He finally did it. He finally conquered planet Earth. But he didn't do it for his Tallest or the Irken Empire. No, this was all about vengeance.

The Sole Survivor unifies the wasteland under the banner of the Commonwealth until a Lone Wanderer stands in her way. Peace was never in the cards, no matter how hard we bluff. In need of a beta.

Its been ten years. Ten greuling years since the death of Patrick Star. Murder. Spongebob's life is dull and mundane without his best friend, and the case has gone ice cold in a crime ridden Bikini Bottom. Spongebob had just about given up hope for justice when new evidence is found...can Spongebob find Patrick's killer before fate takes its bitter course?

After deciding to stay on earth, Lapis felt incomplete. Something felt missing and she felt she needed to put some distance between her and the Crystal Gems so she decided to find a place of her own, with Steven's help of course. Jamie had a room to spare and from there, they became roommates. What could possibly happen?

Spinel goes missing and it's up to the Crystal Gems and Steven to find her. When Steven finds her, Spinel has made a friend Steven wasn't expecting. -One Shot-

Lincoln, the only boy in the Loud family, is diagnosed with a terminal disease. The doctors give him just a few weeks left at best. How will an eleven years old boy react when he finds out he'll die soon? And his sisters? Will they be able to hold on after the emotional core of the family is taken from them, or will they fall apart? Rated T for the feels... too sad for kids.

Jimmy left Retroville after an experiment gone awry. He hurt his friend and he never forgave himself. After finally returning, he thought the only trial would be an angry Cindy but there is more to face than just his ex as a growing threat begins to emerge and strange things begin to occur. Can Jimmy live up to his old reputation? mpreg!Jimmy, JimCin, slight crossover with FOP

We, the People, the Machine, the Broken.

An alternate ending after Jailbreak. How far will Steven go to protect the ones he loves?

Something has happened to Connie, something terrible. She's hurt, bearing more scars than she ever had before. And now she has to go home, she has to see her parents, face her mother. So, a question lingers: What can they possibly say to explain this? How can Connie ever see Steven again? Pearl has the answer.

When a Gem Commander from before the rebellion is found, Steven Universe and The Crystal Gems have to convince her that Earth is still a loyal Homeworld colony. Yet as Steven learns more about Earth from before the war, he must struggle with the truth of his mother, newfound emotions, and whether or not every enemy can be defeated with love. COMPLETE. Beginning is being touched up.

Normally, people only have one chance at life. For Lee Everett however, that wasn't the case, as he now finds himself back where it all began. Aided with his knowledge of the past, he sets out to save the lives of as many people as possible. Though it may not be as easy as it seems as every action, also has a consequence. Both in the easy and the hard way. Good and Bad.

Blue Zircon wakes up on death row. (there is a character tag for squash but there is STILL no character tag for blue zircon. this fandom is rich with dramatic irony.)

After a failed suicide attempt Lapis Lazuli is sent to Beach City Mental Hospital where she meets new friends and does her best to follow the path to recovery.

What does it mean to be synth? N7-48 doesn't know anything other than being synth, but when she is assigned as an infiltration unit, she may discover that being synth isn't all that different from being human-born. Images used in the cover provided by JensStockCollection and ChamberStock

Discontinued @blueswapuniverse fic. Co-Written by Carboncacchinate and formerly TheDoomKitten. The terrible leader of the Crystal Gem Rebellion, Rose Quartz, shattered Pink Diamond. Millenia later, Blue Diamond still feels the painful sting of that horrible loss. On one of her routine mourning trips, she meets Mister Universe, and fell in love, bearing a son.

The world is a large, inhospitable wasteland with gem monsters roaming around at every turn. The humans that survived have gone into hiding in their own settlements, but Steven has been cast out because of his gem. Alone, he discovers that gem forms respond to music and wants to save everyone, but he can't do it by himself. He turns to the last Crystal Gem who's still alive.

Pearl apologizes to someone and they find a common goal.

