Hey! I'm going to put all my fanfictions up here, in hope that you will enjoy them. And sometimes give my subconsciousness control over my hands, to make the weirdest, makes no sense AT ALL stories, put them up and hope somebody will get a laugh out of them.

Name: Call me Masterliful or, if that is to much, just call me Li!

Age: I'm only going to tell you that I still go to school. And that for a year, I live at my school. And that I only have two hours free time to write on school days. Three, if I don't have any homework. So ONLY bother me about updates, if I haven't in a month, or if I don't keep my promises.

Fandoms: I have more fandoms than this, but I'm writing or planning on writing for these:

Bleach: Especially for Kurosaki Karin, Hitsugaya Toshiro and Ayasegawa Yumichika. Odd trio, I know, but I LOVE characters that hide something. And these all do!

Axis Powers Hetalia: I'll write for any country I get an interesting fact about, that spurs my imagination, but I will probably write most for Denmark (I'm danish! I love Denmark), Prussia and Romano.

Teen Titans: Beast Boy for the win! Oh, and also some BBRae

More will probably pop up, but these for now! Also, I might write oneshots while I write a multichapter story, but I will not post two multichaptered stories at once!

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?'' "OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, puppy mills, ect.) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are, crazy and insane, put this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profileWeird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (unlike Urameshi... who died TWICE! and came back both times!)

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night! :D)

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (like with me, it's sharp-pointy objects! XD)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this to your profile.

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a friend on a phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. I am the girl who doesn't need to be with someone else to have fun; you can lock me in my room and I'll never get bored. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, physics chick, CrazyNerdyFangirl, Safira Rue Mellark, DawnKatnissMellark, Fire. Bread. and Dandelions, FinnickLover4ever, TribalGirl, The Girl of the Moon, Bumblekat, Masterliful.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I’m the girl who’s scared of talking to my parents and have them find out I’m bisexual for then to hate me.

Re-post this if you believe discrimation is wrong. Please do your part to end it

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Sasura, The One And Only51, xia0 wenz, BeHiNd ThY HaZeL OrBs, KashinoXIchigo4ever,AnimeOtaku897, xxSixelaxx, AnimeDAngel, FantasyLover100, Masterliful,

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, JaneVolturi, LOSTSOULOFTHEUNDERWORLD, DarkAngel620, Dithinus, Glitterthorn, PinkFuzzBall, Eien no Akumu, COOKIEMONSTER0077, Angel.of.Guilt, LucyAshley from Fairy Tail, xxSixelaxx, AnimeDAngel, FantasyLover100, Masterliful,

Female come backs pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @$$.

Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing!

Woman: Can I borrow yours? I have to report that the mental hospital is missing one of its patients.

Man: I think I can make you very happy.

Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list:
Antire5

EmoWolves of Shadow

Killercat-nya

Juura99

Sabalunogaara4evr

InLoveWithNaruSasu

Sasuke Uzumaki 83

Lilashisora

Kenzie101

Raven Uzumaki

Animefreakk15

Yami's Devil

FantasyLover100

Masterliful

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who would answer, "where to begin?"

If you've started having dreams featuring fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have too many to count!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (I'm pretty sure ALL fanfiction writers are more or less insane...)

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (MWUHAHAHA!)

If u believe that the Soul Society is a real place, copy and paste this onto ur profile.

If you wish you were a Clan cat with a cool name, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you're obsessed with Inuyasha, Fairy Tail, Death Note, Black Cat, Bleach, and/or Inuyasha, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If anyone has ever called you crazy, paste this to your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you LOVE to play video games, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have siblings, copy and paste this to your profile

If you HATE homework, copy and paste this to your profile

If you LOVE to listen to music, copy and paste this to your profile

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile

If you would like to be on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you love animals, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you would love someone because of their personality but not because of their looks, put this in your profile. (I already do)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Me! For research! (when I said I'm insane, I meant it (took ya long enough to realize) I know it's insane to have voices in my head (insane people usually doesn't realize they're insane) so am I sane or not? (...I'm not sure...) forget it. ONWARDS MY COPYPASTING HORSE!!! (... You really ARE insane (and random) that too...) THANK YOU!)

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

IF YOU LIKE TALKING IN CAPITALS SOMETIMES FOR NO REASON, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE. YAAAAAAY!!

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If one of your hobbies is going back over a hopelessly sidetracked conversation to try to figure out what started it, you, like me, have no life. If so, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love Narnia, copy and paste this to your profile!!:)

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

If you love rain and thunderstorms, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you believe Natsu and Lucy should be in love, copy and paste this to your profile.

SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)!

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

if you ever wonder who started these copy and paste quotes copy and paste this onto your profile

if you have ever ran into a door copy and paste this

If you have ever listened to someone say something and you REALLY DO listen, word for word, and when their done you go, "What did you say?", copy and paste this to your profile

If you claim to have no life and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're the kind of person who laughs at something that happened the day before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile

If you have ever burst into a fit of laughter for no apparent reason (other than some inside joke that no one else in the universe would find funny) copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile {EVIL MOSQUITOES;(}

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

Five billion dollars is enough money to buy everyone on earth a 10-Speed Bike. If you didn't know this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pasted something onto your profile more than once, copy this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you wish Anime was real in this world copy & paste this on to your profile!!!!

