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 Author has written 21 stories for Stanley Parable, Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, Book of Mormon, Animorphs, and Captain Underpants. August 5/2013- Feb/25/2017 - spendstimelikewater 2/25/2017- x/xx/xxxx - pay-your-hecking-taxes My new main...after I lost the pass and everything to my previous OTL. oh well. Mun of the only known employee 432 RP'er on Tumblr. URLs: Deviantart: Chrono-Dreamer AO3: Penstrokes (Formerly Chrono_Dreamer) Tumblr: Desk-of-employee432 : employee432 notes: However I have become more worried about all the typos I realize I make from typing too fast. 5/12/14: Remember to state if something has been disproven for the 432 theories or not. Also make a fic about Stanley being The Narrator 2/10/2015: These next few fics I'm going to start/push out aren't exactly finished yet. I have the general idea of what I want and where these things will go. I'm going to be clear- I am rushing to a certain extent and for good reason. This semester is probably going to be the last where I can be able to write for sometime. After this semester I don't think I'll have time to write till next spring. Even then I'll still not have nearly as much time because I'll be finishing up college from that point on. As for anytime I have for writing after college? I'm even less sure. 2/10/2015: Rough Draft of Fresh Snow sequel chapter 1 is now in the works 9/12/2016 : Working on Book Of Mormon fanfics with a few The Stanley Parable works in waiting. Current publishing/writing order: TSP unnamed (possible tie in with Fresh Snow). Chapter 6 of The Spring and Summer after, There is Comfort in Sock Puppets (KevArn, BOM), Resurgent Tendencies (BOM), A story of stars (ArnNaba BOM) 9/26/17: Decided to post more to Ao3 than to here. Also finally brought over the Captain Underpants fics. FAQ: (1) Can I translate your work into (insert language here)?: So long as you give credit and like back to the original then it's alright. (I'd still be enthusiastic to get messages about it though. (2) Who is the narrator in 'who are you 432?' As I said, I'd prefer if you pm'd me instead of sending it in the reviews |
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The Emotions List by prettypurple reviews
A version of the "100 Themes Challenge" that I found. This will focus on Sideshow Bob and characters associated with him.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 96 - Words: 36,877 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Sideshow Bob
The Persistence of Memory by BobBQ reviews
[Post-Rebellion] To strike down a devil is no small feat, but to help her stand up again is greater still. Stormclouds gather on Mitakihara's horizon as those who rule above and below maintain an uneasy peace, dispatching loyal servants into a troubled world. When one story ends and another begins, the only way forward is together.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,699 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Sayaka M., Kyoko S., Homura A., Madoka K.
To the Stars by Hieronym reviews
Kyubey promised that humanity would reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 61 - Words: 761,651 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 2,086 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 9/23/2011
Magia, Pacem, Bellum Terrarum - Those Fallen by Elias Pedro reviews
Homura Akemi has torn the Goddess Madoka in two and the Archangels of the Silver Garden are in disarray. Michi Hideyoshi, the Walpurgisnacht of the Second World War, and her friends find themselves in the peaceful confines of modern day Mitakihara without memories of the past. Behind their tranquil daily lives, a new war is brewing - a Cold War.[Sequel to MPBT and PMMM-Rebellion]
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 342,797 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Homura A., Sayaka M., Walpurgis N., Nagisa M. - Complete
Animorphs: The Retaliation by 117Jorn reviews
People should always be careful what they wish for... I found that out the hard way when I found myself in the presence of the Animorphs who for so long were once fiction to me, and fighting in a war in another reality... my name is Jordan, and I am going to make sure this time, the war goes our way. And the Yeerks had better be ready... four our Retaliation.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,857 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/9/2018 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Melissa, OC, Tobias, Ellimist
The Hunt by flaks314 reviews
"The Animorphs had always expected that the Yeerks would find out that they're not really Andalites eventually. But they never thought it'd happen outside of a mission. Now the Yeerks are hunting Rachel, and she faces some difficult decisions." Written to feel as much like a real Animorphs book as possible. Story starts after book 22 (the David arc).
