Kyle and Cartman are nothing to each other... not even friends. But when both have dreams that the other will die and in the process hang out with each other to protect one-another, will they start to develop feelings for each other? KyCart. Rated T

Of course, Violet didn't know it yet, but the house was relatively safe. Besides a rickety bookshelf, a lecherous captor, mind tricks, peppermint, French food, anagrams, codependents, poems, secret visits, psychology books, poison darts, only one bed, a skylight, tea, secret letters, root beer floats, matches, guilt, and loving parents.

Alfred thinks he's going insane; he keeps dreaming about a green-eyed guy, he hears voices and he keeps finding long, white feathers everywhere. Is the angel Arthur that is haunting his dreams real or is he making it all up? - USUK.

Kyle discovers Cartman's dirty Friday night secret - one that involves fish nets, feather boas, and corsets. Kyman.

England has always been difficult to understand. To others and to himself, England has always hid behind his mask. But what happens when that mask is suddenly taken away? England must find himself again.

There's always another lighthouse, another man, and another city. Learning of the failure of his alternate self, Zachary Comstock comes up with a solution to stop Booker DeWitt from saving Elizabeth. His plan? To bring Booker into his flock, not as a False Shepard, but as a Guardian of the Lamb. And with that, he completely changes the course of the path that Booker must tread.

In which Kyle rants about things.

Kyle thinks he's finally found a way to get rid of Cartman. Cartman proves him wrong with a simple game of cat and mouse. Kyman.

Tired of the odd and sometimes terrifying stories we fanficiton writers write about them, the characters of BBC's Sherlock decide to write the Fanfiction community letters complaining of their various storylines. And remember, every time you R&R a Unicorn puppy is born

NOT DEAD! UPDATES SLOWLY. Eric Cartman is tired of being the resident fat ass. After befriending The Goths, he soon discovers alternative ways to deal with his weight but when coping leads to self-mutilation, only one person can pull him from the abyss. Cartman/Kyle.

He's wearing those pants again. The dark-washed, tight-ass jeans that cling to his slim legs and tight, round buttocks. I can't help gawking at him when he's wearing those goddamn pants. Damn you, Kyle Broflovski, for making me love you. KyleXCartman.

Filled for a Kink meme that asked for Kid!John in love with Babysitter!Sherlock. Basically, it's just an excuse for fluff of epic proportions.

Pewds and Cry go on an adventure to the world of Bloody Trapland, where they meet spikes, buzzsaws, lava, and the dreaded brofist. Together, they pass through the obstacles and help each other.

Sheldon isn't just a whack a doodle. He's also sort of psychic, he'd just rather be anything but. Meeting Penny, with her ability to clear things of psychic imprints, those flashes of history that torment him daily, should be a relief. Except that Sheldon isn't willing to let himself depend on someone else for his sanity. Is he?

The following documents are transcripts of confidential "video diary" recordings of high school students in South Park, Colorado. The information contained in these documents is privileged, confidential, and protected. Please R&R! *There will be lots of drama, humor and romance. Multiple pairings including but not limited to: KylexCartman, StanxWendy, KennyxButters, CraigxTweek*

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

100 US/UK/US oneshots. A ton of AU's. To celebrate the perfect lovers.

Oneshot. UsUk in the holiday season; fluff ensues. Warnings for bad cooking and dorks. First story, be gentle.

Being a whore is easy: all Arthur has to do is spread his legs and take the money. He doesn't have to face his past; nor does he have to deal with love. And for good reason - because when he does fall head-over-heels for someone, he's forced to realize that his sins go beyond prostitution, and that even as he rediscovers himself, his past is coming back to haunt him after all.

Sherlock is a barista and known for speaking to his customers bluntly and judging them by their orders, something John finds fascinating. AU

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

Today was the day. A day we've all been waiting for. A day we've seen coming. And a day we will never forget.

Tomorrow was the big day. Cry finds himself unable to sleep, looking forward to their special day tomorrow.

Almost every Pewdiecry fanfic ever written rolled into one. Oh the cliches. THIS WAS MADE AS A JOKE! And I have no idea what category to put this into...

