Take one school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, add a brilliant sociopath and his loyal companion, mix in a bit of magic, Dark Lords, possible Hufflepuffs and what do you get? Answer: Chaos... and some pretty miffed Hufflepuffs. Rated T for language/ just to be safe.

Collection of Heronstairs short stories that range from friendly fluff to sexy romance. Send suggestions and I will try to make them into stories. AUs friendship, fluff, romance; just send a word, a phrase, or an event and I'll write it. There are multiple ratings throughout the collection and they are labeled at the top.

John is on holiday in Paris for almost two whole weeks. Sherlock is solving cases in London...alone. But of course, there's one of the world's best inventions at hand to save the day! Emails, of course! But leave your laptop logged into your email account, and a cheeky Scotland Yard inspector might just read them...fluff, fluff...and oh, did I mention? Fluff!

Alec Lightwood moves to Mooncross bay with his recently divorced mother and overly eager sister Izzy. He is reluctant to try and fit in since he has always felt like the outsider, but maybe a new town with new people (including a certain gorgeous someone) could let him in. Malec fic, all human.

Some texts between a The Sniper and The Master Criminal.

AU. John Watson is a uniquely ethical "mercenary" called 'The Doctor' who is hired out for jobs at night. By day, he's an ordinary trauma doctor working an ordinary job. But then everything changes when he is framed for murder. The police and an unknown enemy are after his head, but the only one who can help save him is none other than...Sherlock Holmes?

I was normal, well sort of. Then out of nowhere waltzes in a tornado of sparkles hair gel and eyes so green they looked like cat eyes, and my life becomes complicated. "Pull yourself together Alec. You can do this." Just a simple cute love story, other couples will come into play too.

Everyone assumes Sherlock is the Doctor. He is brilliant after all. He seems like he's from another world, that he knows more than anyone could ever know. Well, they aren't entirely wrong. However, they are wrong about something crucial; Sherlock isn't the Doctor. And it hurts me to think that my friends don't recognise me, that they look straight through me like I'm nothing.

Sequel to "Starving Sherlock." Sherlock's recovery is haunted by the presence of the consulting criminal, Moriarty, who proves that he's far from done in his dealings with the detective. T for cursing, injuries, and blah. No slash unless you read it that way!

Yes. Drabbles. The horrible, horrible drabbles. Each with a letter of the alphabet. Each about two of our favorite characters on Sherlock. Slash SherlockxJohn/ Rated for suggestive but nothing explicit.

"I do not have glitter in my hair." "Obviously, it's not mine. Look at it!" Just a bunch of really short, Magnus/Alec drabbles. Fluff.

The boys are back for their third year at Hogwarts, but as boggart dredges up old terrors for Sherlock, John is facing nightmares that are very real. Can Sherlock face his demons in time to help his friend? Or will he lose himself along the way...

John Watson has a bad day at work. But he doesn't turn to his girlfriend, or one of his work mates for comfort. No, he turns to a sociopathic detective. Or, sociopathic to most people...Pure and loveable fluff.

Pandemonium: Wild and noisy disorder or confusion; uproar. Pandemonium High School and Boarding House: A school where secrets are as commonplace as the Level One History teacher's Big Blue Box. That is to say, they are startling at first, but the surprise wears away after awhile. John, sixteen years old, knows these secrets. At least, he thinks he does. Full summary inside. Hiatus

Mycroft wants to meet Greg's kids. Greg's ex helps him come out to them. Previous story: "Slow and Steady." Next story: "Meeting the Parents."

'Scandal? A bloody "scandal"? Scandal is entirely the wrong word. That makes it sound like everything just happened. Like Jim Moriarty wasn't slaving day and night to bring all that together. Scandal? What a bloody insult... [A villainous retelling of ASiB]

AU. Events in the life of Jim Moriarty, Consulting Detective, and his arch-enemy Sherlock Holmes, Consulting Criminal. Rated M for violence/injury.

Snippets of Sherlock's life as a kid. Some kid!John too. May or may not have hinted (innocent) slash, depending on how you look at it.

"Sherlock?" "Yes John?" "Why is there a blue police box in our kitchen?"

