Decided to overhaul my profile...Not gonna yet, but hey, I'll get to it at least now.

STUFF ABOUT ME!

What time is it?
5:40 AM.

What is your name?
Michael, but you can call me James if you want, or Winslow if you're pretentious.

What do you want to do?
Get past my obvious flaws and improve my mental and physical health enough to move on with my life, find someone, and contribute through society in the one way I know how; entertainment.

Where do you wanna live?
Nowhere specific, but I'd want to live somewhere where it rains a lot, it's misty, it has forests everywhere, and where it's mountainous...So basically somewhere in Washington.

How many kids do you want?
One, at most two. The only thing is I'm scared of whether or not I'd fuck up.

Do you want to get married?
Depends really. I don't want a wedding all too much, but I wouldn't mind getting a certificate.

Have you ever done drugs?
That's classified information, good sir.

What do you like on your pizza?
Pepperoni, black olives, and jalapenos.

Can you cross your eyes?
Depends on what I did that day and if I want to strangle the person next to me.

Do you make your bed daily?
This implies I make my bed.

What is the wackiest thing on earth?
The fact that we've barely explored even 20% of it fully.

QUICK! THINK OF A NUMBER!!
8. What's the point of this question?

What pisses you off?
WAY too many things to count.

Favorite thing to do?
Still being alive to talk about my favorite things to do.

Name one funny thing that happened to a teacher.
When I used to go to high school, during my final year a teacher bought me two pairs of shoes without me knowing. I took one of them home, and I completely forgot about the other. It was, simply put, fucking bizarre.

How many friends do you have?
How the Hell would I know?

Do you want a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Yes, but I've got my eyes set on someone.

LOOK! A DOG ON A UNICYCLE!
...How?

Who are your favorite horror movie characters(not counting killers)?
Randy Meeks from Scream, Shelly Finkelstein from Friday the 13th Part 3, Sang-Hwa from Train to Busan.

What is twisted?
The fact that I'm answering this question.

Do you believe in magic?
HA!

How many books have you read?
Both way too many and way too few all at the same time.

What gives you nightmares?
The thought of me dying.

What is the weirdest dream you ever had?
An in-depth movie about five friends being trapped inside a horror ride at an amusement park. While people go in to save them, an attendant of the ride played by Jacob Batalon tries to keep the nervous crowd calm, as monsters slowly begin to reveal themselves from inside the mind. NO IDEA where it came from honestly.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A FILM, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

Opening Credits: "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen

Waking Up: "Mr. Blue Sky" by Electric Light Orchestra

First Day At School: "Highschool Never Ends" by Bowling For Soup

Falling In Love: "Perfect for You" from Next to Normal

Fight Song: "Praying" by Kesha

Breaking Up: "Attention" by Charlie Puth

Prom: "Let's Get It Started" by The Black-Eyed Peas

Life is Good: "Don't Worry, Be Happy" by Bob Marley

Mental Breakdown: "Rocketman" by Elton John

Driving: "19-2000" by Gorillaz

Flashback: "Next Up Forever" by AJR

Getting Back Together: "My Life Would Suck Without You" by Kelly Clarkson

Wedding: "This Promise" by Sam Tsui and Casey Breves

Baby Making: "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye

Paying the Dues: "Ain't No Rest for the Wicked" by Cage the Elephant

The Night Before The War: "Ready as I'll Ever Be" from Tangled the Series

Final Battle: "The Phoenix" by Fall Out Boy

Moment of Triumph: "Sweet Victory" by David Glen Eisley

Death Scene: "Lazarus" by David Bowie

Funeral Song: "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" by Eric Idle and "Castle on the Hill" Cover by Home Free

End Credits: "Ends of the Earth" by Lord Huron

You may want to be a writer if...

Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

You often imagine your books becoming movies.

Spell check is your best friend.

You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

You hesitate before killing off one of your favorite characters.

You smile really big when you are going to finally write a character love scene.

Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

Things that are written badly annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

If you are not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

You talk to yourself... constantly.

When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

You start to cry when writing about death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

You are in love with the Thesaurus.

You dream about your stories.

You dream of new stories.

You often revisit some of your old stories.

Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you.

You would rather write than go out.

Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit.

You get cranky if you don't get to write.

You've heard/seen something, and thought, I need to write that down.

You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep.

Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food.

A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes.

You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters.

You argue with said character.

You start to laugh out loud in public at what something your character might say.

Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your own grammar on IM.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself too much.

Your family/friends have come to ignore the habit of your talking to yourself.

You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them.

You always carry a pen or pencil

You have a FanFiction account!

THOUGH I should mention...None of this means you'll be a GOOD writer.

Total Drama Questionnaire:

1. Your favorite character: Heather

2. Your least favorite character: Sammy/Samey

3. Character you’d date: Izzy. Love crazies. Second choice would probably be Crimson though.

4. Character you’d like to go shopping with: Sam. We'd probably geek out about video games the whole time.

5. Character you’d like as your child: Dawn. She's just super friendly and patient, BASICALLY a dream child.

6. Character who would probably be your rival: Harold. I tend to be rivals with people who're similar to me.

7. Character you have most in common with: Harold, for the exact reasoning as above.

8. Character you look like the most: Spud...Hey, at least I'm honest.

9. Character you’d bring home to your family: Izzy. Like I said, I'm honest.

10. Character you’d never bring home to your family: Sugar...Why?

11. Character you’d become best friends with: Harold. We have basically everything in common, so he's BASICALLY already perfect. The second/third picks would probably be either Brick or Duncan, as I hang out with those types of guys all the time in my normal life, and my IRL best friend is essentially a combination of them.

12. Character with your favorite voice: Scott. I love his nasally, sort of pathetic voice, it's just so damn perfect for this type of villain.

13. Character you’d go camping with: Duncan. I love ghost stories, and he could pretty easily fend for himself.

14. Character you wouldn’t mind being roommates with: Owen. I'm more than used to putting up with terrible smells, and we'd probably go out and eat a lot.

15. Character you’d want to cook for you: DJ

16. Character you wouldn’t mind prancing naked for you: Courtney. What can I say? She has a good body...I'm probably going to jail now.

17. Your OTP: Lindsay and Tyler. They're honestly just so cute together in general.

18. Character you wouldn’t mind having as a parent: Brick. Tough but fair, and overall a pretty nice guy. He'd honestly be a great parent.

19. Character you’d like to go karaoke with: Heather. Honestly, she has a great voice, but Courtney is a close second.

20. Character you wouldn't mind having as your butler/maid: Dave. Hate the guy, but damn would he be thorough.

21. Character you’d have in your clan if you were in an RPG: Noah. At least I know he's played a game in his life.

22. Another OTP of yours: Noah and Izzy. I just love the crazy/sane relationship type.

23. Your favorite character of the opposite gender of #1: Scott. He may be a scheming little weasel...But that's exactly why I love him so much. I love little slimeballs in fiction.

24. Character with your favorite uniform/outfit: B. Dude just looks so relaxed, and that clothing is just plain my style.

25. Character who would be your band-mate if you were in a band: Trent. He's pretty damn good at guitar, and he's pretty chill.

26. Character you wouldn't mind having as your boss: Jo. She's a bitch...But she would keep me working, and that's basically exactly what I want in a boss.

27. Character you wouldn't want to run into in a dark alley: Scarlet...What other choice really makes sense?

28. Character you’d want to be personified into a dog: Owen

29. Character you’d want to be personified into a cat: Izzy

30. Character you’d want to cosplay as: Spud. Like I said, he looks the most like me, so perfect match really.