This is a poem about Hetaoni Italy and his thoughts about whats going on. Please if anything doesn't sound i right tell me and i will change it. This is my first time writing a poem and posting it. Please suggest what other type of stories you would like me to write. Review, Like, Fav, and i will love you :3. I may write another Hetaoni poem..

Fighting, yelling, and screaming... Nothing but arguing. What is Pewdie supposed to do? They're falling apart, and it seems the only thing left to do is break up. Still, both him and Cry don't want to let go.

Ever wondered why Pewds tends to always upload late videos? Well, maybe the reason's not always him being busy or the video processing being slow. Maybe Cry knows why.

The moment they met, both knew they were made for each other, perfect for one another. It was all going so well... until the world got in the way.

Based on a prompt I saw on tumblr, this is my version. I may continue it. 'A Sherlock AU were it turns out Sherlock has made up his whole life with John as a consulting detective while stuck in a coma caused by an overdose. The real John is just a kind doctor at the hospital that sits by Sherlock's bed and reads him detective stories.'

Cry has been really stressed for a while, especially since Rule of Rose and its gameplay is starting to take its toll on him, so he decides to take a break. But then, Pewds arrived.

Today was the day Cry had feared the most, and it's coming straight at him while he could do nothing. How will he manage to go to Pewdie's wedding, and watch him marry someone else?

September. It was always the month they were waiting for. But now, ever since that day, Pewdie has found it very heartbreaking.

This is a collection of short stories I can't summarize all that into this small box do you not see my problem. My summary skill is bad anyway so there's no use wasting effort writing one. Just give this story a go what do you have to lose. Also i really like your shoelace.

Pewds is always telling Cry, "Don't worry about it." But what does Cry really feel about this?

When a regular Late Night with Cry and Russ stream turned into something special with the guest star Pewds. When they meet, they take a journey to "the best place on earth"! Slash Pewdiecry and fluffs!

A sad, Kyman story that may drain you emotionally... Hopefully in a good way. But on the bright side there's some Stary and Kenndy to keep you going! Rated T. Contains God-parents, hospitals & Clyde's awful Christmas parties. Hope you enjoy and reviews are always appreciated!

The brunet stifled a laugh, but forced more tears to slide off of his porcelain mask. "This is a sick place; a hellhole, even. They forced us in a room together and said one of us had to die, correct?" Ryan glanced at Felix, who still had his gun raised just in case. "They never said how."

'I rushed down as I heard Kenny was here to see me. As I reach down the stairs with a smile on my face, I finally study what Kenny was holding in his arm…' pairing: BUNNY! one-shot fluffiness, Rated: k , Plz R&R! :D

Ken, Spoon, and Nova get a little more than they bargained for when they go over to Cry's house. Crack ensues. Implied PewDieCry. One-Shot.

Does one recall the 4th Portal 2 Co op that Pewdie did with Cry? Recall how it ended so suddenly and had not an outro? This explains it; after cry accidentally says he loves Pewdie, he wonders if Cry is indeed serious. Meanwhile, Cry regrets his words. What will be the outcome of this outburst?

Randomness is having a hypnosis show with famous Youtubers, PewDiePie and Cry, and things get a bit messy. WARNING: PewDiePie X Cry. Rated T for language

Sequel to 'Don't Touch Me'. The 'verse were John's telepath. After defeating Moriarty, John returns from the dead to a broken Sherlock. What is in store for them? Why hurt and comfort of course. With appearances from Mystrade and a new Sergeant that may or may not be a critical piece to John's gift, as well as an old enemy that may disrupt everything John has worked so hard to fix.

Penny's super secret diary, starting as a kid and working our way up to Shenny. This is pretty much complete fluff, so if you are looking for total angst you might want to go elsewhere. Please see last chapter. *Discontinued*

Our favorite South Park characters are having nightmares. So for your entertainment I have posted all there nightmares here. The story may be a little short at first but it will get longer I promise you. Please read and review. UP FOR GRABS!

Cleverbot reacts to the Fanfic Pewds and Cry read. I suppose it's funny.

A Skype call between PewDiePie and Cry (ChaoticMonki) brings both of them down memory lane, specifically that time in September. Minor PewDieCry.

