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 Author has written 13 stories for Homestuck, Alice in Wonderland, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Pokémon, RWBY, and Beauty and the Beast. woah... such a huge white space in need of words... ummmmm... I have nothing to say... I am not the best writer I only write for the hell of it all. If you actually read my stuff it will be a pleasant surprise... Expect a lot of erratic updating and stuff I'll forget if no one mentions it to me... I dabble in many fandoms. Fics that are on my main to-do list: The Reason - Rosemary,Homestuck Lost in the Purity- Oc, Harry Potter Savoury Sweetheart- Morene, Sherlock Fics being co-written with Grim Kitty Kisa(Who is an excellent beta as well) Flawed Perfection- Oc, Harry Potter Charmingly Charred- Ocs, Pokemon Unfortunately my other fics are in the backseat for a moment but I'll update eventually. P.S. To the readers of Love of the Lily I will be rewriting it soon... I have no idea what my brain was doing for structure and grammerwise... however the plot and general story will still exist. |
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Sorority Sisters by thedoctorspersonalblogger reviews
Anna is a freshman at Arendelle University. Starting a new school can be a challenge, not knowing what can happen as a result of walking up to a random table at the college activity fair can be even more challenging, especially when the reason you go is to talk to the pretty blonde behind the table. Lots of fluff, elsanna, rated M as safety. Be nice guys, it's my first fic...
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,575 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Olaf
A Snowflake in Spring by RetiredCel reviews
After her brother Hans is institutionalized, Anna makes it her mission to visit him whenever she can. The sooner he comes home, the sooner everything will go back to normal. She wasn't expecting to meet the asylum's resident 'Ice Queen,' who refuses to speak or acknowledge anyone... except Anna. /Cover art by one lorelei-lilyprincess over on Tumblr/
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,005 - Reviews: 6724 - Favs: 5,756 - Follows: 6,858 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Cold Snap by Dinas Emrys reviews
During a particularly cold winter, Weiss develops a habit of slipping into Yang's bed to keep warm. Yang is less than happy about the new arrangement, mainly due to her growing attraction to her teammate. Freezerburn.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,293 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 7/28/2017 - Published: 3/16/2015 - [Yang X.L., Weiss S.] Ruby R., Blake B.
Those Gilded Chains We Wear by KuraiBites reviews
During the battle for Hogwarts, Hermione accepts to do the Unbreakable Vow with Bellatrix to protect the people she loves. But binding herself to the dark witch has more consequences than she could ever have anticipated. Cover art by batlesbo/Chloé C.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 319,130 - Reviews: 2640 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 3,063 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
A Formal Arrangement by Requ reviews
AU. Elsa and Anna are the heiresses of different kingdoms and are married as a result of a betrothal arranged years prior. No incest, but definitely Elsanna.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,941 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 3,316 - Follows: 4,346 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 1/14/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
Sometimes It's Soft Hands and Mailing Envelopes by inkheart9459 reviews
After their whirlwind weekend in Copenhagen, Beca's now in LA looking for an apartment, snapchatting, texting, calling, skyping, hell she'd be smoke signalling Mina if she could because she misses her already. She's counting the days before Mina's plane lands, but before that, there's a lot to do to find a home for them and get it ready.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 112,140 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 6/10/2015 - [Kommissar, Beca M.]
Café Liégeois by 4mation-is-1derful reviews
So a blind woman walks into a coffee shop… (Elsanna)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,343 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 12/21/2013 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Not Everything is Cinnamon and Sexual Confusion by inkheart9459 reviews
After the stress of worlds all Beca wants to do at the after party is have some fun. Unfortunately, anywhere that Kommissar is, isn't a relaxing place and the other woman has a habit of popping up out of nowhere, which she does and of course Beca accidentally hits on her and maybe she's not going to have as much fun as she thought at this party or this trip if this keeps up.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,733 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 6/5/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - [Kommissar, Beca M.] Chloe B., Jesse - Complete
The Spider's Shield by Kurohane Ookami reviews
It only takes one botched mission for Natasha to lose Clint. Now, she's being cooped up under the scrutiny of everyone she'd rather avoid, with so many emotions that she doesn't quite know how to cope with, and nowhere to turn. But somehow, the all too personal, prying Captain manages to get past her defenses, and she's not all sure if she'll be able to cope. Post Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Bring it On by Kurohane Ookami reviews
You'd think that there would be some normality in a girl's life. But no, Aaron Stein just keeps drawing the short straw when it comes to the mysteries going on at the Academy. Her conclusion? Drag her poor Weapon along for the ride! Among all of the insanity, Aaron finds herself being drawn back into the life she left for a reason. What's a girl to do? M for language and theme.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,680 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - OC
