As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

"It was an accident." That was what Zuko had said to his crew when he used an element he hadn't been meant to. He wasn't the Avatar. The Avatar was supposed to be in the Earth Kingdom, hidden by its walls. Unless the old Avatar had died long ago ... and had already been replaced fifteen years ago. AU.

With the help of Severus Snape, the Dursleys raise Harry as their son with the knowledge that he is magical. However when, at the age of seven, a magical bond forms between Harry and Hermione Granger life becomes very difficult, especially when he finds himself falling for one of his closest male friends. HP/SF Slash.

Perseus Jackson thought he was normal: turns out he was wrong. Now Percy has to contend with love-struck monsters, a retarded Riptide and his 'love interest'; one crazy blonde girl with a really sharp knife. Even Artemis is gunning for him with a steriod junkie Apollo riding behind. But with looks to equal the Goddess of Beauty what did he expect? Phoenix Award Nominee

AR. Merlin has changed Camelot forever but while that part of his life is complete, destiny has a new task for him. Now he has to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hide the fact that he's the Merlin, and defeat a Dark Lord that's messing with magic he knows nothing about.

Percy Jackson isn't like other teens. His reflexes are crazy fast. He enrolls into Goode Highschool for Exceptional Children, a school for kids with exceptional abilities. There he meets the popular Annabeth Chase, whose ability is a secret to the student body. As they start to uncover Goode's many secrets, they find themselves getting pulled in deeper and deeper. -Percabeth-

Parallel semi-sequel to The Day the Whole World Went Away. Merlin's life should've been easier. She was just a student, friends with Arthur and Morgana Pendragon. And yet it isn't –not when she's suddenly best friends with depressed Uther Pendragon, a woman named Nimueh keeps testing her, and magic is involved. And when she thinks she's the reincarnation of the Merlin of legend...

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

Shorts about the Morrow Days in the Secondary Realms, up against things we mortals take for granted... and failing at it.

Sequel to Robin: Boy Wonder. Robin has finally made hero friends and is establishing a name for himself in the League. But with the older heroes off on an assignment, Robin finds himself in charge of a new team. With the discovery of a strange alien object, Robin is thrown into a new word of familiar and unfamiliar heroes. But he can handle it- he's Robin: The Boy Wonder!

"Of course they'd like you! They just haven't had a chance to get to know you because you're so shy." I felt Sirius nudge my leg under the table warningly but I ignored it. "Look, I'll prove it!" I exclaimed, staring down the table. "What…no, wait!" Remus said in alarm. "Hey! You!" I said, pointing at a girl who was staring at us. "You'd go out with Remus Lupin, right?" NEW CHAPTER

AU Male!Bella. Slighty cracky. Bellamy wasn't sure what the ginger's problem was but he wasn't going to let some broody douche get him down. So Bellamy had accidentally stabbed him in the thigh, so what? It wasn't like it was on purpose and the guy had been making a face that was plain asking for it. He was just sulking that he wasn't as spicy as Emmett.

I was born as a big ball of energy, fed by yellow sun, with the potential to move worlds. I channeled that power and found a force, a speed force. It swallowed me up and shaped me into who—or what—I am now. I told the strangers who found me that an experiment gave me my powers. I lied. No one can ever know that I, Wally, am cut from the same cloth as the man of steel.

Sequel to Nightwing: Origins. After the events in Nightwing: Origins, Dick has finally found his footing. Unfortunately, his new world is about to be thrown off balance once more by the Outlaws, the Justice League, and a very familiar little bird. To top all of that off, Deathstroke isn't quite ready to give up his Renegade. Rated T for language and more violence. A lot of it.

Light is at the theatre, escaping from his life as he does every performance. Fate hands him her calling card in the way of a stranger sitting across the room. Can Light maintain his life when this one man manages to slip into it like he belongs there? AU

Annabeth Chase is a rich merchant's daughter, promised in marriage to the heir of the richest man in the village, but what if she's kidnapped by pirates? Will She fall in love with the green-eyed captain? WARNING: Total Percabeth!

Unwilling beauty queens Korra and Asami become pageant finalists, and proceed to topple the entire establishment by continuously undermining their supposed rivalry through aggressive flirting. — AsamiKorra

Annabeth Chase wants to construct buildings. Percy Jackson wants to play with dolphins. Two totally different people stuck in the same room for the entire academic year. The results are-most likely-not going to be pretty. [College AU. All human.]

