LyingTurtlehide bio
 Author has written 13 stories for Homestuck, and Noragami/ノラガミ. I write lemons and stories, basically all NSFW but I may go into some fluff upon request. Speaking of requests I do accept them, I especially LOVE crack pairings and hardly turn down from a challenge. Seriously, even if you wanted me to write your OC or do a smut fic between Selena Gomez and the US fighter drone, I would totally be down for that. Shoot me a message here or my tumblr . Also I'm pretty down for roleplay so if you want to shoot me a message bring it on. Really I'm kinda lonely. |
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Equivalent Exchange by izumi-kamikura reviews
In which ecto-shenanigans allow for one than one form of Strider-ly exchange.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Dave S., Dirk S.
Let's Ruin This by Honestcannibal reviews
Your name is Dave Strider and you have offically ruined your brother's life. Take a trip through the bond between Bro and Dave. Stridercest, emotional crap, maybe smut. Updates soon.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,876 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S.
Television by Tozapen reviews
Dave and Karkat are left alone in the house. Nothing else to do but watch television, right? First, they need to pick a channel they can both agree on. But, of course, they don't/ decided to continue with this, it'll progress into M soon enough.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,476 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V.
Sacrilege by gingeringfigs reviews
Strider twins Dirk and Dave desecrate a church confessional.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Dave S., Dirk S., Karkat V. - Complete
The Last Slice by Xephyr-Holmes reviews
Dave never gets the last slice of pizza. It's always his Bro who snatches it at the last second. But he's going to change that, with a cleverly thought out plan, which doesn't exactly go how he wants it to... Yaoi, Male/Male sex, incest, swearing, Bro(Dirk)/Dave, Stridercest, and Bro. Might be some violence, probably not. Rated M for a reason.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,700 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Dirk S., Dave S.
Breaking Point by Lawrence The Shark reviews
Your name is Dave Strider, and you've never wanted to know someone so badly. DaveKat. This story is an alternate POV of Misguided. There will be smut in later chapters. Also this one's probably more cheesy than the other one.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
The Ugly Sweater Shenanigan by kneekole reviews
If you had asked the Strider brothers who had broken first and closed the distance between their lips, they wouldn't be able to tell you. But honestly they hoped you would never ask, for simplicities sake.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Dave S., Bro - Complete
In Which Sexy Times Are Always Ruined For Karkat by Mutant of Time reviews
Karkat and Dave act upon some flushed (?) feelings, but they are promptly interrupted. DaveXKarkat Kismesis/Matesprit Quadrant Flipping Rated M for mild smut. ONESHOT. xD
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/12/2013 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] - Complete
In Which DaveKat Shenanigans Ensue On The Meteor by Mutant of Time reviews
Title basically says it all but nyeh. So there's that whole part where Dave is making Karkat draw dicks and they get into a small struggle over it. Well in this fanfic, it leads to something completely different than Karkat-In-A-Cape flipping. Rated M for Smut, you have been warned. I don't own Homestuck. IT'S A DAVEKAT THING. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ. Sequel on my profile! :)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/6/2013 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] - Complete
Call me your lover by NaturallyCapricorn reviews
Starts with a game of hide and seek, but ends in something totally different.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Gamzee M., Karkat V. - Complete
Don't Grow Up too Fast by Johnkat413 reviews
Bro is trying to watch a little TV before bed when his 4 year old Adopted brother Dave wanders into his room because he can't sleep. Some cute Bro taking care of little Dave stuff. Possible chapters to come. (I'm really bad at wrighting descriptions I apologize.) Rated T for some language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Bro, Dave S.
Stuck in the snow by LivInTheMoment reviews
Dave and Karkat are going on a road trip but OH NO the car breaks down, they're now stuck in the middle of nowhere with no heat. - General warning for smut. This is my first fic so critiques would be great ;u;
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Knock on wood by Rosebud77 reviews
Breakfast with Stridercest. Sorry i'm not sorry. Request by anon. Ask me and i'll write you one!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Dave S., Bro
the best sleepover ever by Graciegrace4427 reviews
dave and john are finally having a sleepover! but what will happen? Yaoi. if you don't like, don't read! ;P
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
One Bedroom by Chiharu Octavia reviews
Family fluff, one-shot. Bro decides Dave needs his own bedroom.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Bro, Dave S. - Complete
Vantascest Drabble 2 by MarieVargas reviews
I wrote some cutesy Vantascest... Then I gave it a really fucking raunchy ending for shits and giggles.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Kankri V., Karkat V. - Complete
Temptations by SoullessGinger reviews
It's Roxy's birthday and she invites all of her friends, including Dirk and Jake who have been together for quite some time. They go to the party and have fun...perhaps a little too much fun.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Like you even care by zillywhore reviews
Bro has an interesting punishment when he catches Dave smoking.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S.
