OMG!! AANG AND KATARA KISS!!!! WE BETCHSLAPPED ZUTARA!!!

Hóigh!
(Hi! (Irish Gaelic))

I'm a teenager and currently into Avatar: The Last Airbender and any kind of anime. I adore any kind of fantasy novels and I'm a fan of Zelda. (LinkXMidna all the way!) I have a thing for mythology and cultures, mainly Celtic, Gaelic, Irish, and Manx mythology and culture.

My fics are never beta'd by anyone but me. After I'm done with a chapter, I normally look it over and make any corrections I need, then publish it here. I don't exactly want strangers to contact me, and Neofriends are blocked on Neo. You need an account to Neomail me, and you also need to be 13 or older.

Published Works:

A Song of Ice and Fire - Chapter 9 up! 7/12/07
Twenty Five Ways to Annoy Your Favorite Characters - Complete! 2/22/07
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Musical - Chapter 8 up! 7/6/07

In the Works: Title, summary, pairings, warnings if possible, genre, etc.

Ask the Yugioh Characters - All you need to know about the Yugioh characters right here! You know you want to... T or K, depending on content (General/Humor)
Oh no! Not Another Self-Insert! - Another self-insert has appeared, this time with a clear interest. The Twilight Princess characters must survive living in a different society while dealing with a psychopathic teenager. T (Pairings undecided, Parody/Humor)
Let's Adopt a Puppy! - The Avatar characters decide to adopt a puppy. Chaos roams! K (Pairings undecided, Humor)
Avatar Family Reunion - Eight years after the war, the Avatar characters decide to have a reunion, but Azula will threaten to spoil all the fun. T (Kataang, Maiko, Tokka, Humor/Family)

Species
I am a shapechanger who takes form of: an Irish (Western Dragon) and Zaptotec (Amphitere), Gray Wolf, and Human who changes shape occasionally.

Gender
I am a female.

Length
I am about 5 yard long, with 9 yard wingspan

Width
'What can I say ... I'm normal, except for a few feasts here or there.'

Weight
normal - 'I'm as normal a weight as one gets.'

Appendages
a crest
a pair of horns or spines on the head
a pair of wings
a tail

Skin type
I have scales
My wings have feathers

Colouration
I am metallic silver

Breath weapon
I breathe ice

Age
Young adult

Native land
mountains - 'I am only truly happy when surrounded by tall peaks!'

Mating status
Ask me, and I might just say yes!

Offspring
There's just me (and my mate, if applicable).

Hoard size
I'm comfortable, but I wouldn't mind some more.

Monetary philosophy
Investments in human businesses. I do repossessions "CHOMP" personally!

Diet
eating normal for my species - 'I have three square meals a day!'
I eat meat, eat junk food

Humour index
I appreciate humour of all kinds, but I do know when to take things seriously.

Ubiquity
This is my first life!

Irritability
I will defend my honour, but I will only attack with reason.

Magical ability
I know a number of spells.

Psi power
I can talk to the odd spirit, or move very small rocks (churches, lead, ducks, etc.).
Specialist field: Telekinesis

Technology
I can program the video.

Huggability
I'll accept hugs from my nearest and dearest, but no-one else.

Get your own Dragon Code here.

Status: Single; chases Sokka around Southern Water Tribe

Lives in: Western Air Temple; sometimes Vroengard.

Favorite Shows: Avatar: The Last Airbender, SpongeBob, Heroes, Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond, Oprah

Favorite Book Series: Harry Potter, Eragon, His Dark Materials, Warriors, Narnia, Pern,

Favorite Movies: Titanic, Gladiator, Spider-Man, Pan's Labyrinth, Napoleon Dynamite

Favorite Dragon: Meso-American (feathered) or Western

Favorite Food: Chocolate, eggnog

Favorite Genres: Fantasy, Adventure, Humor, Parody

Favorite Websites:

Youtube.com

Favorite Bands: Evanescence, the All-American Rejects, Green Day, Fall Out Boy, 30 Seconds to Mars, Coldplay, Akon, U2, the Fray, FERGIE!!!

