Name: Marissa

Known as: The Princess of Fluff

Specialty: Sappy stories with obscene amounts of fluff, hence my name, but I also like Hurt/Comfort, Romance and Humor. I like mentor/young ward stories, and my fictional loves are usually the mentor type. For some strange reason, I am obsessed with stories where people switch lives (a la Freaky Friday).

Country: USA

Gender: Female

Favorite TV shows: Spongebob Squarepants, Transformers, Law and Order, South Park, Friends, Hetalia

Hobbies: Writing (obviously), drawing, reading, hanging out with friends, singing, computers/other technological things, getting my nails done, eating, sleeping

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, the Alice series, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Journal of the Plague Year, Between Shades of Gray (NOT Fifty Shades of Gray!)

Favorite Authors: The Queen of Fantasy, the Queen of Fluff, the King of Horror and the King of Humor (J.K. Rowling, Phyllis Reynolds Naylor, Stephen King and Dave Barry)

Dream job: Author/Editor

OTP: Harmony (but I also like Wolfstar, JamesxSirius, BlackKinnon, Jily and NevillexLuna)

BLOCKING POLICY: I believe that Free Speech is the First Amendment for a REASON. Nothing is worse than censorship. On EVERY website/forum/whatever I frequent (Facebook, Deviant Art, Fanfiction.net, etc.), my belief is that you have every right to post something, but that also means that the people who read it have a right to comment on it. Free speech is my first priority. In general, I am AGAINST blocking people, and you will REALLY have to piss me off/annoy me/abuse me to make me even consider it. After some time has passed, it may become mustard under the bun, so to speak, and I may unblock you. Please respect this policy and don't take advantage of it! If you do, I CAN block you.

JUST FOR FUN:

Repost on your profile if you have done any of these silly things! Have you ever...

...tripped when the sign said "watch your step"?

...had a runaway shopping cart (like on a windy day)?

...made weird faces at yourself in the mirror?

...stepped in a big mud puddle?

...been in love with a fictional character?

...so much that you would marry them?

...so much that your real Significant Other got jealous?

...what about father/birth their children?

...left the car door open overnight?

...when it was raining so everything got soaked?

...tripped over a bag of fertilizer?

...talked loudly to your friends about how cute your crush was?

...and found him/her standing right behind you, listening?

...gotten REALLY wired on sugar/caffeine?

...spilled bleach on your bedspread?

...imagined the scene where your crush finally confesses his/her undying love for you?

...dropped plates when you were setting the table?

...wore a party hat long after the party was over?

...threw a tantrum just to be difficult?

...wondered if you had a disease/condition you definitely do not have?

...imagined yourself singing a song you liked, with the whole school joining in at the chorus?

...wished it was socially acceptable to break out into song randomly like they do in Disney movies?

...envied Disney princesses not for their bodies, lives or men, but for their hair?

...what about their singing voices?

...been bashed in the head by a little kid on a swing?

...more than once?

...not realized you were holding something?

...been able to recite an episode of your favorite TV show completely from memory?

...hallucinated about hamburgers?

...found a Band-Aid in your shoe?

...obsessively hoarded a "Merchandise Collection" from your favorite fandom?

...parodied a song?

...more than one?

...pretended to be an orangutan?

...just to annoy people/be really weird?

...complete with banana?

...pretended you knew what you were talking about when you didn't?

...pretended you didn't know what you were talking about when you did?

...danced while you set the table?

...spilled your cereal bowl all over the floor because you accidentally stuck your elbow in it?

...ate half the jar of pickles?

...wished desperately that you were a fairy/elf/unicorn/mermaid/other mythical creature?

...bumped into a door frame?

...drawn stitches on your hand in red ink?

...cut your own hair (doesn't qualify if you're a barber/hairstylist already)?

...banged your head on a wall?

...face-palmed?

...stayed up really late and then slept half the day?

...on a regular basis?

...got "leash burn" from your dog's leash?

...held your own "dance party" in the middle of the night with your earbuds/headphones?

...finished half your popcorn before the movie actually started?

...laughed at idiotic videos?

...laughed at dirty videos?

...made up your own language?

...and taught it to your friends so you could communicate secretly?

...eaten four Jell-O pudding cups in just one day?

...eaten both the sauce and the spaghetti, but separately?

...became obsessed with meatloaf?

...promised yourself only ONE chocolate, but soon found yourself eating the whole bag/container?

...literally been called a "walking disaster"?

BECAUSE I HAVE!!! (LOL)

SORTING CEREMONY

GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You have never done illegal drugs
[ ] You have a lot of friends
[ ] You get along with everyone
[ ] You have not made fun of someone for at least two months
[ ] You love soccer
[ ] You love baseball
[x] You are into writing and art
[ ] Favorite music genre is pop rock
[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[x] Abortion is wrong
[ ] The war against Iraq is unneeded (Do not get involved in politics)
[ ] One of your favorite colors is red or gold
[x] Good grades at school
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x] You are a student at college/university
TOTAL: 6/15 (40%)

HUFFLEPUFF:
[ ] You are content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[ ] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim
[ ] Water polo is awesome
[x] Pink is one of your favorite colors
[ ] Black is morbid and depressing but you still like it though
[ ] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.
[x] You are an optimist.
[ ] You are completely straight-edge.
[ ] You are very emotional
[ ] Rap, R&B, and hip-hop are your favorite music genres
[ ] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age
[x] You have made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 5/15 40%

RAVENCLAW:
[ ] You are depressed to a certain extent.

[x] You love to read.

[x] You appreciate theatre and arts.

[x] Sports suck.

[x] You are shy.

[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.

[x] Commitment is the MOST important thing in a relationship

[x] Classical is your favorite genre of music.

[ ] Every once in a while you have little anger outbursts.

[x] Lying is sometimes okay

[x] Blue is one of your favorite colors.

[ ] Serious is better than funny.

[x] Some may consider you "eccentric."

[x] You like learning new things.

[x] Your GPA is 3.5 or higher.

TOTAL: 11/15 73%

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There is at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] (American) Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
[ ] You have lied about something serious.
[x] You are a very deep person.
[x] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[x] You like metal.
[ ] They make school seem more important than it is.
[ ] You are scared to grow up.
[ ] You have done illegal drugs in the past month.
[ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
[ ] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 7/15 46%

RAVENCLAW!!!

COPY 'N' PASTE XD

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're older than 12 and still love cartoons, copy & paste this to your profile!

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If you're an English major (or are planning to be) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think the government is hiding the existence of aliens and is keeping us in the dark, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

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If you are a SIRIUS BLACK FANGIRL, copy and paste this onto your profile!!!!

If you believe Sirius is really not dead, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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