IMPORTANT: As you can see, I haven't update for a while. There's a reason for that; I'm moving. Things are busy. Updates will be irregular. Sorry.

Well... Hi. I'm Jade (not my real name, duh), and this is my Fanfiction account.

Here's some stuff on me:

Name: Is not Jade. Go on, take a random guess.

Age: In middle/high school/college.

Height: Average.

Weight: Not tellin'.

Gender: Female.

Likes: Art (both paintings and such and explosions. Deidara's got the right view on art!), dragons of all kinds, snakes, fire, knives, all swords, guns, bombs, anime, manga, music, chocolate, candy, sweets in general, Fanficiton (duh), Japan, J-rock and J-pop, rain, acapella, and relaxing.

Dislikes: Fangirls, Edward Cullen, pink, improper grammar, coffee, school, deception, traitors, Sakura Haruno, smoke, meat (except fish, chicken, and alligator. Mmm, alligator...), unintelligent people, and a certain someone(s) at school.

Hobbies: Playing guitar, drawing, sleeping, relaxing, eating.

Favorite Color: Red.

Favorite Food: Chocolate.

Favorite Bands (be prepared for a long list): AC/DC, Adelita's Way, Alex Clare, Alter Bridge, Apocalyptica, Art of Dying, Barenaked Ladies, Billy Talent, Black Veil Brides, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet for my Valentine, Cavo, Chevelle, Clutch, Coheed & Cambria, Creed, Crosses, Deadmau5, Disturbed, Dragonforce, Egypt Central, An Endless Sporadic, Evanescence, the Fall of Troy, Fall Out Boy, Family Force 5, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Green Day, Guns N' Roses, Halestorm, Hoobastank, Imagine Dragons, Joe Bonamassa, Kario Kingdom, Kaiser Chiefs, Killswitch Engage, Knife Party, kyng, Lacuna Coil, Linkin Park, LMFAO, Maroon 5, Matchbook Romance, Metallica, Michael Bublé, My Chemical Romance, negramaro, A New Found Glory, Nickelback, NSYNC, OK Go, Oleander, OneRepublic, ONE OK ROCK, Papa Roach, Paramore, A Perfect Circle, Pillar, Pop Evil, Pressure 4-5, Prototype, Psychostick, Ra, The Raconteurs, Rev Theory, Rise Against, Seether, Shinedown, Sick Puppies, Sixx:a.m., Skillet, Skrillex, Stone Sour, Submersed, System of a Down, There for Tomorrow, Thousand Foot Krutch, Three Day's Grace, Three Years Hollow, The Used, The Veer Union, Velvet Revolver, W.A.S.P., Weaving the Fate, Within Temptation, Wolves at the Gate, Young Guns, 3 Doors Down, 10 Years, and 12 Stones. To name a few. Yeah. I like music.

B-Day: 12-15-???

Favorite Anime: Hetalia, Naruto, Fate/Zero, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, FMA: Brotherhood, Death Note, and Blue Exorcist. Pretty much stuff like you'd see on Adult Swim on Cartoon Network.

And now, a Naruto-style introduction:

Hi. I'm Jade. I like art (is a BANG!), dragons, anime/manga, fire, and hard rock music. I dislike people who use improper grammar, the color pink, and school. My hobbies are drawing, listening to music, playing guitar, and sleeping. My dream... I don't feel like telling you that.

More useless stuff about me

1. My name is Japanese.

2. I have five mammalian pets.

3. My favorite flower is an orchid.

4. I own two guitars: one acoustic, one electric.

5. I am exceptional at playing said guitars.

6. I have a weakness for chocolate, and small, fluffy creatures, and cute things.

7. I actually like English food...

8. I have no social life whatsoever.

9. I have claws. Seriously. I filed my fingernails to do so. And they're awesome.

10. I need new glasses...

11. I like to cook.

12. I am very superstitious.

13. Instead of saying 'yeah', I tend to say 'ja' instead... It's a habit.

14. I have five different keyboard languages on my iPad, including English, 日本案 (Japanese), German (üäöß), Chinese （因）、 and Русская (Яц££аи).

