human AU. UKUS. Rated M for a reason. One-shot.

High School AU: Alfred and Arthur talk on the school roof.

One-shot. UsUK. "I love your eyebrows. I love your honesty. I love that you're terrible at lying. I love that I can tell when you've tried to thin your eyebrows because they'll be lopsided the next day. I love that you sleep diagonally on the bed..." Alfred decides to tell Arthur what, exactly, he loves about him after confessing what he hates the most the day prior.

This was why you shouldn't take directions from a GPS named Hitler. Or pick up hitchhikers. Or get involved in covert government anti-terrorist operations. USUK AU

England came to visit America, but gets in a fatal crash and sent to the hospital. When he wakes up, he forgets all the memories that he had with America. Every single one, from the day they met to the present. Yet as England begins to remember more about America, he realizes that America may be more than just a friend to him; USUK

This will be a collection of short (less than 5,000 words) USUK one-shots. They'll be various AUs, both human and country, and I'm not sure how many of them there'll be. But come on in and enjoy!

Arthur has woken from a coma to realize three guys are fighting over him, but why is that? The reason: Arthur made three promises when he was younger. But these guys are different, could Arthur actually have feelings for one of them? Or is it something else? Characters: Hetalia Main plot: Maburaho

In the sequel to What Began With A Dream, the closeted couple tries to keep their relationship a secret while navigating everyday life at Hogwarts. This story can be read without the knowledge of the first story.

When Harry starts having dreams about a certain blonde haired Slytherin, he suddenly can't stay away from him. And what happens when that Slytherin starts falling for Harry as well?

Alfred just moved to a new remote town with his mother, hoping for a new start. Their house is surrounded with woods, and during a sleepover, Alfred and his friends sneak out and find an abandoned park where a carousel captures all of their attention. Together, they restore the battered ride, yet what will happen when they finish? COMPLETE

For Harry, after the war things became very confusing. No longer having to focus on the war and defeating Voldemort, Harry found he had far too much time on his hands. With the spare time he finds himself questioning everything he thought about his life, including who he thought he was in love with... Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna,

Deep down, Draco has always been a dreamer, orbiting around his own private sun.

Brash American, Alfred F. Jones, sat right next to the silent Briton, Arthur Kirkland. Truth be told, Alfred was uncomfortable seated beside this weird fellow but as the days progressed, he saw through the wall surrounding him. Alfred breaks through the walls to save him but as the wall crumbled, so did Arthur. (Full summary inside)

They met in a bookshop. Alfred, a regular public school boy who is obsessed with superheroes and comic books; and Arthur, an old-fashioned, private school boy who loves classics, fantasy, and poetry. An unlikely pair who might seem worlds apart with their differences but together they would create their own world and write their own story in a book bound by love.

Narcissa Malfoy is known for being the very correct and proper, pureblood wife of Lucius Malfoy and the perfect, proud mother of Draco Malfoy. Yet, once upon a time, she had been a young girl with dreams of love and a desire for rebellion the same as any other teenager. This is the story of the summer she must always forget and never remember.

France and America have both loved England for as long as they can remember but now they have a chance to show it and get their love returned. But England can only love one of them and the tour is only for a week. Will they be able to get his heart in time? [(( FrUk vs USUK You decide and other pairings may be added))]

When a sworn rivalry turns into an inter-house romance, fifth year Gryffindor prefect Alfred F. Jones must question if it is worth risking everything he worked for to be the outcast of Slytherin's hero. Pottertalia AU! Reposted from my previous account BetweenDreamsAndReality (Glisten)! Main Pairings: UsUk.

A hilarious interview with our four favourite boys, that covers everything from "Is Wolfstar real?" to "How did Harry get his name?" These questions were sent in by reviewers

High school AU: Arthur Kirkland is finally off to America to live out his dream of becoming an American highschool cheerleader. So when a member of the schools football team starts taking an interest in him only disaster could ensue! Or maybe it'll become a sweet love story... (M for smut and bad language in later chapters) (updated weekly)

Alfred doesn't get Arthur. No matter how much the older boy hurts him, why can't Alfred get him off his mind? Through the years his infatuation only seems to get bigger no matter what Alfred tells himself. Human AU.

AU - Feli and Lovi take to the streets after their parents murder. However, as more time passes, it becomes clear the ones responsible are after both them and the new 'family' they make. Just what is going on? Most Hetalia characters are in this.