Pearl is shattered unexpectedly and the other gems are corrupted. Steven and Peridot are the only Crystal Gems remaining. With Steven's newly-found power to talk to shattered gems in his dreams and Peridot's logic and quick thinking, they are the only Gems who can save the Earth from Homeworld's next attack. [Rated T for Violence, Stevidot/Periven]

Within the depths of Tokyo, lived four powerful and unique ghouls known as the Crystal Gems. People with gems on their person that grant them greater power. But one of their number falls to childbirth, bearing a half-ghoul hybrid. Now the remaining Gems, Pearl, Garnet and Amethyst, must try their best to raise her son in her stead. Whilst keeping out of the CCG's radar. Rated M.

"M-m-marco... if you're going to die... I'm dying with you."

Just putting this here to put it on my phone in an efficient way. All credit goes to Somber.

He couldn't take it anymore. He had to do something about this. He wanted to punish himself. Takes place after the episode "Skank Hunt".

Based on the prompt from the Fake Steven Universe Episodes Tumblr: With Pearl and Garnet out on a special mission, Amethyst introduces Steven to the art of prank calling. Longer synopsis inside because there isn't enough space here to paste the whole thing.

Pink Diamond's story, from beginning to end. Well, my interpretation anyways.

An interesting back story on Mr. Baldwin and his pregnancy. Told from Mr. Baldwin's POV. Contains mpreg, mild language, and refrences to adult situations.

A common Peridot, who hears an endless stream of voices in her head, begins to go insane. As her mental state quickly breaks down, it seems as if there is no hope for her.

Steven gets stabbed by a Holo pearl! what will happen to him? will he poof? will he perish?

What if Fallout 4's epilogue was like Fallout 3/New Vegas? This is a short collection of epilogue phrases from most of the people in Fallout 4. Contains all story DLC and is written from the BoS ending, but will be updated with the other three factions. Oh, and obviously, SPOILERS. Enjoy!

Connie cuts, she cuts because it fills a cold void in herself, she cuts because the euphoric feeling it gives. her parents have had enough and she finds herself locked away in Cold River mental hospital. the roommate they give her is a lifeless recluse and she soon finds herself friends with a bulimic that won't go away. rated M for physical abuse and mental trauma.

It should've been a victory. The battle was over; the Homeworld gems that came evacuated in less than a day. The Crystal Gems barely won the unexpected battle, but they've lost too much to celebrate. (Rated T to be safe.)

Homeworld was something Pearl imagined to be perfect, especially with an escort as dazzling as Rose Quartz. With nothing but hope in the underground, she had imagined something much kinder. Instead Pearl finds herself caught in the darkest corners of the city, desperate for help she didn't know she needed. / Rated T for violence, drug abuse and disturbing themes. Sequel to 'Pearl'.

A story from Malachite's perspective. Malachite struggles with her identity as she feels like she is constantly falling apart. Both Jasper and Lapis Lazuli are struggling for dominance, one constantly drowning the other. While her inner components fight, Malachite lies on the ocean floor, trying to hold herself together, perpetually drowning but being unable to drown.

Ein junges Rettungspony trifft in Manehattan unerwartet auf ein bekanntes Gesicht und wird unversehens in ein Abenteuer der Mane Six hineingezogen.

I found Fallout 4's ending cutscenes underwhelming. What if there had been a more indepth monologue about the decision of the player character? That is why I am writing this. All four endings have been written, with male and female variants when necessary. Would love to hear your thoughts. Enjoy!

This is the story of Marcus. To the residents of Vault 101 he's just a regular 18 year old kid; who happens to be carrying on a secret love affair with the Overseer's daughter, Amata. But soon fate will step in, and he will be forever known to the rest of the Wasteland as "The Lone Wanderer." Formally "Fallout: Escape"

DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page

When she first emerged, when she saw the first light of day, when she breathed in her first breath of air, she knew her destiny and her responsibility. She knew exactly what she must do and who she had to serve. We all think we know exactly who she is and was, but we don't. None of us know the real story behind Jasper.