Hold my hand by MeiMeiaru8 reviews
Dave always wondered why Bro would hold his hand when they crossed the street.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Dave S., Bro - Complete
GamKat by carrothorns reviews
GamKat smut. one-shot. first time every writing this stuff, sorry. *-*
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
I Just Wanted To Relax by tentabuldgetherapist reviews
Dave and Dirk have just finished a workout. Dave just wants to relax in the steam room. Dirk has other ideas. ((STRIDERCEST, NSFW))
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Impulse by Mr. Nohbodee reviews
Nepeta tries to get Karkat to enjoy Halloween by taking him out to a club. Once there, Karkat makes eyes with the wrong stranger and suddenly things are heading in a direction he wouldn't have expected. Well, that's what he gets for acting on impulse. 1st person Karkat Bottom!Dave x Karkat
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Karkat V., Dave S. - Complete
Not Sopor but Not Sober by Merrywetherweather reviews
Oh God. Another Davekat fanfic. Somebody stop me! This was a lot of brain dribble that just found its way out of my head. A spur of the moment type of thing. Anyway, the premise of this story is that Dave and Karkat get drunk and Karkat tends to be a little more "outgoing" than usual.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Cue The Cheesy Training Montage by Merrywetherweather reviews
Does not actually include cheesy training montage. I am just not that amazing at naming my stories. A Davekat oneshot in which Karkat tries to strengthen himself so he can surpass Dave. Please excuse any sudden tense changes. This was written somewhere around midnight. It may need editing.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Fading away by MaryFaraday reviews
Your name is Dave Strider and you just turned sixteen. Also, you're in love with your brother. Stridercest, hard sex, yaoi and BJ included. Rated M. I do not own Homestuck.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Broken by MaryFaraday reviews
Dirk had sex with his brother when he obviously was drunk. But it seems like that none of them have a problem with incest.. Stridercest. Rated M. I do not own Homestuck.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Sun Hands by ZombieParade reviews
In which Gamzee offers Karkat a little pick me up and a happy and horny Karkat is the result. Also, I suck at summaries.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V.
Cull the Chit Chat by JayPay reviews
An alternate ending to the August 30th update. Vantacest Kankri and Karkat smut. Oneshot. This is my first stab at Homestuck fanfic and oneshot smut, so please don't beat me up too bad. But, please review and tell me your opinion.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Karkat V., Kankri V. - Complete
Of Love and War by Inactive-Old-Account-Sorry-Yal reviews
A FOUR omg this is getting ridiculous part Dave/Karkat fic. First time writing about this ship, requested by an anon on my tumblr page : rated M for teh sexies
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Dirk: snoop through Dave's room by PinkYaoi135 reviews
Dave: go to the kitchen to satiate your grumbling tummy. first Homestuck fic... as it is my new obsession.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Not Just A Strife by OCeanic Vista reviews
Dave and Bro have a strife on the roof. It leads to something a little bit better. Dave/Bro, Dave bottoming, NSFW Stridercest. c: Based off of a RP I was in, in which I was Dirk,
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Signless x Disciple by Kairo Laroche reviews
The Signless/Sufferer and The Disciple Oneshot. A fic I wrote for a late birthday present to a friend.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2012 - The Disciple, The Signless/The Sufferer - Complete
Life Before by FleetingKisses reviews
A collection of short stories detailing Dave and his bro, before entering the game, and the development of their ever loving relationship. Explicit Stridercest content. Dave / Bro Strider.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,982 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
New Orphans by piano-magic reviews
Jungely candles and spilled apple juice
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Jake E., Dave S. - Complete
A Dirk and Stormy Night by SalmonellaKing reviews
Dave and Dirk are watching their favorite animated cartoon when things get a little out of hand.. Dave/Dirk
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Heavy Heart by bros-shades reviews
Bro and Dave are strifing on the roof top and Bro has made this duel into one that has a rather lewd prize for the winner.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S.
