Hey, I'm HydraFlow, 18 years of age and still living with my mother. While that sounds incredibly sad, I do in fact work and I pay enough maintenance money to remain living in this household. Thank you.

Whilst uploads are incredibly rare with me, I tend to be straight with my readers and when I do get the time to upload something I try not to reduce the quality in favour of more to read.

Quality over quantity and all that.

Regardless, my head is a swirling pool of infinite stories and tales and if I deem something worth your time and energy I will usually experiment with it and try to contruct a story out of it for your viewing pleasure.

Of course, whether these stories ever see the light of day is yet to be seen but you gotta have faith.

I don't plan on ever creating a collection of my unfinished works. No offence, but they really aren't worth your time.

You should know that I bullshit my way through the stories I create, I think of little scenarios and plot twists and just fill in the gaps to get to that certain point. My stories are all improvisations to some degree, and as bad as it is to confess, this potentially leaves plot holes, but I am trying to improve my writing as a whole to mitigate that shit.

I really have nothing else to tell you other than I am but a humble man trying to make a living and this is just a hobby of mine that I can't seem to escape. Like a drug or a really abusive relationship, I just end up crawling back every time.

Thank you for wasting your time reading this pointless ass bio. You earned yourself a gold star.