Two messengers: one gem from a long forbidden world and one that delivers regular mail that have never met. Here there are tales where they interact with the other. *one-two shots*

A collection of one-shots about the first formations of the various SU fusions. How Garnet, Rainbow Quartz, Opal, Sugilite, and more came to be. Recommend your favorite fusions and I might write about them. Fan-made fusions are always welcome.

She and Luke were all that was left, with every day a struggle to survive and reach a place of safety in the north that was too many miles away to count. So often Clementine had seen it happen, death claiming the lives of friends or complete and utter strangers, the lives she failed to save…and now, it was her turn.

During a fight with Rudy, Buck winds up in a secluded part of the dino world. After getting injured he seeks shelter in a cave only to find that he's not alone. Someone else is living in the Glowing Forest and she's not the friendliest creature alive...

Korra and her friends have countless new adventures ahead of themselves still, but this is an enemy unlike any they have ever faced before. With the whole world thrown into disarray the Avatar may not be enough to tackle this new threat. She will have to rely on her friends more than ever, and they will have to rely on each other. Theirs will be the stuff of Legends.

After a long day of the robot showdown, Steven is feeling tired. What better way to beat being tired than to go to sleep? Maybe Peridot will join in in this great pastime!

She awoke with a start for the first time without truly knowing if it was her first time awakening at all. / My take on an origin story for my favorite Crystal Gem. Rated T for violence and topics one might find disturbing.

A series of one-shots with Peridot and Steven to make up for the serious lack of Stevidot fics on the internet. There will be both platonic stories and romantic stories within. Rated K for the time being.

Jamie's final words to his only love Lapis Lazuli. After many years an elder Jamie records one last message for the gem he loves and the only song that comes to him when she's in his thoughts.

Shan We, son of Admiral Zhao, is commanded by his father to capture the Avatar before Prince Zuko. He has no idea of the adventure that awaits him. Takara, a newly-made Kyoshi Warrior, is dragged along by the winds of destiny. OCxOC. Follows series storyline (with minor tweaks to accommodate OC's).

Another Jaime and Lapis ship except one of them dies. It's more lighthearted I swear and you'll enjoy it.

Jamie is holding auditions for someone to be Lapis's prince in his latest play. But will his feelings get the best of him especially when a massive hot shot comes to the picture? Who will help the dangerous problem growing within our beloved mailman's heart?

Jasper and Peridot are in college enjoying a video game, one day Jasper brings some shocking news that shakes their relationship Jaspidot/ jasper x Peridot/ Peridot x Jasper/ Steven Universe/ Human AU/ One-Shot/ Rated T for profanity

It's a rehersal night with Jamie and Lapis practicing a small dance number for the upcoming play. However the scene takes an interesting turn. (2 parter)

Jasper's pregnant and Peridot isn't quite used to the new Jasper. Mood swings, cravings and "needs" are all new to the technician. This will probably be a amalgam of Jaspidot one-shots. Rated T for dirty humor and pregnancy. Jaspidot/ Jasper x Peridot/ JasperxPeridot/ Human AU/ One-shots

After Peridot crash lands to earth she devises a plan to get back to the home world. But what happens when she accidentally starts to stray away from her own plan and let's herself get distracted by the little blue ball we know called earth and all the people on it. (warning Perinaldo in later chapters)

A fight with the Crystal Gems has left Peridot cracked within an inch of her life. Trapped on Earth, with no one and no way to get home, Peridot's all but given up hope. But she doesn't know the lengths Steven is willing to go to in order to keep her alive.

Rated T for mentions of self harm. When Star finally realizes just why Marco always wears hoodies, she does a little research...and then needs to reassure herself that he's still okay. Slight Starco, oneshot.

What if the Crystal Gems couldn't save the day? Begin reading SU Bad Endings to see ways that each episode could have gone wrong!

like jesus, it's just the true meaning of garbage, just read it.