The Hot Springs by hmselsanna reviews
Anna takes Elsa to visit a hot spring. Of course, interesting things happen when you expose ice to heat. One-shot Fluff/smut, or Smuff if you will. There are sexy fun-times, and it is Elsanna. dl:dr
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Snowflake Vigilante by MidnightStriker reviews
AU: Elsa inherits her parent's company after their unexpected passing, but managing the company puts a strain on her relationship with Anna. When an incident causes Elsa to become a vigilante under the alias "Snow Queen," complications arise when Anna, not knowing that the famous heroine is her sister, develops a massive crush on Elsa's alter-ego. Elsanna.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,492 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Anna, Elsa]
First Kiss by hmselsanna reviews
They know they love each other, but knowing when to make a move is hard. Fluff. One Shot. Elsanna. dl:dr
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Destination: Love by xyouaremylobsterx reviews
A/U: 'You feel a hand touch your arm, it's gentle and light. You don't know where the small hand came from, or who it belongs too, but for some strange reason you really want to find out.' Can love really be found anywhere, at any time, at a simple bus stop? And if so, what journey can it lead you too?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,610 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Fleur D., Hermione G. - Complete
Here And There by Jackdawess reviews
The Battle of Hogwarts reaches a critical point. With few options and even less people left to defeat Voldemort, the side of good's fate may rest on the shoulders and in the hands of two witches. A journey through many kinds of barriers. Eventual HG/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 435,445 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
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The Reason reviews
Humanstuck, Rose abandons her abusive home to move in with someone she barely knows. A broken past can stitch itself to you in many ways, as can good memories and hopes for the future it all depends on which stitches you stretch. You just need a reason to continue on.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/2/2016 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Rose L., Roxy L., Kanaya M.
Beecharmer reviews
At Beacon academy, the Vytal Festival is drawing near. The tensions are rising for Team RWBY, strengthening weaknesses, overcoming differences and standing together against the forces of Grimm. (Slow burn Bumbleby)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2016 - Blake B., Yang X.L.
Don't shed tears for the wicked reviews
Terezi lost something she can't receive ever again. A shoulder to cry on is offered and welcomed.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Karkat V., Terezi P.
Flawed Perfection reviews
Typical... perfectly bloody typical, as the middle child of a wizarding family with Veela blood involved it is a little difficult to stand out. Especially when your older sister is the "Oh-So-Perfect Fluer Delacour." Yeah well I'm Sabine... and this is my story if you can call it that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 11/15/2013
Love of the Lily reviews
Summer lovin' happened so fast, I met a girl crazy bout me. (Many femslash couples are intended, Not everyone is set in stone if there is a particular rarepair you would like to make an appearance. Just let me know)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Rose L., Kanaya M., Vriska S.
Charmingly Charred reviews
We know that Gary had Squirtle... but who got Charmander and Bulbasaur? Two lovely gals by the name of Aria and Phoebe. Sarcastic Aria and her irritable Bulbasaur. Phoebe and her timid Charmander... What could possibly go wrong?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 11/15/2013
Raining Cats and Spiders reviews
Nepeta is out hunting when a huge thunder storm hits and the closest hive she runs to happens to belong to an overdramatic spiderloving troll... rated M for language... (its a dra88le fic and purrhaps smut fur l8ter)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,247 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Vriska S., Nepeta L., Gamzee M., Kanaya M. - Complete
Savoury Sweetheart reviews
Molly get's dragged to a costume party by John. She has encounters the woman after a terrible ordeal. (I am terrible with summaries basically, Molrene, fluffy and then the rating is justified in later chapters. If you don't like yuri, lesbians, girl love then this is not the fic for you, Darling)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Irene A., Molly Hooper
Purrfection or a Catastrophe reviews
(Humanstuck)Nepeta a small town girl decides to help out new boy Karkat Vantas, the only problem is what is her best friend going to do about it? (Nepkat, EqxNep, and possibly other ships in the future!)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Karkat V., Equius Z., Nepeta L.
Lost within the Purity reviews
Vivian is from a family of muggles. She doesn't bloody know what's going on in this 'wizarding world' and surely has no idea why she ended up in the most unlikely house of hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - OC
Soundless Joy reviews
A little world without sound, a little love makes the world so pretty. Kurlin fluff
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Kurloz M., Meulin L.
My Wonderland reviews
Belle was dozing in the meadow when a lost and confused scruffy girl in a blue dress tapped her on the shoulder. She felt oddly protective of the young girl lets just see if Gaston ever lays a hand on Alice. AlicexBelle ((rated T for now but warning it's yuri suggested lesbians and all that fun stuff))
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Belle
Skating Takes your Breath Away reviews
John is teaching Jade how to skate (Fluff and stuff and they aren't related in this fic I do not own homestuck or any of the characters)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2013 - John E., Jade H.