Arthur has always told the truth, and he always will. Alfred asks a question, to which the answer will almost definitely break his heart. He didn't expect the truth, yet it came from Arthur's lips anyway. He has always told the truth, and he always will. USUK. Relationship study (thing). Arthur's POV. Oneshot. Now with second chapter in Alfred's POV.

( USUK depression AU) Arthur Kirkland is a young teen struggling with depression. He's scared of himself, terrified and confused with the world around him. But when Arthur meets Alfred Jones, his depression seems to exist only in the small crevices in his mind. But once Arthur discovers something awful about his past, he wonders if he'll ever be free. ((Trigger warning -later-))

Even if Alfred annoys him to no end, Arthur will forever always love his idiot. 30 Day OTP Challenge! USUK version. Rated for foul language and implications in later chapters. **Rights go to rightful owners**

Lovesick police officer Alfred Jones is out on a mission to chase a group of notorious art thieves. Along the way, he retraces the day he met his mysterious lover and comes across a crucial decision that will take his loyalties to the test. (USUK, 1920's human AU)

Twelve years after Voldemort won the 2nd Wizarding War, Draco finds himself disillusioned with life and the new world order that he once fought for. Life seems pointless and the Malfoy family are but a shadow of their former glory until a series of events turn his world upside down and he finds himself in a strange new world of rebels and revolution. Dystopia, alternative future.

Just another World Meeting at America's place. England decided to come early to make sure this meeting wouldent be a giant nightmare like last time. But a horrifying discovery awaits for him when he arrives... (Rating for Drug use, language and graphic scenes) (England/BritainxAmerica)

Alfred and Arthur are liars. Liars, clinging to 'I love you'. They can see through one another like they are made of glass. This is but an excerpt of their arguments and false words. USUK, relationship study type thing. Human AU. Oneshot.

After year's of mental and physical scar's your favortie Brit personfication's mask shattered. What become's of him can a certain self-proclaimed hero save his sanity? All these clue's and some nation's get closer to the answer but will everthing collaspe in the end? Based of off Britain's abuse in the show and fandom. Warning: Not for the light hearted /FINISHED SEQUEL COMING SOON

After Alfred's death, nothing is left but grey skies and rain clouds. Usuk, first fanfic, Human Au, One shot

When Ireland is on code red and the UK is unresponsive America raise's the alert. Will he find England and what will he do if England is the not the guy he remembers. What if England was in the middle of some terrorists group revenge and something from both their pasts comes back to haunt them? Warnings: amnesia, torture and rape. USUK and minor pairings, human names used.

Alfred is lost amongst his spiraling world and his thoughts bury him. Everything is heavy. He's lost and struggles to be found. Alfred-centric drabble, based on a true story. Warnings inside.

A proper Victorian hotel manager, Arthur Kirkland, is friends with one of the hotel's many guests, a certain Alfred F. Jones. Alfred is an annual American visitor to the hotel, who has been turning up every August for years. But when Arthur starts to get attacked more frequently, the two realize they have more in common than they thought. AU USUK, maybe Spamano, and others.

Low on money, desperate and with apparently no other option, Alfred F. Jones mugs a man late one night. This stranger is Arthur Kirkland, a blind violinist. Later, Alfred meets Arthur again—on a blind date. AU, USUK

Yes, Alfred, we all know you're playing stupid. Stupid? Hahah, I mean Cupid. Obviously. Alfred takes it upon himself to be the messenger of love around school for Valentines day, but even Cupid needs a little help when it comes to getting the message across to his crush. USUK. Valentines Day Oneshot. (I'm sorry.)

Part of the Sing Together series. Arthur catches the wrong plane and ends up in America. He runs into an old friend, and somehow ends up staying at his house for a whole week. Reminiscing and smiling together is a kind way to spend time; running into an old lover is not. Memories and new love surround him in a way he never knew possible. USUK.

Canada, France and America move to a city which is not what it seems. Canada befriends a creepy albino who doesn't eat, America crushes on a British prick who is too perfect to be human, and France suspects nothing. Vampire/ghost AU - PruCan and UsUk

Although America usually has an outgoing personality,his life holds painful secrets which are slowly coming back to harm him and mess with his sanity. Of course,as everyone knows,he is deeply in love with England and though he returns the words of love,America can't help the many doubts filling his mind. Will they be able to get through this together? Or will it all fall apart?

There are always bits and pieces of what used to be and what will never return. It is a long and battered story, dotted in stains of blood and dirt. 1776 screams into their heads. USUK drabble.