Anybody related to Voldemort must be inherently evil... right? Harry Potter thinks so. Nobody good could come from Voldemort. When Dumbledore announces that Voldemort has a grandson named Percy Jackson, Harry's already labeled Percy as EVIL and put him on his enemy list. But Percy Jackson is not whats expected by a long shot and he's not going to take any prejudices lying down...

Charged with a crime he didn't technically commit, Perseus Jackson is put in jail. But when trouble arises within S.H.I.E.L.D maybe involving a piece of evidence collected from the scene of Percy's crime, the organization may have to recruit a criminal.

No matter how much he disliked the Flash, no one deserved to die by spleen regurgitation. No slash.

Percy always thought the most bewitching thing he could discover at Hogwarts was magic. Then he met Annabeth Chase.

All Percy Jackson wanted was a little peace. His old friends Irony and Mayhem have other plans when it is discovered that he might just have more than one evil grandfather. Because, really, one never seems to be enough. HP/PJ crossover. Set during OotP and after TLO.

Ten of the best demigods are defending the Big Apple in public as superheroes! But if they don't join SHIELD, all other superheroes will see them as a threat! So our heroes will join SHIELD, on one condition: they get to be part of the best of the best. Rated T because... I don't have a good reason. PERCABETH, Jasper, Frazel. No Thalico or Leyna. Adventure, humor, hint of romance!

Zuko loses his sight to an attack on his family at seven-years-old. Now blind, he's determined to prove he's just as capable as ever, using firebending to interact with the world around him.

He was just supposed to fix her back, and she doubted that at first. She definitely didn't expect to get dragged into the ethics of a girlish crush. Modern AU.

How come nothing is simple? Apparently, according to Chiron, there's another world out there, filled with wizards and witches blessed with the power of Hecate, hidden from "Muggles", as they called them. Percy Jackson, Nico di Angelo, Jason Grace, and my OC, Maladys Castellan, are sent to protect the Golden Trio from the wrath of Lord Voldemort and the Titan Lord Kronos.

With Ever monopolizing Jared's time, Mina has been- not exactly voluntarily- spending time with his psychotic or maybe not-so-pyschotic older brother. What fun.

The unnatural world of the Olympians collides with the Avengers when Thor Odinson has a meeting with Percy Jackson. What will happen when these powerful people meet for the first time? What will happen when war is on the horizon? To whom will they pledge their allegiance and will they find unlikely alliances?

Dumbledore calls on Chiron to send reinforcements to Hogwarts. Holly of the LEPRecon, overhearing the conversation, notifies Foaly and Artemis about the situation. That September, Hogwarts hosts six "foreign exchange students." This is a Harry Potter/Percy Jackson/Artemis Fowl crossover and my first fanfic.

The giants war has all but ended and Percy has survived, barely, so there's nothing left for the demigod but to return home to his worried mother- just for the holidays. During his stay, he bravely saves a cat called Chairman Meow but unfortunately is tracked down and kidnapped by the cat's disgruntled owner Magnus Bane and his friends.

College!AU Percy Jackson is a somewhat cowardly history major with a fondness for water; his new roommates range from a closet suicidal chain smoker, to an Italian Mafia member with a talent for gambling, to a possibly insane prankster with an obsession with fire; and the girl he's fallen head over heels for most likely hates his guts. Welcome to Apartment 23.

"The day that she came into my homeroom class definitely made my Top Five Best Days of School list. Along with my Top Five Worst Days of School list." Percabeth and others. AU. All are human: no monsters, etc. slightly OOC. Sorry!

It all started with a threat. From the most evil organization to ever walk this Earth: the U.S. Postal Service. When a daughter of Hecate receives a letter from Hogwarts, Nico is dragged into the wizard business and is forced to fight against the world. DISCONTINUED AND BEING REWRITTEN.

"You're doing it again." Jason said. Percy glanced at Jason. "Doing what?" "Frolicking in Annabeth-land." Jason said matter-of-factly. Percy scowled. It wasn't his fault that Annabeth was beautiful and amazing and intelligent and- what were they talking about again? /In which Percy is utterly in love with Annabeth. AU Percabeth one-shot. /dedicated to jasongraceless for being fab

"I fell in love once. He was all a girl could ever want; or so it seemed. He broke my heart and I never thought I'd see love begin again. Until it did."