For John, trouble starts when a fake engagement is needed for a case. Keeping things secret turns out to be rather difficult when your brother in law actually is the Britsh Government. Soon enough whole London celebrates the happy event. To make things worse, Sherlock turns out to be a master of seduction and being 'involved' with Sherlock doesn't feel as bad as it should be...

Sebastian Moran knows his place on Jim's list of priorities. It's right at the bottom, below Sherlock Holmes, John Watson & every other person on the earth. He's disposable even if nobody seems to recognise that. So kidnap him; it's not like Jim will care

An AU slice-of-life series of stand-alone oneshots contrasting the separate daily lives of John H. Watson and Sherlock Holmes. Listed as complete, but may have further updates. Kid!John & Kid!Sherlock

The five times that John and Sherlock managed to right themselves before their son Hamish walked in on them doing the nasty and the one time they didn't. There will be man sex. You've been warned.

It's Children In Need night at BBC Television Centre. An alien mercenary is about to blow up the machine that manages the donations. And the Doctor and River? They're stuck outside with an unfriendly bouncer. They need OUR help to get inside. For every review, message, fave, pigeon, *whatever*, before Sunday, I will be donating a pound to help save C.I.N. Please, please help out!

A series of random drabbles based on random adjectives. Read the Author's note at the start for more detail. If you want me to do something (an adjective or pairing or just any character) then just ask and I'll try my best.

Jim could tell Mycroft everything. Where the bombs are made and the bodies buried, where the fires start and the funds are sent. But you only ever get what you pay for. - Set in between torture sessions, after Belgravia.

Sherlock has to admit to John that he's a virgin, while trying to solve a case that requires research. One shot. Rating is for the theme i.e. sex/violence

A MorMor fanfic based on the song Terrible Things by Mayday Parade, sorry if the big bit of Author's note at the start annoys you but please keep reading...

A series of texts between pretty much everyone. :

Jim has been expecting a meeting with Mycroft Holmes, but Mycroft is unable to make it. Anthea arrives instead with that annoying phone of hers. What might transpire after that?

Once, 29 years ago, a frightened and lonely little boy met a Strange Doctor in his Father's wine cellar and made sure he never left. The two find themselves in an unlikely apprenticeship and friendship. Then, one day the Doctor disappeared and 19 years later shows up in the living room of 221B Baker Street. Slight Johnlock, Eventual Mystrade and Captain Jack attracted to everyo

A series of one-shots regarding Arthur Moran and Hamish Holmes, Baker Street's new generation, equally marked by friendship, laugh and angst

Sherlock can be a real baby sometimes. But that's why we love him.

Oneshot. Sherlock ponders the meaning of friendship when he does something to upset John. Rated M for drug use Just being overly cautious .

Sherlock Holmes meets his match in the eccentric, equally-brilliant 11th Doctor. Some Sherlock/John. Mostly AU.

WARNING: Food kinks, which may include starvation/suggested eating disorder, and maybe overfeeding later. Mycroft puts Sherlock on his diet with...exceptional results. M for sexytimes later. Johnlock.

You will always be with me spirit and mind. -JW

A particularly trying case means that Sherlock and John get almost no sleep at all for six days, which leads to them ending up in bed together. My summaries suck, fluff with johnlock in later chapters. Rating may change

Slight AU. Scenes from episodes slightly rewritten - how would things have been different if Mike brought Sherlock to the lab to meet John rather than the other way round? Due to long chapters and lack of inspiration, updates are very infrequent - sorry!

John decides to meet up with one of his oldest friends, and the man who saved his life, and gets so drunk he has no memory of the night before. Except when John wakes up the morning after, Lestrade is waiting for him and about to arrest him.

'Well this is new,' Jim thought as he walked round and round his flat gently rocking the newborn baby. His sister had died in childbirth, the baby's father had also died, so guess who ended up with the baby? Yup, Jim Moriarty, consulting criminal and general mastermind...

Will become a series of little drabbles when Sherlock and John are off the case. PLEASE REQUEST if you'd like to see a certain situation written about. T because I've played with vampire!Sherlock and might very well play with fire in the future. I will try to keep it tame though. Not slash right now. Maybe in the future, though. NOT MEANT TO BE CONSECUTIVE!

Jim can't sleep again, and eventually he ends up cuddling with Sebastian. Oneshot MorMor fluff.