#MyClementine: Follow this brave girl's journey for one more season as she and her friends fight for their lives. After she chooses Kenny over Jane, the wounded warrior tries to find redemption with Clementine along with Alvin Junior. Join all of them for five more epic episodes through the settlement of Wellington and beyond in this cruel world. Co-written with TWDGamerKenny'sBro.

AU; Pinkie Pie misses the Rainboom - as a result, she never becomes a party pony. Likewise, she never threw that party that inspired Cheese Sandwich to become a party pony. Even so, they meet when Cheese ends up stumbling into the nearby town, and begins working on the rock farm with Pinkamena and her sisters.

What if Christa had died at the start of season 2 instead of Omid? What if the cabin had an additional member from Clementine's past? This will follow the general plot of season two (with some major and minor changes along the way), so don't read unless you want spoilers for the game. T for swearing and violence. Updated at least once a week (usually anyways).

*Contains spoilers. Rated T for mild swearing* The night before Luke's death, Clementine has a talk with him and realizes that he hasn't been the same since they first met. What words can be said to comfort a troubled friend in the midst of the apocalypse?

The Enclave and Napoleon and Supermutant Pirates, oh my! What do these three things have in common? Come in and find out. This is the tale of the telling of the story of a war in the Bayou and the Mighty Mississippi. What will your Navigator find at the end? Game Masters and Designers invited.

Stewie is faced with an impossible decision regarding Brian - to put him down. He struggles to decide between ending the poor mutt's agony and selfishly keeping him alive. Unsure of how he'd get on without another intellectual in the Griffin home, Stewie must rely on fate (and Brian's final wishes) to guide him. Warnings: Mild swearing and character death.

A one-shot I wrote that was originally supposed to be an escape from depression. Originally published 6/22/2011 on my old account.

In which Brian, Chris, Stewie and Meg look into Brian's genealogy, find a treasure map that leads to the City of Gold, get lost in the Indian jungle and somehow manage to survive long enough to go to space to see if the Moon is really made of cheese, if aliens exist and to answer life's biggest question: "How is Seamus still alive?"

Before Eva and Neil took the 'Johnny' case, they had other last wishes they had to fulfill. These are the one-shot stories of their other patients. Case 002: Daughters

Yoshiki's had enough.

The Motor Inn survivors play a seemingly simple game called Flappy Bird. The results are not pretty.

Operation Frankenstein once again rears its ugly head. Lives will never be the same, but maybe, just maybe, there might be a silver lining after all. Starts at the beginning of season 9, but no huge spoilers, only characters. Slash, MPreg.

After Dr. Watts and Dr. Rosalene help Johnny fulfill his dream of going to the moon, Eva begins to notice Neil acting strange around her. Neil tries to get closer to her, but Eva has a secret of her own.

My version of "Life of Brian" the latest Family Guy episode that aired on November 24th, 2013. I was not at all happy with it so I came up with my own version, making a different character die instead of Brian. Reviews are welcomed. One shot. T: some language. A Brian Griffin tribute, we'll miss you buddy.

Alternate ending to Hot Water! Brother Correction comes to the rescue yet again! Look for yourself and find some satisfaction.

contains mpreg. im not sorry

Okay, guys. I'm guessing this'll be the first Steven Universe fanfic to be published here and also the first Steven x Amethyst one too. Basically, the two confess their feelings for each other and then they take it up to eleven.

What happens when Clementine gets left alone at the farm?

Sometimes traumatic events can cause a person to look life in a different perspective. The survivors of the Heavenly Host Elementary School are finding out that coping with loss isn't always easy and Yoshiki Kishinuma isn't exactly coping as well as his friends like to think he is. It's easy to get lost in a memory.

He hadn't meant to cause any serious damage...just to give him a litle shock...

An alternate reality to rainbow factory where instead of pegasi this time it's unicorns. our main character Colgate, has just woken up in a metal cage inside a dark and cold room. in the cage she finds five other unicorns who she must share the same fate with. will she be able to trust her cellmates, and will she learn the dark secrets outside her cage, and will it be too late?

