Poll: Warverse - I'm drafting up ideas for another pre-Reaper story in the WarVerse. To keep things short, if I went down this route it would mean one more story before I brought the Reaper Saga to the forefront of the Warverse, but I would be able to flesh out some aspects of the universe and the saga's three Main Characters more if I did this. So what would you - the Readers - prefer? Another original plot, or a headlong leap into the Reaper Saga? Vote Now! |
![]() Author has written 5 stories for Mass Effect. Hey folks! I'm Professor Fart Burger. First of all: My name. Yes. You read that right, and no, I won't change it. [Not only is it absolutely awesome.. But my go-to name was taken.] Secondly: Me! Age: Is a number. Name: Is an interesting subject that I likely won't ever reveal to the internets. Also known as ProfFartBurger, or [Redacted] On other sites. Interests: Video Games, Movies, books, writing, and being a nuisance around my friends. Favorite Games: The Mass Effect Series, the Legend of Zelda Series, the Metal Gear Solid Series, COD: WaW, COD: MW2, Brutal Legend, and the Fallout series [To name a few]. Favorite Movies: The Toy Story series, The Back to the Future Series, the Terminator 1 and 2 duo, The Pirates of the Caribbean Series, and the Expendables series. Favorite Food: Sloppy Joes [I can only have then once a year, and as such, I make them in bulk! . . . They last a week, tops.] Favorite Quote: Favorite Number: Any permutation of 6, 1, and 2, in that order. [Whether it's 612, 6,001, 002, 6 and a half {6 1/2, geddit?] or 61.2, I'll take it!] Goals and aspirations: Become a fireman, succeed in life, sixteen and a half second fart. Once I think of some better, serious, ones, I'll let you know. I'm also on FictionPress! I've only got one story so far, but check it out nonetheless!
I'm ALSO also on DeviantArt! http:/// I'm also, also, ALSO on Twitter! @ProfFartBurger And because the internet needed more FartBurger action, I've also got a Wordpress blog! proffartburger(dot)wordpress(dot)com {Memorable Milestones:} 11/8/14: 10/26/14: 10/19/13: 1,500 favorites, folks. ONE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED! That puts Mass Effect: The First War at the SECOND most favorite Mass Effect story on Fanfiction(Dot)net! (As of this date, at least) You've all, seriously, NO DAMN IDEA how thankful I am for this! Thank you all for this, so very much. 6/10/13: 4/30/13: 3/4/13: 2/24/13: 2/23/13: 1/30/13:
1/21/13: 1/10/13: 1/3/13: 4000 views! 12/30/12: 2000! The FartBurger FAQ, the top ten questions I get on a weekly basis: 1) Where did you get the idea for TFW? For the Humans of the Systems Alliance? Well, I've got a Project, I call it Project Universe. In it I've got dozens of species, governments, societies, and wars. I took the canon Humanity from PU and started integrating it into Mass Effect, with some changes of course. 2) Dude, this is Halo. 3) How did TFW get so popular? 4) Seriously? 5) Where did the idea for Christopher McGraw come from? - - - 6) When is the next chapter/story coming out? 7) I'm serious, this is Halo!! Comparing TFW with Halo is like saying Lord of the Rings is the same thing as Zelda. Saying I ripped it off is like saying Nintendo ripped off J. R. R. Tolkien. 8) Dude, you're awesome! 9) Do you plan on getting published? 10) What is your creative process? How do you get around to writing these stories? Stories: - - In Progress: (Dates Subject To Change) Mass Effect: The Hopeless War (Next Chapter:TBA) Mass Effect: The Civil War (Next Chapter: 1/25/19) - - Coming Soon: Terra's Sol - Displacement (TBA; an OC Story; Website to be decided) - - Completed: Mass Effect: The New Face of War Mass Effect: The First War Mass Effect: Hearing the Call |
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