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Joined 07-24-13, id: 4922628, Profile Updated: 01-06-16
Author has written 19 stories for Hobbit, and Lord of the Rings.

I have been a Tolkien fan for many years, probably since before many of you were born. Sigh. I write my stories for my own entertainment, but I hope that they bring some pleasure to your life too. Feel free to leave reviews even if the story is long finished. They always give me a nice lift.

My first three long tales were for the Hobbit. I always wished Tolkien had been a bit more generous with female characters, but his was a different time. So to make up for it, I have rewritten the Hobbit with strong ladies in the lead! The stories are not violence free, but it is not an every page occurrence. If I ever do go off the deep end of violence there will be warnings before you start reading.

There is only so much Hobbit to work with. And three is plenty. I am now branching out into Lord of the Rings. I like to fill in the corners where you find yourself saying "then what happened?" I hope you enjoy my stories, but even if you hate them that's OK too. Just READ!

And in closing, my one peeve is when a great story gets started and then is never finished!

I do not start posting until I have a good portion of the story already written or outlined. No disappointments from me. If nothing else, I will come up with some half-assed way to end it just so it ends.

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Sweet and Salty With a Side of Dwarf by 83Day-Dreamer83 reviews
Thorin tried to tell himself all manners of lies about this girl when the truth was that she had awakened something in him he had long ago thought to be dead. And for this he hated her. (Thorin/OC Bilbo/OC)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,069 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/23/2018 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Kíli
Say My Name by Hobbsy3 reviews
Dwalin names his son Thorin. An angsty little oneshot.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Thorin, Dwalin - Complete
Rhenio mì Ennor by AnadoraBlack reviews
Based on the plot of the series Lost in Austen. Ari is a méga fan of JRR Tolkien's work. And one morning, as she is about to depart for her work as a teacher, she finds a green round door in her bedroom. And her nightmare begins. For it is known that getting into a book is dangerous. Very dangerous... Combined movie/book verse.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 70,737 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Bofur, OC - Complete
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2542 - Favs: 4,731 - Follows: 2,846 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Peter Jackson Has Ruined Everything by Frodo'sPen reviews
A twist on the girl-is-magically-sent-to-Middle-Earth plot: When Peter Jackson's Hobbit Trilogy threatens to change history, the universe has to intervene.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,187 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 6/21/2014 - OC, Bilbo B., Gandalf, Bard - Complete
Where I Belong by Hobbsy3 reviews
"You have been given another chance, Thorin Oakenshield, to fulfil your quest. Do not let old hatreds destroy everything and everyone you love." 60 years after the Battle of Five Armies, when the ring has been destroyed and peace is returning to Middle Earth, a storm brings with it a chance for a company to retrace their steps and reclaim their lives. Expect angst, action family.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,978 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Complete
Lost Property by uncer giedd geador reviews
An alternative ending for the much loved story. Thorin underestimated a certain member of his company just a little too much...
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Thorin - Complete
The Stone Keep of Her Heart by drakkhammer reviews
This story has been in my head for many years. When I was eleven I read the Hobbit, fell in love with Thorin and Dis. I will never forgive Tolkien for having killed all of her family. This is my love story for her, so that she does not have to be alone ever again. You can read it in chapters at: /zlxGKp
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80,704 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Dís, Thorin, Dwalin, Balin - Complete
On the Current by CSI Clue reviews
Sometimes you have to go outside to find an adventure.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,482 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Bilbo B.
Beruthiel, A Love Story by Jael the Scribe reviews
Not your average Legomance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
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The Bitter and The Sweet reviews
Tolkien tells us that Gimli may have followed Legolas over the sea to the Undying Lands. Did he? And if so, how did it all come about?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,810 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 1/21/2016 - Complete
Hindsight is 2020-Part Two reviews