America proposes through Facebook. England is not amused.

"Everything about him was stupid. But I was as stupid for loving him as much as I resented him. We were caught up in a relentless cycle of loathing, once upon a time, and it remained, but this time, the fighting and screaming always transpired with kisses and angst-ridden nights in bed." Song fic based on Off to the Races by Lana Del Rey (FrUK, human AU)

England can't shake off the Feeling... The thing he loves so much it hurts. Human names used, but only by the countries. FrUK with a twist, shall we say. Includes kissing, description of traumatic experiences and potential gore depending on how sensitive you are. (Don't like, don't read, please.)

"I was looking at the boy who claimed to be mine, the boy who so insistently convinced me that I was the center of his universe." (USUK, high school AU)

Arthur is a shy exchange student studying at an American high school. When England and America meet, they instantly 'click' and have some sort of connection. Over time, they realize they've fallen hard for each other. What happens when someone attempts to separate them? Will these toy soldiers be able to weather the storm?

America invites England over to his house. However things don't go as planned when Arthur realizes Alfred would rather play video games than spend time with him. How does America make it up to his lover?

Arthur had invited Alfred to stay with him in a small cottage in the moors so they could celebrate the New Year together.

Alfred's school is putting on Shakespeare's Macbeth, and, even though it's only his second play, Alfred, of course, gets cast as Macbeth. But, uhm, wait, who's Lady Macbeth? Arthur? Arthur Kirkland? The gay one? Oh, this should be fun. Eventual USUK.

At first he hated the idea of a two-week-long holiday in Cumbria; two weeks of boredom, two weeks of no adventure whatsoever. At first he was sure that he'd drown in the pit of no excitement that was to be his holiday. Then he met him, and he realized that he was wrong. Oh God, was he wrong...

"You didn't have to do that," he mumbled, referring to the bomber jacket currently being held above his head. It was said so softly and yet... he was sure Alfred heard him despite the still pouring rain they were so close.

He wanted to go somewhere faraway all his life. He didn't find it though. He found much better than that.

Christmas brings miracles. Arthur learned that in the end, that every boys and girls, naughty or nice, are given a chance for happiness.

Arthur and Alfred spending their winter together. Simple fluff. One of my Christmas fics! Remember tis the season to be jolly! And These two are certainly that... (T for suggestiveness and me being a paranoid freak. First chapter pure fluff)

AU. Hetalia love stories based on classic fairy tales. One for each 'day of Christmas.' US/UK, GerIta, Spamano and others.

It's that time of year again. July 4th. And as expected England is in a fowl mood. But it just could be the poor weather, right?

After Alfred is caught snooping through his private room, Arthur corrects his former colony like he had in the past. **Inspiration from a role play with ChibiAmerica** *Contains spanking of a nonconsenting adult*

A captive angel, a demon wishing for love and a friend thats cupid, Oh bloody hell, LITERALLY! (UsUk)

Alfred loved Arthur but never had the courage to tell him. Now years later they have another chance. Is Arthur willing to forgive? Is Alfred willing to risk it? (Songfic! Still looking for songs for the chapters to come so feel free to recommend!) {T for suggested stuff and language}

In a forest in the middle of nowhere, two clans fight for the right to rule. In the heat of the conclusion of endless feuding, can a simple medicine cat save the clans? Or will there be endlesss destruction? PruCan, forbidden love. T for safety

Arthur goes into a depression of sorts, seeing as how he has "fallen out of love" with Alfred. He hides it for years, but one day he ends up confessing and everything shatters. This shows the night before and the morning after it all happened. USUK, Slight FrUK, Depressed!Arthur,

Harry has noticed that Malfoy is acting strange, shaking his minions off at every turn and spending hours in an abandoned room in the dungeons. Convinced the Slytherin Prince is up to no good, he investigates and discovers something he never expected – something that will irrevocably change his life.

Alfred really needs help in his literature class, but that isn't the only reason he meets with his TA on a regular basis. Too bad he can't impress him with his lousy papers. Mostly ficlets/drabbles. Fluff.

Alfred is a demon, on earth to kill a guardian angel and wreck as much havoc as possible. Arthur is the angel that has to kill him first. With both of them disguised as high school students, whoever gets found out first, dies. Unless they happen to fall for each other first.