15. Number fourteen has increased to ten languages.

16. Instead of saying 'what', I say 'Cosa'. Also a habit.

17. I speak some Italian.

18. I am German, Austrian, Peruvian, Polish, Italian, and Russian. Just imagine the looks on the Hetalia character's (and Hetalians) faces when they read this...

ALSO: I'm one of those people who have a crap ton of stuff on their profile. You have been warned.

For people that hate all stereotypes other than Hetalia: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST force my religion onto you.
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST think my reilgion is the only right religion, and that everyone eles is wrong.
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST hate everyone who isn't
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST agree with everything my religon does. (Wrong, wrong, wrong, and very wrong.)
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (Pansexual. Close enough.)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. (Clothes are uncomfortable to me. Problem?)
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (1. I'm pansexual, there's a big difference, and 2. Men's clothing is much more comfortable than women's. Just sayin'.)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
My teeth are pointed, and look like a vampire's so I MUST be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be HOMOSEXUAL.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Do I really have to say it again? -.-)
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I'm CHRISTAN so I MUST want to convert everyone who isn't
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

40 ODD Things about me! (A questionnaire I filled out)

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?
In SECOND place.
2. What is your favorite possession?
My iPad, iPod, and sketchbook.
3. Do you own a gun?
No. But I live with someone who (legally, mind you) has one.
4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?
I am relationship-ly (yes, I made a new word) retarded. I've never once been in a relationship.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Only if there are needles involved. I have an irrational fear of those little torture devices...
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
The last Christmas song I listened to.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
I don't drink. UNDERAGE, YO!

...Just kidding. I usually wake up too late for it to be morning, but if I'm up by then, milk.
9. Can you do a push up?
Actually, yes, I can.
10. Is your bathroom clean?
Uh... Kinda?
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
I own no jewelry, unless you count a golden spider pin.
12. Do you take painkillers?
No... At least not yet.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Relationship-ly impaired, remember? I couldn't lure frickin' Jiraiya if I wanted to.

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

Uh... I don't think so.

15. What's your name?
Not tellin'.

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment
Tick, Hetaoni, root beer salad. Best I could do.
17. Name the last 3 things you have bought
Chocolate, chocolate, and chocolate. No, really!
18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
Milk, water, and... Well, that's really it.
19. Current worry?
Prepare for a shortish story.

So, I have been really philosophical lately, and have been questioning whether I was the right religion, or if I were to switch that I was the right religion to begin with, or if God actually exists, or if we just stop existing when we die instead of going to Heaven or Hell.

End story.

20. Current hate?
Too many. WAY too many.
21. Favorite place(s) to be?
My room. Anywhere quiet. Internet.
22. How did you bring in the New Year?
By sleeping in until five p.m.
23. Where would you like to go?
Italy, Greece, Spain, or Japan...

...PFFFT. Hetalia.
24. Do you own slippers?
Nyet.
25. What shirt are you wearing?
A Fender Guitars shirt with a Polish eagle on it.
26. Favorite color(s)?
Red.
27. Are you gay?

Pansexual.
28. Do you sing in the shower?

YEEEEEEEE–no.
29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
I had seen an episode of Naruto (the Sasuke Retrieval arc) when I was, like, six. Shikamaru's arms were melting off when I had seen it. I thought Tayuya would get me in my dreams.
30. Best bed sheets as a child?
I honestly can't remember...
31. Worst injury you've ever had?
An iron rod going through my knee. I have a scar to prove it.
32. Who is your loudest friend?
I'll be referring to my friends as their personality as an animal/anime character. Beaver-man.
33. Who is your most silent friend?
America. Surprisingly, her personality is like America's, only without the loud.
34. Does someone have a crush on you?
Unfortunately...
35. Do you wish on shooting stars?
Yesh.
36. What is your favorite candy?
A little something I like to call BELGAN CHOCOLATE. It's really as good as they make it out to be.
37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
I'm not getting married. EVAH.
38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
The ideal funeral would be Osamuraisan playing a slowed-down Senbonzakura. That would be perfect.
39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
'Twas sleeping like a log. Or possibly surfing the internet... I blame insomnia.
40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
I dun wanna get up... The couch is comfy...