Meg meets a new friend and acciently goes to the future. Thanks to Stewie! Chapter 10 is UP!

After a freak accident, the herd finds themselves in a dangerous position: battiling the life and death of all of them. Will they survive? Read on to find out. Not done yet! I couldn't end this so badly!

After Jimmy's latest teleportation experiment fails, the gang finds themselves plunged into an alternate reality. There, they become entangled in a deadly conflict and slowly begin to piece together a vision of their own future far too terrible to imagine. Includes over 100 illustrations, COMPLETE

Scootaloo goes to pass her flight test and is beyond confident that she'll make it along with her best friend Orion. Although, one Pegasus fails and this ends up with Scootaloo and her friend joining her in exile. Not all is as it seems though and they end up at the mysterious Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true... *rated M mostly for gore and some swearing*

In jedem schlummert ein Ungeheuer, eine Bestie in einem Käfig aus Moral, Ethik und dem Wissen um Recht und Unrecht. Aber selbst der stärkste Käfig, verstärkt mit Loyalität und Treue, verliert an Nutzen wenn jemand dem Untier den Schlüssel reicht.

Loads of fish have been going missing every weekend night in Bikini Bottom for years. Surely those disappearances weren't linked to the Chum Bucket... right? Darkfic. Rated for violence and character death. Now complete!

Before the group breaks through the wall, those dead bodies, lying next to each other on their bed, were people too. A loving husband and a caring wife. These are their last moments together.

"You're strong, Clem... you... you can do anything." "But... I'm little!" I said, desperation and sadness beginning to show through my voice. "Doesn't mean nothin'. You're going to see bad stuff... but... it's okay," I had to strain my ears to hear his weak voice at this point. Why am I not allowed to be little and grow up in a normal world, with you Lee as my best friend?

This is my first fan fiction. This is one of my ideas for a episode of Family Guy and I gave this a Wizard of Oz twist so I hope you enjoy! Characters: Lois: Dorothy Quagmire: Scarecrow Joe: Tin Man Peter: Lion Mort: Good Witch Chris: Wicked Witch of the West Brian: ToTo Stewie: The Wizard of Oz Meg: Monkeys that work for the Wicked Witch of the West

Meg gets a spellbook for her 18th birthday, but she is unaware of the dangers that may unleash. She will meet new friends, fight new enemies and go on an unforgetabble, crazy magic filled adventure.

A month had passed from the night that changed everything. The gang had faded away. But when something happens to Pony, the gang will realize that he can't overcome this on his own. He'll need them more than ever, because he can't hold on forever..

rainbow is haunted by some nightmares of cupcakes.

Everypony wonders what kind of pony they aren't at one point. The Mane 6 are about to learn that the ponies they aren't are not only bucking psychotic, but full of swag. Mane 6/.MOV Ponies crossover.

Yes I'm from the New California Republic but no I'm not a damn tourist. DC sucks, lousy Brotherhood. You know I'd be safe and warm if I was in LA... well safe-ish anyway

This is a story based heavily on the original premise of the cartoon Jimmy Two-Shoes, before its premise and characters were changed to meet a much more 'kid-friendly' audience.

I saw Perry toss me a baseball bat out of the corner of my eye. I almost grinned as I held my hands out, spread my fingers out to catch it and then…missed.

Twilight Sparkle wakes up on morning only to discover something strange is going on. Every pony she meets is angry or shows hatred towards her for no reason. Twilight soon finds out that it is all part of a big revenge plot made by an old foe of hers.

After being turned into a vampire, Candace attempts to live her normal life while Phineas and Ferb attempt to find a way to change her back, but time turns against them when a vampire hunter suddenly rolls appears.takes place after the Curse of Candace

Phineas, devastated and broken, wishes on a star... It's kinda complicated. You could just read it. If you want. That'd be cool. "T" for character death and some violence.