Valka had been prepared never to see her baby again. She had not been prepared to see him all grown up. (post HTTYD2. Spoilerific. Oneshot, Hiccup/Astrid with loads of character introspection)

Merlin is raised by her father in the wilds to be a creature of weapons and magic. As she comes into her powers and reaches adulthood, they both know she must go to Camelot to fulfill her destiny. But she'll be damned if she doesn't do it her own way. Featuring: Fem!Merlin and other favorites such as Oblivious!Arthur and Bitter!Uther.

Peter thought his powers were finished developing. They weren't. And the Avengers thought their team was full. It wasn't. As Peter struggles with darker shades to his abilities and his own traumatic experiences, an unknown organization is stirring in the

Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

Sometimes Bruce uses texting to parent, other times he just likes to mess with Dick. Dick receives a text from Bruce while he's in class. Plus other one shots involving The Bat Family and their technology, home life and whatever hits me.

You're Wallace Rudolph West. And you deserve everything that happens to you. Warning: Contains mentions of child abuse! (I don't own the cover image, either!)

Four of the most powerful demigods from Camp Half-Blood are issued a quest from the goddess Hecate to go to Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Their objective: protect Harry Potter and his friends from the Dark Lord, all while trying to keep up their disguise. However there may be more threats than just Voldemort...Set before HoO. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS

When he checks the receipt, there's a phone number scrawled on the back. Even the boxes are speechless. (Or the one where Wade is pretty and nobody can leave him alone.)

While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.

In which contraband Chewy is wasted, Novick acquires bling, and Baam asks an awkward question. Genfic, as cracky as canon, may become AU at the whim of a serial troll called SIU.

Sherlock attempts to matchmake Mycroft with Lestrade. Mycroft goes mental. Featuring a constantly swearing Lestrade, a Holmesian inability to remember a certain name, and that one song by Akon.

Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".

Some of the many, many ways Anna tried to get Elsa to open the door, and the one time Anna succeeded. Oneshot.

Annabeth works at the overpriced grocery store five minutes away, and Percy just hopes she's checking him out in more ways than one. AU.

In which Leo Valdez keeps a promise, and not by half. Oneshot. House of Hades spoilers.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Percy Jackson has left the world of Greek gods to live in isolation, there is a war approaching and the Avengers need to reassemble and fight but they also have to convince Percy to fight with them. Fate has a plan for these people, let's hope it's not tragic... Warning: May be a bit dark, also some spoilers for Mark of Athena.

It must be acknowledged that none of this was their idea, and that yes, they'll try to be friends, but everything else that everyone expects is more than likely not going to happen. Really. Sokka, Zuko, and a betrothal. AU in the same universe, expanded.

Barry Allen is convinced that Blue Beetle is a bad influence on his grandson. Wally is absolutely no help in that regards. Mentions of Bart/Jamie.

What really happened on the night of Harry's sorting? Percy Jackson showed up of course! Confusion over half-bloods, location, and time ensues! Who will save Hogwarts from the chaos that is Percy? And who is the other half-blood lurking in Hogwarts? RE-POST FROM MY OLD ACCOUNT

He's slightly insane, addicted to chocolate and allergic to jam. This is the story of the real Remus Lupin. Marauders-era, eventual slash. ("Are we talking midget rabbits? Are those even real?" asked Sirius. Remus fixed him with an exasperated look. "The term is 'vertically challenged'," he said reprovingly. "We've been over this.")

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

All Percy wanted was to get away from his heartbreak. When a strange goddess sends him to a time when pirates roamed the seas, will he get more than he bargained for?

YJAM Prompt: Nightwing goes back in time to secretly save the YJ team during a difficult case they wouldn't have otherwise made it through. But it looks like he might have a special message for Wally! KFxNightwing

"Because I promise you, if this happens again, which I know it won't, this place will burn."

COMPLETE [Merthur] A list which everyone in Camelot should be aware of, in which Arthur is a prat/possessive and Merlin is stubborn/too endearing for his own good.