Messaging: I enabled PMs!

Things I like: Avatar, Sokka, Dragons, HARRY POTTER!!!!!!1111, Toast, My friends, Dogs, Cats, writing, reading, wolves, owls, Border collies, Shelties, phoenixes, sleeping, doing nothing, going on the Internet, torturing characters in my story, etc.

Things I hate: People who abuse/kill/hunt/use clothing from animals, pointless wars, etc.

Pairings:

JonXDaenerys: I don't know but this one seems possibly, and they do look cute together.

RhaegarXLyanna: There are several pointers in the books tht show to this, and I support it fully!

LinkXMidna: She FELL IN LOVE with him at the end of the game. This could lead to a lot of good oneshots.

LinkXZelda: I support it.

ZeldaXZant: -screams-

Kataang: LOVE IT!!

Zutara: Before season 2, I don't like it. But now that Zuko's hair looks so cool, I say yes...to an extent.

Aanzula: I don't know why, but I enjoy this pairing.

Tokka: They look cute together!

Ty Lokka: Cute!

Maiko: Better than Zutara I have to say.

Yuokka: WHY did Yue die? -starts crying-

Sukka: DIE SUKI YOU EVIL WITCH!!!! I HATE YOU!!!

Zukka: WTF!?!?!?!??!?!

HarryxGinny: Beautiful!

HarryxHermione: People like that?

RonxHermione: They were meant to be together.

EragonxArya: Like it.

MurtaghxNasuada: Adds a lot of drama to the Inheritance Trilogy

SaphiraxGreeni: I can't stand Saphira being with someone else.

Favorite Characters:

Avatar: Sokka

Harry Potter: Hermione

Pern: F'lessan

Eragon: Saphira

His Dark Materials: Lyra Belacqua

Warriors: Squirrelflight

Heroes: Clair and Hiro

SpongeBob: Patrick

Friends: Joey

Raymond: Frank

Favorite Quotes:

Suki: I saw him first!
Yue: (eyes glowing angrily) Don't make me use my moon powers on you! ~Avatar, 'School Time Shipping' special

Sokka: (in lecturing tone) Good technique little sister! Keep it up! Don't forget to breathe!
Katara: (losing temper) You know, I am just about sick and tired of you telling me what to do all day. You're like a chattering Hog-Monkey!
Sokka: (screaming) Just bend the slurry woman!! ~Avatar, 'The Drill'

"Am I so beautiful that you have no words left?" ~Midna, the Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

"Oh, come on. You heard them, just behind the veil, didn’t you? They were just lurking out of sight, that’s all. You heard them." ~Luna Lovegood; Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." ~Albus Dumbledore; Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"You said to us once before," said Hermione quietly, "that there was time to turn back if we wanted to. We've had time, haven't we?"

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." ~Hermione Granger; Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!" ~Hermione Granger; Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

"At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent." ~Hermione Granger; Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"SHE KILLED SIRIUS! SHE KILLED HIM -- I'LL KILL HER!"

"There's no need to call me sir Professor." ~Harry; Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"Voldemort uses people his enemies are close to. He's already used you as bait once, and that was just because you're my best friend's sister. Think how much danger you'll be in if we keep this up. He'll know, he'll find out. He'll try and get to me through you." Harry; Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."

"Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?"

"It would've been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident..."

"What's that?" said Ron, pointing at a large dish of some sort of shellfish stew that stood beside a large steak-and-kidney pudding.
"Bouillabaisse," said Hermione.
"Bless you," said Ron. ~Ron; Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Hermione frowned at Ron.
"He's not a nutter, Ron--"
"His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque just like his mother," said Ron irritably. "Is that normal, Hermione?"

"Ron, we're supposed to show the first-years where to go!"
"Oh, yeah," said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. "Hey-hey you lot! Midgets!"
"Ron!"
"Well, they are, they're twitchy..." ~Ron; Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"But why's she got to go to the library?"
"Because that's what Hermione does. When in doubt, go to the library." ~Ron; I don't know where this is from

Favorite Poems:

By: Cecil Francis Alexander

All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small,
All things wise and wonderful,
The Lord God made them all.

