Here it is, at long last! The disturbing tale of Lord Elrond's mental toying with the citizens of Middle-earth... how he duped all the world with the ratings bonanza reality show most people know as "the Quest to Destroy the One Ring." The scandal! The passion! The drama! Go behind the scenes with those of us who are now in the know.

Bard is melodramatic. And quite possibly a little bit crazy. One-shot.

In which Mr. Tweedy goes nuts and proceeds to eat all the chickens...

Aragorn has gotten the Fellowship lost...again. And where do they find themselves, but in another world?

Forget the noble, well-spoken, and knowledgable Aragorn you think you know. Recently, top scholars and linguists have begun translating a long-forgotten, dusty, leather-bound book from ancient Westron. They believe it is nothing less than Aragorn's personal diary, and it's a shocker!

Alright, everybody! Now's your chance for some fun and randomness. Let the libs begin! See inside for full instructions.

Involves certain persons exchanging minds with other persons. Very much non-canon. At long last, chapter five up.

Frodo and Sam decide upon a different approach to keeping the Ring "secret and safe" on their journey to Mordor. Bad things ensue.

Title is self explanatory. Do not try to read sense into this; you may have a brain aneurysm.

A collection of JCS round robins... extremely amusing nonsense. CH. 4 is up. Judas, apparently, has a problem... Not a round robin.

What if Mr. Tumnus HAD delivered Lucy to the White Witch? Chapter seven up.

Lucy finds a new friend. BY PRINCESS LUCY.

Short collaboration revealing exactly why the twins were grounded for 5,000 years...

Fairly long poem illustrating Éowyn's feelings toward Aragorn.

What were Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli after at the beginning of The Two Towers?

Another crazy round robin. KOH: Gone Rum 5 coming up.

A common soldier's place: survive. My second poem. Free verse interspersed with rhymed.

Gimli and his cohorts found Dwarfsmith Armaments, and have several nasty experiences with government officials.

Aragorn insanely proceeds through a scene in the Two Towers. And he greets flowers...for many hours.

A very long rum story concerning everyone's favorite characters from Lord of the Rings!

A rum story for each book...The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardobe: Gone Rum up. In progress.

Troy has gone rum! It's an understatement to say that it's strange. Chapter 10 is up!

When Mirkwood is invaded by Southrons, will the young Prince Legolas and allies from Lothlórien be able to stop them, before it's too late? Fifth chapter up.

This is the Fellowship's journey to Lórien as seen by Haldir. Complete.

Um...it's starts out all right and sort of transitions into insanity. The ending is basically stolen from the Kingdom of Heaven movie.

Read if you find insanity amusing. Rating for scary, insane moments. It has no point or plot.

Legolas learns a valuable lesson. Surprisingly, it's not about biology!

Hector isn't very bright, Paris reveals his true identity, Achilles is nutso, and Troy is being besieged by evil pants of Greece. Sound like a nightmare? It probably is...

Apparently, this is what REALLY happened during the Trojan War. Quite ingenious, isn't it?

A winter a few years after the War of the Ring, Legolas travels from Mirkwood and meets an old friend. One-shot.

Captain Jack Sparrow attends Will and Elizabeth's wedding. Complete.

Has Priam gone too far? PG for tickle torture scene and jumping off walls.

What happens when you chain Galadriel, Elrond, Celeborn, Denethor, and Gandalf together and let them run loose?

Denethor has a special toupee...

Boromir has a little problem...

A contest story concerning the last remaining elf. Five minute story, so rather bad.

Merry is at it again...and learns that he is not so fearless as he thinks!

Morbid description of the Gondorian siege with a hopeful ending.

Lord of the Rings meets dodgeball.

Pippin and Co. dare Merry to what?

What would happen if Gandalf's staff had suddenly gone out in Khazad Dum? Find out in this amusing poem. It's my first ever, so please be nice.

Really short conversation between Helen and Paris.

What may have taken place in the stealing of Cor from his parents? Just a possibility.

Legolas and Gimli tell ghost stories around a camp fire...and suffer the consequences afterward. One shot.

This is a comedic view of the Departure of Boromir in which Boromir, the one-man band, does not really die.

The whole story...the long and the short of it...about the fireworks.

A brief account of the duel between Paris and Menelaus and the battle that took place afterwards. One shot.

Thranduil leads his young son Legolas to a hidden chamber and reveals a mystery of his past.

Legolas tells his account of the Battle of the Five Armies and his meeting of the hobbit, Bilbo.

The Fellowship journeys towards Caradhras and into the path of an avalanche.