Death Note version

Light
X You have a big aim in life
x You hate to lose
You feel that your eyes change colors with your behavior
X You are obsessed. (with anime)
X Your intelligence is superior in comparison with another person’s
You don’t mind hurting others as long it helps you to get to your aims.
You have talent to seduce the opposite gender.(o.o)

Total: 4

L
x You love candy.
x You don’t care about how you look.
x You walk/sit curved.
x You are a genius.
x You have dark circles around your eyes.
You are thin no matter what you eat.
x You don’t have many friends and you are a total failure at love.

Total: 6

Misa
You love someone blindly.
You would do everything for that ‘someone’.
You dress in a very peculiar way.
You can’t tell when people are joking around with you.
You can’t handle alcohol very well.
You are very jealous.
You can make people do what they don’t want to do.

Total: 0 (Thank God)

Mello
x You love chocolate.
x You were confused at least for once with the opposite gender.
x You always dress dark and tight clothes.
x You are always second.
x You have a burn/scar on your face. (One on my cheek, actually... And forehead... And jawbone... And a lot of other places...)
x You are very intelligent, but sometimes you make mistakes.
x Near creeps you out a little bit.

Total: 7 (O.O holy fudge...)

Matt
You are always playing video games.
You smoke.
You wear streaky shirts.
x You would do anything for your friends.
You use glasses that look like goggles.
x You are always relaxed.
You are very affectionate to your best friend.

Total: 2

Near
x You are patient to the limit.
You always win.
You have Peter Pan syndrome.
x You love to wear pajamas.
x You are very intelligent.
x You have a lot of abilities using your hands. (PERVY INNUENDO!)
Your hair is of a weird color.

Total: 4

Mikami
x You believe in a god. (Kinda)
You search for justice everywhere.
x You use glasses.
You are/want to be a lawyer.
You don’t care about following orders as long as it’s for justice’s sake.
You support Kira unconditionally.
All your life is perfectly planned. (Ppffft... HECK no)

Total: 2

Ryuk
x You love apples.
x You are bored.
x You think that humans are… INTERESTING!.
x You laugh in a weird way…(I get it from everyone, jeez)
x You don’t let your feelings lead you.
x When there’s an argument, you never take one of the sides. (I really just scream SHUT UP if it gets out of hand)
x You are a little bit crazy and weird.

Total: 7 (O.O again... THE FUDGING FUDGE...)

Matsuda
x Some people think that you are an idiot.
You always see someone’s good side. (more or less their good intentions..)
You know someone who is an example for you.
You don’t think Kira is either good or evil.
You talk about a love life that you don’t have.
x You do stupid things that sometimes are good to the ones around you.
You are pretty, but old.

Total: 2

Alrighty then... I got Mello and fucking RYUK... What the heck?

Hetalia version

North Italy (Feliciano/Veneciano Vargas)

You were bullied a lot in your childhood
X You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
You're very happy-go-lucky
You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
X You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up (I do, but I usually just tuck it behind my ear or wrap it around my glasses)
X You're a good artist (SHABAM!!!)
X You can be clumsy
X You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
You would surrender in a war situation

Total: 5

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

You love tomatoes
X You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot (in foreign languages)
X You tend to get irritated easily (it's weird... I have patience for the person to stop, but they irritate me easily... Meh.)
X You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out (See Veneziano)
You hate French people
You rely on people too much
You would surrender in a war situation
You often feel like people are after your inheritance
X You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