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,296 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Rachel - Complete
A Last Drink with Mephistopheles by Cypher DS reviews
On the evening before Walpurgisnacht descends on Mitakihara City, Kyubey has a chance encounter with a former magical girl candidate who refused his call: Junko Kaname.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/17/2017 - Madoka K., Kyubey, Junko K. - Complete
Indolence by Miss Novella reviews
A magical girls transformation into a witch, a series of short stories about Liang Jiyu.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 2/7/2017
Shepherd of the Black Sheep by Griper reviews
AU wherein Witches are not transformed Magical Girls, but instead independent beings that spawn out of corruption. Due to this, Kyubey has reason to preserve the Girls' lives and emotional wellbeing, and genuinely looks out for them and maximizes the positive effects of their wishes. As a result, the girls' lives are better, but by no means easier. The fight is still up to them.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 2/16/2017 - Mami T., Kyoko S., Kyubey
Little Rebellions by Dragon Elexus reviews
Not all Pearls have the chance to run off to another planet and take up arms. Not all fights are grand and romantic. These are the little rebellions- little, but just as defiant.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 59 - Words: 63,538 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/21/2017 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Pearl, Blue Pearl, Yellow Pearl - Complete
Fargo by Bavitz reviews
[Post-Rebellion] In the frostbitten American Midwest, ragged Magical Girls vie for territory to survive the unforgiving landscape. One such girl is Sloan Redfearn, who wastes away in Fargo, North Dakota, nursing a grudge and watching her hopes slowly die. But when Kyubey approaches with a unique opportunity, she becomes embroiled in a conspiracy that threatens to topple gods.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 336,493 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Homura A., Mami T., Kyoko S. - Complete
One Big Aperture Family by Luna Peachie reviews
*Indefinite Hiatus* Sequel to Reconstructing Humanity. Wheatley feels he's finally gotten used to humanity and now shares a peaceful life with his growing family. This peace is shattered with the sudden arrival of "Grandma" and her companions, who are in no hurry to leave. Realizing he still has much to learn, Wheatley now must keep his family together in the face of a new threat.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,503 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Caroline, D. Rattmann, GLaDOS, Wheatley
Kevin Price VS Sharknado! by Meme Tit reviews
KEVIN PUNCHES A SHARK IN THE FUCKING FACE rated M for fisting
Crossover - Book of Mormon & Sharknado - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Kevin/Elder Price, Elder McKinley - Complete
The Consequences of Failure by Redler Red7 reviews
After finding out that her actions had doomed Madoka to a fate worse than death, Homura still decided to try again ONE LAST TIME. What will she do now that resetting is no longer an option? Will she finally succeed or will she have to face the consequences of failure? Disclaimer: I do not own Madoka Magica
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,100 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Homura A.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35550 - Favs: 26,527 - Follows: 19,552 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cheesecake by GriefSyndrome reviews
The universe is governed by the Law of the Cycle. Mami Tomoe, once the sole defender of Mikatihara, chances across the young girl Nagisa Momoe during one of her hunts. She saves her life and takes her in as her protogé, only to find Nagisa has saved her life in a way she couldn't have fathomed. (Alternate timeline to Rebellion. Fluff and serious together, non-romantic.)
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,898 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Mami T., Nagisa M.
Rebellion by Namine's angel reviews
Kyubey refused to let a Goddess exist.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Homura A., Kyubey, Madoka K. - Complete
Flashes of Light by Azecreth reviews
Homura had dominion, control, her rule over reality was absolute, her world stable. So why did she keep seeing the Goddess wherever she looked?
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Homura A., Madoka K. - Complete
Parody Magi Madoka Magica by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
Madoka learns about alcoholism and the importance of stranger danger in this all-around parody of everybody's favorite magical girl anime.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,794 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Complete
Sister in the Sky by aikotters reviews
-[PMMM] 'Why does nobody look at you when I do' Not-Rebellion compliant.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Madoka K., Tatsuya K. - Complete
The Lesser of Two Wrongs by Dessert Maniac reviews
Hitomi Shizuki does not want to end up the broken one. She acts and refrains from acting in accordance to her goal. A Hitomi-centric one-shot. Can potentially take place in any canon universe.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Hitomi S. - Complete
Redux: The Extreme by CeruleanSlane reviews
Ax and the Animorphs have been in some dangerous situations before, but they've never experienced danger like this.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,744 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Complete
Forever and a Day by alleluiamagiatsuioku reviews
"If we could interfere with it, we can control it," the Incubator had said. referring to the Law of Cycles. But what if it wasn't them? Would the results change and would it be deliberate to end that way? Will the reactions of the Magical Girls cause a change in the universe's current laws? Only one way to find out. (Post Madoka, Rebellion hints. Under current rewriting process)
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,881 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Homura A., Mami T., Kyoko S.
