Beginning thirteen years before the events of Curse of the Black Pearl, it follows the relationship between Barbossa and a whore who lives on Tortuga, Evie. Through her, we learn of Barbossa before the curse takes place and how it changes him. COMPLETE!

The early adventures of a young Hector Barbossa. About the 13 yr old boy who leaves home for the open sea, and the people and the events that shape his future as he becomes a ruthless and notorious pirate.

This is a Twilight parody, just to warn you all. If you have a sense of humor though, I welcome you to read it. This chronicles the story of Echo and Narcissus, I mean Bella and Edward...right.

See the plane crash. See the survivors survive. Watch as the island becomes freaky. Monsters abound. Rated TV14 for Violence, Language, Sexuality, and some Crude Humor. Completed parodies of episodes 1-14!

Juliet tries on an old dress. Pretty fluffy. [BenJuliet]

B,E. They meet up in Tortuga for another one night stand. If you have tender sensibilities, check the rating and take it to heart.

Will tries to be a gentleman but this time he just can't manage it. Slash. Oneshot.

Meet the most suiest Sue ever. Will she win Jack's heart? Of course she will! A parody of all those Marysue ridden fics out there and a tribute to the better parody writers out there

I was wondering what our favourite pirate would reply if he were sent one of those Get to know your friends emails...If you want me to do more characters, just send me your suggestions and I'll see what I can do:

Set after the second film. Lord Beckett wants both Liz and Will killed but who will be summoned to do the deed? Discontinued. READ AT YOUR OWN PERIL! Possible Mary Sue alert!

I should think that for one preparing to raise the dead, you would have been more prepared to see someone like me. postDMC, speculative AWE

Jack Sparrow met a beautiful and angry lady pirate and from that moment, his life changed. NO HE BLOODY WELL DID NOT. Barbossa meets a very ineffectual and very plain lady pirate and does his best to ignore her as she charges about trying to be a Mary Sue

Right after DMC concludes, a lot of arguing and... lust. Barbossabeth! [Barbossa and Elizabeth, mentioned ElizabethxJack and TiaDalmaxBarbossa. MATURE.]

Tired of being abused by Sues and their authors, Gimli and Boromir decide that for once they will get revenge. ON HOLD

A laptop with Internet access appears out of nowhere in the jungle. The survivors can only access Lost-related websites and are introduced to fan fiction, slash fiction, theories, and fan girls. Some of them are more affected than others. NOW COMPLETE!

A sickly young girl from Long Cleeve doesn't seem like a suitable match for the son of the Thain but Peregrin Took is no stranger to disobedience, and he and Diamond will do anything to stay together. DISCONTINUED

Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.

A non-fiction story on a fiction site. Legolas is injured, has a fall, and comes to stay with my family. You will laugh, cry, and need a hug, I promise! Complete.

The big day has come. A non-fiction sequel to "The Unauthorized Biography of Legolas Greenleaf".

After returing home from wars and adventures in faraway lands, Meriadoc Brandybuck faces one of his greatest challenges - winning the heart of Estella Bolger. COMPLETE!

Estella Bolger returns to Buckland and falls for her brother's friend, Merry Brandybuck. But will she have to choose between family and love? Wholesome hobbity cheer, one year post-Scouring, with (I hope) some humor thrown in!

In which Merry is a very, very naughty hobbit. FOTR.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.