Waiting by scoottt reviews
Dave always waited up for Bro before he went to bed. Always. What happens when Bro finally gets sick of Dave being so dependent on his presence? Stridercest.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Returning the Favour by Jewssica reviews
Bro buys Dave a pair of panties. Prompts used: Bro powerbottoming, finger fellatio, Dave in panties. Rated M for Incest. Dave/Bro.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
An Ironic Game of Chicken by Jewssica reviews
Bro challenges Dave to a game of chicken, that goes just a bit too far. Rated M for Incest. Bro/Dave.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,041 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Snow and Smuppets by ZomBbirthday reviews
sooo its a cold day in TX, lets smut... i basicly wrote this as a sort of request, some one said 'more puppets" i hope i delivered, if not ill try again X3
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Dirk S., Dave S.
I AM YOUR DJ by ZomBbirthday reviews
either everyone will love this or come after me with shitty refrigerated swords meh. either way basicly Bro finds out Dave has some serious kninks and teaches him a few new ones, warnings of breath play, dirty talk extremely smutty smut and smuppets
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
halloween madness and cuppy cakes by nelly the crazy yaoi ninja reviews
Dave is sex deprived...VERY sexed deprived. Lets see the outcome shall we? halloween yaoi threesome fic LEMON LEMON LEMON!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Glow In The Dark Sunglasses by I.Write.Love reviews
In which John visits Dave for the summer, brings him a pair of glow in the dark sunglasses and the A/C "mysteriously" breaks. Dave/John. Smut. Review, please?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
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Scared of The Dark reviews
Yukine is sleeping at Hiyori's with a particular god looking in to make sure things are alright. Now if only he could teach the brat how to stop stinging him.
Noragami/ノラガミ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Yato, Yukine - Complete
Emperical Suffering reviews
A short happening of forbidden lovers end.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2013 - The Signless/The Sufferer, The Condesce - Complete
Red Flush reviews
Karkat and Nepeta finally decide they want to seal the deal with a little bump n grind. But things don't always go like imagined...
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Karkat V., Nepeta L. - Complete
I Know You reviews
Dave and Karkat are regular kids in a normal highschool, but they just can't brush off the feeling that they know each other a lot more than they already do. Something strange is going on. Will be SEX later on, as well as a few other various triggers.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,134 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V.
Davecest is The Best 'cest
Written by a friend this is his first smut. Davesprite x Dave. SMUT, like really all of it is smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Dave S., Davesprite - Complete
Don't Mess With My Cape reviews
Dave has some sneaky motives to do with Karkat's dancestor, and dirty is the only way Dave plays.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Dave S., Kankri V.
Happy Birthday John reviews
Today is John's birthday, and after being bored in the best of ways, his friends arrive. This is what happens after. SMUTTY LEMON, also this is for the 4/13 update.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
I'm Black For You Sober reviews
Karkat finds that Gamzee hasn't been eating any pie lately and knows this can't be good. Thankfully there are two ways that usually get him to eat the slime. It's handling him in the mean time that proves challenging. SUBDOM, SMUT (a lot of it)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Piano Practice reviews
Bro often reviews and helps John out with his piano practice, so he doesn't suspect anything when a very different sort of practice comes into his email as a video link. SMUT, ONESHOT.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2013 - John E., Bro
Heat reviews
Karkat is in heat, and the absolute last person he wants to be around right now is doing just that, making things get a little bit more than interesting. YAOI duh, SMUT yum, CHAPTERS not too many though.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V.
Black For You reviews
Karkat is in denial about feeling completely blackrom for Dave, but when a common fight between them gets a bit too touchy and push comes to shove, things get complicated. SEX WARNING (as if it wasn't to be expected)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V.
Trip To The Egderps reviews
The Striders are visiting the Egberts, but things get a bit heated in the kitchen when Daddy Egbert decides to get a piece of the Strider action and see why his son makes such a big deal about it.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Dad E., Bro - Complete
More Than a Strife reviews
Dave and Dirk are strifing on the roof, but when Dave pulls a cheap trick Dirk teaches him a thing or two. STRIDERCEST, YAOI. Can't get much more straightforward than that.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
