I am a Nerdy fangirl, my friends tease me about it all the time but I have no shame being one.

I fangirl over everything from Chronicles of Narnia, to OUAT.

I am not a fan of Harry Potter, lets just get this in the open. (Please don't kill me) I just haven't found much interest in the whole wizarding experience.

I have a big family, most people would say we are ridiculous to have ten kids in a family ( and yes I said 10), and homeschool (Yes I said homeschool too), and unlike popular belief we are not people who live off the grid with no TV, no social lives, and no connection to the outside world. We have plenty of social interaction we have made plenty of contact with the home world. And honestly as a homeschooler I can get so much more writing done this way.

I am a born again Christian and not afraid to say it, and no I will not be pressing my religion on anyone, I will be opinionated because that is my right.

I am taking a Hiatus from Fanficition, I will be back as soon as I can, but right now I have to focus on school and graduation. Thank you for reading!

I hereby swear to never leave fan fiction and the friends I've made here without trace. If a circumstance occurs in which I must sever myself from this site, be it known that I will put an explanation on my profile. This is because my heart breaks whenever I read an amazing story, and then find out that the writer is gone. I never know if he/she'll ever come back, and must live my days wondering, hoping against hope that he/she'll return. Signed: Lily Lindsey-Aubrey, Pip the Dark Lord of All, Morwen80,I luv Milarion 1201, Cowboy-4-Christ, Mimulus22

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If it drives you crazy when you have a billion views on a story but no one will review it.

If you are a nerd and embrace it and know more about the world of the book than anyone . Copy and paste this to your profile .

If you ever imagine yourself into a book and add yourself in while your reading it. Copy and paste.

If you believe that vaccines are bad , cause they destroy your immune system , cause mental problems , and are made from aborted baby cells (along with billions of other problems) . Copy and paste this to your profile .

If it annoys you when you get hundreds of views but no one reviews. Copy and paste

If you love Veggietales and your what most people would call too old.

If you feel that most of today's people are a bunch of cry baby wimps , yes guys included , and need to pipe down and Man up . Copy and paste this to your profile .

Getting an abortion is killing someone who never got to live. Don't kill a life, save one. If you don't believe in abortions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. if your weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you're one of those people who gets excited when they get a new review, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If your sanity has been questioned but you accept it as it is and embrace it, copy this to your profile. I don't think I've ever been completely sane in my life, I came into the world insane and will leave it as such

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you love Narnia, copy and paste this to your profile!!:)

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

A good book is a good friend

If you've made bad guys in the books you've written kids or people you don't like . Bullies , annoying brats etc . Copy and paste this into your profile

Our idea of fun is reading.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? We don't believe it's even possible to read that little!

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things, you will always keep on believing; copy, paste this in your profile.

If you are tired of Suspian and think that it is the most ridiculous thing ever, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to pretend friends such as book characters, either your own or ones out of stuff you have read (not when you were little), copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time. What is scary is when I answer for them, or when I started talking to the ones out of MY book.)

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

The Narnia pledge:

I promise to remember Peter

whenever I see the the phrase 'high king'

I promise to remember Susan

when I see an arrow fitted in a bow-string

I promise not to eat Turkish Delight

because of Edmund and the White Witch

I promise to think of Lucy

when worlds I suddenly switch

I promise to remember Aslan

should I see a lion at the zoo

I promise to remember Tumnus

when I'm sitting down to afternoon tea

I promise to stick up for Eustace

when a reader hasn't yet finished reading about his adventure at sea

I promise to remember Jill

whenever a bully makes me cry.

I promise to knock on the back of every wardrobe I see

and, when they don't take me anywhere, to sigh.

I promise to think of Caspian

when I don't get along with my family

and to recall Pattertwig when I see a squirrel assembly

I promise to think of Polly

when I want to try a ring on

I promise to think of Digory

whenever I hand my mum an apple, or somebody says, “Well done, son”

I promise to think of Aravis

whenever I see a movie with a girl in disguise.

I promise to think of Cor and Corin

whenever I see two brothers fighting like such total guys

I promise to think of Glimfeather

when I look at photographs of owls

I promise to remember Maugrim

whenever the wind howls

Yes, I promise to remember Narnia, where-ever I may go

I HATE child abuse:

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Please pass it on.

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

Just for fun.

Answer these questions, NO CHEATING!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which is cooler, black or white?

6. Name a person of your same gender.

7. What's your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Which is prettier, lakes of oceans?

10. What is your wish?

Done with that?

Here are the answers:

1. You are in love with this person.

2. If you chose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.

Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.

3. If your initial is: A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.

S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.

5. If you chose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.

White: You will have a friend who completley confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you chose:

California: You love adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday.

Have you ever noticed, that, in modern American society...

- everyone preaches tolerance, unless you believe the Bible?

- everyone has the right of free speech, unless they express something Biblical?

- we're all supposed to love each other, but when Christians tell someone (lovingly) that their sin will send them to hell, we are classified as a hate group?

- trees and animals' lives are treated as equal to humans, but a baby in it's mother's womb is murdered (Yes, abortion is murder!) every 20 seconds?

Wake up, American Christians! Our rights are being taken away! Revelation 3:1-3 "To the angel of the church in Sardis write: He who has the seven Spirits of God and the seven stars, says this: ‘I know your deeds, that you have a name that you are alive, but you are dead. 2 Wake up, and strengthen the things that remain, which were about to die; for I have not found your deeds completed in the sight of My God. 3 So remember what you have received and heard; and keep it, and repent. Therefore if you do not wake up, I will come like a thief, and you will not know at what hour I will come to you.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree with this and add your name to the list, and, please, PM me, the first person on the list, so that I know I'm not alone: Cowboy-4-Christ, Reading-Stories-O

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

Then you are a Weirdo. Weirdos need to know that they are not alone. They need to know that there are other people in this world who are every bit as weird as them. If any of the above describe you, copy and paste this into your profile (you can delete the ones that don't apply to you personally...in fact, you can even add your own...go ahead) and add your name to the list. OneSizeFitsAll, Phillip Callaway, Pip the Dark Lord of All, Cowboy-4-Christ, Mimulus22.