What if Ted and Stella had actually gotten married on Shelter Island? How much would change? Mostly Barney/Robin, Ted/Stella (not much), Marshall/Lily, AU after Shelter Island

Arthur has a major crush on Alfred and they get paired together to work on a project. What will happen? Will love blossom? Fluffy one shot! T rating just to be safe. I'm bad at writing summaries! Read this story its filled with adorableness :3

Sequel to "Desecrate." There is nothing wrong with Alfred's relationship with his dad, Arthur. Absolutely nothing. It's the most precious aspect of Alfred's life, and he treasures it behind closed doors in the privacy of their two-person world. But even so, young people make mistakes in the heat of their passion, and Alfred's is irreversible. Incest, serious angst. Alfred's POV.

Kyle turns suicidal after a string of horrific events. When he decides he is sick of life, the one most unexpected person saves him. Will Kyle find a reason to go on now that he has found someone who loves him? Or will the idea of death become what he really wants? WARNING: SLASH EVENTUAL KYMAN AND OTHER PAIRINGS. RATED M FOR NON-CON, VIOLENCE, DRUGS, ABUSE AND SEX. DARK THEMES.

After a nice night out, all England wants is some kissing, some cuddling, and sleep. America, on the other hand, has something else in mind - something that'll fit nicely between "kissing" and "cuddling." And he wants England to be the one to do it to him. Kink fic. RP with teaandcharcoalforbreakfast.

Mr. Alfred F. Jones is the pilot-turned-domestic gym teacher at the Academy. Arthur Kirkland is one of his many students. Sometimes, lust gets the best of everyone, but the power of attraction is not the same as the power of love. RP with RipperJak.

Easy-going fluff story that could give you tingles or not. Enjoy :) I'm writing again, Yay!

Elizabeta is forced into a marriage to Roderich. Her life gets worse from there as she discovers that the Austrian aristocrat isn't as cool and indifferent as he first seemed. When a person from her past enters the equation, can the vicious cycle of abuse be broken? Rated for refrences to abuse in later chapters. Human names used.

It fucking stinks in here. [contains Mad!Cry]

It's no secret that America and England can get pretty kinky when they're in the mood for it. But just how kinky, exactly? Well, a little indulgence every now and then can't hurt . . . right? Relevant warnings inside. Kink fic. RP with americalovesthecockpit.

Sweethearts Week 2013 one-shots from the USxUK LJ Community. Lots of smut, as always, and several selections from last year's poll (which include the King Arthur AU, the nude photography AU, and merman!Alfred). Fluff is guaranteed, because it's our boys we're talking about. Angst will be at a minimum. Enjoy!

Stan's in a straind relatonship and won't listen to reason. When his best friends give up and leave he finds something else to be angry about, and takes great lengths to get rid of it. I suck at summaries please read! Warning! strong language and many jew jokes! some boy on boy cuteness! dont like dont read :) R&R

"But with you, I feel again." Pewdiecry! Fluff awaits! Slight-AU! COMPLETE March 2013

Sheldon Cooper chose to follow Don Quixote's plan for his life, including only loving pure and chaste from afar. That is, until a beautiful blonde woman moved in across the hall and changed everything. Including his life.

Kyle is a well known politician for the liberal left while Cartman is the leader of a large extremist Christian sect with a right wing agenda. Their affair has just been uncovered. Kyman. AU. Senator!Kyle and Preacher!Cartman.

And holy crap on a cracker, she loved Sheldon Cooper. -Sheldon/Penny.

CRACK! America becomes obsessed with Twilight and it distracts him from sexy times with England. So England gets even by hypnotizing America into believing he really is a vampire ... who drinks semen instead of blood. But England's plan backfires when America craves drama just as much! UKUS with sorta CanUS too.

It's Valentine's Day, and Pewdie finally musters up the courage to ask Cry a very important question. A short, little fic I wrote in celebration of Valentine's Day! This was requested by OrangeRook, and a very good request this was c: Enjoy!

England's been gone for a few months and when he finally visits America, he sees that America has really let himself go. He's not just fat. He's OBESE. But England goes on a date and tries to have sex with him anyway, because it's Valentine's Day, aww. USUKUS, crack, fail sex.

An old couple watches Episode 6x13 of their favorite show. This is some sort of comment to The Bakersfield Expedition.

The cute lil' smile between Cartman and Kyle in You're Getting Old never fails to inspire me. Though I love the hate between these two and Stan and Kyle being SBFs, it's nice to have some fluffy yet angsty Kyman. Rated T. Hope you enjoy!