Total: 4

Germany (Ludwig)

You're very stoic and serious
Sausages are your favourite foods.
X You like to walk dogs/your dog
Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
You love rules and think they should always be followed to
You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules (no, the world would be better if war was replaced with paintball... Or fútbol (soccer))
You work very hard, too hard...
X Your alone time is your 'happy time'
You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
You've had issues with money once or twice

Total: 2

Japan (Kiku Honda)

X You're very mature (when I wanna be)
You think everything over before saying it.
X You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
X You isolated yourself during childhood
You became very successful in a short amount of time
X You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
You can seem cold/aloof to other people
X You're good at practical tasks
X You need time to adjust to new people

Total: 6

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

You love hamburgers
You think you're awesome
X You love to invent things
X You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
You can seem to be very brash to other people
You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
You're terrified of ghosts
X You know aliens exist
You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
X You wear glasses

Total: 4 (this is my own country...)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

X You like tea
You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
X You're very sarcastic and cynical
Your cooking is awful
X You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...

...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
X You have tried doing black magic before (...I failed...)
You get drunk quite easily.
When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
You're good at embroidery

Total: 4

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

You're very affectionate
You think you have a great fashion sense
You like wine
You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
X You love red roses
X When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
You're very proud of yourself
X You love culture and the arts
You're very flamboyant
You say you're a gourmet

Total: 3

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

You had a very sad childhood.
You're very tall
You have a tendency to switch between personalities
You wear a scarf all the time
You love sunflowers
You love vodka
You can seem intimidating to other people
You're very strong
You have a big nose
You have a strange laugh that can scare people

Total: 0 -.-

China (Wong Yao)

X You're very mature
X You're very superstitious
You're very religious
X You love pandas
X You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
You love Hello Kitty
You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
You work hard
X You're good at drawing
X You like sweets

Total: 6

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

You are very well-raised
X You're polite
X You love classical music (...I have mixed tastes)
X You like cake
You have a mole on your face
X You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
X You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (Guitar!)
X You've composed music before
You tend to call people 'morons'
X You wear glasses

Total: 7... (Wow. Didn't see that coming)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

X You're often ignored by people
You look younger than you actually are
You love hockey
X You love polar bears
You hate fighting
X You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy (it's fudging annoying!)
You often get mistaken for someone else
You feel under-appreciated
X You're bilingual
You always carry a bear with you

Total: 4

Cuba

You smoke
You're very physically strong
X You've won a lot of fist-fights
In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
X You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
X You like hot weather
X You can be very friendly from time to time
You look very tough on the outside
You make a very nice role-model
You don't let people get a word in edgeways

Total: 4

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)

X You have a potty-mouth (in multiple languages)
You like to wear flowers in your hair
X You used to be a very tough kid (still am)
You're very reliable
X It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
X You're very faithful
X Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
X You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
X You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
X If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (Very, very discreetly. I still have a reputation to uphold!)

Total: 8(MWAHAHAHA!!! FEAR ME!!!)

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

You're quite mean-spirited
You're a bit of a hooligan
X You're very loyal
You're very good at tactics
You hate Russia
X You love to fight people
You can avoid marriages quite well (Underage, man)
X You're not always taken seriously
You like drinking
X You want to become stronger

Total: 4

Hungary for the WIN!

Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) Spain

2) Italy Veneziano

3) Italy Romano

4) Greece

5) Korea

6) Prussia

7) America

8) England

9) Japan

10) China

11) Canada

12) Germany

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Korea/China? Um, no...

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Romano? Hmm... Yes. And, in the right circumstance, VERY.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

If... Prussia got... Spain... Pregnant?... ... ...I think I died laughing...

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Japan? Yeah.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

America and Veneziano? Maybe.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Greece/England or Greece/Japan... Let's go with option número two.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Romano and England?!... Put up video cameras EVERYWHERE.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Veneziano/Prussia... Dear Lord.

...I can't do it. HE'S TOO INNOCENT!