Simple Plans by timefreak reviews
In which HP characters make simple plans. Wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014
Madoka's New Protector by StormFarron185 reviews
After so many timelines, Homura failed to complete her own mission. She needed to pass it on to someone else, and that someone is Kyoko Sakura. A Kyoko x Madoka fanifc with some Homura x Kyoko at the start...yes you read that right, no you are not high or drunk, at least I hope not.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,427 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Kyoko S., Madoka K.]
Oreos and Pencils by hyacinthorectus reviews
Stanley considered Employee 432 as his friend, but Employee 432 saw him as company, as he was always bullied by his fellow co-workers.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
Sweet FA by Indigo Code reviews
A short, random, slightly cracked story about anger management issues and stupidity. Words are spat and a table is flipped, but he just can't get Stanley out of that broom closet. Curse the brain that never was sane and pray for the heart that still beats throughout the vexing ordeal that is a "Rage Quit".
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
Mahou Shoujo Homura Magica by StormFarron185 reviews
Six weeks after Sayaka died and Homura took over the body of her other self, the Wraiths began to behave differently. The Mahou Shoujo of Mitakihara will soon learn that Wraiths won't be the only enemy they must face and the peacefulness of Madoka's new world...will be broken.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,689 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Homura A., Kyoko S.] Mami T., Oriko M.
Ecrivian by Cthulhucorner reviews
Stanley grows restless under The Narrator's control, and new unseen paths begin to manifest themselves. Stanley feels another entity call to her from within the office, guiding her to a place she never thought she would see. The Narrator seeks to take back what he has lost, along the way realizing he has gained undesired 'baggage', preventing him from reclaiming his 'possession'.
Stanley Parable - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,766 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/7/2014
Stanley's Lament by AegisArc reviews
Alone in an office building, a man named Stanley writes for the sake of his sanity, as he repeats and repeats and repeats. One-shot.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Stanley
The Narrator Parable by falexlyfelix reviews
The story of The Narrator. I'm not really sure where I'm going with this, but I promise it's somewhere.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Stanley, Narrator
Let's Do It by sephiesport reviews
In creating The One, Crayak has messed with the rules of engagement. Now the Ellimist gets to do the same. Takes place after Book 54.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Jake, Marco, Rachel, Tobias
It Was The Little Things by Trust Gavroche reviews
[SPOILER ALERT FOR BOOK 54. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK.] Jordan's eulogy at her sister's funeral.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Complete
Redux: The Suspicion by CeruleanSlane reviews
Melissa and the other Animorphs have a new enemy. And it's a really, really small problem.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,607 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
first time by o0tyarah0o reviews
The Animorphs, virginity, and the varying ways it was lost.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Complete
The Rodent and the Robot by BabyCharmander reviews
Caroline was never deleted; she fled from GLaDOS, finding a new body to inhabit and trying to make sense of her new situation. Furthermore, Rattmann was not dead; he was unintentionally preserved, and unintentionally awoken many years later. And GLaDOS was not done; there were still more chambers to be made, elements to be tested, and Science to be done.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,215 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Caroline, D. Rattmann, Weighted Companion Cube, GLaDOS - Complete
Muse by Chiroptera Jones reviews
Erin is an ex-Controller, but life is going pretty well for her post-war - until she gets an unwanted visitor.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Complete
A Very Deadly Disease by BabyCharmander reviews
During their escape from GLaDOS, Wheatley leads Chell to an old employee kitchen to get a snack. But while there, Chell contracts the most deadly disease Wheatley has ever encountered in his mechanical life... the hiccups.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Pain by Derinthemadscientist reviews
Jake teaches a class about an important aspect of battle. (Post-war.)