The last few days were treacherously warm. WWII AU Kyman/Warnings for slight language and violent themes

America convinces Britain to help him clean out his storage room. What could possibly go wrong? No pairings or anything like that. First fanfiction.

Arthur Kirkland is ten years old and he hates Christmas shopping for his siblings; all he really wants is to go home and drink some tea and wait for Santa! Is that too much to ask? But... maybe Christmas isn't about shoving your elder brother into the chimmney. Maybe it's something more. Christmas fic, USUK if you squint.

Kyle is in love with Cartman. However, he doesn't think Cartman feels the same way. When a rumour spreads about Kyle's sexuality, he blames Cartman. When he also finds Cartman's art project, he is confused. Is Cartman planning something?

With great powers comes great responsibility. But sometimes, with a power like Cry's... it's fun to use it to your own advantage.

When Kyle accidentally leaves his droid phone at Stan's house, Kenny and Stan decide to use it to play a prank on Cartman by sending him provacative text messages. Now Cartman has to struggle with his true feelings for Kyle once and for all. T for now, M later.

Sam and Dean Winchester have never met hunters like Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland... what is it that keeps the two unrelated men together? USUK.

"I can't look at the stars, they make me wonder where you are." Pewdiecry, songfic.

For a long time, Cartman has been keeping a secret in his treehouse. Everything changes once Kyle is determined to find out what it is. Kyman, eventual smut.

Role-Reversal Romance: Esmeralda pursues the Archdeacon of Notre-Dame, Claude Frollo, throwing both of them into crisis. Based on "Frollo and Esmeralda: A Love Story" Parts 1&2, to be found on YouTube.

A Fresme one-shot of a fateful encounter on the stairwell of the belltower.

The ending and aftermath of the episode "Cartman Finds Love." Oneshot. After getting an unpleasant speech and song from Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski goes to Cartman to get answers. But instead gets something completely unexpected. Kyman Kyle x Cartman . Dont like, don't read.

A year after capturing her, Frollo reflects on his inability to break Esmeralda. One-shot. Warning: Implied rape.

Anderson doses Sherlock with a truth serum. What kind of secrets is the brilliant consulting detective hiding? Johnlock One shot

Lestrade, Anderson and Donovan visit Sherlock's flat late at night to go over a big case. Little did they know, a sleepy Johnlock is a domestic Johnlock. Their behavior takes everyone by surprise. Sweet, funny, slash.

Alfred decides to take the famous Seme-Uke quiz with Arthur to see if they are actually compatible as a couple... USUK one-shot

You can only love someone at a distance for so long before something in you has to break. I only did what I thought I had to. The knife was never supposed to be there, but there's nothing I can do now. Rape. Psychologically dark. Alfred's POV. More warnings inside.

England was being dumped in the crowded Ma*Donald after America dragged him there and strange things started happening. First there was the strange napkin with words printed on it, then the envelope addressed to him using his human name... What's next?

Sherlock needs to perform an experiment on the science behind attraction. He wants John to be his guinea pig. Hilarity ensues. Pre-slash to begin with though it's really gotten out of hand. Read and Review please

Megamind took a real pounding from Tighten in the last battle. Where does a blue alien go for treatment? Can Metro City just 'forgive and forget' all his crimes after a single act of redemption? Chp 10 up finally

John is a telepath. Between trying to save lives, catch criminals and keep his gift from Sherlock, he's getting worn down. Rating might go up. Slash is eventual.

What if John hadn't seen the hound when Sherlock trapped him in the lab? What if instead, his very real nightmares of the war had materialized all around him? Trapped and drugged, John can't tell what's real and what's not. How will Sherlock react?

John finally gets himself engaged, but unfortunately for him the Holmes brothers have other plans, and those involve him staying with Sherlock, and falling in love with him. Eventual John/Sherlock. Complete.

Sherlock and John start to accidentally eat each other's food, and start feeding each other, much to the amusement and shock of their peers. Of course, it all feels natural to them, but one chocolate-covered thing can lead to another... SLASH/FLUFF

Nobody's ever gotten really protective or possessive over John. He finds he enjoys it when someone does. Prompt from the Sherlock Kink Meme…

For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!