By: Anne McCaffrey from Dragonflight

By the Golden Egg of Faranth
By the Weyrwoman, wise and true,
Breed a flight of bronze and brown wings,
Breed a flight of green and blue.
Breed riders, strong and daring,
Dragon-loving, born as hatched,
Flight of hundreds soraing skyward,
Man and dragon fully matched.

Rise in glory,
Bronze and gold.
Dive entwined,
Enhance the Hold.

Wheel and turn
Or bleed and burn.
Fly between,
Blue and green.
Soar, dive down,
Bronze and brown
Dragonmen must fly
When Threads are in the sky.

Who wills,
Can.
Who tries,
Does.
Who loves,
Lives.

Honor those the dragons heed,
In thought and favor, word and deed.
Worlds are lost and worlds are saved,
From those dangers dragon-braved.

Dragonman, dragonman,
Between thee and thine,
Share me that glimpse of love
Greater than mine.

Tales of Boredom: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m61txtm_7iQ

Black20 Trailer Park: 300 - PG Trailer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k

Eragon Trailer Parody: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DBUW7o1lPI

iPod in a Blender: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8H29jU8Wrs

Potter Puppet Pals; Wizard Angst: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD-Huwlg2kY

Potter Puppet Pals; Potions Class: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B77MxjIWixk

Zelda Ocarina of Time Final Battle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbcmNoWBedE

Zelda Twilight Princess Diababa, Forest Temple Boss: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfH0Ixunwx8

Zelda Twilight Princess Fyrus, Death Mountain Boss: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DtsI_ZvJ1o

Zelda Twilight Princess Morpheel, Lakebed Temple Boss: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VPzORX9ARQ

Zelda Twilight Princess Stallord, Arbitor's Grounds Boss: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_SQuCQO6jg

Zelda Twilight Princess Blizzeta, Snowpeak Ruins Boss: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_SQuCQO6jg

Zelda Twilight Princess Armogohma, Temple of Time Boss: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sc2ZG3744o

Zelda Twilight Princess Argorok, City in the Sky Boss (DRAGON!!!): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDQm1_e638w

Zelda Twilight Princess Zant Battle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGwmPnw_aC8

Zelda Twilight Princess Final Battle; Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxpxB6X-wn8

Zelda Twilight Princess Final Battle; Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbtHTDyBXhY

Zelda Twilight Princess Final Battle; Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpM-VfkukyU

Zelda Twilight Princess Final Battle; Part 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZoLLuVowmg

These things:

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness, StarDragon411

98 of teenagers do or has tried pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you feel sorry that Katara is caught between two major shipping pairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is Bunny. I got him from someone else.Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

Boo! Boo! Down with the wolf-killers in Idaho! Wolfs must be respected! If you agree with this then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Copy this to your profile if you are a Zutaraian! (Written by Zutara-Princess)

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!!!

July 21, 2007 will be the day I know what my meaning in life is.

My OCs/OOC characters

ASoIaF:

Blade

Species: Dragon (Alagaesian)

Scale Color: Emerald Green

Eye Color: (see above)

Height: 13 feet tall

Length: 23 feet long

Wingspan: 30 feet tip to tip

Personality: Sarcastic, cynical, humorous

Rider: Sokka

Eragon (the 1st)

Species: Elf (Alagaesian)

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Brown

Height: 5'9" to 6'2"

Personality: Serious when it comes to it, loves surprises

Dragon: Bid'Daum (albino)

Galbatorix

Species: Human (Alagaesian)

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Brown

Height: 6 feet plus

Weight: Do you think I write down every little detail about this guy?

Personality: Crazy, acts like a little kid

Dragon: Shruikan

Renistera: Eragon the First's white sword.

The Vault of Souls: The place where every soul in every world goes after death. It's possible to transfer to another world's Spirit world by means of this and take the soul of another person (or even Spirits) for power and strength.