Arthur Kirkland is obsessively and possessively in love with the oblivious and naive, Alfred F. Jones. He just can't stand to see anyone touch what is his, and his alone. He would never let anyone hurt his precious American. Yandere!Arthur, UKxUS/RusAme

Arthur works part-time at a flower shop. He deciphers the meaning of each flower and how they can be of great significance and beauty, also finding himself enjoying this job. He carries on a quiet, calm life until he meets a certain someone that comes along and teaches him something very valuable; how to love, something that Arthur can't express with flowers. Gakuen AU. USUK.

Arthur, an aspiring filmmaker, feels he failed at life. In a desperate attempt to be somebody, Arthur may end up caught in a world he was never even supposed to see. Can anyone save him? (Please give it a shot?)

Something has happened to America, and the other countries have no idea what to do...

Arthur Kirkland is on his day off, and he runs into an American. Rather, the American runs into him. They find their work intermingles, and Arthur might find he is more interested in Alfred rather than his occupation. USUK UKUS HumanAU!

A recollation of memories from Arthur Kirkland as he tells a detective about his life with Alfred Jones. However this isn't for a book...this interview is for murder to which Arthur is a main suspect... Who killed Alfred? What memories does Arthur remember? Your my obsession...

For the first time in his life, Arthur Kirkland's heart broke in half. Sequel to Alfred by the Stars.

Britain broke up with America.

"There has always been this gap between us – he stands there on the other side of this fragmented spectrum, and I opposite him, as we take turns building bridges to reach one another. Twenty months down the road and where are we heading to?" (USUK, AU)

Hey, Arthur, if you're listening to this, then that means I'm dead.

America and Canada try to pull a prank on the rest of the G8. While planning and plotting, something changes about America...

I don't remember my name. Or my past. I have amnesia. A boy claims he knows me, and that I'm a country. And he also says that all the other countries have amnesia too. The boy claims to be one too, except has his memories. Should I listen to him? He does seem familiar. But that can't be true can it? Couplings: PruCan Sufin DenNor GerIta Spamano And a couple others. T to be safe.

Sixteen-year-old Alfred F. Jones was a normal teenage boy who had finally managed to set his life straight after the accident exactly one year ago. But after waking up in a strange school where every student is a supernatural monster, it seems that life has other plans. Why is he here and what part does he play in the newest prophecy the schools principal had?

USUK - AU Prom night hadn't crossed Arthur Kirkland's mind until he came across the school's star football player, Alfred Jones, while wandering along the streets.

Toris was always bullied from day one. Can this new student, Feliks, cure a broken spirit? Warning: homophobia, suicidal themes, bullying, and Highschool AU.

Sequel to Rebirth. The bosses of the Nations had enough. They decided to freeze the nations until the economy and the world stabilizes. That was 100 years ago. That's a Long time to be sleeping. Even for a Nation. Adopted by Azamiblossom

Lovino is a dragon trapped in human form. When Captain Antonio rescues him and brings him to live with his pirates, he encourages Lovino to become an official member of the crew. But will Lovino be able to pass all the tests? AU. T for language/violence.

Oh, and one more thing, you know my older brother? Yeah, the child prodigy genius guy? Yeah, he can see ghosts. He talks to them, too. What, what do I think about it? Oh, well that's easy. I hate him, of course.

Chaos and devastation have wreaked the world, leaving millions dead and civilisation in shatters. Lovino Vargas only wanted to keep his family safe. Feliks Lukasiewicz's concern was to find his missing boyfriend. But, as they encounter intelligence agents, austere lords and a suspicious band of ex-criminals, they find that dark plots run deeper than they ever would have thought.

He's been neglected, abused. All Toris wants is too forget. But forgiving, and learning to trust again, that's going to take some time. Warnings: AU, Angsty teen Lithuania, Evil abusive Russia. Rated T, for safety

Canada's doing the letter exchange! yaaaay! To bad noone emembers him huh... I know! You should send him a letter! Make him feel better!

You have to watch out for. This is my take on what the relativly non-existant/nonviolent characters would do if they turned bloodthirsty. It's getting graphic, so there is character death/suffering/angst/torture. Characters are subject to change.

'BOOM. The house exploded. Just like that. Everything went flying in the air and everything else was drowned in flames, eventually leaving ashes behind. Alfred was nowhere to be found.' Full Summary Inside

THIS IS A 2P USUK STORY Don't know what 2P is, google it. "Alfred my dear… I love you so much." Arthur said as he walked closer to the American. "So you do understand that I can't let you leave me…"

Romania's life is hard. He's bullied at school and always comes home bruised. But what if the rumers are true? What if he is a vampire? -Fail Summary is Fail-

Poland wants Lithuania to wear a skirt. Very badly. Tickle fic

"The Swan Princess", Hetalia Style! pretty much all songs are cut, but they are referenced.