ONE SHOT. Spoilers for S2. Inside Sherlock's mind is a Palace. Inside the Palace are many rooms. Within the largest room is the Throne. Upon the Throne sits the King.

Kenny persuades Cartman to perform at the school talent show. Kyman.

Alfred had a happy, wholesome childhood, raised by his older brother, Arthur, after their parents passed away. However, a series of scarring incidents opens his eyes to reality, where he learns that no child should ever take protection for granted.

Canada and France accidentally end up sharing a hotel room together. They watch bad porn, reminisce about Canada's awkward discovery of sex, and eventually have le sexy times. Silly Franada.

Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.

This is another story about what I think might have been going through Frollo's mind at the Feat of Fools... Rated T for sexual themes. Oneshot!

Sherlock asks an awkward question, and John struggles to answer helpfully without revealing his hidden feelings towards his flatmate.

When Kyle slips on a patch of ice and loses his memory, Cartman uses this to his advantage. What does he want from Kyle? Love! Rated Teen for language and *some* sexual content

America goes to please England but gets a nasty surprise! A whole mouthful. De-anon from the LJ kink meme.

Sherlock and John are both impossible to live with, unless they are living together. Short scenes examining this. Slash toward the end, not even slightly graphic. Warnings for mild violence.

Kyman. Kyle and Cartman's fighting turns into something else. Oneshot NOT a songfic but based on a song. Rated T for swearing and violence.

Stan and Kenny accidentally interrupt a 'moment'. "After a few tense, silent seconds, Kenny forced a laugh, asking awkwardly, "So this is, like, for serious?"" Kyman.

The girls can't possibly be right, right? How could the fights between Kyle and Cartman be secretly a sign of lust? Was that why they really put up with each other? There's only one way to find out...

A Fresme one-shot where Esmeralda decides to take the upper hand on her controlling husband, Claude Frollo.

A Fresme one-shot that proves don't EVER turn your back on a very angry Claude Frollo! Esmeralda discovers what happens if you do.

What if the boys hadn't survived the war in the South Park Movie?

Alfred has bought Arthur an engagement ring. But everything isn't as it should be. USUK - oneshot.

Another Fresme one-shot of mine inspired by the Tony Jay song of the same title.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.

Kyman! Kyle doesn't hate Valentine's Day, he just hates feeling left out. All Cartman wants to do is make him happy. Fluffy, fluffy, fluffy oneshot for V-Day. T because of customary SP cussing.

John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

John/Sherlock. John had met a really nice girl named Mary.

Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.

John/Sherlock. Sometimes, Sherlock Holmes can be spectacularly ignorant.

John tried to teach Sherlock how to drive a car. Once. Never again.

Roommates are curious things. Curious in the way that no-one ever really wants one initially, and yet they always have this knack of sticking around. And sometimes, they work their way into your life until you can't imagine it without them - John/Sherlock

Sherlock gets an idea to put his brother off of his trail. He and Watson are going to pretend to be a couple. Eventual Sherlock/Watson Rating may go up. First fic in this section!

After losing the only thing he truly cared about, Sherlock finds himself drawn inevitably to Reichenbach Falls to meet his fate. A post-Great Game take on The Final Problem. Warnings for discussion of character death.

One-Shot: Sherlock finally crosses the line and now he and John have to spent the night in a jail cell. John is annoyed while Sherlock's bored with nothing to entertain him - except his fellow cellmate of course... SLASH Sherlock/John

"That's exactly what he is to you, Sherlock, and as long as John Watson remains by your side, I will never stop using him against you. He's the weakness you really can't afford to have." John/Sherlock

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.

I'm sure you've heard the story of the notoriously tomboyish girl who gets a makeover or cleans up for some fancy event and everyone suddenly realizes how feminine she really is. I'm not that girl, sorry to disappoint.

Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.

Oneshot. Kyle is a lesbian. Cartman says that's fine, because everybody loves lesbians. Ike thinks Kyle can make up his own damn excuses for detention. Warning: contains no real lesbians.

Kyman! Everyone loves going to the water park, right? Right. Fluffy oneshot.

Kyman! Cartman is sweet and caring and gentle as can be, but he never has anything kind to say. Kyle wants to know why Cartman even likes him. Mindless fluff. One shot.