Copy and paste this if you've ever wanted to jump into a book and strangle a character for being dumb.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you've wondered why something wasn't working until you realized that it wasn't plugged in.

If you have fallen out of your chair trying to pick something up then copy and paste this.

IF you have tripped on a chord after someone told you to watch out for it then copy this and paste it on your profile.

Copy and paste this if you have accidentally gotten a brush stuck in your hair.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile

If you ever face planted on anything copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever bumped into a wall copy and paste this on your profile.

If you can't live without music copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile (the oven and mircowave too)

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe Prussia could be his own religion, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe Prussia should be a country again, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile.

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

If you approve of gay marriages copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you've ever fallen in love with a fictional character.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think writer's block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you are a girl and you don't wear make-up, or if you are a guy and you do, paste this in your profile because you rock.

If you don't care what other people think about you or your clothes, about how much money you have, or about how pretty you are, paste this in your profile.

R.I.P. to That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The pregnant girl walking down the street. She got raped. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! RE-POST if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't.

1 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')
Marizzle ((Not bad))

2 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal)
Red dolphin ((Bloody dolphin...))

3 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
Christine Lindevej ((I think it's nice. Slightly odd, but nice))

4 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)
Vesma ((Sounds plausible. Though Resma would be cooler))

5 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)
Teal Tea ((My superheroname is hereby TT! XD

6 - YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's)
Asiabme ((That could have a LOT worse. At least this one pronounceable (amazingly, that is a word)))

7 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)
Waidtløw Elbrønd ((Two last names... Yeah, that's really believable))

8 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)
Bloody Liv ((Liv means life, so actually it's Bloody Life. It's AWESOME!! I need to do more of this stuff XD))

I'm a girl who has absolutely no social life. I'm a girl who never gets invited to parties. I'm a girl who dresses out of style. I'm a girl who doesn't do drugs. Most of all, I'M A GIRL WHO COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT THAT STUFF. If you're that kind of girl too, copy this, paste it in your profile, and add your name to the list: ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, LeoValdezgirl77, VivaAmerica, Masterliful

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOot, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, LeoValdezgirl77, VivaAmerica, Masterliful

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, Gabby510, twilightobsessedOECD, Aceraptor123, Person95,therealmax,FaXnEsSisADDICTION(kelsey),LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, LeoValdezgirl77, VivaAmerica, Masterliful

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't.

On December 14, 2012 20 students and 6 staff at an elemenatry school in Newtown, Connecticut lost their lives to a school shooting. Th man, who will not be named, opened fire on this school killing 20 young kids and 6 staff members. These 26 victims had friends and family. The 20 children had lives to live, parents that loved them and friends that cared about them. The kids will never grow up and go to prom, never have a wedding, never bring another being into this world, and will never tell anyone they loved them. Parents in Newtown will never hear the words "Mommy I love you" or "Daddy I love you" again, never cry at their weddings, and will never hold a child these students could have brought intot he world. Dads of the little girls lost will never walk them down the aisle on their big day and will never accompany them to a father-daughter dance. Dads of the little boys lost will never throw the football/baseball, will never bounce the basket ball and never kick the soccer ball witht hem. Mothers will never watch as their children lost say "I do" at the altar, will never rock a grandchild and will never watch as their child throws their graduation cap in the air and then head off to college. These parents will never be able to kiss their children good night. They will all be thinking "Why didn't I hug them one last time?" Show respect for the 26 lives lost and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list. Show that you sympathise with these parents. Post this angel on your profile...PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase, BaskinxxRobins, Masterliful

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

RULES: Put your Ipod on shuffle, then ask a question whatever song you get is the answer and you have to write it down no matter how silly.

1. Will I be happy for the week? Cuddly Toy by Roachford (I think that means yes. Btw, what is that 80ies song doing here? Must be dad's... Oh well, it's pretty good)

2. What song will I play at my wedding? More Than Enough by Jana Stanfield (Not a love song, but fitting none the less _)

3. What song will I play at my funeral? Does Your Mother Know by ABBA (They'll be dancing on your grave... I wouldn't want people playing it on MY funeral.)

4. Will I ever get guitar lessons? Kom Hjem Til Mig from Pippi (musical) (Translation: Come home to me. ...?)

5. What is the one thing every girl wants to hear from a guy? Love Lines by Jana Stanfield (It is about appreciating the signs of aging. Aww... :-D)

6. If I was a banana what would my name be? Happy For No Reason by Paul Hoffman (Happy the Banana! XD)

7. Will my friend ever get over her stupid ex? Argument from Chess (musical) (Yes? I can't tell if it fits or not...)

8. Why do people I know fight over team Gale and team Peeta like team Edward and team Jacob? Love is Strange from Dirty Dancing (movie) (Truer words never spoken XD)

9. What would happen if Voldemort was Justin Beiber? This is my Song by Jana Stanfield (It is a song. About peace. NO WAY THAT WOULD HAPPEN!!! Though it's fun to imagine Voldemort singing it)

10. What would be a good question to ask you? Real Gone by Sheryl Crow (Meaning: I don't give a damn)