Mishmash of fluffy oneshots caused by the wonder that is BBC's Sherlock. If you like random, cracky, fluffy things then this is your story! R & R if you like it x

You've all heard of Skippy's List, right? Well Sebastian has one of his own. Crack; complete and utter crack

There never was a tiger, only a sleazebag in the middle of the night with a thing for blondes. But Jim didn't mind Sebastian's lies; he liked the stories his sniper spun. One-shot

Short oneshot on Sherlock's erratic thoughts.

Groaning, John buried his head in his hands. His vision was blurry and there was a throbbing sensation in his brain. Draining his glass, he gestured to the good-looking young man who was tending the bar to give him a refill. John knows that what Sherlock did he did for him, and misses him badly - little does he know that the returning detective has been keeping tabs on him...

Mycroft receives a tip about John, who has made himself scarce after the Fall. What he finds has the potential to render Sherlock's mission a no-win scenario. Sherlock left something behind before he fell from St. Bart's. It's the one last thing John has left to really live for and the odds are not in his favor. Alpha/Beta/Omegaverse, mpreg, some trigger warnings in certain parts.

Moriarty has Sherlock right where he wants him. In a damp prison cell with very little food or water, Moriarty thinks he's killing Sherlock. But can he really be so sure he's got the upper hand? No slash. T for cursing and themes.

Short drabble for a friend. Jim gives Sebastian a haircut. Not as bland as the summary sounds. T rating because I'm not sure.

Jim realizes he cares about someone and tries to do something about it. Emphasis on "tries". Sebastian has a good laugh. MoraMori. T because of slight violence and minor cursing. No spoilers.

I drifted off back to sleep, knowing that no matter what he would be there to help pick up the pieces of my crumbling life again. Teen!lock. Slight AU. Sherlock POV

Rated T for violence in later chapters, bit of Johnlock, possibly a teensy bit of MorMor... any reviews would be really appreciated. Oh and this is my first fic so.. yeah... I have no beta reader so apologies for any mistakes.

Sequel to "Christmastime." Rated M for brief sexual content. Sherlock's got a case! Will he be able to handle it? Why did this look better in my head? Sorry for crappiness, I promise the next one will be better!

Sequel to "Observation!" Sherlock likes it when John reads and John wants Sherlock to gain weight. T because these boys can sure get suggestive, can't they?

Sequel to "Wings!" John watches Sherlock sleep and Sherlock gets peckish. T rating for some suggestiveness. I think it's very fluffy. Johnlock, please enjoy, and I apologize for the Christmas theme. Is that something normal people apologize for?

Sequel to "Recovery." It's John's turn to heal. What will happen? Johnlock PLEASE REVIEW I love to hear from you! Thanks! It's been updated slightly with more awesomeness!

Sequel to "Home"! John heals Sherlock and they love each other. There's no sex yet, though! T for cursing.

First Johnlock! After the Reichenbach Fall, Sherlock comes home. What will happen? T for cursing.

Kid!Sherlock can't sleep, so he asks his older brother, teenage!Mycroft about a particular word he heard, but didn't quite understand. Oneshot. AU

With Jim dead, Sebastian's having mood swings that often lead to him in all sorts of pain. Irene calls upon Molly to help clean him up and is hopeful that the girl could be the one to save him.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

John comes home to find the flat in quite a different state than how he left it. A one shot written for the prompt "Feathers. Seriously?"

What would John do if Sherlock was alive and well? "Bloody punch him, that's what." Ficlet. Sherlock/John

Arthur is cursed and becomes invisible to the whole of Camelot – no one can hear or see him, except, of course, for Merlin.

Oh, the texts Sherlock gets. Warnings: Crack, slash aka. homosexual relationships, language and an annoying older brother.

Vampires and Werewolves don't get along... Sherlock is a vampire, Moriarty is a werewolf, and John is clueless. Can Sherlock keep John safe from Moriarty or on a higher note can he keep himself from sucking John's blood? Sherlock/John slash...

John has a date and Sherlock has decided he wants to know what is so fascinating about these dates that people waste their time on them. Humour/Crack

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

A crack crossover. Vampire Diaries, Harry Potter, Sherlock and much more.

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.