A one-shot involving Judge Frollo and Esmeralda, who have been married for a month. This is just for fun.

Eric Cartman has always made Kyle's life hell, circumstances have given Kyle the chance to humiliate his enemy. Will he succeed or will it backfire on him. Warning, later chapters feature graphic descriptions of sexual acts and abuse. Kyman.

Kyman! Kyle has managed to offend his boyfriend. He's too stubborn to say sorry, but so desperate for affection that he's considering it anyway. Rated T because Kyle uses foul language.

Cartman hates his life. He hates the constant name-calling and being laughed at for hurtful reasons. But he found one reason to not kill himself and end his life for good. The reason is love. Kyman. Oneshot. R&R please!

As rumours spread around South Park about Kyle, Cartman decides to confront the Jewish boy. CartmanxKyle, KYMAN. Very very small mention of Style that you’ll miss if you blink.

Cartman gets a visit from Kyle in the early hours of the morning. Kyman.

Kyle gets angry with Cartman over a birthday gift. Kyman.

Cartman finally apologises to Kyle for calling his mom the biggest b*tch in the world but only because he thinks Wendy is even worse. Kyman.

Kyman! Cartman is obsessed with Kyle to an unhealthy degree. Kyle is completely oblivious. Cartman can only wait so long before he makes Kyle his once and for all. Rated T because T is a pretty letter.

Kyman! Sequel to I Can't Lose You. Kyle and Cartman have been together for a month now. Things are still a bit awkward between them, but they love being together regardless. Fluffy. Very, very fluffy. Rated T for a slightly heavy kissing scene.

Kyman! Kyle realizes that Cartman doesn't hate him as much as he thought when the other boy saves him from harm. But is there more to it that just friendship? Psh, of COURSE there is! Rated T because I said so.

Kyman! Stan learns Kyle's secret when someone unexpected comforts him after a tragedy. But Super Best Friends are friends forever, even if one of them is dating a Nazi. Rated T because I said so.

Kyle regrets ever going to Cartman's house. One-shot. Kyman. Sequel to 'Fever.' Very, very fluffy.

There's a school dance coming up at South Park Elementary. Every student must take a perfect match test and go to the dance with whoever they get paired up with. For some, they are happy with who they're paired with. For others, they aren't soo happy...

When a hypnotist comes to South Park Elementary, Cartman and Kyle become reluctant participants. Oneshot.

now that I think about it ever since that day his comments were nicer, his stares lingered too long, his shoulder touched mine more often during field trips, and his closed eyes faced me during movie filled nights... Kyman oneshot

Kyman! Cartman comes to school... and he's no longer a fatass. Is it just his newest scheme in action, or is there more to it? One way or another, Kyle is content to watch him fail... even if, being gay, he has to admit how hot skinny Cartman is.

Kyle didn't want to look at Cartman. "To me, you’re a zero. 1000x0 still equals zero. You may do whatever you want, a thousand times, and whatever you do to me, or say to me, I’ll still feel nothing for you. A zero.” Cartman said coldly. CartmanxKyle

Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.

Kyle and Cartman attempt star-gazing together. Cartman/Kyle

What if Shang had been in love with "Ping" from the start, and didn't say a word...? But one night, he found out the truth? MulanxShang. One shot.

Kyle finds refuge from the rain at Cartman's house one evening, emotionally wrecked by a souring experience from the person he considered his Super Best Friend. CartmanXKyle. COMPLETE.

Cartman is a manly sort of man. One who likes tea parties with his bestest friends. Artemus Cylde Frog and Kyle Broflowski. :CartmanKyle:

Eric Cartman finally realizes he is in love with a certain worshipped Jewish boy. But Kyle is already deeply in love with Stan, and that burns Cartman up. One day the anger gets the best of him. *THIS STORY CONTAINS BOYxBOY UNGRAPHIC RAPE*

Cartman takes care of a drunk Kyle. Oneshot.

Eric Cartman is alone in his room after he is unfrozen in the future. He asks K-10 to access the data on his friends. One-Shot. Implied Relationship. Cartman/Kyle.

Kyle tries to hide his feelings for his friend. KyleCartman for Azu. Slash, fluff.

Cartman is lonely on his birthday. KyleCartman fluff.