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Jake - Complete
Dreams Never Die by Derinthemadscientist reviews
Jake deals with somebody he thought he left behind long ago. (Post-war.)
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Jake - Complete
Being John by Derinthemadscientist reviews
Sometimes, Jake just wants to hide from the past. (post-war.)
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Jake - Complete
Closure by Derinthemadscientist reviews
Cassie talks to Esplin after the war.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Cassie, Visser Three - Complete
Ace of Fours by BabyCharmander reviews
Had she known how expensive and how much of a chore it would be to care for the core, she might never have brought him home. But maybe it would be worth it, in the end. One-shot.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Magic and Madness by Alisa180 reviews
When Maka is offered a wish by a strange creature in exchange for becoming a magical girl, she is in little position to turn it down. She has no idea what she just got herself into...
Crossover - Soul Eater & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,840 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Maka A., Homura A. - Complete
Reconstructing Humanity by Luna Peachie reviews
After being put back in a human body, Wheatley is thrust into an unknown world to pay back his apparent debt to GLaDOS. He finds himself in quite a conundrum as he struggles with his returning memories and the weird feelings he has for another human.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 232,120 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
Magia, Pacem, Bellum Terrarum by Elias Pedro reviews
Homura's investigation into Walpurgisnacht brings her to look to World War II, the time that spawned the dreadnought witch. Working with Mami and protecting Madoka, Homura demands Kyuubey show her the past. However, Kyuubey seems to have a lot to hide.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 151,045 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Homura A., Walpurgis N. - Complete
Redux: The Pretender by CeruleanSlane reviews
The David trilogy is over, and the series continues. The Animorphs have lost one of their own, while gaining another. Now, Tobias discovers the answers to his family,and his heritage. The war has always been important, but now, for Tobias, it's personal.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,673 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Animorphs: Redux by CeruleanSlane reviews
After book 54, Rachel and Ax, snatched by the Crayak before death, make a deal with the Drode that sends everything back to book 20 to try again. Many things change from there. AU.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,147 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
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The end of the dream
The sun is shining, the birds are singing and everyone is lying to themselves. Ever since his parents started fighting, Harold's learned the truth about the world. It's sickening really, to watch everyone pretend things are fine. With the help of his first and truest friend, George, they create Captain Blunderpants, the embodiment of their deepest beliefs-that Chaos should be free
Captain Underpants - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2017 - Captain Blunderpants, Evil George, Evil Harold - Complete
The records of the Earth Discovery Team
Alien!Edith AU. During the last days of the Xaxion Planetary Discovery and Exploration Department, the dwindling fleet is doing what appears to be their last runs of exploration. When PDED-9 discovers a certain Golden Record, they decide to investigate this 'Earth'. Between survival and discovery, they learn that Earth is a tough place, one that might conquer them instead.
Captain Underpants - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Published: 9/26/2017 - Klax, Jennifer, Zorx
Welcome (back) to Ohio reviews
Single Dad!Melvin needs a change of scenery, needs to leave the places where everything reminds him of his ex-wife. Taking his daughter, he uproots their lives to escape the memories. When a certain Kei Hutchins befriends her one lonely recess, Minerva Sneedly finds herself learning to love her new home.
Captain Underpants - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2017
Reluctantly Reinstated reviews
As a young child, Mr Krupp looked up to superheroes. The idealistic, latex clad men and women who did what they did because it was the right thing to do. After realizing how far reality is from the comics, he buries his past and abandons his powers to grow up, to live a normal life. This new lease on life is turned upside down when George and Harold discover his secret.