The Olympians have decided to send Percy Jackson to Alagaesia to help with the war. Percy, now a dragon Rider, has to make friends with The Varden, learn magic, defeat the bad guy, and get back home. After Brisingr, during Inheritance, after Last Olympian

It didn't really matter to her that almost everyone saw her as a boy, because as Robin the 'Boy Wonder,' she was able to help so many people and help Batman fight the good fight. Written for YJ anon meme, features fem!Robin

Circe is a witch, but we are warriors. You are a daughter of Bellona, and the fight is in your blood.

Avatar Korra turns to her past lives for help with regards to seducing a certain fire-bender. Alternate Title: "Aang is the Love-Guru." — Korra/Mako

Wally's dad doesn't beat him- it's not frequent enough to be called that. And besides, Wally can handle this for two more years. He can.

And One Time He Still Wasn't Red Arrow. Robin and Wally do what they do best, that is, cause chaos, and Roy is neither impressed nor Red Arrow.

In which Lord Voldemort and Darth Vader destroy that bane of fiction, Twilight.

It had started as a joke, contingency plans made for various hypothetical circumstances, but then the world falls under mind-control, their mentors turning against them, and those rules made up in jest become something to survive by.

The children have so much potential but their role models are absolutely horrendous. So Lex decides the best solution is to spoil them rotten. Emphasis on rotten. Originally on the yj anon meme.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Competition drives us all, but it affects no one as much as star Keeper Oliver Wood. Quidditch is life; Quidditch is everything. Quidditch is what introduces him to the newest Puddlemere United Chaser.

COMPLETE [Merthur] Merlin gets himself turned into a cat, Arthur's befuddled, Morgana's bemused and intrigued, the knights somehow gets involved in this mess playing matchmakers and Uther is not amused whatsoever.

Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson

Dick went from a poor circus kid to the richest boy in Gotham overnight, and that's gotta come with some social and class issues. He copes, kind of; Richard's a bit spoiled, Dick's a lot confused, and Robin just smiles.

Somehow, it seems that every time he turns his back, another teen moves into his Manor. Basically, five times Bruce adopted a superkid without his knowledge, and that one time he did it on purpose.

Bruce had come to a horrible conclusion. His son was beautiful. R&R

It's been years, and finally the day comes. Merlin decides that it's time to tell the king his secret. It doesn't turn out quite the way most people would think. Completed ficlet, no slash. Crack, by the way.

When Mai went out into the forest to vent a little, she never dreamed that she would be caught by a giant spirit bug who wanted to steal her face. But it was okay, because she was going to get out of this.

Fire Lord Ozai favors a more permanent solution to the problem of Zuko, and the spirits disagree.

OR: How Paul Found Out About Percy's Other Side of the Family

"You gained seven fat counters." "I will destroy you!" Borders on crackfic. It's my first story, so be nice! rated T because the rules scare me. Now complete!

"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.

She makes lists and burns them, as if that means they never existed.

Zuko and Toph commiserate a little. Zuko wins.

The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.

Light Yagami is not having a good Valentine's Day. Between the new guy with the candy fetish, his partner, Matsuda, and the unsettling new case... the chocolate may be the only thing that loves him at all. Light/L.

No one questioned that James Potter should receive a Hogwarts letter....

When Zuko’s burned, branded, scarred, Azula smiles because it’s the expression most familiar to her, and she doesn’t want to think about what she should be doing instead. — Azula, Zuko

“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack

For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.

One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.

‹josh.metis›‹plotbunny courtesy of snarkykat› What really freaks you out, though, is the we-are-fangirls-oh-em-gee-om-nom-nom looks you’re getting. Can you say 'creepy?

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

After his insane seven years at Hogwarts, James Potter has decided to write a guide to survive everything from Hagrid's cooking to when crazed squirrels attack your Potions class. Hilarious, if I do say so myself. James POV.

Voldemort's dead and the Hogwarts Houses are finally united under one banner. And of course unity is great and all that, but we can't let it get in the way of our precious House pride, can we?

Mai and Zuko get drunk and Mai has no one to blame but herself. MaiZuko.

Just another Hermione Snape love story

Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.

Spoilers for the second movie. How can you expect a trainfull of people to keep a secret?

Neville Longbottom decides that he hates family reunions. And picnics. And ponds. And Dugbogs. And Grindylows. And life in general.

BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.