In part one, Elrond gave the dwarves smartphones. Once they found cat videos they lost all interest in Erebor (and anything else) but the Interwebs. Now Gandalf contemplates his next step and Sauron investigates social media. This story stands alone so you don't have to read Part One to enjoy it.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Gandalf, The Necromancer/Sauron
Beruthiel-Her True Story reviews
They say that to the victor goes the spoils and the writing of the history. But is that history always the correct one? Did Marie Antoinette really say "Let them eat cake"? Maybe, maybe not. Did Richard III really kill the princes in the tower? Maybe, maybe not. Was Queen Beruthiel really as sadistic and evil as they say? Maybe, maybe not. Here is my version of her life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,172 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2015 - Published: 7/30/2015 - Aragorn, Arwen U., Gilraen, OC - Complete
Recipe for Disaster reviews
Bilbo watches as a large company of dwarves invades his home and raids his pantry. When he issues a warning and is ignored, unfortunate consequences result.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2015 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin - Complete
The Trouble With Women reviews
Oin's attempts to find an escape route from Moria and has some interesting recollections on the way.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Complete
Hindsight is 2020 reviews
Elrond gives each member of Thorin's Company a very nice parting gift that lead to unintended consequences. Or were they unintended?
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Complete
A Twist of Fate reviews
Thorin Oakenshield returns from a chance meeting with Gandalf in Bree, his desire to regain Erebor reignited. However, he has failed to take into account the feelings of his sister Dis on involving her beloved sons in such a risky venture.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Gandalf, Thorin, Dís - Complete
Last Words reviews
Ori struggles to finish his final entry in the Book of Mazarbul.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Ori - Complete
The Fine Print reviews
I have always loved Jackson's depiction of the lighting of the beacons in Return of the King. However, I also wonder how they found men to tend the fire? Below is one theory.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/10/2015 - OC - Complete
The Long Journey Home reviews
Meta is a rarity. She is a dwarf-women, raised only by her mother and she has never lived with other dwarves. Now she is determined to find out what dwarves are really like. What she finds on the road is far beyond any expectations she started out with!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,145 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Thorin, Bofur, OC - Complete
Balin Reflects reviews
Balin has a decision to make and takes a walk down to the Mirrormere to collect his thoughts.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Complete
The Broken Heart reviews
Dis reacts the news of Fili, Kili and Thorin's deaths.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Complete
The Last Magic reviews
Men live short lives and their memories are even shorter. Hundreds of years have passed since the War of the Rings. Few now believe magic, elves or dwarves ever existed but Mirelle sets out to prove them wrong. Is there any magic left in Middle-earth?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Treebeard, OC - Complete
Revenge Served Hot reviews
A retelling of 'The Long Drop' by Borys68. Margaret arrives in Middle Earth with great expectations. What she ends up with is beyond comprehension. A tale of downfall and revenge. WARNING: This is not a very nice story but if you like things twisted, it may be for you.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Complete
A Very Tasty Dinner reviews
Gollum savors the afterglow of a nice dinner.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Complete
The Guide reviews
It was a dream vacation to New Zealand for a LOTR tour. But jet lag does funny things to people. What happens to a tourist who ends up with a most unusual guide for her tour? One-shot, complete.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Thorin, OC - Complete
The Reluctant Burglar reviews
Elmyra wanted a nice, relaxing vacation. After a pleasant week in the Shire, she was supposed to go home. However, Thorin and Balin were worried that Bilbo Baggins might not make a very good burglar. They decided that Elmyra just might be the extra burglar they needed whether she wanted to be one or not.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 164,312 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 2/27/2014 - [OC, Thorin] Balin - Complete
When A Good Vacation Goes Bad reviews
The results of the investigation are in. Attached are the supporting documents that prove one Elmyra Pundur was trapped in a Tolkien book, The Hobbit. No one should have to suffer such indignities. We may have to sue!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,025 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [Thorin, OC] - Complete
A Different Journey reviews
What if Beorn had a daughter and she joined Thorin's company on their quest?
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 115,925 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 11/10/2013 - OC, Thorin, Balin, Bilbo B. - Complete