Captain Underpants - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2017 - George B., Harold H., Mr. Krupp
The many thoughts of Stanley reviews
Stanley has had all the time in the world to muse about things. The Office, this farce called a 'game', a 'story' as if it had any real purpose. Most of all, he's had time to muse about The Narrator. A series of one shots
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2017 - Stanley, Narrator
The Initiation reviews
(BOM Animorphs AU) When five teen age Mormon high school students find themselves face to face with a dying Andalite War Prince, they are swept up in an intergalactic war as humanity's only defense. Tasked with balancing their double lives, facing crises of personal and religious faith, morality and their own personal demons, they must rely on each other to see another day (1 of 3)
Crossover - Animorphs & Book of Mormon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,760 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2017 - Published: 2/25/2017
My name is- reviews
Kevin and Elder McKinley share names, a sweet moment and a terrible secret together. (Blame Demixian for this idea)
Book of Mormon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Kevin/Elder Price, Elder McKinley - Complete
Butterflies
Elder Church can't help but be drawn to Elder Thomas. Is it his overt happiness? Or his subtle sadness that draws him in? (Hastily written for a tumblr prompt. Might rewrite it)
Book of Mormon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Published: 2/24/2017 - Elder Thomas, Elder Church - Complete
The Spring and Summer After reviews
(Sequel to Fresh Snow) Months after Stanley's escape, he is living a free life that is his and his alone. No one to tell him what to do or when. When a man wanders into town babbling about voices and endings, Stanley finds himself unable to walk away. Befriending the coworker is one thing, coming to terms with the voice that tormented you is another.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 2/12/2015
Fever Dreams
After District Nine is disowned by the Church, Elder McKinley must find a way to provide for the Elders he was put in charge of. Pushing himself to provide, he falls ill. It's Kevin's turn to check up on their ill District Leader, and Connor did not mind at all. (Sick Fic. One shot, fluff)
Book of Mormon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2017 - Kevin/Elder Price, Elder McKinley - Complete
Just like old times
(McBladley request on tumblr by spoopymormon-helldream) Connor McKinley has returned from his mission and must readjust to the life he's had before, but this time, he's only pretending to turn it off. He encounters and old friend, and the root of his 'problem', Steve Blade. Old Steve has a message for Connor, one that he can relate to quite well. (Steve x Connor)
Book of Mormon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2016 - Elder McKinley - Complete
Late night snuggles
(birthday fic for IndigoCode) Another night, another hell dream, the same routine he's had for as long as he can remember. Elder McKinley expects no different. Elder Thomas has had enough. (Special thanks to Trick-R-Treason on tumblr) (can be read as romance or friendship) Note: My Elder thomas is named Mathias instead of Chris
Book of Mormon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2016 - [Elder McKinley, Elder Thomas]
The problem with Birthdays reviews
(Birthday fic for IndigoCode) Red and Crowe are left in charge of planning a birthday party for yellow. Despite his best efforts, Sketch and Tony get in on the act. Red does his best to keep the whole situation under control while juggling the responsibilities of a young child's birthday. (Puppetverse, no humanizations.) Chp 1/4
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2015
Stanley's day off reviews
(lame title is lame) Stanley is following The Narrator's story fully, clearly something is wrong. The Narrator decides to let Stanley do as he pleases. Stanley takes him up on the offer and the office is his to rule. Chapter 3 has had the ending changed.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
Fresh Snow reviews
Birthday fic for a friend: Stanley muses about the world he left behind, months after escaping the office.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Stanley - Complete
Who are you, 432? reviews
A series of one and two shot headcannons revolving around employee 432. The employee that has more in game material relating to him than anyone else other than the two main characters. Not all my headcannons. They come from Steam and Reddit.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Stanley, Narrator
I can't believe it's not padlock! reviews
A series of non romantic, non murder centric series of one shots ranging from all sorts of topics featuring all characters. Title is poking fun at the popularity of the ship not the ship itself. [Hiatus]
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014
My name is Stanley reviews
Stanley wonders about his life and purpose in this god forsaken place. (The Stanley Parable)
Stanley Parable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Stanley - Complete
Sacrificing Stanley reviews
The Stanley Parable fanfic. TSP intro fic for our new Stanley. 432 leads a desperate action to escape the office and The Narrator's Story. With the help of the two other remaining coworkers they strike a deal with The Narrator. But will he keep his word?
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Stanley, Narrator, OC - Complete
Green is not a creative color reviews
Ever wonder why the Notebook says 'Green is not a creative color? Fanfic for don't hug me I"m scared. Pre-video time frame. Notebook is gender neutral. Written for a friend who runs an ask blog for the notebook on tumblr.
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Notepad - Complete
Show me your love reviews
Based off of something that happened in the TSP RP community. Stanley has feelings for The Narrator, but does the other man feel the same way? There's only one way to find out! -Fanfic for The Stanley Parable-
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
