WELCOME ALL MY LOVELY ONES!!

So, if you can't tell from what's below, I'm a massive Transformers fan.

I live in Canada, where my family owns a ranch that includes 24 plus horses (only three of which are mine), a crap load of cows and chickens, two mules, two donkeys, 10 plus goats, an adult Landrace and baby pot-belly pig, 4 dogs, 6 cats, and an a-hole of a hedgehog who is loved anyways (profile picture). My dad is a massive Habs fan, so I'm forced to be one too...

I have so many plans involving this website, including 37 Transformers stories, some following the movies storyline, some not. Because of that, I say this. If you ever decide that you are ready to begin a story, but don't want to make up a plot, please PM me. Depending on everything, I'll probably have a plot for you to use, so long as I get plot credits and plot credits alone.

I can't ever choose between:

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AUTOBOTS

and:

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DECEPTICONS

because they're all awesome!

I will never favorite an author just because - if I favorite an author, you should definitely check their stuff out.

I have nothing against Mary-Sues, because there is a reason they are so popular - they're fun to read!

Honestly, I hate when the first chapter to stories begin with something along the lines of, "My alarm clock screamed, my hand shooting out to shut it up", blah blah blah, it's just so overused. Not saying I won't read the story, but urgh!

19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1.) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2.) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3.) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4.) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In'.
5.) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6.) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'.
7.) Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance with the Prophecy'.
8.) Don't use any punctuation.
9.) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10.) Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.) Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go'.
12.) Sing along at the Opera.
13.) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14.) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15.) Five days In advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16.) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17.) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'
18.) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling ’Run for your lives! They're loose!'
19.) Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'

I got this off someone else profile

Pick your birth month and birth day out to find out what happens!

Month

January: Bonded to

February: Arrested by

March: Traded lives with

April: Dating

May: Killed by

June: Child of

July: In love with

August: Captured by

September: Sharing a prison cell with

October: Handcuffed to

November: Became the pet of

December: Saved by

Day

1: Megatron

2: Bumblebee

3: Knockout

4: The Fallen

5: Barricade

6: Soundwave

7: Ratchet

8: Dreadwing

9: Ironhide

10: Optimus Prime

11: Sunstreaker and Sideswipe

12: The Aerialbots

13: Breakdown

14: Wheeljack

15: Jazz

16: Cliffjumper

17: Shockwave

18: Starscream

19: Blaster

20: The Stunticons

21: Scalpel

22: Gears

23: Mirage

24: Thundercracker

25: Blurr

26: Sentinel Prime

27: Sideways

28: Skywarp

29: Skidz and Mudflap

30: Prowl

31: Bulkhead

WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!

1. Can recite the entire movies from memory.

2. Can tell you what Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.

3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.

4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.

5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!

6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.

7. Dreams transformer pairings.

8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.

9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.

10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, or the Twins.

11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject.

12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.

13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.

14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home just to annoy her family.

15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots.

16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons.

17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her brother/sister.

18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers.

19. Reads way too many fan-fictions about these guys.

20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers.

21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.

22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.

23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Barricade.

24. Acts and pretends to be a Transformer constantly.

25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer.

You know your obsessed with with Transformers when...

-You have a spazz whenever you see a Peterbuilt Semi, Camaro, Hummer, or GMC Truck pass by.

-You call your computer Teletraan 1.

-Names enemies after Decepticons.

-Uses a Transformers reference whenever possible.

-Whenever talking too fast, says you're talking like Blurr.

-Whenever you hear the word Soundwave, you cringe.

-Will never look at a boombox the same ever again.

-You never try to look at a GMC Truck funny, since your afraid it's Ironhide.

-You have dreams where you are in the Transformers world.

-You've watched Transformers at least 20 times, even more.

You pray to Primus.

-You freak out whenever you see a cop car hiding in the shadows, thinking it's Barricade.

-You don't call people creepers or stalkers, you call them Decepticreeps.

-You have joined any Transformers fan clubs.

-You've tried to do Jet Judo, and succeeded.

-You've tried Jet Judo, and epically failed.

-You sing the Transformers theme song everywhere and anywhere.

-You were about to cry when Bumblebee was about to die in DOTM.

-You blame Blackout for most power outages.

-You think that the world is going to end by a Decepticon invasion.

-You get annoyed when you say Unicron, and people think you just said Unicorn.

-You hate when people hate on Miko cause she's awesome.

-You think that every evil person in the world is either a Decepticon agent, or a Pretender.

-You think that when the Autobots win the war, it should be declared a national holiday.

-You think the Government is hiding the Autobots somewhere.

-You go to visit Hoover Dam to make sure Megatron's all comfy cozy in layers of ice.

-You annoy your friends and family with your constant Transformers talk.

-Whenever you hear the word decept, you immediately think of Decepticons.

-Whenever your friends say the worst thing happened, you ask if Decepticons attacked them.

-You wish your phone was a Transformer.