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![]() Author has written 12 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, How to Train Your Dragon, Avatar: Last Airbender, Professor Layton, and Rise of the Guardians.
1.) BN2P is an art form. One does not simply wave around the aforementioned writing tool like a maniac since doing so would cause you to unintentionally poke an unfortunate passer-by in the eye, make him stumble and flail his arms around due to the pain, which of course would hit a young teen's make-up plastered face, thus causing her to shriek "AVADA KEDAVRA" for no apparent reason, then startling a baby who bought a cat-dog in a food stall, and finally, transforming the President of the country into a Prime Minister. Not that it ever happened. Ha. Maybe. Right. I've matured. 2.) These are the steps to successfully BN2P: Check if you are holding a no.2 pencil. IF YOU ARE NOT HOLDING A NO.2 PENCIL, THEN MAY I SUGGEST that you treat yourself a trip to the Underworld. You are supposed to be holding a no.2 pencil. Not a no.1 pencil, not a no.3 pencil, and especially not your boyfriend's...pencil. When you are sure that you have a3.) In my defence, I did say that this art form requires you not to wave the pencil around like a maniac. You should swish it around. Delicately. 4.) Since I've matured, I will not continue my pre-matured fics. Adopt them with permission (and repost with credit). They're still my sons. Got a bestfriend-in-real-life here. Name's artemisapphire. |