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Greece/China? Um... Probably not.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Spain/Korea... um... Wow... I'm not very good at this, am I?

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Romano/Canada... Okay... Romano's at a really fancy Resturant... He accidentally sits on Canada (because he doesn't see him)... After several more fateful encounters, they start to grow on each other... Oh, God, this is a terrible idea...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

America het? Dunno. Japan slash. Yeah.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

Japan? Probably Outer Science. I freaking LOVE that song! Baka na koto da?

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Veneziano/Romano/Prussia... Warning: Contains lemons, language, and awesomeness overload via Prussia (kesesesesese).

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

England on Korea... With England as Fem!England... "So, I heard everything comes from you. How about making something come from me instead?" ... I died laughing imagining this. It would never work, it's stupid, and England would never in a million years say that, but it's hilarious.

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

England: Drabble Drabble Drabble Drabble.

China: Drabble?

England: Drabble! Drabble Drabble, Drabble Drabble Drabble. Drabble Drabble Drabble Drabble–

China: What the fuck are you saying, aru?!

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If America walked in on Veneziano and Germany having sex... He'd probably just stand there, blink, close the door, and walk to the nearest department store for brainsoap.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Greece... de-flower Spain... Probably started with a churro, a cat, and a well-placed rock to the scull of one of them.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

America. I do. I have no friends. T.T (Kidding. I don't know, but probably)

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Romano? Gender-bending galore.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Canada has been forgotten yet again...

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Veneziano, Greece, and Korea? Probably not.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

China. "OH HOLY PANDA-(moans)" Pfft. Hahaha.

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Korea?.. Actually, I've never read a Korea fic...

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Prussia? Well, there was this one time with that beer bottle...

26) Would Eleven nag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Canada nag Japan? Only when drunk. Like, completely, drunk-out-of-their-mind kind of drunk.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Romano and America? It could be either, but I mostly see America...

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Um... Spain and Japan are in a happy relationship (O.O eh?) until Japan suddenly runs off with Greece (I can see that). Spain broken hearted has a hot one night stand with Canada (O.o dafuq bro?) and a brief unhappy affair with Germany (Shouldn't that be Prussia?), then follws the wise advice of Korea (Korea and wise don't belong in the same sentence), and find true love with Veneziano (again, shouldn't that that Romano?).

Um... Of Churros and Broken Hearts.

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

America/England? Fudge yes!

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If he can't "live without you", then WHY isn't he dead yet????

When life gives you lemons, shut the fuck up so I can read them. (Spamano, GerIta, and USUK? STFU, MOFO!)

Who else actually likes to clean the lint from the dryer?

In 2013 I'm going to watch '2012' and LAUGH MY ASS OFF.

Name something you randomly scream while watching any random anime: "CAZZO! DUDE, FUCKING HOOK UP ALREADY! YOU'RE SO DAMN OBVIOUS!!!"

Wait, if Russia is terrifed of Belarus, does that mean that everyone is one with Russia except that country?

If 4Kids is the devil, then whose their boss? (Rin Okumara? Pfffffft–)

For those of you who didn't know that France and Zelos Wilder were the same seiyuu: Zelos is France toned down to heterosexual levels...but failing to hold back his true urges XD

Remember kids: keep the world as peaceful and green as you can. Otherwise, we'll all have to blame Alfred again.

For those of you who are scared of spreading the Hetalia love, think of this: there is such thing as a Germany x North Italy pairing for the American audiences. It's called KLAINE.

Well, enjoy!

NOTE: I've contracted Lazy Author Syndrome. You have been warned.

NOTE TWO: IMPORTANT! The idea and story of 'Let the Games Begin' (the original) has been deleted and scrapped. I lost interest in the story, and I would've never continued with it. The name will be used for a completely different story, with the same OC, with some differences. It will be Hetalia, not Naruto. If you liked this story, then I am sorry for deleting it, but as I said, I would've never continued it.