Inspired while watching "Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo". One shot of Phineas's reaction after finding out Perry had been hit by the large tin foil ball.

I guess one of the reasons for my obsession, is that it's pretty much my fault. "You can do anything, Phineas." T for possible character death.

Katara has developed a new hobby. At the Western Air Temple she takes to stalking Zuko. Much silliness and shenanigans follow. In chapter 20: Katara and Zuko return home to the others. Katara hates the F word and she comes to a decision regarding Zuko.

Stewie and Brian get the idea to ask random people in Quahog Beach their opinions on love. But when those opinions have nauseating results, they question how they feel about the topic at hand. Slight parody of KassemG's California On videos. - Stewie & Brian

Alternate ending to Cupcakes. A last-minute rescue saves Rainbow Dash from certain death. But now the scarred and broken Pegasus must accept how her life has changed, and find out how she can possibly move on.

... Are the inmates! Jeremy Johnson is a new doctor at the Danville Mental Rehabilitation Center; where he goes on fun and terrifying adventures with the some of the best people he's ever known. Too bad they're the patients.

Isabella is injured one day while helping Phineas and Ferb. She wakes up with amnesia, remembering who SHE is, but not Phineas or Ferb. Phineas is devastated, but Ferb attempts to help regain her memory of their friendship. P x I x F.

when Phineas shows Ferb and Lawrence a deep family secret, he accidently sets off a chain of events that might lead to the end of the world.Most likely slight Phinbella.T for violence and possible charactor death.

The look on my parents' faces – eager, curious, somewhat hateful – wasn't exactly hard to give away their intentions. I knew what they were going to do to me even before Mom snapped on a pair of rubbery, white latex gloves.

Syndrome has fulfilled his promise and Jak Jak is now his. Only problem is that he doesn't know how to take care of the kid! Enter Violet. Superhero, supersister, super... wife? Synlet

A year later, he comes to them in the middle of the night on his knees. The angel of death demands forgiveness before she takes him away. Oneshot Synlet

The war is coming. Pick your side.

Much to the GIW's disappointment, Danny's human half labels him as 'special' and prevents him from being given to them when he is exposed. But he still has to go somewhere, and ends up at the Mt. Ivory holding facility. Is his life over? You bet.

SoZu Challenge fic for 4EverSleepingDragon. Zuko and Iroh have joined the Avatar. Now, not only are they aiding him in overthrowing the Fire Nation, Zuko has also managed to get a slight detour... mpreg fic

What if, just maybe, things aren't always what we think.

Co written with Garfieldodie. The Calvin and Hobbes television show. Twenty episodes to a season. Includes holiday specials, TV movies, and a dramatic season finale! PLEASE R&R! SEASON ONE COMPLETE!

Family Guy' parody of 'Honey, I Blew Up The Kid'. Stewie is tired of failed world domination plans, and decides to 'think big'. My 1st FG fanfic. Many reviews, please!

Someday we'll find it. The broadband connection. The lovers, the Griffins, and me. (Guaranteed to sound like an actual episode! Read 'n review and see for yourself)

[Warning: this horror fic is rated R for graphic violence!] After one of the girls suffers a gruesome fate, the professor finds a way to quickly revive them...but it has unforseen consequences... [Now includes URL to the comic adaption! (on Chap. 5)]

[Rated R for graphic scenes] On the way back from vacation, the Professor and the girls decide to spend the night at a hotel...but there's more to this hotel than meets the eye...

[Sequel to 'Immortality Relapse', read it first!] Bubbles, all alone in the world, must take care of life's last hope...

[Warning: This fic is rated R for subject matter!] A recovered cassette tape contains a record of something terrible that happened to Townsville...

[Sequel to "Immortality Syndrome", read it first! Warning: contains graphic violence!] Only a week after the horrific events in Townsville had passed, Bubbles must face a new threat...

The professor invents a device that allows him to travel to a parallel universe...but what he finds there shocks him...