Alfred is haunted by nightmares and Arthur's ghost. Toris gives Alfred one of Arthur's old books, that may just hold a very interesting spell. Revised chapter 12!

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Before Mindaugas was Grand Duke of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania, he turns towards natural scenery to help him think when he comes upon something he never expected. Story experimenting on how Lithuania/Toris was found.

Lithuania gets drunk and sings a song at the world meeting for a special someone complete and utter crack XD

No, no, no. This can't be happening to him. This can't be happening to him and Lithuania. He, the great and fabulous Poland, couldn't possibly be pregnant! LietPol, mpreg

Everyone has secrets don't they? Especially when you live in Russia's house. Appearances from the Nordics, Belarus, Ukraine, England, France, America, Germany, Italy, Prussia, Austria, Hungary. Warning: gender bending, swearing, fluff, multiple crack pairings. Don't read if you like Russia abusing Baltics fics...

Everybody has secrets. Some have more than others. Matthew has some of the greatest of all. Haunted by his past, he tries to live a normal life, but he is slowly falling apart. Can anyone save him?

"What happened last night was not real. We are not a couple. We did not meet at the café. We are not going out for 4 months. WE ARE NOT IN LOVE." Arthur stated to Alfred everything, as a fact. "You are an escort, that I hired and paid for last night."

"I just totally love cold tea! Don't you?" Toris had lived in Mr. Braginski's house for some time now. How would his depressing life change when Feliks is brought there as well? AU TorisXFeliks

Toris did the worst thing he could ever do to a friend. Then he signed his death warrant. This just might be his last chance to say it. Human names used. Worst. Summery. Ever.

Italy goes missing just after the Italians change sides in World War 2. The Allies know that Germany kidnapped him. What happens to Italy that shocks the allied nations?. Its my first story. warnings: Romano's Mouth, gore and temporary Character Death

Poland has decided to start answering letters! Write all your letters to Feliks/Poland through the reviews!

Anni lives a peaceful life - until one of the gangs in the city kidnap her for reasons she can not fathom. However, there seems to be more to the Nordic Gang than meets the eye.

Alaska has been sold to America because Russia could no longer take care of her, being almost too poor to even feed himself, let alone the small state. Granted, Alaska eventually starts questioning why she her 'father' gave her up. Alaska is an OC.

Reason One: Sharp objects are frowned upon in today's society "No, no, no! Weapons are not allowed on the school grounds for any reason!" "Aw, but Ms. Principal! We were going to have an axe battle."

Driven out of his mind about his affections for Draco, Harry seeks urgent help from the resident love guru of Hogwarts: Luna Lovegood. Hogwarts-era. HP/DM. Complete.

He had simply wanted a safe, normal life for his little brother, but now he's stuck dealing with angry immortals and a matchmaking rabbit. Even worse, a certain halfbreed Dane just won't leave him alone...

It's heartbreak, hope and desire all in twenty-four hours. Complete. HP/DM.

Shamelessly twists seemingly innocent canon scenes in Book 6&7 to show how Draco helplessly and unexpectedly surrendered to Harry. Complete. HP/DM

Draco finally decides to give Harry a set of rules and two months, nothing more and nothing less, to court him. But Harry had never expected it to be such a challenge... Post-Hogwarts. Complete. HP/DM

Draco felt his world flip upside down when he realised that he had turned Harry Potter blind. Complete. HP/DM

Tomorrow is the day when Draco will be released from Azkaban. Harry Potter has been desperately waiting. Complete. HP/DM

What happens when Moody's Transfiguration spell on Draco the Amazing Bouncing Ferret can't be reversed for a week? Harry Potter has no choice but to take care of Draco, almost like a... pet. Complete. HP/DM

Voldemort has tasked Draco with a monumental assignment during his 6th year: Not to take Dumbledore's life, but to take Harry Potter's virginity. Complete. HP/DM

It was a fine, beautiful, sunny day when Albus Potter stumbled on his father and Draco Malfoy in bed together. Complete. HP/DM

Harry didn't realise how lonely his life had become, until Draco suddenly came dancing in. Complete. HP/DM

Draco's playing a game of hide-and-seek, but Harry isn't sure about the rules. Complete. HP/DM

No one expected Draco Malfoy to turn up at Harry and Ginny's wedding party. Complete. HP/DM