Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .

A summer storm ruins any plans that the occupants of the Burrow may have, but with it comes a unexpected arrival. With it, comes James Potter. Alive and well. Set after GoF.

We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU

Pillow talk, or something like it.

It's the Fourth Age, and a matter of Utter Seriousness has prompted Aragorn to call a council.

Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!

A Miss Cam authorized spinoff: In which BadFic authors get their fannies kicked...er, are taught the finer points of writing by a Grim headmistress, a veritable army of goblin imps, and, of course, the irate canon characters.

AU. Dr. Fox Mulder meets Oxfordtrained psychologist Dana Scully at an UFO convention at Area 51.

Hogwarts meets the Colbert Report ... guess who the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is?

[AU] Kagome and Kikyou Higurashi, rivals in every way, both find themselves in love with their King. But when a man at court brings Kikyou's scandalous past with him and threatens her life, Kagome must choose between old loyalty and a passionate new love.

Hermione gets a makeover, which completely startles and changes Ron. You know me theres a bit of a femenistic twist, as always! Never fear, its a bit o' fluff, dear readers, and don't worry, the horribly slick straight haired hermione isn't for good!

Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.

Bartimaeus's thoughts after Ptolemy's gate. Drabbish

They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!

A poem based on How the Grinch Stole Christmas about how Sauron nearly destroys Yule by overrunning Arda with MarySues.

A collection of what ifs...What if Sophie HAD left when she discovered that Howl had known all along she was under a curse? Will he be able to convince her to stay? **on indefinite hiatus**

AU Even at age six, all Harry wants is for people to be happy. Slight RLSB slash.

And she wonders if he would have been like this. Falling apart in all of the funny, particular ways that she is. [KateSawyer]

Ever wonder what happened in the days of your favorite Marauders? Well, you're in luck, because the authoress found a stack of old papers going through her attic one day, and incidentally they proved to be the front pages of...

Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED

Tired of the usual Hermione Makeover stories and looking for something new? This isn't it.

When Rand vents his frustration, Lan gives him a bit of advice about marriage and women.

Aragorn, though he wished them joy at their trothplighting, always harbored a suspicion that Éowyn did not hold Faramir first in her heart. A chance opportunity to observe the couple shortly after their marriage serves to erase that fear for good.

Eureka! I have found the formula for writing the perfect LilyJames fanfic. See inside. LJ SBOC RLOC. Featuring the classic Astronomy Tower scene, the Ball scene, the Bet scene, and much, much more! Now with fulfillment of the Voldemort Quota! DONE!

The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.

[D and Leon slash] Leon questions why he stops at D's shop so often, and comes to a startling conclusion.

Lips that would kiss form prayers to broken stone. (DracoHermione)

{AU} Boromir & Faramir in Minas Tirith, but something happens. Denethor, who has never looked kindly upon his youngest, suddenly sees him for what he is. Or was.

(One-shot)Tribute fic to the authors of HPfics who've realised that Harry's still stuck in his cupboard and needs someone to get him out.

I hate Valentine's Day. So does Lily. Until James shows up. One-shot LJ

Based on the series by Theresa Green. Who wouldn't want to own their own spoiled rich wizard? Well, now that you do, please, read me first!

Kyoru. Inspired by Chapter 86 of the manga, although it's not necessary to be familiar with that. One-shot about Tohru helping Kyo with his lines for the upcoming school play. Fluffy.

What Crabbe and Goyle talk about when no one is around.

COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.

Harry, Snape, and Sinistra must pose as a Muggle family over the summer holidays-- and in doing so, don't only discover a web of intrigue in the Order of Phoenix, but something about themselves as well.

Finally, *Chapter 5 up!* (Very sorry for the long wait!) The very condensed version of the Silmarillion. Very. Not in offense to this wonderful book. Rating may change later.

He was a boy and she was a girl - can I make it any more obvious? (Ron/Hermione)

'She’d been seduced by a stormy grey gaze and words tainted with a silken cruelty.'

Christmas Fluff. RHr. A fight and a reconciliation.

Narcissa has no tongue. Narcissa has no words. But Narcissa has poison.

Anna takes a walk in a garden, but ends up reliving her past. This is very old, maybe even preGoF...RHr, of course.

Prof. Hermione Granger is leading a perfectly content little life, having left her past behind her. However, someone shows up at Hogwarts who forces her to relive the past, remember old feelings, and...help him prevent a murder. Revised version!

Boromir returns to Minas Tirith and even as the people of the White City hail him Captain, he declares himself King. In his possession, the One Ring. On his conscience, murder. Faramir is asked to set the crown upon his brother's head.

The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.

Mulder drags Scully to Disney World to prove his theory that the place is run by aliens.

What lengths will one go to, to preserve his mother's life? Peter Pettigrew knows. (Spoilers for Book 3, Prisoner of Azkaban. Some profanity.)

Slash - Draco/Ron. Cigarettes by the shores of the black lake.